The Magical Girl Came to Attack (1)
“I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him......!”
I ground my teeth furiously while clutching the life-sized pillow printed with a giant Witch Girl Rubii illustration.
Having Rubii in my arms soothed my heart, but the massive rage still boiling inside me refused to fade.
“Hm? What’s wrong, nyang? I came because I had a job for you, nyang?”
When Cookie asked curiously, I grabbed him by the head and hurled him straight out the window. “I’ll get my revenge, nyang~~~!” His resentful voice echoed back, but I couldn’t care less.
It was all because of that bastard Lupin.
That trashy phantom thief!
“Ugh......!”
Feeling the familiar pressure building in my lower abdomen, I resigned myself and headed for the bathroom. I had already been holding it in for quite a while; I couldn’t endure any longer.
Besides, the longer I held it, the worse the pain would be later....
Not long after sitting on the toilet, the signal came. A golden stream gushed out like a fountain—
“Ugh... hngh...! Hnnngh...!”
I writhed as pleasure flooded through me.
Ever since my urethra had become an erogenous zone, even something as simple as peeing left me completely undone.
Haa... haa....
Well... it did interfere with daily life at first, but once I got used to it, it wasn’t that big a deal. I just accepted it. Maybe it was because becoming a magical girl had strengthened my mentality, or maybe because I figured it wouldn’t stay like this forever, or maybe it was because of the Masochistic Pig trait—either way, I could enjoy my transformed urethra if I wanted to.
What really pissed me off, though, was that this time... I had let the guy who touched me get away.
This time! I had just! Let him go!
“That bastard won and ran away!!!!!”
I slammed my fist into the bed in fury. Since I wasn’t transformed, the blow—delivered with ordinary female strength—simply bounced harmlessly off the mattress springs.
Being groped by random perverts was something I had slowly come to accept.
I had been through it so many times, and I still had memories of being a man, so I roughly understood how they felt. It wasn’t like I had some deep-seated aversion to it, and the Mekrak guys were just trying to survive... When I thought about it that way, it wasn’t impossible to understand.
But every single one of them had paid for it in full, so I could afford to be understanding.
Even if they didn’t die, monsters apparently lost something every time they were defeated. Getting revenge always left me feeling refreshed.
But the phantom thief! The monster! Lupin! ......That sleazy masked bastard had won and escaped.
He had toyed with me until he got bored, then dumped me on the street.
......Infuriating.
At the very least, I had wanted to punch that smooth face of his once. No, ten times.
Next time we meet, I’m shoving lotus roots straight up his ass...!
“At least my bladder capacity went back to normal. Thank goodness.”
I muttered quietly while browsing the Witch Girl community, trying to calm myself down. I couldn’t watch the original Witch Girl in my current state of mind. Witch Girl had to be watched with a pure heart, no matter what.
Thanks to Lupin, my urethra was still an erogenous zone, but my bladder had returned to normal. If it hadn’t, I would have been running to the bathroom every hour. ...Terrifying.
“......Huh?”
While checking the community posts, I found several oddly similar threads.
“Special effects... concept AV?”
That seemed to be trending lately.
Ordinary adult videos wouldn’t interest the community. But if they were parodying or cosplaying Witch Girl Rubii, that was a different story.
The production quality was apparently so high that community members were uploading clips and debating how realistic they looked.
‘Aren’t they going to get caught for this?’
Only shareable portions were posted, with anything too explicit cut out, but even those fragments were extremely lewd. I couldn’t imagine how intense the full videos must be. Even the community perverts were calling it “a whole new world.”
One thing was certain: this stuff was definitely not legal.
“......Weird.”
At first I had just been curious, but the more posts I read, the stranger I felt.
The author of the current thread was QuietPervertBastard. True to his name, he was a quiet, reserved pervert gentleman. Normally he only posted single characters like [lol] or [haha] or [yeah] along with a photo. He never wrote long posts, let alone joined discussions....
............
