Chapter 59
Chapter 59
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 59
Chapter Title: National Scam Spectacle
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📰 LightIt Post [Author: Jeon Jeonseol] [Title: Important Notice (Must Read)] (Theater edition special: Venus photocard image) (Theater edition special: Saturn photocard image) Thank you all for coming to see it. Take care, everyone. 💬 Comments — [?] [?] — [Must read, my ass] └[Must read (lol)] └[I just pulled this one. Is it good?] — [Who would be jealous of this lololol] [Went for the second viewing?] — └[With her personality, she probably stayed till she got it] └[Not like she watched it 10 times? lol] └[Magical Girls Chronicle is my life (actual quote)] — [Venus is one thing, but why that cancer Saturn girl] I couldn't hold back and ended up posting on my LightIt Jeon Jeonseol board. I had the Venus card, but without the Saturn one, it felt incomplete, so I kept popping in and out of the theater.
Finally got the Saturn card after the 11th viewing.
No set effect or anything, but I couldn't resist bragging.
Deep down, I wanted to testify like a fanatic that I'd watched it 11 times and it was fun every single one, but that'd be too obvious.
Hold it in, hold it in.
Jeon Jeonseol!
While I was at it, I browsed the board a bit.
One title jumped right out at me.
It was probably just another boring bait post with no substance...
📰 Captured Post [Author: BreadVenusFarmLegend] [Title: Isn't this Jeonseol? lololol] A long post screenshot from another site: "Movie theater part-timer here, saw something crazy weird ㅠ There's this anime theater edition screening right now, Magical girl anime, but weirdly lots of guys in their 20s-30s watching it. We had this lady customer who watched it three times in one day and came complaining about the specials not being properly mixed? Next day she shows up again, word spread among the part-timers lol We tracked it to see how many times she'd come, turns out 10 times in a week lolololol Lots of people wear masks to theaters, but almost none with sunglasses too? But this lady wore sunglasses too, super eye-catching lolol Up to here it'd just be a funny customer, but then I went to clean the bathroom and saw IT ㅠ Customer had taken off her sunglasses and mask, washing her face after crying during the movie, Omg did you rip out of the screen? lololol No exaggeration, prettier than the actresses on the airbrushed posters, total goddess ㅠㅠㅠ If I was born like that I'd hit every church cathedral temple lolol thank you God lolol Actress? No way she wouldn't be famous with that face? Newbie? But can actresses just roam around like this lol racking my brain but nothing ㅠㅠㅠ Stared so hard she noticed, pretended to clean, I was there to clean but how do you just clean after seeing that face ㅠㅠ Shoulda got an autograph? But don't know who ㅋㅎ Couldn't talk to her but someone that pretty watching this anime 10 times was just too fun and wild" 💬 Comments — [Dude this is doxxing hard? Delete it] └[Didn't even say which branch? Theaters everywhere, you're too sensitive ㅎ] └[Only two places played that anime 3 times in a day: Gangnam Boulevard and Haeundae] [Original deleted but isn't this Jeonseol?] ⭐ Top Comment — [Reasonable suspicion lololololol] — [Super high school beauty Jeon Jeonseol is that you?] — [Sick leave pro, otaku beauty (serious about anime)] └[Forgot she’s good at games? lol] — [Jeon Jeonseol show your pretty face! Show it!] My breath caught in my throat.
The trolls on my board were obviously joking, but that original post? Someone who actually saw me wrote it.
The world is so damn small.
The world outside the blanket is seriously dangerous!
Why post sightings like that on communities!
From the comments, no one even dreamed it could pinpoint someone.
'At least they didn't mention I'm short. Dodged a bullet there.'
Candidates narrowed to just Gangnam Boulevard and Haeundae branches—still too close for comfort!
No more Gangnam Boulevard Gigabox for me.
'Solution: never leave the house.'
It wasn't my fault for watching 11 times in a week at the theater.
You shouldn't broadcast unusual customers far and wide!
'Good thing I wasn't streaming when I saw it.'
I don't use face cam anyway, but reading this live would've shown some weird reaction for sure.
First shock, then brain freeze and stuttering.
Chat would've exploded: Is this real??
Me three times more dizzy!
Thank god I saw it with stream off.
I posted a disguised comment.
