Chapter 1
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Translator: Wjin
Chapter: 1
Chapter Title: Prologue
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"Ah, a shooting star! Make a wish!"
Someone shouted upon spotting a star streaking down from the sky.
The long trail of light it left behind was utterly breathtaking.
Donghyun had always found that sort of thing childish, but somehow today felt different.
Maybe it was because he'd dreamed of pigs the night before—he squeezed his eyes shut tight and made a wish.
It wasn't some half-assed plea like winning the lottery, the kind everyone else made.
'...Please let me regress. I've memorized every past lottery number out there. I'll live my life right this time. Please!'
It was a ridiculous wish, but Donghyun meant every word. And as if the heavens themselves were listening, a faint ringing started in his ears.
"W-what the hell is that?! Kyaaah!! Run for your lives!"
The sudden screams jolted Donghyun, and he lifted his head.
"...Huh?"
What filled his vision was no shooting star, but a massive North Korean Taepodong missile.
An ICBM launched toward the East Sea had inexplicably veered off course, hurtling straight down toward Donghyun's head.
"Ah... fuck."
KABOOM!!
The missile detonated, vaporizing Donghyun's body so completely that not even bone dust remained.
What a goddamn bullshit way to go.