Practice Battle (3)
The moment I activated the skill, my hands moved on their own and tore at Evrande’s clothes.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
“Yohan! Stop that right now!”
“Impregnating…? Don’t tell me that’s your minion’s skill?”
“It’s not!”
Sophia shot back on pure reflex, then couldn’t bear the shame and buried her face in her hands.
“Why would you use a skill like that?!”
Honestly, I felt pretty wronged. Why wouldn’t I use a skill that was made to be used? No matter how embarrassing it was, it was still an S-class skill. And sex was a fantastic full-body workout that drained stamina from both men and women alike.
“Don’t tear them! My clothes—these are precious clothes my parents gave me…!”
The more her treasured outfit ripped, the more Evrande’s face crumpled into pure misery. Mental damage on top of everything else—perfect.
Once I’d roughly shredded the outer layers, her panties and cute little breasts came into view. The fabric still clinging over her nipples left her in a deliciously precarious state.
“Grrr. I can’t hold back anymore.”
“Y-you perverted human! If you so much as touch my chest—hyaah?!”
Evrande swung for a slap, but I simply buried my face between her breasts and dodged. The stubborn fabric that had resisted my fingers finally gave way when I bit down and ripped it apart with my teeth.
Pink areolas appeared. While I’d been tearing the cloth, a soft little bump had brushed my cheek—so that had been her nipple.
“Why isn’t it light green? I figured an elf’s nipples would be light green.”
Major disappointment. Evrande, still glaring daggers at me, suddenly muttered in a hollow voice.
“Sylphid got reverse-summoned…?”
“So now you’ve got nothing left to stop me with, huh?”
“Hiiiek!”
All the venom drained from Evrande’s face the instant hope vanished. Tears welled in the eyes looking up at me.
“Just stop already, hic… Why… you already won…”
“Looks like I can’t stop the skill.”
More accurately, I didn’t want to. My first real-life sex, and I got to take an elf? No way I was stopping.
“Then I wouldn’t even be a man!”
“Stop! I said stop! You perverted human! If you stop right now I’ll forgive everything! So quit it this instant!”
The venom returned to Evrande’s eyes. A woman with wet lashes glaring at you? In our industry that was a reward. My little buddy instantly hardened.
With seven times my usual strength I tore her pants open too. Pure-white panties appeared underneath.
“Not leaf-woven panties, huh?”
Another letdown. A nature-loving elf should absolutely be wearing underwear made of natural materials. She’d gotten way too civilized.
“You crazy bastard.”
“That’s me.”
“You absolute fucking lunatic! I’ll kill you!”
Enraged, Evrande flailed her arms and legs wildly. Had she just been conserving strength this whole time? Pinning her down wasn’t easy.
Why was an S-class skill this bad at subduing someone? The second the complaint formed, a sudden flash of insight hit me on how to neutralize her.
Elves’ ears were erogenous zones. Sensitivity varied by individual, and Evrande’s were especially sensitive.
Knowledge I’d never known just popped into my head. A hidden effect of Impregnating, maybe? Following the instinct, I stroked her ear.
“Hyaaauut.”
Strength fled her limbs. Her eyelids fluttered loose and she went slack-faced for a second, then her eyes flew wide in disbelief at her own reaction—and it was so damn cute I almost died.
“Th-this isn’t right!”
“Ears are pretty sensitive, huh?”
“Nooo…”
I slowly traced the outer shell of her ear, then pinched the lobe hard. Evrande’s face melted all over again. Now! I yanked her panties off in one swift motion.
“Your bush matches your hair color.”
That proper elf light-green was honestly soothing to look at.
“Don’t look!”
“Want me to play with your ears more?”
“You son of a biiitch… hnnk…”
I’d done the right ear earlier, so I caressed the left one next and she went limp again. While she was busy savoring the touch, she mumbled,
“What did you do to me… My body feels weird. I never slacked on training enough that just having my ears touched would make me this weak…”
“You’ve never had sex even once, right?”
“How dare you question my purity! An elf takes only one partner for life!”
Evrande went into full seizure mode. I stroked her ear again as a “calm down” gesture and she turned obedient once more. Safe to touch her pussy now, right?
I’d done this plenty of times in adult VR games, but this was the first real pussy I’d ever touched. And a virgin elf’s at that—how would it feel?
First I checked the exterior with my bare eyes. The light-green pubic hair was sparse enough that it didn’t completely hide the translucent skin beneath. She’d clearly kept it neat; not a stray hair in sight. Pretty.
“Don’t look!”
