Event Raid (4)
I was about to check what skill I'd gotten when Sophia let out a scream.
"Yaaaaaah!!!"
Wondering what the hell that was about, I turned my head—only for a pair of enormous breasts to fill my entire field of vision. Those two monstrous mounds of flesh jiggled viciously as they closed in and slammed into my face with a full-on smother press.
"...!"
As expected of a goddess strong enough to subdue Lirota and enslave her! Damage punched straight through my Diamond Body.
Worse, the attack worked like an antlion's pit, locking its victim in place so there was no escape. Sophia wrapped her legs around my chest and drove her elbows down into my skull.
"Uwaaaaah!!"
Sophia's pickaxe hurt worse than the tentacle spider's laser. Every time she hammered down, a jolt shot through the crown of my head.
And I couldn't breathe. That massive chest was sealed tight against my face, leaving almost no room for oxygen to get in.
"My lady! Please calm yourself and use your words! Why are you so angry!"
"I'm so scaaared..."
My consciousness was starting to blur. I opened my mouth wide to gasp for air, and a soft lump of flesh slipped right in.
This taste—this was the taste of Sophia's breasts. Right. I couldn't die here. I still hadn't taken Sophia's virginity. There was no way I was going to suffocate buried in her chest!
The moment my will sharpened, breathing got easier. The air coming in through my nose and mouth was the same as before.
"Don't stop me! Today I'm killing Yohan and then myself!"
"My laaady! Calm down!"
"Dad..."
Is this the push-and-pull Mom used to read about on those forums?
I refused to get swept up in the chaos around me and steadied my mind. With Sophia's breast in my mouth, my heart was as clear and still as a mirror-smooth lake.
"Of all the skills—I prayed it wouldn't be that one! I told you not to use it, and you still went and did it!"
Hitting Level 2 had toughened my body, and my mental fortitude had grown right along with it. Divine Power several times stronger than before wrapped gently around me.
It coated every inch of my skin without missing a spot, taking the form of something like transparent latex. Thanks to the latex armor, I could breathe through my skin.
"Uwaaah."
Eureka. I finally understood how Archimedes felt when he ran naked out of the bathhouse.
He'd been so overjoyed he invented exhibitionism as a fetish. If even a great man of history stripped bare upon enlightenment, who was I to do any less?
"Yohan needs a scolding! I'm dying of embarrassment because of him!"
"—Think the Mad Human might actually die this time?"
"—Lirota. Wish for something worth wishing for. A human who survived the tentacle spider's beam is not going to die from something like that."
I didn't even need the status window to know. Before I fully manifested the enlightenment, I spat out the flesh that had been in my mouth and bit down on the other breast instead.
I'd been sucking too long—the taste of drool was getting mixed in. Gross.
"Hieek? Yohan, you little—you're supposed to be reflecting! And you're biting my chest?"
"What?! Mad Demon, can you hear me? If you can, fold every finger but your thumb!"
I threw up a thumbs-up to signal that Sophia's breasts were excellent.
"Are you truly biting down on our lady's chest right now?"
I threw up double thumbs-up to signal that they tasted great.
"So the Mad Demon is fine. And it would seem he is, in fact, biting her chest. Lan-lan-i. Let us not interfere with our lady."
"Why?"
"The Mad Demon has done as the Mad Demon does."
"Ohhh! Then Lan-lan-i wants Phoenix juice! Mom and the Mad Demon said we should save it until Level 2!"
"Drink it once our lady has calmed down."
"Hiyaaaah! Yohan, you—where do you think you're biting?! Don't get your spit on me! It's all sticky!"
I held onto that mirror-still calm and unfolded the skill. Holy Magic I had known even before the game system granted it to me. The skill I had fully mastered as its original creator.
Naked Armor.
A warm, gentle light enveloped my entire body.
Wooow. Basking in this light feels as cozy as being held in Dad's arms.
Ssssssss—
"Lulu! Will your skeleton not be purified?! Get away! No—this lady shall shield you!"
"Lan-lan-i will block it too!"
"So warm..."
I'm fine. I can just hide my friend in here for a bit.
"Wooow. Lulu's booobs are like a storage unit, huh?"
"—Why are her breasts open..."
"—Ahem. A gloomy slave spirit has no business looking at a scene like that."
There were unexpected side effects, but either way, Divine Power had wrapped my body. Sophia, who had been clinging to me like a leech, went sprawling on her butt.
I looked down at her. So today was a no-panties day. If her skirt rode up just a little more, I'd probably see her pussy.
Unfortunately, Sophia lowered her legs before I got the view. I'd have to settle for confirming her plump backside.
"Wait—this is Naked Armor...?"
"How do you like my new skill?"
"It's better than I expected."
"Excuse me?"
That couldn't be right. I hurriedly looked down and saw a translucent golden suit of armor.
It looked exactly like those 15+ rated comics where they draw everything except the nipples and genitals.
"This is NOT Naked Armor!!"
I stamped my foot in fury, and the footprint sank deep into the ground.
"Hmm. Design-wise, pass. Looks like there's an armor buff too. Yohan's gotten stronger. Does it actually function as real armor?"
Ting.
Sophia flicked the translucent gauntlet with a sharp tap, and a clear, crystalline ring sang out.
"Yep, it's armor. Ah! I should just check the skill description! I was so shocked by the name I completely forgot."
"This is not Naked Armor..."
Please change it to a different skill...
