Chapter 105
Chapter 105
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 105
Chapter Title: It's Common Sense Not to Stream While Drunk
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It's common sense that you shouldn't stream while drunk.
Ever since games became intertwined with broadcasting and the pro scene, they had stopped being just simple fun pastimes.
The most important values in esports: fairness and giving it your all.
Anyone who undermined those values inevitably became the target of fierce criticism.
What that meant was, if you played while blackout drunk and ended up going 0 kills to 10 deaths, you'd become the subject of criticism and hate comments from all sorts of people.
'Jeon Jeonseol, you could fall into ruin too.'
Contrary to the worries in the video, fortunately, Seol-a managed to lead the game well even in what seemed like a blackout drunk state.
Her speech was clearly slurred, and the stream atmosphere was off.
Yet the game progressed smoothly without a hitch—that was impressive in its own weird way.
🔥 Live Chat 🔥 Drunken Fist? lololololol
Alcohol is just fuel for moving my body
Superhuman reflexes (in two senses lol)
Time to reclaim 1st place, let's go!
"Humm humm, uhumm humm hum, humm hum hum. Uhumm hum humm, humm hum."
Seol-a was humming a cheerful tune, clearly in high spirits.
The viewers were thrilled by the sudden stream on what was supposed to be an off day, like an unexpected gift,
the game was unfolding smoothly,
and the streamer seemed absolutely pumped.
Everything was perfect—so why did Video's heart keep growing more and more uneasy?
'Please, just get through this without any incidents!'
"Alright! One win! See? Super easy, right?"
Jeon Jeonseol checked Wild's record after the victory.
She confirmed she'd surpassed his score and expressed her joy.
But...
[Someone donated 1,000 won.]
"Breaking news: Wild got another win and reclaimed 1st place." The stream couldn't end there.
"What? For real?"
She refreshed, and there was Wild's updated score.
Wild was back in 1st, Jeon Jeonseol in 2nd.
"You... just you wait."
Second queue.
Video really wanted to stop her, but it seemed our streamer had no intention of calling it quits.
'Let go of all expectations.'
Nothing could stop it now.
All he could do was pray that Seol-a wouldn't fall asleep, troll, spew toxicity, confess to a hidden racist boyfriend, insult viewers, or any of that other stuff.
Those were the magic logs that popped up out of nowhere and forced streamers into retirement.
Two wins in a row, three, four.
But Wild matched her with two, three, four wins in a row, so the stream dragged on.
Every few minutes, the top spot flipped back and forth.
Finally, Wild's record stopped updating.
Naturally, Jeon Jeonseol and Wild were friends in-game, and the ever-online Wild had gone offline.
"This body! Champion!"
She'd already hit 1st plenty of times before, and the season was still far from over.
But the viewers who'd watched this intense battle for the top spot were thoroughly satisfied.
[Viewer donated 100,000 won.]
"Jeon Jeonseol! Champion! Jeon Jeonseol! Champion! Jeon Jeonseol! Champion! Jeon Jeonseol! Champion! Jeon Jeonseol! Champion!" [Mission success!]
[Steal 1st from Wild: 575,000 won]
The mission funds that had piled up throughout the stream.
Side income of 575,000 won.
[Wild donated 10,000 won.]
"Tough bitch." Even drunk, Seol-a still retained enough reason to check the donation tool right away and realize this was a fake message from an imposter.
There probably wasn't any intent to impersonate maliciously.
The sender was just trying to entertain others.
"Ah, fake. It's fake, everyone."
But if you didn't clear up pranks like that immediately, some people would misunderstand.
Streaming taught you just how easily rumors could twist and how terrifying they were.
You couldn't love every viewer, especially the malicious ones.
"Wild. I won this time, but that guy's tall and built. If we fought for real, I'd lose a thousand times out of a hundred."
"?"
Seol-a suddenly started spouting nonsense.
Well, she was drunk, after all.
Video was watching, desperately hoping she wouldn't cause a major incident.
🔥 Live Chat 🔥 ???
Of course you'd lose, you think you could win?
