Chapter 187
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 187
Chapter Title: (I Want to Be Fucked Like a Dog Outdoors) (1)
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On the last day of the golden holiday, I returned to Carnea Academy.
Clarice and Elaris made it obvious they hated to see me go, but rather than cling, they saw me off with refreshing words about meeting again if fate allowed.
"Well then, take care, both of you."
"Yes! Thank you. Safe travels, Professor."
"Yaaawn... Huh?... We're already home... Yawn... Eugene... Thanks for walking me... See you later..."
Lilith supported the yawning Iris and led her into the house.
"Come on, Professor, snap out of it. You need to wash up before bed."
"Yaaawn... But... Lilith... I'm... so... sleepy... My eyes... keep... closing..."
"No buts! I'll help you, so get up already."
It was almost like Iris and Lilith had swapped roles.
I'd known they were close before, but ever since the pink-haired girl's secret came out, they acted like real sisters.
'Well, they're blood-related even if it's distant. Better they get along.'
Satisfied, I watched their retreating figures for a moment before calling up my status window.
[Trait has evolved!]
[Prince on the Bed (Rank B+)] > [Emperor on the Bed (Rank A+)]
- No one can defeat you on the bed anymore! The stamina that survived a kiss from the Succubus Queen! Any woman who tastes you once will become your prisoner!
- All acts with the opposite sex receive tremendous bonuses!
- All sexual acts receive transcendent bonuses!
- All targets who have sex with you have sensitivity increased up to '500%'!
- You can instinctively grasp the opposite sex's erogenous zones.
I'd read it a dozen times already, but my lips still curled into a grin every time.
For a trip to Iris's hometown with no real plans, the results were absurd.
I uncovered the lewd pink one's secret, got a gift from Lilith, and above all, 'Prince on the Bed' evolved.
Honestly, even without the first two, the trait's growth alone made this holiday a massive success.
After all, alongside 'Tamer', 'Prince on the Bed' was basically my lifeline.
'Without it, I'd have died a hundred times over...'
No wonder I felt so attached.
But putting sentiment aside, 'Prince on the Bed' was a trait I'd never seen while playing Academy's Tamer.
So I had no clue how it grew—or even if it could.
That made this surprise evolution all the sweeter.
'Just how broken is this thing gonna get...'
Even at B+ rank, it performed like an S-rank.
Now at A+, 'Emperor on the Bed'—imagining its power sent shivers down my spine.
The description alone was anything but ordinary.
Transcendent bonuses for sexual acts...
In the Academy's Tamer world, 'transcendent' was a rare descriptor. That said it all about how ridiculous this trait was.
"Can't wait to try it out."
My heart raced just thinking about using 'Emperor on the Bed'.
"...Eek!"
Then a very familiar voice cried out ahead.
It was more a shriek than a voice, but unmistakable.
"...Bianca?"
I dismissed the status window and called out, but no sign of her.
If not for the purple hair poking from the bushes, I'd have thought I misheard.
'Hmm...'
I didn't know the details, but she was hiding like she didn't want to see me.
'...Is she mad?'
Having spent the whole holiday at the lewd succubus mom's hometown, it made sense.
Bianca was the jealous type, looks notwithstanding.
Teasing her jealousy was fun usually, but I wasn't cruel enough to poke at her right after reuniting.
'Gotta cheer her up first.'
I loosened my uniform tie and headed toward the bushes.
The rustling grew louder the closer I got.
Did she still think she was hidden?
Like a puppy thinking its head under the blanket made it invisible—I couldn't help chuckling.
I stopped a polite distance away.
"What're you doing there? You've been spotted, so come on out."
"I-I'm... not Bianca! S-so... stay back!!"
"Didn't say it was you. Fine, come out already. Or should I come to you?"
"S-stay... away!! G-get closer and you're dead!!"
Seeing me approach, Bianca threatened like a cornered animal.
'...This... is the worst!'
What went wrong? She thought she'd hidden perfectly, but how'd he spot her?
Bianca frantically combed her hair with her hands, but the bush-tangled mess refused to cooperate.
'...Why... why now of all times...!'
Truth be told, her hair wasn't the only issue.
No need to pinpoint—it was her whole body, a disaster.
Today was the holiday's end, and she knew Eugene was coming back.
That's why she'd finished her mission on schedule and returned to Carnea.
'But did we have to run into each other right now?!'
In this massive academy, what were the odds?
The world was toying with her.
She didn't need to be dolled up every time.
But at least after a shower!
If so, she'd have melted happily in his arms.
Sure, she'd be a bit miffed about him sticking with other girls the whole holiday, as he'd guessed.
But the ache of not seeing him for so long outweighed it.
If they'd met in bed, she'd have unleashed all the coquettishness she'd held back from embarrassment.
'...But not like this. Absolutely not.'
In this state, she couldn't flirt—couldn't even face him.
Sniffing her armpit to check her scent, Bianca froze.
'Definitely reeks of sweat...'
No need to sniff; she hadn't bathed in days.
'Yeah, time to bolt...'
A woman—or even human—couldn't be this unprepared.
Her pride screamed not to let her beloved see her like this.
"See? It is Bianca."
"Kyaaaaah!"
The voice behind her made Bianca leap up, cursing.
"Y-you bastard!! I said... stay away, why don't you listen!!"
She glared up at me, eyes brimming with tears.
'...That's why I said no.'
Her disheveled look told the tale.
Not mad—embarrassed.
But she'd overlooked one thing.
Sure, she was filthy, but to me, Bianca was still adorable.
I shrugged and shot back.
"Why make me sad right off the bat? You're the one who dodged me."
"If you... knew I was dodging, just pretend not to notice!!"
Bianca shrieked at my sly grin.
After some playful bickering with Bianca—the first in ages—I headed back to the dorm.
I'd tried bringing her along, but she flat-out refused until she showered, so I came alone.
"Master!"
"E-Eugene... Welcome back."
Opening the door, Lucia and Vivian greeted me as always.
"Yeah, I'm back."
As I hugged them both, savoring their warmth, I noticed Vivian glancing at Lucia more than usual.
"Vivian, something up?"
"N-no, nothing. While you were gone, Lucia took such good care of me—every day was fun and happy. R-really, nothing happened."
Looks like Vivian got an earful from Lucia in my absence.
'...Lemme guess.'
Probably busted for jumping the gun on the invitation-only event promise.
And sure enough, Lucia smiled innocently.
"...Master. Weren't you supposed to go with Vivian to the invitationals? I'd made plans too. Such a shame."
"Eek... S-sorry."
"No, Vivian, why apologize? It was my fault for not expecting you'd beat me to it. Right, Vivian?"
"..."
Yeah, roasted just like that.
I shot Vivian a sympathetic look for enduring it without me.
"Master. Your family really won't come?"
"Didn't tell 'em. They won't."
I answered Lucia firmly.
I'd sent Emma a letter ahead, blocking all info on the event.
I still remembered the stare-down between Lucia and the Calliope ladies at that old banquet.
Only a madman would invite them to an event full of empire VIPs.
'...Imagine that scene? Horrifying.'
A phantom "orabuni" echoed somewhere. I shook my head and sighed.