The Magical Girl Surrenders to the Phantom Thief (1)
“That mushroom monster was supposed to be a pushover. To evolve this far from just a fragment… impressive.”
“I tossed it at some random monster I found rolling around just to test it out. Not a bad result, nyang?”
Overlooking the now-frozen street where the monster Porcini King had appeared stood a figure. A mask reminiscent of a clown, attire like a magician’s. From behind the mask, he gazed down at Kei, who had just returned.
“You’re giving that fragment to me too?”
“Do you need it, nyang?”
“If you’re offering, I’ll take it.”
“You’ll keep your end of the bargain, nyang?”
“Of course.”
Accepting the floating magic stone fragment from Cookie, the masked monster nodded readily.
“Hotho. I’ll remodel that woman to my liking… and make her understand just how terrifying I am.”
“Wh… what is this…?”
I stared at the monitor, my face deathly pale and trembling. This couldn’t be real. This kind of reality was impossible.
Several days had passed since the fight with the mushroom monster. I’d figured the limited-edition character merchandise would all be sold out after spending nearly half a day battling, so I’d half-given up. But thanks to the Ruby fans who’d been in the store and saved the items for me, I managed to buy everything. It was moving.
I left the store feeling warm inside, showered with everyone’s enthusiastic applause and cheers.
‘That bastard’s mushrooms are still in my womb, though…’
Every so often the spores would spread inside my uterus, making my body burn uncontrollably, but so far nothing major had happened.
…I have to do something about it, yeah…
After that, the “Ruby faction” people reconciled with the “Blue Moon faction,” at least in the sense of being fellow Witch Girl comrades. The awkward atmosphere lingered, but their love for Witch Girl transcended all disputes.
“As expected, the Ruby faction is generous. Unlike those stingy ‘Blue Moon faction’ types who nitpick everything.”
I even exchanged contact info with Alpha while grinding my teeth. We were both magical girls, both originally male, and ultimately fellow Witch Girl fans—so I wanted to keep some connection if possible.
But this guy, true to his role as leader of the Blue Moon faction, refused to acknowledge Ruby to the very end. The nerve of him calling Ruby a “two-faced psycho bitch” and spouting that ridiculous opinion like it was divine truth was unbearable. Still, resorting to violence was out of the question—something no true Witch Girl fan should ever choose. If I were going to do it, the Ruby-faction way would be to elegantly zero out the enemy’s bank account with phishing, set the entire neighborhood on fire instead of just their house, or tie them up and torment them with dildos and aphrodisiacs until they repented.
Yes! My Love! Ruby Ruby!
So, staying true to our elegant Witch Girl fandom, we continued our daily flame wars on the community boards.
[I’ll show you the loveliness of Ruby and the beauty of her untouched, pristine pussy!]
[Shut up! Blue Moon’s cool charm and that fragile side you only see when her anus is being pounded… I’ll cram that gap moe that drives you insane straight into your udon-noodle brain!]
Basically that kind of exchange.
One by one, our respective comrades joined the fray, and the debate grew heated. The flames of discussion now threatened to split the entire community in two… but recently, the tone had taken a strange turn.
“No way… Is the Ruby faction losing…?”
It wasn’t because of the Blue Moon faction. Their side was losing ground just as badly. Alpha had even messaged me in shock, saying people were dropping out one after another.
The cause was a new faction.
“Lemon Yellow, of all things… She wasn’t even that popular!”
Witch Girl Lemon Yellow. One of the main heroines alongside Ruby and Blue Moon. Her charm lay in the way she’d squirt golden piss—pshaaat!—whenever she got defeated by an enemy. But unlike Ruby or Blue Moon, Lemon Yellow wasn’t very popular. Her fans were a minority… and almost no one paid attention to their discussions.
Lemon Yellow wasn’t bad. She just wasn’t bad. Her childish physique, ill-suited for an adult-oriented anime, ultimately made most people look away. Her fans became a minority because they feared being branded as [pedos!] or [flat-chest fetishists!].
