The Magical Girl Surrenders to the Enraged Monster (1)
“It’s a summons, nyang.” Cookie’s call came after quite a long time. It had been a while.
“Ah, shit, hold on! This is the highlight! The scene where the protagonist uses friendship, a weak potion, and a dildo to turn his comrade—who’s become the enemy boss—back to normal is an emotional, tear-jerking moment you can’t miss!”
When Cookie raised one of its tiny paws, a flash of light enveloped my body.
“If you don’t get outside within three minutes, I’ll curse you so your chest explodes, nyang.”
“Are you insane?!”
I bolted out of the house in a panic.
“This time it’s genuinely dangerous, so I had no choice but to use drastic measures, nyang. Forgive me, nyang.”
The moment I stepped outside, my body was wrapped in the usual light. When I came to my senses, I had transformed into my magical girl outfit—the same black dress with a blue glow I’d seen before. The fluttering frilled skirt and the design that left my shoulders and thighs completely exposed still bothered me, but at least it wasn’t that tasteless cat costume from last time.
<Costume: Magical Girl Costume α>
Checking the status window, that was all it said. Thanks to the Brand of Lewdness, the list of inflated traits below was so packed I didn’t even have the energy to examine them one by one.
“What’s the emergency?”
“We’re going to raid the monsters in the Mine, nyang.”
“If it’s the Mine, the team girls should’ve gone to clear it out.”
“They all got captured, nyang. They’re probably being violated as we speak, nyang.”
Huh. They’d been so confident, calling themselves veterans, and this is how it ends. Instead of feeling aroused, I felt a bitter taste in my mouth. Unlike me, those girls were originally women. If they were suffering the same humiliation I did…
“Don’t worry, nyang. Magical girls undergo a mental strength test before contracting, nyang. If they fail, they can’t become magical girls, nyang. Unlike you, they have nerves of steel—people who wouldn’t even flinch if a blade were pressed to their throat, nyang.”
“There’s a lot I want to say about that, but for starters, I never took any test like that.”
“Why bring that up now, nyang.”
It really was absurd. With a sigh, I gave up.
“I’m worried about you, nyang. Those girls abandoned you, nyang.”
“…I don’t really get it.”
“You sucker,” Cookie scolded. Whatever.
In the end, that was how I ended up in A City. Suddenly, a giant robot launched from the mountain. Following Cookie’s instructions, I leapt into the air and kicked it. Time returns to the present.
『B-Bibibibi… This can’t be…』
『Th-The robot fell, bibi?! Because of that human, bibi?!』
I landed lightly on the fallen robot. The monsters were in an uproar. It must have been hard to believe that this massive machine had been kicked down by a single tiny human.
‘……And it’s seriously tough.’
I’d kicked it with everything I had, yet the robot only fell—it didn’t look damaged anywhere. It was already starting to move again with a whirring sound.
“You need to deal with them before they get used to operating it, nyang. Before even you can’t handle it with your brute strength.”
“But it’s still fine even after I kicked it at full power?”
“Rescue the magical girls being used as power sources first, nyang.”
The nearby Bibis stared at us—specifically at Cookie—in shock for some reason. It was a weird-looking creature, sure, but not something worth that level of surprise.
“Let’s see… Is it here?”
The spot Cookie pointed to was a rectangular box near the robot’s chest. Since the robot was still lying down, it was easy to reach, but I’d have to tear it off before the machine stood up or things would get annoying.
The power unit was sturdier than expected. I knocked on it a few times but couldn’t figure out how to open it.
『B-Bibibibi… Don’t worry, bibi. We made the power unit extra sturdy, so there’s no way you can do anything, bibi…』
『Good, bibi. In the meantime, hurry up and get Gigantes back on its feet, bibi.』
Crack—!
“Ah, it’s weaker than I thought.”
『『『It broke, bibi!!!!』』』
I crushed the power unit’s door with both hands and forced it open. Mechanical arms and tentacles shot out from inside, aiming for me. Reminded of a similar scene from episode 3 of season 2 of Witch Girl Rubii, I swatted them all away. Surprisingly, they were fragile—each one shattered or stopped working after a single hit. I grabbed the tentacles two or three at a time, yanked hard, and tore them off.
“……You… hngh….”
A weak, faint voice reached me. Yura, naked and battered, had recognized me and spoken up. There was a hole drilled through the horn on her forehead, with a chain dangling from it. The other members were there too. All of them were restrained by mechanical arms or tentacles, their genitals, nipples, and bodies being stimulated.
Asking “Are you okay?” felt pointless—I had no idea how this prideful girl would take it—so I silently smashed every attached device and rescued them one by one.
> Magical Girl 'Yura' has been rescued. Points have been added.
> Magical Girl 'Rine' has been rescued. Points have been added.
> Magical Girl 'Blue Sapphire' has been—...
> Magical—...
So that’s how it worked. Rescuing magical girls in danger gave points too. I think that was mentioned before. Opening the Point Shop, I saw I’d recovered the points I lost last time fighting the Normals—and then some.
“Leave the jewel inside alone, nyang. You can’t break it without special technology, nyang.”
