Chapter 96
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Translator: 8uhl
Chapter: 96
Chapter Title: The Little Prince of the Columbarium
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#Unread Messages (5)
「JessicaRegular : Huh? What the hell is this. The world still hasn't ended? What happened? Didn't Han Gyeowol get buried alive? Did the kid finally drop some real cash? Nah, I clearly saw him kick all the viewer-gifted DLCs before I bounced.」
「Mitsiel : Nah lol, the soldiers saved him right before he suffocated lolol」
「JessicaRegular : What...? Fuck, how much did I miss? Any big events? Don't tell me the streamer finally got laid while I was gone?」
「Mitsiel : Tsk tsk. Faithless bastard. Still expecting sex from this stream.」
「JessicaRegular : He didn't...? Yeah, figures.」
「SweetMocha : Still, you missed a ton lol. When the mutants ran across the water, it was scary as hell.」
「Storm224 : Exactly. The visual impact was insane. Even the streamer seemed pretty shocked.」
「JessicaRegular : What're you talking about? Mutants ain't Jesus. How do they run on water?」
「groseillier noir : Not Jesus, Peter. He sank halfway through.」
「OlympicGoldMedal : Peter lololol Holy Spirit drip.」
「JessicaRegular : Damn! Now I'm curious. Was I too hasty leaving...? Should've stuck around a bit longer.」
「AppSoon : Nah, not hasty. I almost dipped too.」
「DongmakgolSmiGol : Goddamn. Isn't this too much? If you're streaming commercially, "Death Return" DLC is a must for basic decency! Kid BJ doesn't know shit about streamer ethics. No consideration for viewers, no class.」
「Grade9CivilServant : Streamer ethics? Why bring that up here?」
「DongmakgolSmiGol : Duh? If you're taking viewer money, you can't just end with a lame death. Who dies midway on their own whim?」
「Storm224 : Feels like there was a similar dumbass before... Guess new idiots showed up. Human greed is endless, repeating the same mistakes.」
「DoomChitDoomChit : I'm that old dumbass. Watch your mouth, punk. Wanna die?」
「ActiveXFuckOff : Don't fight, you bank security program wannabes.」
「Wilma : Security program?」
「ActiveXFuckOff : Looks legit but useless AF.」
「Wilma : lolololol」
「NickForDripDont : They'll just get banned and screw themselves. They're watching 'cause it's fun anyway.」
[NickForDripDont gifted 100 stars.]
「DoomChitDoomChit : I should shut up.」
「Storm224 : Yeah, don't ㅇ」
「DoomChitDoomChit : Ugh, seriously...」
「RyeoGwonNaraU : -------------cutoff line (normies below)-------------」
[SweetMocha gifted 100 stars.]
「SweetMocha : lololol I'm a normie first off」
「SweetMocha : But anyway, I've been watching the whole time, and no DLC might actually be a plus?」
「SweetMocha : Kid's weak, so it's tense, makes you cheer harder, one death ends it so it's scarier, more immersive...」
「OlympicGoldMedal : Yeah, honestly other "Day after Apocalypse" streams lack the fear factor. They don't capture the world's vibe. Isn't this the OG StarWhore Old Man's stream status?」
「HardGay : OG StarWhore? Oh, that Park Woo-cheol old dude?」
「OlympicGoldMedal : Yup. That geezer's doing "Day after Apocalypse" now too. Was watching his stream before coming here.」
「HardGay : But what's his deal? Fun player?」
「OlympicGoldMedal : Nah, total snoozefest. Zero skill to carry it. Last I saw, he bought "Unlimited Power" DLC. Shooting lightning from his hands fighting a Gamma Grumble. Fucking retarded...」
「Mustafa : Lightning lololol Can't even imagine. Feels so off if you picture this streamer's version. Everyone's got tastes, but I prefer realistic.」
「OlympicGoldMedal : Pros and cons. Quick sex and vicarious thrills. Geezer's a natural at power-tripping. Just look at him: "Strip if you wanna live, bitch." Iconic line.」
「EekTta : Then he pounds her yelling, "Feel alive, damn it!"」
