Bedtime Tease from the Pathetic Cat
I carefully tuck the secret documents I received from that twisted grad student in the underworld of the bed into my pocket.
"I'll look at them later?"
"Of course, loser♥ Reading important documents out in the open is something only total losers do, like plugging a phone charger into an army mess hall computer♥"
You never know. The moment I open the envelope, smoke bombs might go pop pop boom, and a 180cm tall, busty blonde tanned kunoichi hidden inside could burst out and annihilate my baby batter with a mating press.
"Yeah... If a 180cm tall, busty blonde tanned kunoichi ambushed me in a hallway like this, I'd be totally helpless."
You might think it's ridiculous, but this is actually Darkness' real confidential security system in action. If an unauthorized person opens the envelope on secret documents, a 180cm tall, busty blonde tanned kunoichi pops out instantly and wipes out their baby batter.
At least six pathetic spies have failed to steal documents this way and ended up as daddies.
'You're gonna be the daddy! Become a daddy, magical girl! Get pregnant, unf unf!' The kunoichi's thunderous shout as she slammed a mating press into the spy magical girl Alfred Nobelpia is still legendary.
"I'm totally beat. A good little mesugaki like me needs to hit the bed and go koo-koo-nee, koo-koo-nee."
So much happened today. Just last night, I was offering up my baby batter spurt spurt to that pathetic Chae Sua. Today it was Hypnosis Aunt, Lion, Doctor, Alphapago, and even the pathetic grad student. Now it's time for me, Tyranno-sama, to say sayonara to dreamland.
"Not eating dinner? I'll buy you something. How about some tteokbokki?"
"Hmph, you think Tyranno-sama is some brainless loser who'd follow you to the dentist or a whaling hospital just because you suggest tteokbokki? Tyranno-sama has refined tastes—he doesn't eat just any tteokbokki."
I only eat tteokbokki when there's handmade Pikachu tonkatsu made from the finest ingredients.
"Then how about chicken?"
"Hmm... chicken. Nah, still not. I'm tired, I told you."
Chicken is way tastier than tteokbokki, no contest. I imagine holding a crispy fried chicken leg in each hand, alternating bites. Just thinking about it makes drool flow like a stream down my chin, but my exhausted body screams louder than my lust—koo-koo-nee comes first.
Skip the pathetic dinner. Tyranno-sama's mighty body can handle it without those loser nutrients♥ Only weaklings can't move or even die without nutrients♥
"Yaaawn... Time for me to crash."
I rub the tears from my yawn with the back of my hand.
"Tyranno... how about we sleep together for the first time in a while?"
A whisper tickles my ear. The honey-sweet tone echoes in my head. Suddenly, Lion hugs me from behind, her arms locking around me tight so I can't escape. Her warm, comfy body heat presses against my back.
"Heh♥ A creepy pervert's hugging me♥ Loser-loser germs are spreading♥ Gotta spray vinegar water to disinfect♥"
These chopstick-thin pathetic cat arms? I'll shake them off easy, and for hugging Tyranno-sama without permission, I'll blow on her eyes foof foof till tears well up♥ I flex my iron-bar biceps to shove the pathetic cat away... Huh?
My arms won't budge? I thought stretching them straight out side-by-side would loosen her grip?
"What's wrong? Surprised your arms aren't coming free as easy as you thought?"
The pathetic cat's smug voice hits my flustered ears. She sounds thrilled and amused, hugging her cute Tyranno-sama tight and blocking my escape.
"Heh♥ A pathetic cat using every ounce of her feeble strength on a little kid like me♥ Like some clingy auntie who can't act her age and gropes whenever she wants♥ Total worst♥"
"Who's an auntie? Our age gap isn't that big."
Her arms tighten even more around me.
"So, what do you think about sleeping together after so long?"
"Meh... If you wanna sleep, just sleep together, duh?"
Sharing a bed with the pathetic cat isn't anything special. Even when she was just a cat, it wasn't special for her to sleep on my bed. Now that she's got human mode, we've shared the bed a few times with her in cat form. She could just barge in like always, curl up shamelessly, and snooze. Since when did she ever ask permission?
"Do whatever, loser♥ The dark empty room must scare the pathetic cat♥ Ninjas under the bed too♥ Tyranno-sama will understand with his bathtub-sized heart♥ Ugh, having a pathetic cat as a minion is such bad luck♥"
"I'm not sleeping in cat form. I'm saying I want to sleep with you, Tyranno, in my human form."
The pathetic cat's cheek rubs against mine. Her springy flesh presses and moves against my skin.
"H-Human form...?"
"That's right. In human form, just like this."
Human form, sharing a bed.
"F-Fweh... W-What does that mean, pathetic cat...?"
Lion loosens her arms and starts groping me. Her touch slithers like a snake under the covers, slick and sticky. She strokes my shoulders, brushes my chest, caresses my belly. Her hand slides lower. Lower, lower.
"You know exactly what it means."
Lion's body flashes in my mind. Her tongue greedily licking every corner of my Tyranno-cock. Her delicate, flowing fingers that know all my pleasure spots. Her pussy and ass optimized for squeezing and compressing. And her endless stamina that never tires no matter how much she torments me... I know what sharing a bed with that gorgeous body means.
"T-Today... we can sleep together?"
Her hand reaches my pants, brushing the bulging part. Thanks to that damn pathetic chastity belt, my Tyranno-cock swells huge the instant she touches, ready to rip my pants. The thick meat stick is obvious through the fabric—I want to hide it in shame, but Lion's hands cover it like a curtain.
"........."
Too embarrassed to speak, I quietly nod in agreement.
Shhhhaaaaa... Water rushes from my room's bathroom. Just the shower, but imagining it hitting Lion's naked body and cascading down feels distant and misty, like spring rain in a foggy valley at night.
I finish showering first and sit on the bed in light pajamas, waiting for Lion.
"How did it come to this..."
One nod, and suddenly I'm back in my room. Blink, I'm showering. Blink, I'm on the bed waiting. It all flew by in a flash.
"Fweeeh..."
My cock stands rigid between my legs, thighs rubbing uncomfortably. From the moment Lion got it up with one touch in the hall, it hasn't gone down once on the way back. Maintaining erection without a finger or word? Definitely that chastity belt's fault. This pathetic thing... I'll rip it off someday...
"B-But... at least I can finally cum... thank goodness..."
Lion's teasing was pure torture. She'd edge me to the limit with all sorts of stimulation, then deflate me like a balloon, only to rev me up again and drop me flat... Even my panties were soaked in her spit. Not cumming would've been too pathetic.
Click. The water shuts off, audible even here. A tiny sound I'd ignore normally, but sharing a room with Lion makes it boom.
"Haa... Feels refreshing. All the day's fatigue is gone."
The door opens. Lion steps out in light clothes, black hair still damp, pale skin glistening with moisture.
"Well then, Tyranno..."
Grinning like she's in heaven, Lion approaches the bed. With each step, my body trembles, and I swallow hard without thinking. Finally... finally I can cum... Finally shoot that good white stuff spurt spurt...!
The corners of my mouth creep up.
At last, Lion reaches me. And—
"Goodnight, Tyranno. Early to bed, early to rise makes a good boy."
Without touching me once, she lies on the bed, pulls the covers over her head to her toes, and that's it.