“‘Piss-Pants Lemon Yellow’… How the hell is Ruby losing to trash like that?!”
But recently, Lemon Yellow’s fanbase had been growing rapidly. All because of the latest episode. Witch Girl had so many episodes that I was still leisurely watching the middle part, but in the newest episode, the curse placed on Lemon Yellow temporarily lifted, transforming her into an unmistakably adult form. After the battle the suppressing force returned and she reverted to her childish body… but that alone had set the community ablaze.
[Lemon Yellow isn’t just a loli character!]
[I-I’ve been waiting for this!!]
[Half-and-half, or like a mixed noodle bowl… Being able to enjoy both the loli and adult forms at once!]
[Even as an adult she’s flat-chested! Flat is justice!]
Those deranged opinions flooded in, and even Ruby and Blue Moon supporters were being lured over one by one.
This was unacceptable. I couldn’t allow it…!
“That piss-pants being better than Ruby? There’s no way I can accept that!!”
Thud! Thud! I slammed the keyboard in rage. Even Yura, who’d stayed neutral, sent me a message: [Unnie… these days I can’t stop thinking about Lemon even when I’m eating, going to the bathroom, in class, or sleeping…]
She was starting to be swayed. This was impossible…
As a core Ruby fan, I couldn’t lose. I had to turn this around somehow!
“First, I need to post a new thread on the community… something that showcases the greatness of Ruby’s pure white pussy—”
“Hi-hi there, nyang. A monster’s appeared, nyang. Time to sortie, nyang.”
“Shut up! I’m busy right now! Come back in 72 hours, you squid fairy!”
“If you don’t come out in five seconds, I’ll transfer something into your womb. What’ll it be, nyang? Apple? Pear? Watermelon? Pick one, nyang.”
“Don’t joke around with food!”
I burst outside with enough force to break the door.
This time the monster had appeared in District F—just a ten-minute walk from where I lived. After transforming and hopping across rooftops, I arrived in under three minutes.
The costume I’d transformed into this time was the Sexy Detective Costume. True to the “detective” name, it featured a Sherlock Holmes-style checkered deerstalker hat, a matching brown checkered shirt and cape. A detective’s magnifying glass rested in one hand.
The problem was the “sexy” part—the shirt and cape were so short they barely covered my chest, the bottom was nothing but beige checkered panties to match the top, and worst of all, the shirt didn’t close in the middle, leaving my cleavage completely exposed.
You’ve got to be kidding. Is this even clothing? These days I can’t tell if I’m doing magical girl work or cosplay.
“What the hell…”
Anyway, upon arriving at the scene, I looked around with a stunned expression. It was a horrific sight. The street hadn’t been warped into something grotesque like with the mushroom monster. But people who hadn’t managed to escape the monster’s appearance lay collapsed with despairing faces. They sat on the ground, creating large wet stains right beneath them.
『I-I can’t stand up…』
『If I try to move… it’ll come out again…』
『Pissing myself at my age… public urination… this can’t be happening…!』
Men and women alike had soaked their pants or skirts, unable to move. At the terrible scene, I instinctively covered my mouth.
“Whew~ You finally made it, magical girl. Extracting magic from ordinary people was taking too long. I’ve been waiting.”
The one who spoke was a monster in a strange outfit wearing a mask. The cloak and large hat made him look like a magician—or perhaps a phantom thief from a story.
“This… your doing?”
“Correct. This is the work of Phantom Thief Monster Lupin. Hotho!”
He gave a name similar to some phantom thief and bowed politely. He really did seem like a real magician… every action was exaggerated.
“How could you do something so horrible! Don’t you Mekrak people have hearts?!”
“Hearts? Hearts, you say? Are you joking? Do you personally care whether livestock defecates? Do you despise them? Mock them?”
So they saw humans as livestock.
“Ah, but magical girls are different. You’re precious magic tanks, after all. And given how you’ve defeated so many monsters… I imagine I’ll thoroughly enjoy your disgrace.”
Though hidden behind the mask, I could feel him smirking.