There was a large jewel inside. It glowed with a bluish light and looked similar to the ones the Normals had used to extract magic from me, just much bigger. Probably the same purpose.
I placed my hand on the jewel and applied a little pressure with my fingers.
Crack—!
Spiderweb cracks spread outward from my fingers.
“It’s breaking?”
“……You monster (whisper)… Let’s leave it. With that much magic power, we can reduce the number of ordinary people who have to be sacrificed, nyang.”
“What if they try to use this robot again?”
“We’ll make sure they can’t, nyang.”
I gathered up all the limp magical girls and carried them out of the power unit.
『P-Put your hands up, bibi!』
『You’re surrounded, bibi!』
Outside, I was encircled by a dense crowd of monsters. They were all identical mass-produced Bibis. Their builds and the intensity of their markings differed slightly, but most looked the same. They pointed stun batons crackling with electricity and oddly designed guns at me.
Mekrak might be evil, but their technology was impressive. Building a giant robot like this despite being idiots, and everything else—they really were advanced. Those guns and batons probably used their own unique tech, completely different from Earth’s. Technology capable of easily neutralizing magical girls.
‘What now.’
Normally I’d either run or knock them all down, but right now I was holding the magical girls like dead weight. If I tried to fight while protecting them, I’d just become a punching bag…
I set the magical girls down on the ground with a thud, staying alert.
“What are you going to do, nyang. Gonna abandon them, nyang?”
“……Wait. Let me think—”
『Die, bibi!』
With a whirring sound, strange mechanical bullets flew toward me. While I was still hesitating, the bullets shot straight at my forehead—too fast to even register—before my hand reflexively swatted them away.
“……I caught it.”
So this was the whole “catching bullets barehanded” thing.
『I-Impossible, bibi! That’s a railgun using electromagnetic technology, bibi! How can you catch something seven times the speed of sound with your bare hands, bibi?!』
“You… were a monster, nyang.”
“No, it just happened on its own….”
I hadn’t consciously tried to catch it, so if more came, I probably wouldn’t react in time.
『Sh-Shoot, bibi bibi bibi bibi!!』
Whirring sounds overlapped as countless bullets fired at me all at once. I was trapped with no way out. Still holding the magical girls, I stood there blankly, unable to decide what to do with them.
Tatatatatatatatatatatatatat—!
『『『…………』』』
“That scared me… You surprised me.”
Somehow, before I even realized it, my hands had moved at a speed that left afterimages, deflecting or catching every single bullet. The back of my hand stung a little from the recoil, but it wasn’t an injury. I really felt like a monster.
“Good thing you’re safe, nyang.”
“Yeah, but we can’t just wait until they run out of bullets.”
If I attacked, the magical girls I’d left on the ground could be taken hostage or become targets instead. What should I do…
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“Ah.”
I had an idea. Come to think of it, I had that. While still deflecting the occasional bullet and kicking away any monsters that got close, I opened the Point Shop. What I was after was Skill Unlock. Rescuing the magical girls earlier had given me plenty of points. It felt wasteful to spend them here, but as an investment for the future, it wasn’t bad. Besides, the emotional high from Witch Girl Rubii was still lingering. Maybe this would let me use magic like Rubii too.
Something like 【Magical☆Explosive Melting Explosion】 would be amazing. That finisher was the signature move of the protagonist, Witch Girl Rubii, from Witch Girl Rubii. When used, it melted the enemy’s bank balance clean with an explosive flash, dropping them into the depths of poverty so they’d never think of rebelling again—a truly refreshing, authentic magical girl spell. After being hit once, the enemy would weep tears of blood and apologize, only for Rubii to smile and say, “Sorry! The balance that’s already gone can’t be returned!” with a terrifying sense of catharsis.
If I could use that same finisher… Just imagining it made my heart race. I wanted to step on an enemy begging me and say something like “Sorry, I did it☆ You’re cute, so I’ll forgive you, right?” with a lemon-sweet smile.
> You have purchased 'Skill Unlock'. Points have been deducted.
> A new skill has been unlocked. Skills apply to all costumes but may change depending on the costume type.
With a fanfare of “Bbambbaram—”, the system voice continued. I waited excitedly for the new skill to be revealed.
> Skill Unlock: Magical☆Punch
> Skill 'Magical☆Punch' has been added.
> Magical☆Punch: Delivers a fist imbued with magical power. A magical girl’s basic technique. No special effects.
“………………”
It was a dud…. This wasn’t magic… It was a punch, a physical attack….
“It’s over, nyang. Get a grip, nyang, Kei.”
“Huh?”
At Cookie’s voice, I snapped back to reality and looked around. There was no one left. Strangely shaped bullets lay scattered nearby. Apparently, while I’d been unconsciously deflecting bullets, they’d run out, and the monsters had all given up and retreated.
……Somehow, it felt empty….
“Bibibibi…! This can’t be, bibi…! Betrayal? How could you do something so cruel and vicious, bibi…!”