Well, maybe it wasn’t that strange. Sometimes quiet people got loud when talking about their hobbies... Maybe AV was his main interest instead of Witch Girl... He really lived up to the “pervert” in his name....
Vrrrrrr—
“Huh?”
Someone was calling me? A telemarketer? Voice phishing? ......Wait, this number....
“Hello?”
[Die, you traitor who defiles Witch Girl!]
As expected, it was Alpha.
“......What? You called just to say that? Give my polite greeting back, you bastard.”
[That’s not why I called.]
Alpha was also a Witch Girl fan, but since we supported different characters, we were still at each other’s throats.
It was strange. I understood that Blue Moon was an attractive character, but comparing that Anal Princess to Rubii... She clearly wasn’t in her right mind. This was why otaku were....
[How’ve you been? Making good points?]
“......Not really....”
I had just been thoroughly robbed by a monster I hadn’t seen in a while....
[If you’re not busy, perfect. I’ve got a favor to ask.]
“What is it.”
[Want to film a dirty video?]
..................................Pervert...!
An hour later, I stood in front of an office called Mera Film.
“You came?”
Alpha approached, waving her hand casually. Her usually fluffy blonde hair was jet black today. Her eyes were a dark brown too, making her look like an ordinary Korean instead of a foreigner. Come to think of it, her hair and eye color changed when she transformed. Such a magical-girl-like setting.
“......I came, but what the hell is this?”
“I explained it over the phone, didn’t I?”
She had explained it, but it had been so vague that I only half understood.
From what I could gather, this video production company called Mera Film had some kind of connection to Mekrak. Just the name alone sounded shady as hell.
“They mainly shoot slightly erotic videos and photos. They’re looking for people right now... and from what I saw, it’s all Normals. I overheard some suspicious talk.”
“If they’re Normals....”
I remembered the bus incident. Ordinary humans hired by Mekrak. People who used magic stones to extract magic power from magical girls.
“If those guys are here, then it’s definitely connected to Mekrak, right?”
“We can’t do anything without contacting the ones behind the scenes. If we touch the Normals, we lose points instead. It’s pointless.”
“......What a pain in the ass rule.”
Magical girls weren’t allowed to harm ordinary humans. That was why, even if Normals captured us, we couldn’t put up any real resistance.
“Anyway, the goal this time is to take down the ones pulling the strings. It’s a difficult mission, so they said the points would be several times higher.”
Alpha made a circle with her index finger and thumb.
“No, how are we supposed to find those masterminds in the first place.”
“That’s why I called you. For now, we’re just here as part-timers. Remember that.”
Alpha carefully explained the plan.
On the surface, Mera Film’s work was exactly what she had described—shooting slightly erotic videos and photos.
Not explicit shots showing genitals, but things like sexy underwear, cosplay, or advertisements for adult products... that sort of thing.
“And we’re just ordinary part-timers who came for the job... right?”
“Yeah. But sometimes, they take certain women somewhere.”
“Really?”
“They come back normally after a few days... but my fairy confirmed there were traces of memory manipulation using Mekrak technology. Normals shouldn’t be able to use that kind of tech.”
That was definitely suspicious. It was safe to assume that women Mera Film took a liking to were being taken to some Mekrak hideout.
I see. Now that I was here, the plan finally made sense.
“So in other words, if they like us....”
“We’ll get transported to their hidden Mekrak base.”
So the idea was: “Get taken to the base because they like us” → “Wipe them out from the inside.”
But infiltrating alone would be dangerous. A hideout meant there would be tons of enemies. No matter how strong a magical girl was, having backup was better than being isolated.
“So that’s why you called me?”
“As if. If I’m in danger, a weakling like you would’ve been captured and torn apart ages ago.”
“.......”
“I called you as insurance, plain and simple.”
Alpha tilted her head and spoke arrogantly.