“……Yeah, I’m relieved you’re trash.”
At least that answer made things simple. Now I could just kill him without thinking. I needed to get back and post that thread to push Lemon Yellow out!
“Hotho! Are you sure about this, magical girl? Facing me alone? You’ll regret it.”
“What, scared?”
“No. I welcome it. It’s exactly what I hoped for. Come, then! Hothohoho!”
As the confident monster spread both arms, I kicked off the ground and launched myself like a rocket.
“Hoh…?”
The masked monster looked flustered. Too late for regrets now!
“Yaaaaaaaaah!”
Without hesitation, I drove my fist straight at the mask with all my strength—an attack that could shatter concrete walls or boulders. No one could survive a direct hit.
Whoosh! The sound of air splitting rang out, and I landed a short distance away, limbs flailing. Skrrrt… My loafer-like shoes scraped the asphalt, leaving black marks.
……What? No impact.
The mask had split, but there was no sensation of hitting the monster’s actual body. If I had, chunks of flesh would be flying everywhere.
Looking around suspiciously, I heard:
“Hotho! My, my. That startled me. Your strength is exactly as rumored. Your speed is considerable too… I wouldn’t survive taking that head-on.”
Fluttering his cloak, the masked monster Lupin emerged from a shadow where no one had been moments ago. There had definitely been no one there!
Teleportation…? No, it felt more like… magic.
“Are you a magician?”
“My main job is monster, side jobs include magician, clown, phantom thief, that sort of thing. Feel free to think whatever you like.”
“……Doesn’t matter to me.”
I charged again. But once more, Lupin vanished with a nonchalant attitude, forcing me to swing at empty air.
“Stop running and take the hit, you trash!”
“……I’d die if I did. Hotho!”
“Then die!”
“You’re rather unreasonable…”
“Shut up! I’m too busy with Witch Girl and ‘Lemon Yellow’ to deal with this crap! I don’t have time for this! Just die already and stop causing trouble!”
God, I was pissed! The way he kept slipping away like an eel was infuriating! I stomped the ground in frustration, cracking the asphalt and sending fragments flying. The masked monster visibly gulped.
“Just as savage as I heard. That attitude won’t do for a detective trying to catch me… Perhaps I should make you behave.”
“Bullshit. Bite your tongue and die, you attention whore.”
“……That mouth… If you’re going to talk like that, at least don’t wear a detective outfit! No matter how you look at it, this is supposed to be an elegant ‘detective versus phantom thief’ showdown!”
The phantom thief shouted angrily. So… he actually liked this kind of thing. Made sense—the outfit and speech pattern were all part of the act.
“Hey, dumbass. Unlike you prancing around in that embarrassing chuuni getup without a shred of shame, I just got stuck with this by chance, okay? You think someone who chooses to wear this is the same as someone forced into it? Huh? I’m not playing along with your fantasy.”
Flapping the cape as I spoke, the masked monster stared at me blankly before finally shrugging and shaking his head.
“If you’re going to walk around looking like that, you might show a little shame… Though I suppose it’s pleasing to the eye.”
……He had a point. Now that I thought about it, standing here so boldly with my panties completely exposed was pretty impressive. Back when I first became a magical girl, I would’ve been squirming under everyone’s gaze. But with everything that had happened lately, and Witch Girl making outfits like this the norm, my senses had dulled.
Let’s see… Speaking of which, in Witch Girl Season 1 Episode 17, Ruby was in a similar situation and said something like this, right?
I crossed my arms, spread my legs shoulder-width apart in an arrogant stance, and boldly declared:
“There’s no shameful part on my beautiful body! So I’m not embarrassed at all! I could do a naked hula dance and still not feel embarrassed in the slightest——”
……I was just quoting Ruby’s line, but saying it out loud made me embarrassed. I wanted to die…
The masked monster stared at me in silence for a moment, then—
“Kuh, kuh-kuh……”
“Puhahahahahahaha!”
He burst into roaring laughter that echoed through the street.
……I mean, I knew my line was stupid, but laughing that hard was a bit much.
