Dad Is Awesome! (1)
"Woooah! Cheonsol won!!"
"Mommy wooo~n!!!"
The two women bounced around in pure delight. Sophia had her arm slung around my shoulder and was rubbing her chest all over me, and holding on to my sanity was getting harder by the second.
If my hands had been free, I would have been freely kneading those big, soft tits to my heart's content—but right now I had Lan-lan-i. She was bouncing around like a little kid on a trampoline, and one palm simply wasn't enough to keep her under control.
"Mommy's the coolest! Mommy's amaaazing! Mommy's the best!"
"Heh heh."
With the battles all finished, we gathered in the Colosseum stands. Cheonsol wore a victor's smile as she took Lan-lan-i from me.
"Was this lady truly that magnificent? The greatest in the world?"
"Yeah yeah! Mommy's the greatest in the world! She went pow! papow! and smashed that mean spider!"
My hands were free.
"And what was the coolest part?"
"Bloodsteel! The blood went all sparkly-sparkly! It was so pretty!"
Still riding the high of victory, Sophia's tits were pressing into my chin and my chest at the same time. That warm, soft give. No bra today.
With her rubbing against me like this, even if I added a second hand she probably wouldn't notice, right? I shifted my arm carefully so she wouldn't catch on.
"Can I do it like Mommy too?"
"Of course you can. Lan-lan-i inherited this lady's talents and the Mad Demon's—you will most certainly be able to."
Squish.
I gently rubbed the underside of her breast with my palm. That heavy weight! The feel of it made not getting to claim the Arachne not sting even a little.
"When?"
"When you're all grown up?"
"When do I get all grown up?"
"Vampirs grow quickly. A hundred nights of sleep should do it, no?"
Squish-squish.
Flesh that mashed like bread dough yet still pushed up between my fingers. The nipples she'd been disguising as ordinary ones were starting to poke out, jabbing against her chest.
I wanted skin-to-skin contact—not over clothes. I wanted to roll those nipples freely until breathless little moans slipped from Sophia's lips.
"Our Cheonsol! You did so well!"
But Sophia had already dashed over to Cheonsol, so I never even got the chance. Next time—next time I'd invent an excuse she absolutely couldn't wriggle out of, and then for sure…!
"How harmonious~."
The Arachne's voice yanked us back to reality. I hid the hand that was still going feral for more of Sophia's chest behind my back and glared at Ellis.
Those luscious lips and that mouth made for sucking still looked just as tempting on a second look. I hadn't seen an Arachne's pussy, but it had to be pretty. As for the nipples… spider silk might come out of them, so better stick to touching and skip the sucking.
"Yeah! We won!"
"Did anyone say otherwise? I simply said you looked harmonious~."
Sophia puffed out her cheeks at the teasing. The Arachne was hot, sure—but our goddess was still the best.
"Anyway, what a shame~. I was hoping for some rich, ovulatory mating with that human male over there."
"You are never getting Yohan!"
"Coveting him is useless. The Mad Demon is this lady's husband."
"Yeah! The Mad Demon is Mommy's husband!"
All three women closed ranks against Ellis. Unfazed as ever, Ellis still threw me a flirtatious look despite the triple blockade.
"You there, human male? Shall we meet again next time? I'll be looking forward to it~."
"Wh—"
Sophia tried to fire back immediately, but Ellis had already vanished. Random-pulled right out of the match, Sophia stood there trembling with rage.
"Cheonsol. Next time you meet her, crush her even more overwhelmingly."
"This lady shall train further as well."
How do you calm down two women shaking with fury? Divert their attention somewhere else.
"Shall we queue up another match right away? We might run into that Arachne again."
"Yohan. You just want to see the Arachne's chest again, don't you?"
Way too sharp. I didn't just want to look—I wanted to step up and claim her myself—but I had to keep that buried.
"Cheonsol's going to win them all anyway. Right?"
"For once the Mad Demon speaks sense. Even should we meet again, that insolent spider shall not surpass this lady."
"Then let's queue it up."
Ideally she'd run into an opponent she couldn't beat. Then I'd pull off a dramatic victory and leave Sophia starstruck.
And then… those no-bra tits would be mine.
"Damn it, damn it!"
"As expected, you were nursing some filthy scheme. The Mad Demon's insides are far too transparent—that is his failing."
"Mad Demon's insides transparent?"
"Transparent, and black."
"Transparent but black? That's weird!"
Cheonsol casually crushed the other two gods' minions as well.
"Cheonsol… you were supposed to be only moderately strong!"
"Caught red-handed and now you praise me? Unexpectedly pleasant to hear. I ask that you continue praising me steadily from now on."
"Cheonsol. Don't engage with the pervert."
"Mad Demon is a pervert?"
"Ah—"
Flustered, Sophia clapped her hands over Lan-lan-i's ears.
"That's a bad word. Good little Lan-lan-i shouldn't hear it."
"Mistress is weird too! I can still hear everything!"
Look on the bright side. I hadn't corrupted cute, pure Lan-lan-i—so as a dad, that was a win.
"Mad Demon is a pervert! Mistress is weird!"
"Lady Sophia…"
Had Cheonsol just used Sophia's name? We hadn't been together that long, but I'd never seen her look that furious. It was even more murderous than when the Arachne announced she'd mated with me.
"U-uhh?"
"This lady wishes to raise Lan-lan-i properly."
