Concerning the Addition of a Harem Academy to the Munchkin Hunter Genre
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Damn demons and uncle party finally behind me—Earth felt awfully nostalgic after my long-awaited return. It'd been twenty years of sword-and-sorcery meals in that fantasy world, so I'd half-worried it might've gone full cyberpunk on me. But no, the hazy memories of my high school days matched the scenery perfectly. Seoul's towering skyscrapers, the gridlocked roads, even the fine dust choking the sky—it was all the same.
Well, this was modern Earth. If it'd jumped to an era of trendy implant cyborgs, that'd be a delivery screw-up of epic proportions.
'Okay so far.'
Whether the Goddess had pulled strings or not, my outfit was a far cry from the armor I'd worn over there: a North Face puffer jacket and fleece-lined jeans. Yeah, straight out of my high school uniform days. Made me feel ancient saying it, but facts were facts.
[202x-12-11]
[12:30]
The only odd bit? My phone in the jacket pocket showed a date off by about two years from what I remembered. Had she compressed twenty years into two to avoid messing with the world's balance? Checking my status, I felt like I had about ten percent of my hero-era power. Maybe the time skip was to make folks buy the change.
'This right, Goddess?'
I mulled it over internally, but no reply from her. She'd always chatted freely back there, and the deal included hopping worlds on demand, so the line wasn't cut—just weakened across dimensions, or maybe she was taking a peek break. Or protecting my privacy in case I got up to shady stuff now that I was here.
'Nah, no way.'
From what I knew, the nominal guardian of order and causality was a total voyeur who got her kicks spying on daily life. No way she'd miss content of her freshly returned hero frolicking happily.
[......]
No answer. Something must be up. Feeling uneasy, I popped into a nearby fast-food joint for some overdue soda.
Beep!
Wallet from the Goddess worked fine—cash and cards scanned perfectly. So far, so good. Maybe I was overthinking, but after sitting in a quiet spot and scrolling the internet for a few minutes...
"...Whoa."
Hunters. Mana. Dungeons. This world was spilling weirdness without even trying to hide it. Felt a world away from the peaceful Earth I'd hoped for.
'What the hell? For real?'
No way she expected me to grind here too?
['Goddess of Order' claims it's a misunderstanding and she had no choice for the sake of causality.]
Misunderstanding my ass—causality bullshit. Tempted to slap her through the void.
[Th-that! Don't say such harsh things to your friendly Goddess buddy of a few years! It'll hurt her feelings? (ㅁ_ㅠ)]
'Knew you could reply right away, Goddess.'
[Ahh! Misunderstanding! Different world means I can't chat as freely as before!]
Can't chat freely, but totally lurking and eavesdropping? Busted.
[Ah, aah!]
This Goddess was a sly one—playing innocent while loving pranks. I'd seen it too many times to fall for it now.
[C'mon, Hero. Don't make me sound like some evil god. Dimensional rules mean I can't send you to the same world/time. Plus, I granted all your requests? (ㅎ^ㅎ)]
[Gave you top-tier abilities—check 'em out. Plenty of cash, no money worries. Even scouted a world perfect for romance and career luck?]
[You sang about wanting a munchkin hunter world or harem academy over some trash isekai possession fantasy. I did it all! Not apocalypse-level—prime for hunter success!]
The Goddess rambled on about why this world was perfect while I demolished my pre-ordered Quattro Cheeseburger set. She got antsier as I ate in silence.
Huh. So not interstellar flight or space demon extermination this time—a hunter world with a twist. I'd wanted pure romcom school life, but here we were.
As I mentally tallied reasons to smite her later, one line stuck.
"Wait. Harem academy? Saw it's already third-year graduation season."
[Eh, hey! I totally considered that! Not scheming—got a divination from my neighbor goddess friend to pick this one!]
['Flow of Fate' reluctantly affirms her friend's pull.]
Dragging in another world's chief god? Not total solo tyranny, then. After exhausting her defense, she dropped a key fact.
[Youth starts in college, right? Real romance is the adult main story! (ㅎ^ㅎ)]
Originally high school first-year me was already past college entrance exams here.
The so-called Special Ability Exam: not your standard academics, but testing dungeon/monster knowledge and special powers like magic or aura.
Obviously, fresh-off-the-boat me knew zilch about this world's details. I could handle interstellar demon-slaying, but local common sense? No clue.
Thankfully, the damn Goddess hadn't sabotaged my scores—I'd already passed. Not just any school, either: top of the nation, world-renowned Seoul Superhuman Ability Academy. Centuries-old prestigious spot in the Seoul Academy Special Autonomous District. (History details? Clueless.)
Elite school, elite students. Was I back in reality or isekai'd into a novel? At least it was harem academy main, not monster apocalypse hunter grind.
'Yeah, that changes the story big time.'
A weird excitement bubbled up, calming my honest heart. Plus, heading to the Goddess-provided apartment revealed a ritzy luxury complex.
"Ho ho."
Expensive vibes from the exterior alone—probably 5-6 billion won back home. Inside was no letdown: massive living room, three private bedrooms each with en-suites, Han River view from the balcony. Mobile banking showed enough cash for a few more like it.
'...Not bad, surprisingly.'
Superpowers and dungeon monsters were minor hiccups for a decades-long demon-slaying hero. Buy buildings, chill in bed, date— no office grind or long-term society plans for me.
Yeah, if she were here, I'd chew her out, but this was palatable. Unexpected, sure, but maybe better.
'Still, gonna give her an earful as her charge hero later.'
For now, settle in. Loaded with cash, I hit the department store for furniture and clothes, moved into the new pad, decorated rooms, plopped a king-size bed in the master. Mattress softer than medieval dreams.
Yeah, little luxuries like this I'd missed. Finished cleaning, ordered jokbal, cracked a beer—and memories of pre-summon manga/movies hit.
'Wonder if they exist here.'
Curious search: surprisingly, yes. Not identical, but present. Watched one—got a mild-to-major shock.
No protagonist death at the end or heroine dumps, but major drifts.
Fresh lines and scenes from my smartphone left me stunned. Male heroes turned female. Magical girls now boys. Famous hero flicks fully gender-flipped.
What did it mean? Hated to process it, but ex-otaku instincts clicked.
──I could do this all day.
Overall similar world, but with a reversal twist. Men didn't wear skirts and makeup—women were just stronger, so they took those roles naturally.
Made me special in a way, but kinda dizzying.
──Girl-Vengers, assemble.
Ugh, my head.