Is Sex Skill Supposed to Level This Slowly?
"Is sex skill leveling supposed to be this slow?"
> The sex skill is based on the pleasure I receive, so it doesn't level up easily. Whether the female climaxes or not, you have to give me high-quality pleasure for points to rise—and out of 10 times, 6 were pretty lackluster.
"How the hell am I supposed to give you high-quality pleasure?"
I'd fucked my fuckbuddies senseless, and it still wasn't enough? What kind of sky-high standards are these?
> There are a bunch of ways, so I can't just pick one. Here's a hint, though.
Just spit out one already.
> A male orgasm lasts at most 10 seconds, and you can only hit around 10 in one go.
"You said a hint, not a damn lecture…."
> Just listen! Females, on the other hand? A whopping 40 seconds per orgasm, and they can hit over 100 in one session. Way longer and more numerous than males.
Whoa, over 100 orgasms possible in one fuck?
> If you cum after 10 orgasms, that's 90 chances gone for her. Sure, some females are satisfied with 10, but I need at least half of those missed 90 to feel proper pleasure. Get why you failed 6 out of 10 now?
"So you're saying I need to drag it out as long as possible so she hits over 100 every time."
> Males concentrate orgasms when they shoot their load, but females can start from foreplay. Think of it like waves—rising and falling multiple times. Don't just focus on pumping; lick every nook and cranny. Skip foreplay and go at least 15 minutes. That's the minimum to satisfy the females around you.
I hadn't even thought about orgasm counts. Felt like the contract's difficulty kept ramping up.
"Sex skill points piled up, though. What do I spend 'em on?"
> Two new menus coming soon. You'll see the Point Shop—use points there to boost stats or buy items.
Getting more game-like by the minute. If one's the Point Shop, what's the other?
"What's the other new menu besides Point Shop?"
> Gotta renew the contract to see it. Can't say now.
"Renew the contract?"
> After you conquer the older woman, I'll explain. You don't get a say anyway.
Annoying as hell, but I had no plans to end the contract. To grow the company enough to go toe-to-toe with Hyungpil, I needed Asmodeus.
Stats check was done. Now for the conquest hints.
I Can Become a Castle Lord (Video)
Previous hints had troll titles, but this was next-level. Castle lord? What the fuck? He tilted his head and tapped the video link.
Europe's Sex Trade
The title was insane right off the bat. Fuck in Europe? Why show this?
But not even 10 seconds in, he realized "sex" meant castle, not sex. The damn app clickbaiting with titles.
Unlike the bait title, the video was intriguing. It showed castles in France, Germany, Italy, Czech Republic—mostly 18th-19th century builds, some medieval.
"Holy shit—these castles are that cheap?"
What shocked him most was the prices on screen. A stately French castle straight out of a movie? Around 10 billion won. That barely buys a 30-pyeong apartment on the edge of Gangbuk. But in Europe, you could snag one with over 20 rooms?
He wanted to buy one now and swap rooms with his fuckbuddies for sex. Soyoung, who cared about locations, would love it.
"But why show me this?"
Hints so far flagged stuck conquests or previewed future tasks. Nuna's was just shoot the drama—no urgent future stuff.
"Script-related, maybe?"
Script had to drop for casting confirmation. Only nuna as lead was set. Not even sure if Soyoung could join.
That's when the sex skill hint dropped the castle video. Pointing to the problematic part. He didn't write the script, so he needed to tell Writer Moon.
There it is!
What kind of novel has her this reluctant?
They'd agreed to meet at the office with Yoon PD to discuss script and schedule.
She took the scolding and immediately typo'd. Sigh~
In the afternoon, Stardust's Sin Aram showed up at the office.
"Come on in. Office is kinda small, right?"
"N-no! It's super clean! And... there's a separate recording studio...."
"President poured his soul into that. Check it out later."
Last time she looked like a zombie; now she had a human face. Brighter than before, even. Hope made that big a difference for people.
"Your old studio stuff done?"
"Yeah. Teacher got... uh, really mad."
She'd chewed him out for not holding back on "nurturing" promises. Made his blood boil. Crazy bastard—if you're gonna do it, do it right from the start.
"He said he'll hook you up with contacts, so no more sneaking into random studios or stations... Is this really okay for me?"
"I'll take responsibility. Just make good tracks, Aram-ssi."
Cheap prick. You'll pay for it later.
He briefed Sin Aram on the drama production. She'd done OSTs for Jang Hyunho before, so it went smooth. Really exploited her to the bone.
"Mini album?"
"Yeah. Script's not out, so undecided if mid-episode inserts or end credits, but thinking 4 tracks."
"This is a web drama, right?"
"Yep."
"Budgets are tighter than regular dramas. Music focus will jack up costs."
Terrestrial miniseries ran 6-7 billion per episode; web dramas under 1 billion. 1/6th. Fair question on funding OSTs.
Plus, years of pennies and stolen work made her cautious. No guarantee it wouldn't happen again.
"Normal web drama? Yeah, a few thousand per ep. But ours? 10 billion per ep and we'd still have change. Ask for 10 billion to produce now, it's yours."
"……"
Face screaming what the fuck. Yoon PD, Moon Writer, Choi rep, nuna, Sin Aram... Explaining one by one was a drag.
"I get the disbelief. Words won't convince you—come next week, see for yourself. No harm hanging here a few days; give me time to prove it."
Wanted to wire 10 billion on the spot, but it'd backfire. Held back.
As awkwardness crept in, Do Mingyu timed it perfect, opening the meeting room door.
"Ah, sorry. Thought it was empty."
"It's fine. Aram-ssi, this is CEO Do Mingyu."
Aram stood, bowing politely.
"Hello, President-nim."
"Oh, hello. Who...?"
"The composer Sin Aram I mentioned. Doing our drama OST."
"Oh my, a composer! Nice to meet you!"
Over-the-top welcome flustered Aram, who glanced at him.
"President used to do music. He's just excited."
Before Sin Aram could respond, Mingyu hyung dragged her off to see the studio. Persuasion off his plate—thanks.
Next day, Stardust Entertainment meeting room—
Yoon PD and he stared at the synopsis Moon Writer brought, speechless.