Cow Demon King's Dairy Farm (1)
Cow Demon King's Dairy Farm (1)
Cheong-ui Gongja came up the stairs after enjoying his lunch. It was nice that there were no requests lately, making things peaceful. A leisurely life of elegance. Peaceful and happy.
But that didn't last long. Two shrine maidens armed with swords were patrolling the hallway. They looked like twins. The only difference was the color of their clothes.
"Osaekja? What's going on with you! Why are you holding weapons—"
"Ah, Cheong-ui Gongja-nim. There's some yokai hiding in this Pleasure House. I got hit and lost consciousness. Will you cooperate?"
"You? Are you okay now? Where's your main body?"
"I'm holed up tight in my room. I've used up all my split bodies. If something happens, Cheong-ui Gongja-nim will protect me, right?"
Cheong-ui Gongja fiddled with his sleeve, looking like he had a headache.
He pulled a talisman from his pocket and said,
"Got it. If you got hit, it might be a dangerous yokai. I'll protect your main body, so investigate thoroughly."
"I'm always in your debt. Thank you."
The two Osaekjas ran around with their swords drawn.
Cheong-ui Gongja watched their backs and shook his head side to side. Whatever bold yokai it was, attacking an exorcist first. Unless it was ridiculously strong, it was bound to get killed.
As Cheong-ui Gongja walked down the hallway, he ran into two young men.
Lee Gak and his friend scowled at him. Cheong-ui Gongja awkwardly greeted them first.
"Ah, good to see you. Sorry about last time. Still, trying to take a drunk woman away. Don't do it again."
"Hmph... Mind your own business."
Lee Gak brushed past the exorcist. Just thinking about that day still made his blood boil.
Wait a sec. There's magical items right now.
Lee Gak and his friend smiled and pulled out the Mirror.
"Hey, mister. Look over here."
Cheong-ui Gongja turned his head.
A hand mirror was right in front of his eyes.
"If you wanna apologize, crawl under my legs and try it."
"......"
Jjing-gang.
Cheong-ui Gongja blinked, and the mirror shattered into pieces.
His hand got cut by the broken shards, dropping the mirror.
Blood dripped from the back of his hand. Lee Gak's face twisted in pain.
"Where'd you pick up something like this? So that's why. Osaekja was sharpening her knives and wandering around. I get wanting to take out your anger on me, but don't use magical items again. Magical items attract yokai."
Cheong-ui Gongja confiscated the mirror and left.
On his way, he left a cold warning to the two young men.
"If you're caught using magical items, you might get mistaken for yokai minions. There's an exorcist going berserk right now, tearing through the Pleasure House like a rat hunt. Don't attract unnecessary suspicion and be careful."
To Cheong-ui Gongja, the two weren't yokai minions.
They were just idiots, too honest with their desires, thunderbolt fools who couldn't tell up from down.
Lee Gak trembled and ground his teeth.
His blood pressure rose, making more blood flow from the back of his hand.
"That... fucking bastard."
"Hey, is that important right now? The bitch we fucked is investigating."
"Who cares? Fuck her again. Her pussy's so loose, once I shove my dick in, she can't say shit. We got more mirrors."
"You psycho, she's going around armed. You confident you'll win? Let's lay low. We haven't been caught yet."
His friend calmed Lee Gak down. Lee Gak was pissed, but he had no confidence against an exorcist in full battle readiness.
He grabbed the back of his neck and went into his room.
"Hoo... Pisses me off."
He looked at the image of Osaekja stamped on the Carbon Paper. Trembling at his words, cowering at a single gesture.
Why dodge such an easy bitch? It was absurd. He wanted to go out right now and rape her again.
"Hey, I can't take it. Give me the mirror. I'm gonna go fuck that bitch."
It was when Lee Gak turned and grabbed the doorknob.
Knock knock.
Someone knocked from outside. A voice came into the room where Lee Gak and his friend were.
"That's mine. Open the door."
The pitch was off. Not male or female. A low, slurred voice dragged on. The tone repeated stickily and gloomily.
"That's mine. Open the door."
"That's mine. Open the door."
"That's mine. Open the door."
"That's mine. Open the door."
Lee Gak backed away from the door. The two friends wiped the smiles off their faces and stood. It seemed like it would break the door down. The knocking grew louder.
They stood silently without a word, and the sound from the hallway changed.
"Huh? No one's there?"
"Huh? No one's there?"
"Huh? No one's there?"
"Huh? No one's there?"
"Huh? No one's there?"
"No way..."
"No way..."
"No way..."
"No way..."
"No way..."
The voice gradually faded away. Some unknown presence was leaving.
Footsteps echoed in the hallway.
It didn't feel like a human walking on two legs. Four legs made jjjeok, jjeok sticky sounds as they ran to another room.