“Hotho! That spirit is excellent. The more spirited the woman, the sweeter it is when she drowns in shame and turns bright red. This monster Lupin shall entertain you with everything I have!”
No… I didn’t need entertainment. Just die already…
Lupin raised one hand. Suddenly a hole opened in space, and a magic stone fragment similar to the one I’d seen before floated down.
“Huh?! You, that’s—!”
“A magic stone fragment brimming with magic power. You may have seen one recently. Hotho.”
Just like with Porcini King, the magic stone in Lupin’s hand melted into his body and vanished. At the same time, an indescribable, strange aura enveloped him.
“Oho… So this is magic power… Excellent… It’ll take time to digest efficiently, but… Hoh?!”
Whoosh! I launched another full-power punch before Lupin could do anything. But once again, only the cloak and mask remained—his body had disappeared.
……What the hell was his ability?
“Now then, magical girl. This time, I’ll teach you what shame truly means.”
He reappeared less than five meters away. If I charged blindly, I’d miss again like before. To figure out his gimmick, I glared sharply at Lupin. He met my gaze and casually raised his hand.
What was he planning? As I wondered, Lupin simply stood there with his palm facing me.
“What are you……”
“Haa?!”
Phantom Thief Lupin’s Skill: Golden Shower Lv7 now dominates your bladder.
That was all it took for the strength to drain from my body. My legs trembled violently. I couldn’t stay standing. If I remained like this, something terrible would happen…!
Clatter. The magnifying glass slipped from my hand. With my now-empty hand, I covered my crotch. Suddenly, I desperately needed to pee…!
‘Those people earlier… this is what happened to them…?’
I remembered the people I’d seen. I should’ve realized this possibility the moment I saw them…!
“Wh-what did you do to me…!”
“Hotho. How do you like my ability? It jumped from Lv.3 to Lv.7 in one go… Originally I needed direct physical contact, but it seems to work fine even at this distance.”
“Ugh……!”
“You need to go, don’t you? Wouldn’t it feel good to just let it all out right now?”
Phantom Thief Lupin wiggled his fingers. As if playing an instrument, each movement made my insides—especially my bladder—feel like it was being poked. My body trembled.
No, I couldn’t… If this continued…!
“Still holding on, I see. I suppose I’ll have to help you a little.”
“D-don’t come……!”
“Hotho. That contorted face suits the detective outfit quite well, mademoiselle. Haa… The urge to gulp down your magic-infused piss is overwhelming……!”
Breathing heavily with a dangerous glint in his eyes, the phantom thief approached. I tried desperately to back away, but even one step would make everything burst out, so I could only stand frozen and watch him come closer.
My mind went blank from the effort of holding it in—I couldn’t even think of counterattacking. Lupin reached out toward my defenseless form and gently stroked my exposed lower abdomen with his gloved hand—right above my bladder, and coincidentally, directly over the faintly glowing Brand of Lewdness.
“K-Kyaaaaaaaaah?!”
In that instant, I lost the strength I’d been barely maintaining. It felt like a door had been forced open. Yellow liquid soaked through my panties, seeped through the fabric, and splattered onto the ground.
“Hiiiiiiiiiiik?!”
It was just urination—simply failing to hold it in—but my entire body burned with pleasure. It was like the ecstasy of climax, similar to when my insides were being pounded and filled with semen. Every time the warm urine flowed through my urethra, it sent electric shocks of pleasure throughout me.
Status: Urethral Erogenous Zone (Severe) has been added.
Due to the opponent’s ability, your urethra has become a sensitive erogenous zone. Even normal excretion now brings you pleasure akin to climax.
“Hotho. How does it feel, having your urethra transformed into an erogenous zone? Urethral Erogenous Transformation… This is my second skill. Originally it was just a ticklish, weakening sensation, but the effect seems much stronger now.”
“A-Aaaaaah……”
Sitting on the ground, trembling from the aftershocks of pleasure coursing through my urethra, the monster Lupin looked down at me with arrogant delight.