“We don’t know what their tastes are. Of course, I have a perfect body and face, so I doubt they’d go for anyone else, but these days men tend to go after easier targets. If they don’t even think about touching a flower on a cliff like me, the whole plan falls apart. So I brought you, the ugly one, as backup. Even if they drag your ugly ass away, you can at least report the location through the communicator, right? Then I save your pathetic self while simultaneously wiping out the base. Perfect plan.”
“.......”
I had no idea where she got that confidence from.
Who was she calling ugly?
“Anyway, you don’t need to do anything else. Just get captured and report the location. You’ll earn plenty of points just by cooperating, so there’s nothing to complain about. I need extra income for the Blue Moon special event next month. Our interests align, don’t they?”
“So that’s why you were so motivated....”
But if it was for a Witch Girl special event, I could understand completely.
“Alright, if you get it, let’s go in. No problem, right, Kei?”
I nodded at Alpha’s question.
Alpha nodded back and reached for the office door handle.
“.......”
“...? What? Why are you just standing there?”
For some reason, she wasn’t going in. What was she doing?
“Hey, this is kind of embarrassing to say, but... do you have any part-time job experience?”
“I have some, why?”
“Then you go in first.”
What was with the sudden change?
“It’s not something to brag about, but... I’ve never had a part-time job before!”
“Oh... I see. That’s not that weird....”
“I’m bad at talking to strangers face-to-face! It’s fine if it’s through a monitor, but meeting in person is terrifying. Why don’t they use Zoom or something? This cheap-ass company should just explode! Just thinking about an interview makes my legs go weak!”
Calling it a cheap company just because they did in-person interviews was a bit much....
“But you talked to me just fine from the start.”
“Talking to an idiot like you is different! You’re so stupid you barely count as human, so there’s no tension at all—urk?!”
After I drove a straight punch into her stomach, she quieted down quickly.
“Calmed down?”
“......Yeah....”
“Good. Glad to hear it.”
Going into a place full of strangers was definitely uncomfortable. She had that kind of personality, so there was nothing to be done.
In the end, I pushed Alpha aside and opened the office door myself.
The office was much larger and brighter than I had expected. It also had a sophisticated studio atmosphere that didn’t match the sleazy work I had heard about earlier.
Somehow, the unexpectedly proper vibe made me nervous too.
“Oh? Unni?”
While I stood stiffly looking for an employee, a familiar voice called out.
There weren’t many people who called me “unni.” I had only met a handful of people since becoming a woman, after all.
“Yura?”
“Yes! It’s me!”
Yura greeted me brightly. Instead of her usual horn, she had cat-like ears on her head today. A tail was attached too. Her stomach was completely exposed. It looked similar to the sexy cat costume I had worn before.
“Ah, this isn’t a transformation. It’s a costume for shooting here.”
So that’s what it was.
Well, at least there was someone I knew here.
“I couldn’t reach Blue Sapphire. She asked me to help out.”
Apparently Blue Sapphire had come here for the same reason Alpha and I had—to get captured on purpose. After losing contact, Yura had gotten worried and come looking for her.
“That girl has a reckless side... I’ve been worried about her in all sorts of ways. Anyway, I’m relieved she’s not alone. I’ll go take some photos now. Good luck with your interviews, unnis.”
With that, Yura hurried off toward one side of the studio.
“Welcome. You’re here for the part-time job, right?”
After Yura left, a friendly-looking man approached as if he had been waiting. He seemed to be the studio manager.
“The interview will be this way. No need to be too nervous.”
The manager tried to reassure Alpha, who was hiding behind me and trembling. His friendly expression and considerate tone made him seem genuinely kind. Was he really working for Mekrak...? I found myself wondering.
“Sorry. This one’s really shy around strangers....”
