Chapter 107
Chapter 107
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 107
Chapter Title: The Victor's Life
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[Someone donated 1,000 won.]
— Donation Message "You harbored feelings for another man. Eliminated from the virgin category!" Why do unicorns have to stick to me of all people?
I'd tried broadcasting with a guy's voice because I hated having those kinds of creeps latch onto me.
But I had no choice but to reveal myself—I didn't want Wild getting smeared as friends with a proxy simp.
I stole another woman's face.
I got dragged into some bizarre incident and had to admit it was fake.
I even used a jellyfish as my avatar on purpose so no one would fall for me romantically.
But in the end, I still ended up as a target for the unicorns.
'I'm just a pretty otaku-friendly shut-in who holes up in her room—why the hell do unicorns stick to me?'
Turning on my cam to look good for viewers? Mistake.
Doing interaction streams to get close to them? Mistake.
What if I'm a virgin—what're you gonna do? What if I'm not—what then?
What if I have a boyfriend—what? No boyfriend—what?
What can you even do about it?
Nothing. Same shit.
Virgin simp, get out! I'll be the non-virgin!
I wanted to scream it from the rooftops, but my dad and Seol-yun occasionally check my stream.
Suppressing those urges left me seething inside, bubbling and boiling over.
'This is exactly why I didn't want anyone knowing I'm a girl—or that I'm pretty.'
Life, man.
Get out! All of you, scram!
If that's what the people who hate me want to hear.
If being left alone, isolated, failing, and lonely is what makes my haters happy.
I'm a twisted piece of trash who can't walk straight on gratitude or love.
But if I can use hatred and loathing as fuel.
If I can keep up the lies.
"Hey, unicorn bros, I've got a question. If you love a woman, do you get disqualified from the virgin category too?"
— Chat <Gasp> <Whoa!> — Chat <Jeon Jeonseol, don't play along with these weirdosㅠ> <Polar bear senses crisis again> <Why's the example a woman?> <Whoa!> <That kind of taste...> <Actually like it> <We true fans respect Jeon Jeonseol's sexual preferences ^^> "Since we're here, let me lay it out. Here's what it takes to date me."
I opened Notepad right in the middle of the stream and typed this first:
[Conditions to Become Jeon Jeonseol's Lover]
"Number one: Looks equal to or better than Venus."
I fired up a browser tab, searched 'Magical Girls Chronicle Venus,' and showed them the image.
— Chat <Kya ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ> <Wiped out at condition 1!> <Wait! Doesn't streamer pass that?> <Living Venus herself ㄷㄷ> <Ironically, Venus means goddess of beauty...> "Number two: Be as cool as Venus. Willing to die for someone else."
— Chat <Gasp spoiler> <Ah ㅡㅡ was gonna watch Magical Girls Chronicle soon> <Heathens who haven't seen Magical Girls Chronicle, leave> <Worship Venus> <Streamer mega otaku simp move ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ> <Can't take it anymore? Normies GTFO!!! Can't take it anymore? Normies GTFO!!! Can't take it anymore? Normies GTFO!!!> <Please keep doing Team Ana> <Dammit, stream was going great but now I wanna kill unicorns> "Number three: You have to not like me."
— Donation Message ─"Can't you just say 'be Venus' without the long explanation? (Genuinely don't know)" "Nah, I can separate fantasy from reality. But to date me, you gotta be Venus-level at minimum."
— Chat <Can separate (don't know)> <Isn't that the same thing lol> <She's keepin' the lesbian vibes strong, gets me pumped> <If she's secretly whispering to Jeonsoon, super upvote ㅋㅋ> [Someone donated 1,000 won.]
— Donation Message ─"So, have you met Wild IRL or not?" — Chat <How many brainrot levels is this loser on?> <You, get out> <Killing vibe just for meeting a friend, asshole> <Ban quick> <Raise dono minimum to 10k today, too many losers> <Fr ㅋㅋ if you're gonna bitch, at least dono 10k> Yeah, looking back, public opinion was on my side.
The overimmersed brainrots were just a tiny fraction of the unicorns.
Glad I didn't snap and explode right away when I got pissed.
"By unanimous people's court verdict, the defendant has been elected for exile."
— Chat <Woo! Get out of the village!> <Exile election ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ> <Feels like touring a far-off foreign land, fun> <Elected ㅊㅋㅊㅋㅊㅋㅊㅋ> "This is a variety gaming stream. If you want streamer dating sim, go find another one."
— Chat <Facts> <Jeon Jeonseol best!> <Whoa! Not a speed dating stream???> <Ban that guy too?> <No prob~ No prob~> ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ The answer had been glaringly obvious from the start.
The human heart isn't capricious—it's just hard to choose the right one.
Seol-a wants friends but not lovers.
Just like how Woo-seung's heart fluttered when Seol-a first returned, she only wants rivals she can match evenly.
Shared hobbies, pretty, small and cute, lots of time spent together.
There were plenty of reasons for Seol-a to fall for him, but just one reason not to.
She didn't want to.
Once he packed away his lingering regrets, the answer appeared.
There had only ever been one path for Woo-seung.
Give his all on his own stage.
No matter how pretty or pitiable the flowers blooming beside that road, his path wouldn't change.
Times Wild stood at number one: 14.
Times Jeon Jeonseol reclaimed first: 22.
Times Victory, having pulled himself together, took first: 9.
The three-way ranking battle was fierce.
But two were pros who couldn't stake their lives on solo queue...
The final victor: Jeon Jeonseol.
Still, it felt off to boldly declare 'I'm number one!'
Yeah, the other two had jetted off to prep for pro tournaments!
And two weeks later...
─"Ascend vs. Team Proud today? Gotta watch."
─"I'll have it on PIP. You guys do you."
─"Please turn off the fucking bullshit? Leave one letter so we know what it is?"
Alone on the desolate winter mountain after her rivals left—like a tiger, no, Jeon Jeonseol was grinding an RPG.
[Loyal Retainer donated 1,000 won.]
— Donation Message ─"This can't be right, Jeon Jeonseol. Wasting your amazing talent on this crap game?" [Someone donated 1,000 won.]
— Donation Message ─"Jeon Jeonseol, just show people streaming and gearing up. Who does 4-hour repetitive hunting streams???" [Someone donated 1,000 won.]
— Donation Message ─"Staring at the screen nonstop is driving me insane." [Radio donated 1,000 won.]
— Donation Message ─"ㅋㅋ Are they idiots? Minimize screen, just listen to voice. But why's Jeon Jeonseol so quiet? Please do other content? Pissing me off." Not a raid, just hunting—like most of RPGs, what Jeon Jeonseol was doing now was pure repetitive grind.
Once you got the hang of it, you could do it with your eyes closed. Just endless repeats.
Pretty face and beautiful voice were baseline, plus insane game sense, nuts physical skills, and sharp judgment—the perfect streamer, Jeon Jeonseol.
And that talent was being dumped into this braindead grindfest. A no-lifer that takes over 30,000 hours to max level 300.
"Team A's number one anyway, what's the point of grinding...?"
— Chat <Then mad she doesn't switch games> <Hey, Meteor Story's a good game> <-Me-> <Why pick the absolute worst game out of all of them...> <You saying everyone playing Meteor Story is crazy, antisocial, and dumb?>