「Loan1Billion : lololol Total psycho. How does he come up with that shit?」
「DodoHamster♡ : Gross -_-」
「YeominROCK : Kinda refreshing. Explains the cash. But nothing sticks after.」
「YeominROCK : Geezer handles romance with DLC too.」
「YeominROCK : Cupid's Arrow! Activate! Then hiyaang I love you hearts popping bullshit lolol」
「EekTta : Yo, that's secretly fun. No questions, straight to pounding.」
「OldSpice : Then why you here?」
「EekTta : This is more fun.」
「OldSpice : lololololol」
「EekTta : lololololol」
「EekTta : Same title, but DLC makes totally different worlds. Geezer's apocalypse vs this one's? Night and day. Hilarious.」
「Loan1Billion : Duh. Like hot "Imperium Romanum"—vanilla's basic medieval Europe history, but install Georgius Pack and dragons fly in the sky, fantasy mode.」
「KimMiYoungTeamLead : Vanilla what?」
「Loan1Billion : Pure」
「KimMiYoungTeamLead : Pure what?」
「Loan1Billion : Pure stock, dumbass. Base state with no mods. Vanilla/pure. Got it?」
「KimMiYoungTeamLead : Thx. Wanna take a loan?」
「Loan1Billion : Crazy bitch. Read my name.」
「KimMiYoungTeamLead : Yup. Debtors multiply best.」
「Loan1Billion : ㅗㅗ」
「AdolfWhitura : But ain't Park Woo-cheol the most successful 1st-gen BJ? Made bank, why still at it? That age and still?」
「NickForDripDont : Wants to up his afterlife insurance grade probs.」
「AdolfWhitura : Wait—upgrading after you're in the coffin?」
「NickForDripDont : Yup, money's what matters.」
「ElectronicAnkleMonitor : Yo, what's the perk of higher grade?」
「LooksGoodFavor : Big thing: AI changes.」
「ElectronicAnkleMonitor : Huh? Same AI engine tho?」
「DodoHamster♡ : Hardware diff.」
「NickForDripDont : Hardware-ish, but precisely compute power diff.」
「NickForDripDont : Base compute allocation varies by grade.」
「NickForDripDont : Simply: less data mining time. Boosts search AI. A-grade cranks search module to 90% without noticing weirdness.」
「ElectronicAnkleMonitor : Oh, sweet. Means constant AI boost pack? Others need subs.」
「SALHAE : Even death's unfair society...」
「NitrogenPacked : That unfair crap again. Sick of it. Where else gives nationwide afterlife guarantees like us? Nothing to lose post-death, so effort stacks pure gains.」
「SALHAE : Yo, was that ragebait?」
「NitrogenPacked : Rage? lol Who mad? Just absurd. Whiners on insurance grades are spineless. Won't grind for upgrade, just yap. Low deposits but blow on DLCs. Live within means.」
「SALHAE : Fine, drop it. I'm the retard.」
「NitrogenPacked : ㅇ」
「NitrogenPacked : Society's fine. Lazy fucks suck.」
「20sResigned : Talks so nasty.」
「OneLiner : Good medicine tastes bad.」
「20sResigned : Bullshit.」
「まつみん : Don't know Korea well, but feels off somehow...」
「Grade9CivilServant : Random thought: Does StarWhore Old Man even enjoy it?」
「Grade9CivilServant : Hope my afterlife ain't that clownish.」
「AppSoon : Depends on your grind. Pump extras for A-grade. Since it's up: How much you deposited?」
「BillyHerrington : Barely any. 40 more years like this might hit C... Sigh. B like streamer? Instant suicide bait.」
「HellMaster : 40 years? Didn't peg you young.」
「BillyHerrington : Idiot. Means deferring insurance, keep depositing.」
「HellMaster : Aha lol But suicide voids insurance?」
「BillyHerrington : That's for basic tier. Enough deposit? Suicide ok. Rarely think it for upgrades tho.」
「BillyHerrington : One more month work, die, extra DLC. That's how I cope now.」
「HellMaster : lololol So pitiful lololol」
「IngrownToenail : I'm fine basic tier, that ok?」
「BlanketParkRiskHye : Basic's F. Die once more from boredom post-death. Rec. ㅇ」
「IngrownToenail : Fuck. Knew it. Suspension too long, upgrading one tier brutal.」
「OldSpice : Suspension? That a thing?」
「IngrownToenail : Yup... No income? Exemption app. No pay till job. But afterlife-wise, dumb.」