“No, it’s fine. I like that. I much prefer women who know shame and embarrassment yet try to overcome it, rather than shameless ones. When a woman like that kneels in revealing clothes and looks up at me, the thrill is absolutely maddening. Usually their face turns bright red and tears look like they’re about to fall at any moment...... I can’t even put it into words. It’s just moving. I live imagining that kind of scene every day, and today a woman who perfectly matches my fantasy has arrived. I’m so relieved. I’m happy. I’m already looking forward to the shoot. An interview? Ah, no need for that. You’re hired. You’re hired! Shall we start shooting right away? Ah, I should explain first. Of course shy women are also to my taste, but Kei-ssi, was it? You’re naturally in my ‘fuckable’ zone too. That perfect golden-ratio body makes me want to strip you down and photograph every inch right now. Ah, ah, ah, ah~~~~! I can’t hide this gorgeous excitement! I’m happy! So happy! An angel has descended before my eyes today! I’m blessed! I’m so glad I made this studio! I’m so glad I joined Mekrak! The best!”
He was an absurd pervert.
More importantly, hadn’t he just admitted he was with Mekrak?
“Um, just now....”
“Now! Let’s start shooting right away! We don’t have much time! Let’s try on as many outfits as possible and take as many photos as we can!”
I had wanted to say something, but his sheer force overwhelmed me, and I could only nod obediently.
Mera Film’s work was almost exactly what I had been told beforehand.
The outfits were the kind of revealing underwear that made you wonder if anyone actually wore them—panties with no crotch fabric that left everything exposed, garter belts, and even cosplay photos from certain games. Taking photos was one thing, but spending an hour on makeup every time was truly exhausting.
But it was surprisingly wholesome. They were really just shooting outsourced advertising photos. There was none of the sexual harassment I had expected.
Before and after every shoot, they politely asked multiple times if there was anything else we needed. During breaks, they offered drinks and snacks and kindly told us to speak up if we were tired.
‘This is confusing....’
It was a company full of Mekrak collaborators, so I had expected something more... depraved and chaotic. Apparently not.
Alpha had talked about kidnappings and all sorts of ominous things, but maybe it had just been a misunderstanding? Even though the promised shooting deadline was approaching, there had been no suspicious activity.
“By the way, unnis, your figures are really nice.”
“I don’t think there’s anything for you to envy, Yura.”
I glanced at Yura’s ample chest.
“Mm... but I’m a little... chubby here and there....”
She didn’t look that way at all. Maybe women’s standards were different from men’s?
Next was a three-person shoot. We were supposed to cosplay as characters from a famous game and take a group photo with all three of us in frame.
I peeked at the outfits. They were skin-tight leotards with very little fabric. Embarrassing, but there was no helping it.
Since it was a three-person shot, Yura and Alpha would be shooting with me this time. We were currently resting together in the waiting room. We would have some snacks and drinks, then do new makeup when it was time.
Ugh... I hate makeup... Having to do this every time, women are amazing... Though it was just for cosplay....
“But we still have no idea about the people behind the scenes. It doesn’t seem like they’re planning to take anyone.”
“Right. I even tried to create openings so they could take us whenever, but there was no reaction at all.”
“Uuuu... people... scary... anxious.......”
“......Why is Alpha-unni like that?”
“It’s like a chronic condition.”
Alpha had separated herself from us at the table and was sitting alone in the corner, hugging her shoulders.
She really was that uncomfortable around people.
Yura and I were fellow Witch Girl fans, so talking to us was easier for her.
“Well, maybe we need more investigation, or maybe they’re planning to observe us for a few days. The hourly pay here is really good, so even if nothing happens, at least we’ll make some decent money—huh.........?”
The moment she said that, Yura’s head dropped and she collapsed face-first onto the table.
......Huh?
“Yura? Yura... ugh...?!”
My own vision began to distort. I was sleepy. My head was spinning.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Alpha slump over as well.
Sleeping pills...? Anesthesia...? Either way, we had definitely been drugged.
Thud—!
I tried to resist somehow, but all I managed was to roll off the chair. I couldn’t do anything else.
In my gradually darkening vision, I saw the door open with a click and the perverted manager walk in, followed by a line of people.
“Alright. Take them away.”
““Yes!””
Someone forcibly lifted my body. As my consciousness faded, I was carried away without being able to resist.