— [Wish it was me, if I was pretty I'd hit every church too ㅠㅠ] Yeah, I'm never leaving the house. ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ How long do I have to hole up in this house?
I just went to watch a movie, why's a sighting up online!
Talk to guys a little and it's confessions, breakups, total meltdown.
Talk to girls and they just don't get it.
Totally different species with alien thinking.
I'm convinced.
If there was no sex between men and women, they'd never live together.
"Sex, fuck!"
Had a drink.
Mind might not be fully intact.
But remember this one thing.
Is all this because I'm too pretty?
Looking in the mirror eased the piled-up stress a bit.
Pretty faces have always been the ultimate cheat key to solve everything.
So why do I go through crap like this?
Answer: zero social savvy.
Should've been an animal tamer domesticating the beasts, but I told 'em all to fuck off, so they hold grudges.
Gunfire, blood, screams, gunpowder.
Iron stench rising through the smoke.
Why does human blood smell so fishy?
Loneliness hit hard with the booze, so I fired up a stream.
With cam on.
💬 Stream Chat — [WTF] [What the hell is this?] [ㅗㅜㅑㅗㅜㅑㅗㅜㅑㅗㅜㅑ] [Not the size I expected] "Hello."
— [New girl cam day 1] [Two heads popping out] [Baby wants milk] Dullahan cam.
Nickname for the cam setup that hides everything above the neck.
Like the headless ghost dullahan, no head shows.
Position mostly used by mukbang streamers avoiding face reveals.
Today's mukbang theme: Jack Daniel's.
"Cheers!"
Just roughly poured into a mug.
Title says "Drinking," so they know what it is.
— [Cheers] [Should warn ahead to grab booze lol] [Body says adult for sure] [Thought it was all one piece, just tiny hands] [Give me back my chubby dream!] [Blonde dye is iffy] You can tell from the reactions.
Previous disguise kit ready.
Cosplay G-cup boob suit and clothes from Seol-yoon.
Plus newly bought blonde wig.
National scam beginner set complete!
— [Lololol Bread lolololol] [This ain't my Bread Legend!] [Expectations lead to disappointment] [Hands and height don't scale] [Sudden drinking mukbang?] [You an alcoholic?] "Alcoholic my ass! Lunar New Year was my last. 1, 2... three weeks sober, punk!"
— [Counting day 15 as 3 weeks? No shame?] [Alcoholism's about binge amount, not time] — [ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.] —"Feels like you're about to cause trouble. End stream before you do." "Shut up, reaction bot. Say stuff I wanna hear!"
— [Gasp] [Feisty ㄷㄷ] [Using us as emotional trash can?] [Tell us what's so hard.] "No friends at all. Dying of loneliness. Stay with me, please."
— [ㄷㄷ] [What’s with that voice] — [KidariAjeossi donated 1,000 won.] —"Always cheering you on." — [Throw more, 1k's nothing] [Money don't fix streamer lol] [Wallet empty? Heart empty] — [LegendCheerleader donated 100,000 won.] —"Here, your 100k." — [So sweet] [Tsundere donate now?] [That'd be 100 1k punches] — [ㅇㅇ donated 10,000 won.] —"Must've been tough. Small amount but paying viewer fee. Always fun, keep streaming." — [Protect our Legend's mental!] [Who bullied you? Name 'em we'll handle it] [Don't dox or we're screwed] [JeonJeonseol/Controversy/Doxxing] — [Sightseer donated 5,000 won.] —"Drunk stream after ages. Love the human vibe. Let's watch long-term." — [Fr real this is streamer life lol] [Feels like in my bedroom lol] [Bedroom? You watching with parents?] [Just a figure of speech] Deep into the drunk stream, the door suddenly flew open.
— [Manager?] [Here to drag the drunk] [Officer here] [Phew no trouble till end] [Streaming is the trouble] [Was fun! Cheers!] [Fun stream! Cheers!] [Thick broth for us] [Rabbit move brain explode trsu upvote] [Rabbits die lonely tho] The person entering my room killed the stream.
— [Four watermelons] [WTF] [Pfffttttt] Felt like I was in for a scolding.
Nope.
Seol-yoon hugged me tight instead.
But Seol-yoon...
"Lemme puke a bit..."
Ughhhhhh.
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