Lee Gak froze for a long time, then exhaled once it was gone.
"...What the hell?"
"Magical item's fault, probably..."
"Hey, no good. Let's burn it and toss it."
"No."
Lee Gak raised his hand to stop his friends.
"Chances like this don't come twice. Why throw away how we got it? Just hide until the exorcists handle it."
"R-Really...?"
The two friends scratched their heads.
Lee Gak carefully wrapped the magical item in a bundle. Ready to bolt if shit hit the fan.
"R-Really...?"
"R-Really...?"
"R-Really...?"
"R-Really...?"
The two young men looked at Lee Gak.
His friends were on all fours on the ground. Lee Gak grabbed the bundle and ran. He kicked the door open and bolted outside.
Sasasak.
His friends crawled down the hallway after Lee Gak.
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Muk Seo-ah was on her way back to the Pleasure House.
The exorcisms she'd taken lately were all easy. Just swing the axe a few times and done.
She entered the Pleasure House, passed the dining hall, and went up.
When she reached the second floor, something unknown was crawling on the floor. It looked like a human-ish beetle.
"Fuck. What the hell is this."
She stomped it immediately and drew her axe.
Pu-eok. The minor demon's head was sliced off, and the body vanished.
She came back from work, and now more work? Muk Seo-ah's mood soured.
"Uwaaak! Get out of the way!"
A young man came sprinting down the hallway. Seeing Muk Seo-ah coming the other way, he slowed for a moment.
Lee Gak grabbed Muk Seo-ah's wrist and dragged her, yelling.
"Some fucked-up shit's coming right now! What are you doing! Run!"
"You worried about me?"
"Uh...?"
Lee Gak, fleeing in a panic, snapped to his senses.
The woman in front of him was the exorcist. The exorcist he'd put so much effort into fucking.
Even after a day, her pretty face smiled at Lee Gak.
"I'm fine. Me."
Muk Seo-ah pointed at the magical item Lee Gak held and said.
"Throw that away. It's haunted."
The two young men crawled over da-da-da-da. Spotting Muk Seo-ah, they hesitated. Something black slithered out of their mouths and ran in the opposite direction from her.
The two young men fainted. Muk Seo-ah swung her axe and chased the yokai.
"Where you running!"
She threw herself at the minor demon. Rolling with the black beetle, she brought her axe down.
The big crawling beetle's body was severed and died.
Puhwak, Muk Seo-ah got splattered with blue blood.
Lee Gak, watching her, hid the Mirror behind his back.
'Shine it now, would it work?'
He had to make that woman his. Lee Gak's lust boiled over.
Actually, that beetle might not have been that dangerous. Maybe exorcists weren't that strong? Then she could submit easily.
Lee Gak's love twisted into form.
Put the woman who saved him under his cock, make her moan—that insidious lust churned deep in his chest.
Too easy a woman was no fun. Make a woman who looks tough on the outside submit to his dick...
Lee Gak snapped out of it.
The mirror was sticking stickily to his hand. He yanked it off quickly, and it fell.
'Fuck. What is this.'
"I'm off. Gotta collect my request fee... but forget it today. Buy me a drink later."
Muk Seo-ah shook her head like a puppy.
Blood from her hair splattered everywhere. The Pleasure House hallway got dirtier. Won't someone clean this? I saved the place, after all. Muk Seo-ah thought as she wiped the blood.
Lee Gak stood there dumbly.
Did he buy the magical item from that peddler earlier? Possible. He's just a clueless regular. One slip-up's fine.
Muk Seo-ah brushed it off and headed to her room. She wanted to wash off the blood first.
"See you later."
"......"
Lee Gak watched Muk Seo-ah's back.
Her seductive hips swayed side to side. When she turned the corner, her breasts emanated sex appeal.
She seemed totally unaware, but every action—no, her very presence made men lustful.
Dohwasal, maybe.
Lee Gak gripped the mirror hard. Now the feeling wasn't just a one-night fuck-and-dump.
He wanted to fully possess that woman.
The mirror sparkled excitedly, egging on his desire.
Now Lee Gak had power.
"...Yeah. I can do it."
Lee Gak didn't know.
If just now, unable to hold back his lust, he'd shone the mirror on Muk Seo-ah. She would've yelled right away.
- What the fuck, you asshole. Possessed by a yokai?
No time to explain, the axe would've flown.
If possessed by a yokai, they get stronger. She'd break limbs first, then purify somehow. Water torture with burned talisman water.
Lee Gak survived.
Unaware of that fact, he took his two fainted friends back to the room. Imagining Muk Seo-ah's disheveled face, he unusually jerked off alone.
There were more than one or two men in this Pleasure House eyeing her.
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"Miss, how about a drink together tonight?"
