The Five-Star Hero is Addicted to Defeat
The heck, where on earth does that guy keep popping out of? He suddenly jumps out of nowhere, sits right down to interfere with me getting raped, and just… sits there.
Alice is definitely strong in the original story, but she's not even my companion or anything. Honestly, it's weird that she's obsessed with me.
And we've only just met today—how the hell did she start clinging to me like this?
I arrived at the inn via the Return Rune. She scooped me up, carried me to the bed, and gently laid me down.
“I’ve already dealt with the nest. This quest is officially a success.”
At this point, I’m getting a little fed up and need to push her off. Honestly, with a multi-playthrough companion like her around, she’s only going to get in the way.
So I grabbed her hands and violently shook her away. Then I gave her the sharpest glare I could muster.
“You don’t need to help. I can handle it myself.”
She should be tired of me by now and want to back off. Still, I didn’t want to boil her alive with lightning. That’d… honestly sting.
Even though I know she’s chasing me around because she wants to take care of me, killing her off is a bit much…
So I kept it cold and just chased her off. Honestly, I didn’t feel like doing anything more dramatic right here.
“You lost to a harpy and a slime and then say something like that? You expect me to believe it?”
“Waaaah…”
I deliberately lost! Honestly, I wanted to be raped senseless!
“Heh… I’ll handle the reports for you. Just rest up. Got it?”
With that, Alice turned and scurried off. The room instantly fell silent. Then I realized my clothes were back on. Of course—since this is a game world, the Return Rune even has clothes-spawning magic.
Return Rune Clothes
The Return Rune is incredible!
Guess I really did come back… Damn it. My whole goal is getting raped, but this guy keeps getting in the way and ruining everything. What the hell am I supposed to do?
At least… I should head to the next objective.
In this game there are tons of monsters besides harpies. Like succubi, nine-tailed foxes, muscular female orc tribes, or goblins that spin wheels for fun.
Plainly speaking, if I just ran out naked, monsters would swarm me to rape me from every direction… but honestly, that sounds boring.
I might as well fake defeat, get knocked out, and get forcibly raped. That way the monsters won’t run away thinking I let them win.
Anyway, the next target… a nine-tailed fox.
I recall this was the pre-event. Probably time for that guy to show up now…
“Heh… I guess this will do.”
Someone was walking up the stairs from the lower floor with a rather heavy sack. Thankfully Alice wasn’t here. Thanks to the Return Rune, my lost staff had already appeared beside the bed.
That should be enough preparation.
I lay back staring at the ceiling, sighing heavily. In the game, this guy comes to us after defeating the harpy and asks us to exterminate the monsters that appeared in the village.
Of course, in the first playthrough, before the event, I can’t win. I’ll get pinned down without moving, my level will reset, and I’ll have to start over from scratch.
Looking at my current stats, even a basic attack could kill me ten times over… but of course I have to fake defeat on purpose!
“Hey, you. What’s wrong? You look pretty gloomy.”
The guy suddenly jumped in surprise and turned around. He quickly looked down at me.
“A-adventurer…?”
“That’s right.”
“Oh no, thank goodness! There’s suddenly a monster in the village’s back mountain shrine… the villagers are in total panic. They’re demanding we hand over sacrifices and making all sorts of demands.”
“I see… But why hasn’t the guild…”
“The guild says there’s no adventurer willing to handle monster extermination, so they’re not taking requests. We’re looking for someone to do the job…”
This is exactly the event scene! Now I just have to accept the request and head to the back mountain.
“Good. As a member of the Storm Tribe, may I accept this request?”
“Tribe? You’ll really do it? Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!”
The guy suddenly dropped to his knees and thanked me profusely… Honestly, my heart skipped a beat.
Anyway, I’m going to lose. In the original story the monster in that shrine is Arines, the one who bestows a thousand abundances. A nine-tailed fox known as Ari in the fandom, one of the Four Heavenly Kings of the monster realm.
Of course, she doesn’t have that title for nothing. As long as you offer proper tribute, she showers you with blessings.
The villagers don’t know how great Ari is and are treating me like some monster who’s asking for a favor.
Of course, that’s none of my business!
All I care about is getting raped!
“Then shall I depart right now?”
“Huh? Yes, of course. But the reward…?”