「OldSpice : Catch-up way?」
「IngrownToenail : Pay back suspension + interest lump sum.」
「RyeoGwonNaraU : Huh? Interest too?」
「BanDalHome : Interest minimal. Tax rate? Public rate?」
「NickForDripDont : Afterlife insurance ain't tax.」
「BanDalHome : Basically tax. Higher than public?」
「IngrownToenail : Matches policy loan rate.」
「JjaRaPpaPpa : Policy loan... Yeah, that ad cracked me up. Who takes that?」
「Loan1Billion : Policy loan rate?」
「IngrownToenail : 17.5%」
「BanDalHome : LMAOOOOOO WTF loan shark lololol Way higher than expected, dying」
「HellMaster : ㅁㅊㄷㅁㅊㅇ」
「MagnaCarta : Wait, why so high? Your deposit's collateral. Lender risk-free?」
「NitrogenPacked : Blame boomer scum who didn't grind young.」
「NitrogenPacked : Those worms all basic tier. No deposit. Collateralize basic pension for insurance, then loan on pension. Interest skyhigh.」
「ShitDangDangi : Then rates should vary by deposit? Bullshit. Hope young-blood-sucking geezers drop dead.」
「IngrownToenail : Yup. No geezers, better service for rest.」
「Blair : Old folks ruin countries everywhere. Damn Brexit.」
「まつみん : Sorry, but you'll all be old someday.」
「GrapesOfWrath : They're all life losers anyway. Ever think why basic pension exists? Money can't trump humanity.」
「NitrogenPacked : Losers? Me? lol Hit 1B deposit. B-grade. Can pump more.」
「HoGootHoGoot : What? 1B? Gold spoon?」
「MagnaCarta : Pitchfork, need pitchfork...」
「FrankSausage : Mom! Where's our pitchfork?!」
「Mom : Second fridge drawer!」
「FrankSausage : Ugh none ㅡㅡ」
「Mom : Find it, how many smacks?」
「UghConservative : Mom outta nowhere lololol Nick game lololol Idiots in sync.」
「HanmiAlliance : Pitchfork in fridge why lololol」
「Владимир : Pitchfork? No clue what that's about...」
「Владимир : Anyway, intriguing. Afterlife insurance solid model, but issues beyond ActiveX.」
「groseillier noir : You seem Russian bigwig from chats? Gimmick?」
「Владимир : Who knows.」
[Владимир gifted 100,951 stars.]
============================ Author's Notes ============================
#Movies
Author loves solo movie watching.
But serialization makes time impossible.
Missed 5cm/s re-release, gonna haunt me. ㅂㄷㅂㄷ...
Wanna see Star Trek too... No dice. Waaah...
#Q&A
Q. Nesstor : @Head getting clearer... Will author awaken to whisper in starlight? (Maybe novel already written that way-) Ghoul that felt fear def has 'memories' left.
A. Overwork death incoming. / Memories? Dunno.
Q. RGZ95 : @Boomer type or tumor polluting Suwon... ugh..
A. Text says not toxic... :)
Q. 淸流蓮 : @Pure heart charged again. Essential like water, drains in heat. Thx for great work today♥
A. Author's pure heart drains easy too! How to recharge? Thx for great comment!
Q. Yakarubita : @No comments feels off...
A. So doing short ones again. Not off now?
Q. BearSake : @Buy tons of books, but ebooks feel no ownership, hesitate. Not per-volume pay feel. End up waiting rentals.
A. Ebooks lack security for me too... But trend. In genre market, print books just romance now, nothing more.
Q. Habika : @Buy book or ebook... Zombie hater but hooked. Recs funner!!! Web serial needs no recs...? Don't bow to reader demands, pick opinions wisely.^^
A. Keep subjectivity in writing, match readers elsewhere. Zombie hater reading this... Thx for enjoying.
Q. rumen : lol No Kakao serialization? Naver only per-volume, others by book?
A. Kakao later, Naver first... Kakao post, no banner prob. Payment? No word on per-vol/book elsewhere. Will update.
Q. CountCat : @Coupon! Bought 3 days Nobles cuz author. Regret no too fun. But money... Author too fun. Health up HailKaleLochen
A. Skalochen here too... Tremble...
Sorry Sealbreaker delay. Contract means prioritize Columbarium. Already pulling all-nighters...
Glad you enjoyed. Hope Columbarium fills Sealbreaker gap.