"I think so too. I'll only use good, pretty words."
"That is a promise."
Having delivered her firm warning, Cheonsol's expression cleared. Sophia, who'd been shaking in terror, clung to me.
I just stood here and this happens? Free W! I enjoyed the feel of those magnificent divine-power pouches while comforting her.
"Don't be so scared. Cheonsol only said that because she cares about you, Lady Sophia."
"You think so?"
"Of course."
Stroke, stroke.
I was petting her head in secret and she still didn't notice. Would she notice if I touched her chest?
"Yohan."
"Yes ma'am."
"Hands off."
"Yes ma'am."
"I can never let my guard down with you. The second you get an opening, you're trying to grab something."
"Is touching boobs bad?"
Lan-lan-i's pure little question and Cheonsol's savage killing intent hit me at the same time.
"Mad Demon."
"I touch Mommy's boobs whenever I'm hungry! Was the Mad Demon hungry too, so he touched Mistress's boobs?"
Huh? If I play this right…
"Mad Demon."
"Haha. That's right. But Daddy's the kind of person who can eat food and still fill up his stomach, so it's okay. He can hold back."
"Wooow! I can't hold back when I'm hungry. Mad Demon is a grown-up! I wanna be a grown-up fast too!"
"Sleep a hundred nights and Lan-lan-i will be a grown-up too."
"Mommy, I'm gonna sleep right now! I wanna be a grown-up!"
"Is that so?"
"Yeah! So gimme mama-milk!"
"You were hungry, then."
Cheonsol latched Lan-lan-i onto her breast. She was producing milk even without drinking my blood?
"It tastes different! Before it was sweet, but now it's all tingly-tingly!"
"That would be because this lady absorbed a little of the Arachne's blood. Is it good?"
"Yeah!"
A Vampir's breast milk changes flavor depending on the species they've fed on. Noted…
Watching the mother-daughter nursing session with a warm smile, Sophia made a suggestion.
"Oh! We've been battling every day and we're all tired, so how about we go out today? Lan-lan-i needs to learn about the world too—let's go play in the Starting Village!"
"An excellent idea."
I was on board too. I'd earned divine power like a dog, so I ought to spend it like a lord. Just thinking about that Saehrimnir whole roast I'd tasted before made my mouth water.
"Let's go right now!"
"I figured you'd like that, Yohan. You've been itching to get to work, haven't you?"
"Huh?"
"You're a newbie minion so you can't use the community boards—the message came to me. They said they want you to do the work you promised?"
"Ah."
I'd completely forgotten. Ideally I didn't want to work at all—but I'd foisted that burden named Kim the Dwarf onto them, so I had to take responsibility.
"Let's go…"
"Let's go! To the Primordial Village!"
"Calling the Starting Village the Primordial Village… you have been far too thoroughly corrupted by the Mad Demon."
"Ah. This is all Yohan's fault!"
I was just standing there and still got hit. She really only picks on me.
Lan-lan-i was happy. The Primordial Village expanded her whole world. It was on a completely different level from Sophia's dark, boring divine realm, or the house that only had a few pieces of furniture and the Mad Demon's workshop.
"Is the cotton candy tasty?"
"Yeah! Mommy try some too!"
"Heh heh. Just watching Lan-lan-i eat fills this lady's stomach."
"Lan-lan-i. Want some of my cotton candy too?"
"Mistress is the best!"
Mommy's tingly milk had been nice, but a little kid's palate preferred sweet things. Happiness spread across Lan-lan-i's face as she held cotton candy in both hands and took bites from each in turn.
Cheonsol and Sophia teared up watching the cotton candy stuck around Lan-lan-i's mouth. She was so cute they could barely contain the emotion.
"What an adorable child."
Even a passing god couldn't resist Lan-lan-i's cuteness and struck up a conversation. Its form—a giant eyeball with wings—was grotesque enough to strike terror into any human, but Lan-lan-i felt no fear, simply because its pupils were red.
Same red as Mommy's!
If anything, she felt a fondness for it.
"Wanna eat this?"
"Lan-lan-i. One must use polite speech with adults."
"Would you like some?"
"What a good child. I'm fine, thank you."
"Then Lan-lan-i will eat it all?"
"Eat as much as you like."
Lan-lan-i was twice as happy. Bouncing around on Cheonsol's palm, she suddenly felt an empty spot.
"But where's the Mad Demon?"
"You miss Yohan?"
"Yeah! I wanna give him cotton candy!"
"The forge is far too hot a place for Lan-lan-i."
"But I still wanna see him!"
"Then let us go in, and if it is too hot we shall simply hand over the cotton candy and come back out."
"Mommy's the best!"
The moment Lan-lan-i stepped into the forge, the heat made her scrunch up her face. Even the cotton candy she'd been saving for the Mad Demon melted, leaving her hands sticky.
"Are you all right?"
Cheonsol asked worriedly, but Lan-lan-i didn't hear her. She was too busy watching the Mad Demon swinging a hammer among the dwarves to spare any attention for little things.
"Hahahaha! Yohan! You've got a real knack for hammer work!"
"I don't wanna work…"
"Letting talent like that rot would be a crime! Finish that up and come work with me!"
The Mad Demon, pouring sweat, muscles rippling. Every time the hammer rang out clang clang, the shape of the metal changed.
So cool…
Deep in Lan-lan-i's chest, something she'd inherited from Yohan stirred.