As if proving her virginity, her pussy was tightly closed, yet her clit was already poking out. Evrande had the firm, slim build of someone who trained hard, which meant there wasn’t much padding on her mound.
That only made the clit stand out more. Like a sprout pushing up through asphalt, it seized my full attention. It looked so proud I couldn’t help but put my tongue on it.
“Hiiieut!”
Her thighs clenched hard. The reaction was so good I went all-in on cunnilingus.
Time to show off the techniques I’d polished in VR! I’d worried a real woman might smell, but Evrande’s scent was nothing but fragrant. Sweeter than any fruit—my tongue actually tingled.
“Hnnk, hnnn, st-stop… stop it…”
“Already feeling it?”
I lifted my head because I wanted to see her face. First thing that came into view was her chest rising and falling in rapid pants, then the palms covering her face and the ears flushed bright red.
So elves’ ears turn red when they’re aroused. Good to know. Even if I couldn’t see her expression, the ears alone would tell me whether I was doing a good job.
“Still a virgin and already getting off with your pussy dripping? This is why elves get called ‘erolves.’”
“Do not insult the elves.”
She dropped her hands and shot pure killing intent at me. Fat lot of good it did inside my palm. I flicked her clit with my tongue and it swelled even bigger than before. When I gave it a light nibble, her hips jerked.
“Hyaaaaah!!!”
“Damn, you’re sensitive. Even the girls in eroge weren’t this easy.”
“No. I am not lewd. My body is just weird right now because you did something strange!”
“I said sensitive, not lewd. Sounds like I hit a nerve.”
“…”
Evrande, who’d been ready to argue hard, fell silent. Looked like she’d completely lost the will to resist. The second I decided to take my pants off, the clothes simply vanished on their own.
Another effect of Impregnating?
“Clothes! Yohan! Put your clothes back on! Hurry!”
“What the hell is that…”
The goddesses watching shrieked in horror. I couldn’t spare them any attention. My completely untrained body had transformed into the perfectly balanced musculature of a game character, but that was nothing compared to how much my cock had grown.
Where had the average Korean dick gone, and why was this monster here instead? I grabbed it just to make sure it wasn’t an illusion—it was real. Size was one thing, but the hardness was insane; even a black guy would have trouble competing.
If I’d started a sex cult back on Earth, I probably would’ve gotten dozens of messages by now.
“Hyaaak!!!”
The sight of my raging cock made Evrande scream and try to scramble away. I caught her by the thighs as she frantically crawled on all fours.
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“G-get it away! Get that thing away! It’s disgusting!”
“My cock is disgusting?”
“Hiiiek!”
“You hate it so much it’s hurting my feelings. Guess I’ll have to heal that wounded heart.”
I forced her legs apart and nestled between her thighs. There was still a little distance left, yet the tip of my cock kept poking her ass.
She had abs and solid thighs, so I’d expected a firm butt, but it was surprisingly soft. The head pressed into the flesh and sank in a little.
Rubbing my glans against that silky ass felt amazing.
“Something hard is poking my butt…”
“You think it’s only going to poke your butt?”
“S-stop! I lost! You’ve done more than enough already! Just stop!”
“Ever heard of the fire-truck game?”
“Fire truck?”
“A fire truck doesn’t stop even for red lights.”
A man about to fuck a woman doesn’t stop halfway either. Maybe if this were one of those Japanese manga with a eunuch protagonist. Watching those assholes who get a free pass and then spout garbage like “I want to treasure you” makes me want to punch them in the face.
When Evrande tried to resist again, I rubbed her pussy with my hand. Even softer than her ass. As I toyed with her outer lips she teared up and called for Dohoyo.
“Master! Master! Please end the battle! I can’t lose my virginity!”
“Sorry. I already tried. It didn’t work.”
“Ah…”
Evrande sank into despair. A single tear rolled down her cheek. Was she finally done fighting? I kept rubbing, then slipped a finger inside.
Warm and wet. I’d expected the inside to be as sparse as the outside, but I felt little ridges and bumps. A pleasant betrayal.
“Hiiiek! Something’s inside! Something went in!”
She shoved at me with everything she had, arms thrashing against my chest, legs kicking, trying to kick me in the face.
Pointless struggle. I pinched her clit and she went limp.
“Hnnnngh…”
“Just give up already. Once Impregnating is activated, you’ve got no other path.”
“No, no…”
“And you got turned on too.”
I pulled my finger out; a thin string of love juice came with it. I held it up right in front of her eyes like a trophy, and her pupils went empty.
“Ah…?”
“I’m putting it in now.”
I’d drawn this out long enough. I pushed my cock into the virgin elf’s pussy.