Wtf out of nowhere lolololol
Wild's one of the tallest and most jacked pros?
Why's she suddenly feeling rivalry with a dude?
"I imagined it, but if I did a roundhouse kick, I don't think it'd even reach Wild's head."
🔥 Live Chat 🔥 Why the hell would you need to roundhouse kick him lololololololol
Did Wild wrong her or something? Come explain yourself
lolololololololololol
Jeon Jeonseol what the hell does that mean
I'm Jeon Jeonseol and I do mental training every night imagining fighting Wild
"If you're a real man, you gotta aim for the strongest on Earth."
🔥 Live Chat 🔥 How much booze did this chick chug
Drunk rambling go go go
Violent girl meta is outdated tho
Sassy Jeon Jeonseol grabs the wrist snap!
Please stop the harsh fantasies
Why you acting like a dude lolololol
"You need height and size for working out to feel rewarding. No matter how hard I try, my limit's probably like an elementary school boy, and that's just so sad."
🔥 Live Chat 🔥 Just get a pretty body, why obsess over strength lololol
If you're a real man, aiming for world's strongest is obvious
Ugh lololol hate how I wanna forcibly hug her and love her up
Isn't that why she wants to get strong??? Cuz of creeps like that
Don't even joke about sexual harassment you fucks
Fr, you guys only imagine that shit
[Keep Going donated 1,000 won.]
"They say men rule the world, but women rule men, right?" In the midst of it, a 1,000-won donation flew in.
"Eww! I hate guys who go all sweet around girls! Equality for men and women, dude!" 🔥 Live Chat 🔥 How much shit has she taken from buffalos
Lol wanna be Jeon Jeonseol for a day
Top-tier S-rank cutie in the capital
Love the bold statement
The viewers were all having a blast, but editor Kim Young-sang's heart was pounding like it might explode.
In 2020s Korea, gender equality issues were a minefield no matter which way you turned—pure hell!
Veer left? Landmine! Right? Anti-tank mine! Straight? Nuke!
[Someone donated 1,000 won.]
"For true equality, shouldn't women go to the military first? (Genuinely don't know)" An assassination donation came flying in immediately.
One slip in her response, and it'd be three years on the internet's execution pyre!
And since Seol-a was drunk, Video was shaking with anxiety.
"We should. Of course we should. But even if I were a guy, my body's so weak I'd be grade 5. So don't hate me too much."
🔥 Live Chat 🔥 Aww ㅠㅠ
Sick? Exempt?
Jeon Jeonseol don't get sick ㅠㅠ
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Let's live long and healthy, our Jeon Jeonseol!
You know grade 5 is exempt too?
Whoa! Real insider knowledge guys without girl friends wouldn't know...
'Did we dodge the pitfall?'
Best not to mention it at all, really.
But she'd stated women should obviously serve too, so the opposing side might tear her apart.
Still, to her main audience of 10s, 20s, and 30s guys, it'd come off as a favorable statement.
For now, at least, they'd avoided the death angle.
"I almost got shot once, so guns give me trauma. Yeah."
🔥 Live Chat 🔥 ????
Almost got shot?
???
What does that even mean
That was news to Kim Young-sang too.
Seol-a let out a flustered voice, like she'd slipped up.
"Ah, shouldn't have said that."
🔥 Live Chat 🔥 What happened, spill the details
Lived abroad as a kid?
Rich family got kidnapped by gang? ㄷㄷ
Gun control as strict as Korea is rare tbh
She looks troubled, let's not pry;;
Seol-a fell silent for about a minute, staring at the lively chat.
"N-no, j-joke! Damn!"
Her tone made it clear to anyone it wasn't a joke.
🔥 Live Chat 🔥 Lol if it's a joke then oh well
~almost said that
Phew, just a joke~
Nah doesn't sound like a joke
Obvious she's forcing it, anyone can tell
What the hell happened
A few viewers who didn't get that her "joke" was just a way to dodge the topic kept pressing her relentlessly.
In that situation, Seol-a's choice?
"Alright, see you next time!"
She ended the stream like a total dog!