As soon as the word “reward” left his mouth, his voice began to tremble. I waved him off.
“No need for a reward. If it’s for honor, what can’t I do?”
“Oh, thank you, adventurer!”
He grabbed my hand and started shaking it like crazy. If he knew what I was thinking he’d probably faint… but fortunately he doesn’t know.
“Then I’ll bring the tribute. When I return, get ready for the celebration!”
“Yes, understood, adventurer. I couldn’t possibly fail at something like this!”
The sight of him tearing up with tears of joy was honestly pretty funny.
I walked down the stairs with my staff, and Alice was chatting with the elf. Because of that, she didn’t notice me slipping away.
Well then, I’ll just meet her later and make her mad twice!
I thought that to myself, gave her the middle finger, and quietly slipped out of the inn.
The shrine wasn’t far from the village. It was on the back mountain, reachable in about three hours of steady walking.
Honestly, the scenery was so beautiful I could have stared at it forever. Probably because Ari was here. The one who bestows a thousand abundances could make the surroundings burst into autumn colors.
Any mismatched leaves were thanks to her ability.
I walked slowly, looking around, heading upward. Calm, swaying leaves drifted down. A cool, dry fragrance mixed with the breeze.
As I climbed higher, the view became increasingly surreal and breathtaking. Maple trees stretching toward the sky above. Leaves dancing in the wind like snowflakes drifting in every direction.
I followed the path and arrived at my destination.
Strange magical ropes were tied up neatly across the area, each tied with a talisman. The magical power seeping from them wasn’t just my imagination. As one of the Four Heavenly Kings, she set up barriers every time she came here in person. In the original story, touching one would immediately notify Ari.
So of course I had to touch it.
I purposely untied the rope. Then I shouted loudly, though no one could hear me.
“You little monster! The main character who’s supposed to defeat you is coming right now! You’d better prepare yourself! Or run away from here!”
Immediately, the rustling of leaves around me sounded like a wicked, sinister laugh.
Clearly, Ari was right ahead.
I climbed the proper path with my staff in both hands. After walking for a while, I saw a small shrine at the end of the road.
A woman was sitting on the stone steps in front, legs crossed. Long golden hair, small ears on her head, she tilted her head with a subtle smile.
“Oh my… what brings a little boy all the way out here? What business do you have with me?”
A sweet, beautiful voice that made the phrase “jade beads rolling” feel inadequate.
Even calling her breathtaking would be too weak. Her tempting golden hair and the nine fluffy tails waving behind her like art pieces swayed gracefully.
A woman worthy of the title “monster.”
Standing proudly in front of her, I pointed my staff at her and shouted with full authority.
“You, I accepted the villagers’ request and came here to chase you down. Leave this place at once! Otherwise, I’ll pass judgment on you!”
“Judgment? From a brat like you?”
She let out a light giggle and began to smile wickedly. Then she slowly stood up.
Even sitting, she hadn’t looked that big, but now she towered almost to the sky. At least 180 cm… tall enough that I had to look straight up.
“What an interesting child. So you came here to drive me out? Mmm… your courage is admirable.”
I tried to be respectful, covering my lips with my fan, tilting my head, and quietly scanning her with a mysterious voice.
“Oh ho… quite the fine child. If you’re like this, you might be worth my time.”
She was talking about raping me, of course. But as the original me, I had no idea. Fortunately I knew and my dick was already rock-hard just thinking about it.
She didn’t seem to notice.
“Waaaaah—!!! Die, you monster!!!”
I yelled proudly and charged at her. Would I really be able to lose? If I messed up the power control, I’d get slammed flat in one hit.
Heart pounding, I rushed forward and swung my hammer down at her leg.
Instantly, Ari kicked me. It was an extremely simple move, but it hit my eyes perfectly.
That’s it… I can fake defeat!
I threw my body into her kick as if I’d been struck by a fierce attack and collapsed sideways with all my strength.
Crash! Thud—
I fell back against a tree, surrounded by swirling maple leaves.
“You’re surprisingly strong for a child.”
With those words, Arines approached me. She stood right in front, scanned me carefully, and licked her lips seductively.
“You look even tastier than I expected. You, there.”
Oh no… this is the reverse rape event.
The moment had finally come. So… I couldn’t possibly hold back my erection!