The Three Harpies and the Defeat Breeding Mindset
The elf clerk's words had been true. A normal adventurer wouldn't lose to a harpy. No, unless it was a horny harpy, those little birds could be driven off with nothing more than stones thrown by the children.
This event actually existed in the game. When you failed, the nearby monsters would hurl stones to chase off the harpies.
That was why, to see a proper breeding scene, you had to march all the way to their nest and lose on purpose.
But this wasn't a game... it was reality.
So I strode into the forest with my head held high, two short clubs slung at my waist, and went looking for the harpies. The location written on the note wasn't far at all.
After about thirty minutes, the surrounding woods began to grow darker. I was clearly heading into the deep forest. In the game, different areas had different brightness; the deeper you went into the forest, the darker it got.
This was probably around the fourth or fifth zone out of the ten zones near the village.
On the way, I didn't encounter any other monsters, so I was starting to get a little disappointed when suddenly a fluttering sound echoed from the sky.
I looked up... whoa, this was actually pretty beautiful?
Instead of creepy feathers, it was soft, fluffy down covering the chests of birds flying everywhere. They were red human-shaped birds with wings instead of arms and three-pronged claws on their legs.
No beaks, yet they somehow looked suspiciously like beautiful women.
Only about three harpies were fluttering around my head. If they really said their nest was nearby, then it looked like they had a home right in this area.
"Kyaa... is that a human?"
"They look really strong. Should we just fly past?"
"Yeah! Yeah! What do you think, sis?"
"I'm not sis! I'm the sis!"
"You were born first, so you're the sis!"
"No, I want to be the sis!"
I immediately canceled that. These birds seemed a lot dumber than I expected. Despite all having huge breasts, their heads were working in reverse, and they were bickering among themselves over who was the big sister.
Still, they said the human looked strong, so their instincts were surprisingly good. But my goal was to be raped, so leaving right now would only be a loss for me.
Then... I had no choice but to use this!
"You damn chicken bastards! You monsters running away because you're scared of humans?!!!!"
I shouted at the top of my lungs, loud enough to make the entire forest shake. It was the skill called Taunt. It was nothing special—just swearing.
Why did I, the spear warrior, even have a skill like that? Well, I guess because I was a close-range character. Being a walker with no charge attack meant I was supposed to lure enemies in front of me and beat them to death.
But did that even work?
I thought so, but suddenly the harpies' voices above me grew excited.
"That's our chicken!"
"What chicken?"
"Fried chicken?"
"We're going to be fried!"
What the hell were they saying...
The conversation suddenly shifted. I had clearly called them cowards who weren't even monsters, yet now they were talking about me frying them.
Hmm... what do I do now?
"No way! A human is going to fry us!"
"Let's grab him and shut his mouth!"
"Then why do we have to be fried?"
"Yeah!"
No... the taunt worked, but something felt weird about it.
"Grab him!!!"
All three shouted at once and lunged at me with their sharp claws. I figured I'd have to play along and pretend to be caught, so I rolled slightly to the side and dodged.
The claws slammed hard into the ground right above me, digging deep. Dirt exploded upward.
This... felt stronger than it had any right to be for the weakest monsters.
"Kyaa! No! Stop!"
"Properly! If you don't, we'll all die!"
Panicked, they flapped their wings and flew up again, clearly aiming to grab me once more.
I should dodge once more and let them catch me this time.
One harpy dove down again. This time, I dodged properly and rolled sideways, picking up my weapon. Suddenly another harpy smacked my arm.
"Huh...?"
It didn't even leave a mark. It wasn't even painful. Just a light tap?
One harpy shook her head wildly, panicked.
"What is this?! He's a monster!"
"My leg didn't get caught! The claws didn't dig in!"
"He's the sis now! He must be brave!"
No, that made him the sis? What the hell were these idiots...
Okay... I supposed I should keep pretending to be caught.
"Kyaa! Aaaah...! You filthy chicken bastards!"
I tossed the weapon aside and clutched my sore-looking arm while glaring at the harpies.
"He's dropped his weapon! Grab him fast!"
"KyaAAAAAaaaaah!"
With a weird screech, they dove at me again. Their claws were so sharp I felt a little scared, but their stats were sky-high, so it wasn't all that threatening.
I grabbed their arm and slammed them down onto the ground with all my strength. With my cock trapped between their bodies, I pinned their heads to the dirt.
"Kyaa!"
It didn't hurt that much. Hmm... this body really wasn't normal.
"Ooh! I got him! I got him!"