“““……(Silence born from wanting to speak but being unable to)”””
Deep inside the Mine, in the monsters’ residential area. At the center of the gathered Bibis, the sole Upper Bibi—monster number ‘Bibi2814’—shouted in rage. He was the leader and strongest monster among the Bibis gathered here, but even so, he was nothing more than a slightly stronger Bibi. There were Bibis who had gathered enough power to earn a name and become ‘Named,’ but he was still just an Upper Bibi referred to only by number.
If he’d known this would happen, he should’ve poured the captured magical girls’ magic power into himself. Most of the magic stolen from the magical girls had been stored in the magic stones inside Gigantes’ power unit. That was why, even after humiliating such powerful magical girls, he still hadn’t become ‘Named.’
‘I thought as long as we had Gigantes, we could manage somehow, bibi….’
But even with that power, what could he have done? The magical girl who appeared earlier seemed impossible to defeat no matter what. That was why he’d fled first, and the other Bibis had followed him. Fortunately, that monstrous magical girl didn’t seem to be chasing them…
‘Humiliation… And now my credibility has dropped too, bibi…!’
Not only had he turned his back on the enemy and fled disgracefully, but Gigantes—their shared dream—had been reduced to that state. It was probably either destroyed or had its magic stones taken. Either way, it couldn’t be used again.
“Mmm… Chuuup….”
“Hey! Suck it better, bibi!”
“Huuu….”
Danae was kneeling in front of Bibi2814, diligently servicing his member with her mouth. The Bibi grabbed her head and roughly thrust his rock-hard shaft into her mouth.
All of this was because of that magical girl—and that fairy. Cookie. He’d thought it was on their side… Why had it betrayed them… Committing such a vicious act as betrayal was unforgivable. He, who was pure and didn’t even know how to lie, let alone betray, would punish it!
“I’m here, nyang.”
“Bibibit?!”
“Ah…….”
At the sudden voice, Bibi2814 jumped in shock. His member slipped out of Danae’s mouth.
“C-Cookie-nim, is that you, bibibibibi….”
“I felt thought waves that seemed to resent me, nyang.”
“Th-That can’t be, bibibibi…! Who was it?! Which idiot cursed Cookie-nim, bibibibibi!”
Cookie narrowed its eyes but didn’t press further.
“I suppose resenting me is inevitable, nyang. That robot earlier clearly took an enormous amount of effort and resources, nyang. It’s only natural to feel that way after it turned into scrap metal, nyang.”
“I-It became scrap metal, bibi….”
Since Kei had torn off and crushed each limb one by one, it would be faster to build a new one than repair it. Resentment flickered in Bibi2814’s eyes, unable to be suppressed. Should he capture this fairy called Cookie and torture it? It might reveal that monstrous magical girl’s weakness. At this point, if he didn’t get proper revenge, his position as leader of this group would be in danger.
“But you know, nyang. I clearly warned you, nyang.”
As Bibi2814 secretly reached for the pistol in his holster, Cookie continued.
“I told you not to cause any casualties, nyang.”
“Bibit……?!”
In an instant, a terrifying pressure filled the room where the Bibis had gathered. Pure, overwhelming magic power pressed down, as if it would crush everyone present at any moment.
“I clearly said it, nyang. I said it in a way even you blockheads could understand, nyang. I told you I’d provide as many sows to extract magic from as you wanted, so please don’t do anything unnecessary—I said it clearly, nyang.”
‘Bi…… I-I can’t… breathe……!’
Crushed by the terrifying magic power, they couldn’t even breathe. The Lower Bibis, lacking resistance, had already collapsed unconscious. Even the Mid-level Bibis couldn’t endure and dropped to their knees. It was questionable whether even the Upper ones were still conscious, and even the leader himself had trembling legs and labored breathing. Danae was also looking up with a pale face.
Behind Cookie, it felt as if a massive giant stood… They were so afraid they couldn’t even look straight at it!
They had underestimated this fairy called Cookie. In truth, it was an opponent whose very anger couldn’t be faced head-on….
“Did I seem that laughable to you, nyang? Why don’t you get a grip on your place, nyang? You scraps?”
“S-Sorry… bibibibibi…….”
“……Hmph.”
“Puhah! Hah, hah… Bibibibi….”
The pressure from Cookie vanished. Only then could Bibi2814 desperately gasp for fresh air.
“Don’t do anything unnecessary, nyang. The magical girl who destroyed your toy will be handed over today, so don’t worry, nyang.”
“……C-Can you really capture that monster, bibi…?”
“Get a grip on your place?”
“Bibibibibi! If it’s Cookie-nim, it’s possible, bibi. Of course it is, bibi!”
“Good, good, nyang. Hey, magical girl over there.”
“Ah…… Yes.”
Cookie’s gaze turned to Danae.
“It’s the favor I asked last time, nyang. Prepare it soon and do as I instruct, nyang.”
“Okay. Understood.”
“Good. Then I’m off, nyang.”
With those words, Cookie disappeared through a floating door in the air. Bibi2814 stared blankly at the spot where Cookie had vanished, his penis—wet and glistening with Danae’s saliva—still dangling, before sinking into intense self-loathing and rage.
The blazing flames of anger, resentment, and hatred were directed at that magical girl who had completely ruined his plans today.