A Holy Magic technique developed by Yohan, priest and minion of Sophia, Goddess of Healing. Arms the naked body as armor.
*Performance has been enhanced because Yohan is the original creator. In addition to its base effects, it further increases the user's stats.
*Activating the skill unequips all items and clothing except accessories and weapons. Items cannot be re-equipped until the battle ends.
*Destroyed armor cannot be repaired.
*Grants defense appropriate to the user's level. Activating the skill while wearing anything other than underwear causes defense to plummet.
*Can only be used once per battle.
*Chest plate and groin guard can be detached.
"Detach groin guard."
"Have you lost your mind?! The children can see! Close it at once!"
"Whoa! It's huge!"
"So maaanly."
"Wow..."
That's Dad for you.
"Equip groin guard."
Like the Azure Dragon on the left and the White Tiger on the right, Sophia and Cheonsol flanked me and smacked me across the back. Thanks to the armor, it didn't hurt at all.
"The performance is solid. Looking at the description, it seems like a skill you shouldn't spam mindlessly—more like something you save for when your gear gets wrecked, or when you've got the perfect opening."
"Hmm. Yohan really gets it."
"If you want to rank in games, you've got to understand your skills inside and out."
Maybe in an RPG where grinding time and money makes you stronger it wouldn't matter. But in a fighting game, if you don't understand the purpose and mechanics of the skills you use, you'll be stuck at the bottom forever.
"Lan-lan-i."
"Y-yes?!"
Lan-lan-i trembled as she stared at my groin, her face flushed red. She must have been moved seeing her dad's equipment for the first time.
My cock really was that impressive, huh.
"You can drink the juice now."
"Huh? For real? Yahoo!"
Lan-lan-i gulped down the Phoenix juice. Meanwhile, Cheonsol checked her own new skill.
"This lady's new skill is a recovery technique. At Level 1 I received an offensive skill, so the balance is fitting."
"I was hoping for something better. Shame."
"It is fine. A martial artist speaks not with skills, but with martial arts."
Cheonsol drew her sword, and a blood-red sword aura gathered along the blade. When I casually held out my hand, a long gouge scored across the gauntlet.
"That's no joke. A proper swing would just smash right through the armor."
"The Mad Demon's armor is sturdy indeed. Only a treasured blade forged of ten-thousand-year cold iron could withstand sword aura—and yet. You have truly obtained an excellent skill."
The mutual praise between husband and wife was downright heartwarming. Sophia looked pleased too.
"Lady Sophia. Don't play dumb."
"Huh?"
"Nearly dying buried in your chest. I have not forgotten that grudge."
"Uh—uhh?"
Sophia flailed in a panic. Her eyes spun in circles.
"How about an apology?"
"You lunatic! You were enjoying it too!"
I mean, I was enjoying it, but that was a harsh way to put it. In times like these, I needed to borrow the power of my virtuous, devoted wife who always took my side.
"The Mad Demon is indeed mad."
"..."
"Why do you look at me so? Does Mad Demon not mean a mad demon to begin with?"
"—Mm-hmm. That's right."
The one who'd catch my rage turned out to be Lirota. I struck the spirit sharply in the solar plexus, and Lirota crumpled to the ground bawling.
"Mom, Mom. We drink spirit blood, so is it okay to drink tears too?"
"Tears are bitter and salty, so they don't taste good."
"Oh, okay."
"Materials..."
"—Our Evni is right! Spirit tears are a rare material, so harvest them quick! Lirota! Cry more!"
Evni and Krista beat on Lirota and wrung out the tears. Our daughter had grown up so well. You had to gather precious materials while you could.
"Anyway, Lady Sophia. I'll settle this grudge with this."
I waved the massage technique manual we'd gotten as a reward from Nguyen. Sophia's eyes tracked the book as it swayed, then she hung her head.
"You know what happens after the raid, right?"
"Fine..."
"Alright then—we've leveled up, we've got new skills. Let's go clear the tentacle spider!"
"Today's attempts are used up. We have to wait until tomorrow..."
"Ah."
In that case, we'd rest up for a day and go tomorrow. Tonight I'd just have to torment Cheonsol instead.
Having recovered her realm at Level 2, Cheonsol was incredible. Whether the level correction applied to intimate areas too, her breasts had more bounce, and her pussy was tighter as well.
Thanks to that, we went at it for quite a while. If there hadn't been thumping noises coming from the kids' room, we probably would have gone straight through the night.
"Cheonsol, you're in great condition today. Your face is glowing."
"Heh. That is because last night was most satisfying."
"Yohan is... hmm. Same as usual."
"Yeah, I'm always like this."
Thank you, Diamond Body. At least I never had to worry about dying in bed.
"How about you, Lan-lan-i?"
"My laaady! Look at this!"
Lan-lan-i flung blood, and it caught fire.
"I drank Phoenix blood and figured out elemental conversion!"
"Lan-lan-i."
"I figured it out!"
Evni, who had been playing house with Krista using a spirit play set, wriggled her fingers. Lulu, who had been reading a necromancy textbook, raised a skeleton high. Na-a, who still hadn't gotten any upgrades, drooped her tail dejectedly.
"Mm-hmm. Excellent. Lan-lan-i is going to be a key card for sniping the minions people roll for Spring Season."
"Lan-lan-i is awesome!"
"It should work great on the tentacle spider too. Let's go!"
Sophia summoned the tentacle spider. This was already our third raid. This time, we were going to clear it for sure.