"You got him, so you're the sis! I'll be the little brother!"
"Sis, what now?"
Because of that one powerful strike, I lost my weapon too. I was completely disarmed... honestly, these weak monsters could be roasted with just a finger flick.
But did I really need to do that?
The three harpies kept bickering over who was the sis for a while longer, then all at once turned their heads toward my crotch.
"Wait, what's this?"
"It looks kinda... puffy. Weird..."
"I think I know, sis."
"Do you know?"
By now the two harpies that had landed nearby were tilting their heads and chatting with each other. Meanwhile, the one still holding my arm leaned in to peer at my crotch and said.
"This is called a dick! Ehehe~"
"A dick? What's that?"
These idiots don't know anything. Still, the scenery here was actually pretty nice.
My cock was right in front of me, surrounded by soft, fluffy breasts. Because I was leaning forward to look, my entire body was lowered.
In the middle of that, my dick was rock-hard!
"A dick is... something you use when you make babies! So... when mom and dad make a baby?"
"I don't know what it is."
Fuck, these idiots were completely clueless. I should probably resist.
If I stayed like this, who knew when I'd get raped? If I didn't want to get caught, there was no reason to stay on the ground.
I roared as loud as I could.
"Drop it, you chicken bastards!!!!"
I tried to shake my arm free, but suddenly one of the harpies standing by my legs shouted.
"I know how to use this!"
"Good for you, little brother! But how do you use it?"
"I'll teach you! I'll be the sis!"
"No way! I'm the sis!"
"No, I'm the sis now!"
"The dick-using sis is out, so this one is the sis!"
"Hiii~"
The harpy holding my arm lowered her head. ...This was a weird sight. They were going to fight over who was the sis all day.
"Drop it... kyaa! Hii~!"
Suddenly one of the harpies planted her soft, fluffy ass right on my face. The down-covered cheeks were surprisingly plush and warm, and I couldn't help but laugh.
Surrounded by her ass, I couldn't see anything in front of me anymore. Soon the harpy who had become the sis shouted.
"First... we have to peel the skin off!"
"Yeah... wait a sec...!"
There was a ripping sound—Brrrrrrrip!
The clothes were torn open by the claws, leaving me naked again. The forest was cool, but the scent of the harpies' beastly musk mixed in.
It was kinda hot...
"Ooh... this is weird. Like a caterpillar."
"Caterpillars don't grow like this! They're dragonfly caterpillars!"
"They're both caterpillars!"
Calling someone's dick a caterpillar was scary, but these were harpies, so they were just bugs that ate whatever. I figured they weren't about to bite my cock.
"Then... I'll show you how!"
Saying that, one harpy climbed onto my leg. Her stiff feet wrapped around my arm like before. The harpy who had been holding my arm had already stepped back a long time ago.
Ooh... up close, it felt even thicker.
They were three women whose bodies looked voluptuous and wrapped in soft, fluffy, warm down. It was surprisingly hot...
Holding my arm, the harpy pressed her lower body against my cock. Then...
SQUISH-♥
She slammed her pussy straight onto it.
"Kyah...! You filthy chicken...!"
Her insanely tight pussy made me dizzy. Suddenly the harpy tilted her head back and let out a lewd little sigh.
"Piyoohoohooh~♥"
With a sharp bird cry, she looked down at me through her half-lidded eyes, then let out a long sigh.
"Piyoo~♥ Ohoot~♥"
Pang! Pang! She slammed her hips down with wild force. My cock was trapped inside her pussy, getting abused mercilessly.
GLUCK-♥
The squeezing inside felt like she was milking my cock. It was as if she was sucking me deeper with her walls.
After swallowing my whole cock, the harpy stayed seated for a while, still panting.
"Haah... it's so weird... for a harpy..."
[Level 2 Harpy is pregnant!]
[Experience decreased by 20.]
I turned my head sideways and muttered something fake, and the harpy sucking my cock lifted her hips.
With my back turned, my cum was clearly dripping out of her pussy. Soon the other harpies chimed in excitedly.
"Then what do we do now?"
"Let's fry him!"
Wait, are they going to kill me? No... then I should use magic...
"Ah, no! I'm the sis!♥ This... we have to take him home and stuff something delicious deep into his belly...♥"
Panting sweetly, the harpy grabbed my waist with her claws and flew up.
Of course, still completely naked.
"Yeah... then we're all eating the dick?"
"Three of us are going to stuff the dick deep into our bellies...♥"
Ooh... this was fucking delicious!