While enjoying dinner in the dining hall, a hairy, burly man approached Muk Seo-ah.
He was big and bear-like. Something heavy squirmed inside his pants.
Muk Seo-ah glanced between his legs and spat out her noodles.
Keulok, keulok. She coughed repeatedly.
'Is this... hunting?'
Modern knowledge awakened. This was a Pleasure House. Memories of hunting at pocha bars flashed in her mind.
She was getting the exact same treatment she'd done to women back when she was a man.
Her mood tanked hard. It really felt like other men saw her as a woman, giving her chills.
"No thanks."
When Muk Seo-ah snapped curtly, the man shuffled away.
He brushed off his chilled shoulders.
"Ugh. Uuuugh."
No way. Do I really look completely like a woman? It's just my body that changed. Are other men hunting for chances too?
Muk Seo-ah's mind was a mess.
There were lots of men around. Thinking they all lusted after her gave her goosebumps, but also a tingle in her lower belly.
The Yin Mark suddenly reacted.
She didn't know why. Muk Seo-ah invoked Cheonae Yuseon to suppress the Yin Mark. She was getting natural at handling it now.
"Hoo, hoo."
Muk Seo-ah calmly wiped her sweat. A drop trailed down her nape.
The Yin Mark was on her belly, but suppressed, it didn't show.
Just a twitch between her legs and hardened nipples. Aside from a slight body flinch, no one would notice.
Contrary to Muk Seo-ah's expectation, all the surrounding men noticed. That Muk Seo-ah was incredibly aroused.
No big change, but the atmosphere turned lewd. She sprayed Dohwasal everywhere, making men hard.
An undeniable slutty flush rose on the exorcist's face.
Just as they mustered courage to join her, another exorcist came looking for Muk Seo-ah.
A shrine maiden covered in blue blood. Seeing her fierce, sword-wielding figure, the men's lust deflated.
"Muk Dao-sa-nim."
"Hi. You met that crawler too? I killed one I ran into."
"Yeah. Seems like two total. The Pleasure House is safe now."
Osaekja smiled brightly.
Dare to attack and knock her out, you bastard.
Perfect revenge.
"Whew, tiring. Muk Dao-sa-nim. Caught the Three-Tailed Fox. Dragging her now, so wait a bit."
"Really? Finally!"
Muk Seo-ah clenched her fist.
This Yin Mark was more than inconvenient. Even now.
Her mind kept filling with urges to fuck, hyper-aware of the men's gazes. Every gaze made love juices flow down her thighs.
Delusional fantasies dominated her head.
Gangbanging with every man in this dining hall. Begging for a break, but no mercy—they'd shove cocks in her mouth, take turns pounding her pussy till exhaustion.
"...Muk Dao-sa-nim?"
Osaekja asked worriedly.
Muk Seo-ah had suddenly made a lewd face. Her hazy eyes snapped back at the voice.
"Yes? Yes?"
"Nothing. Gotta bring the Three-Tailed Fox quick."
All the Yin Mark's fault.
Muk Seo-ah embarrassedly tousled her hair. Her bangs hid her flushed face.
That's when it happened.
Someone burst through the shop door with a thud thud crash.
An old man panted and yelled.
"I-I heard there are three exorcists in this Pleasure House! Call them! A yokai turned my son into a cow and dragged him off!"
Cow?
Muk Seo-ah turned with cold eyes.
She matched thoughts with Osaekja.
"Isn't this the Cow Demon King?"
"Seems like it. Rumors lately say he's only kidnapping women for milking..."
"The Cow Demon King isn't that kind of yokai...? Why do something like the Golden Pig?"
Hearing Golden Pig's name, Osaekja clamped her legs. Memories of five days marinated in aphrodisiacs and trained flooded back vividly. Unconsciously, she caressed her lower belly.
"If it's the Cow Demon King, that's bad. He's at least high-level yokai."
I'll go. Muk Seo-ah stood. If other exorcists botched it, could be big trouble.
Didn't get why a yokai that only milks women took a man.
"Come together. It's dangerous."
Osaekja said.
Though her power was weak now with three split bodies gone, she couldn't send her benefactor alone. Muk Seo-ah was strong. Still, high-level yokai worried her.
Muk Seo-ah shook her head.
"No, I'm really fine? High-level or mid-level, split their heads and they all die."
"...Muk Dao-sa-nim, you're a newbie, right? First time hearing your name in the biz. I know you're strong, but high-level's different league. Come together."
Muk Seo-ah shut her mouth.
No way to convince without revealing her identity. She took down the Demon King. Cow Demon King was nothing.
Osaekja was so insistent she had no choice. Let Osaekja tag along this time, repay the favor, ease her mind.
"Fine, together then. Yeah."
The two female exorcists planned to invade the Cow Demon King's Dairy Farm.