Chapter 80
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 80
Chapter Title: Enjoy! Uterus Sex Test! (1)
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'Are they in the middle of a lovers' quarrel?'
Mabel's party had crossed paths with Smoothie's party several times before, so Kalt was no stranger to seeing Angela pout because of something Smoothie did, only for Smoothie to desperately try to soothe her.
But.
'Something feels really off today.'
Usually, when Angela got upset, she'd drag Smoothie off to a hotel, or his barrage of passionate love confessions would eventually calm her down.
Not this time, though. Smoothie looked rough around the edges, and even when he tried to whisper sweet nothings, Angela just nitpicked or outright ignored him.
The uterus sex experience was important, sure, but they were still fellow hero parties.
And in Kalt's personal opinion, he and Smoothie weren't on bad terms. He couldn't just ignore the guy's predicament.
Kalt started by analyzing the situation based on what he could see.
Smoothie's haggard face.
Angela's skin, glistening ever so slightly.
And the snippet of conversation he'd overheard.
That was all he needed.
Putting the pieces together, Kalt reached one clear conclusion.
'Aha, so that's what happened.'
He was nearly 100% certain.
At the same time, he spotted an opportunity in that answer.
'Looks like I won't need to hit up a brothel after all.'
Kalt walked over to Smoothie and Angela.
"Smoothie, Angela. What's going on?"
"Oh? Ka, Kalt~! What a coincidence running into you here~!"
"What do you want? Why are you even talking to us?"
Angela's attitude made it clear she was in a foul mood right now.
Especially since the last time, when Smoothie had tried inviting Kalt to join their party—her affinity for him had taken a nosedive.
"You two seem off from your usual selves. If there's something I can help with, I'd like to."
"Ooh~ Kalt! You're always extending a helping hand to everyone~! So admirable~!"
"This is none of your business. It's not something you can help with anyway!"
"Really? Can't you at least tell me what the problem is? I might actually be useful."
"So persistent..."
Kalt subtly spread his hand as he spoke.
"Believe me. I can help you two. I've helped plenty of people before."
His words carried no sense of dissonance as he withdrew his hand.
Smoothie and Angela snapped out of their brief daze.
Angela puffed out her cheeks a little.
"Fine, whatever. Nothing to lose, right? But I'm not talking here! We don't discuss this stuff in public!"
"Got it. Then... follow me. I know a place where we can talk in private."
"Thanks, Kalt~!"
"Yeah, thanks, I guess."
'I should be the one thanking you guys.'
"What? Why'd you bring us here?"
The place Kalt led Smoothie and Angela to was a lodging inn.
Not just any ordinary inn, either.
It was the kind of spot built outside the night district for guys and girls to sneak away for some private time—a so-called love hotel.
For reference, Angela was used to dragging Smoothie back to their own inn for this sort of thing, so this place felt unfamiliar to her.
"No one will overhear us here, right? Plus, it's daytime, so hardly any passersby."
"Hmm~ But you had to pay the room fee, Kalt~!"
"Can't be helped. A room fee's pocket change for us anyway, isn't it? Your problem matters more."
"Ooh~ Kalt! That kind heart of yours is truly touching~!"
"Save the flattery. So, you gonna tell me now? What's the issue?"
"It's all Smoothie's fault."
Starting by blaming Smoothie, Angela opened up.
Lately, she'd been having sex with him nonstop.
She wanted more of his affection, and honestly, sex just felt good.
But no matter that Smoothie was a hero, he couldn't compare to Angela—a full-fledged vanguard with muscles and overflowing stamina.
Especially when it came to sex.
Unlike Angela, who could keep going in a heated frenzy even after climaxing, Smoothie wasn't some inborn stud or succubus. His virility had limits.
Sure, as a hero, he lasted way longer than an average guy.
But a full week straight.
Not your run-of-the-mill lovey-dovey romps, either—hardcore creampie sessions.
Even Smoothie couldn't endure that.
So today, their day off.
She'd tempted him first thing in the morning, and he'd mustered what strength he had to give it a go.
-S-Sorry, Angela~! I can't... anymore~!
-What!?
Right when things were heating up, his stamina gave out, cutting them short—and Angela got seriously pissed.
"So that's how it went down."
It was embarrassing to spill the intimate details to someone else, but her trust in Kalt made it possible.
"Kalt~! Got any ideas~?"
Kalt flashed a gentle smile and declared confidently.
"Of course I do."
"Ooh~ For real~?"
"Seriously? You know some stamina booster or something?"
"It's exactly this~"
Kalt drew out the words for emphasis, dramatically shrugging one shoulder back as he thrust his arm forward and spread his hand.
Smoothie and Angela figured it was just flair, so they didn't bat an eye.
That was when Kalt hit them with hypnosis, making them forget his words.
"Everything I say from now on is a reliable solution. Nothing weird about it—in fact, it's a happy fix for your problem. So you'll gladly follow my words and instructions."
"Gladly..."
"Happily..."
"Right. And everything I suggest is just to solve this, so nothing strange or embarrassing about it."
"Not embarrassing..."
"Nothing strange..."
"But you must never tell anyone else about this solution. Doing it isn't embarrassing, but getting caught would be soo humiliating."
"Getting caught is humiliating..."
"Can't tell anyone..."
"Exactly. And... don't freak out at any phenomena I cause. Just accept my explanations right away."
"If Kalt says..."
"Accept it right away..."
With the preliminaries set, Kalt withdrew his hand. This time, no hypnosis—just spreading his hand as he spoke.
"We develop Angela's body."
"Develop my body?"
"Hmm, explain in detail, Kalt~!"
"Got it. The root issue is Smoothie can't keep up with Angela's stamina, right?"
"That's right~. Ahh, I can't satisfy my beloved Angela~. It's so heartbreaking~!"
"If you love me, shouldn't you push harder?"
"Angela's a warrior, so her stamina's off the charts—can't help that. But the problem isn't just Smoothie. It's Angela too."
"Me too?"
"Yeah. Her body isn't sensitive enough to burn through that stamina with pleasure."
"You mean... I don't feel it with Smoothie?"
"No, you feel it averagely. But average pleasure alone... won't wear out Angela's stamina, and more importantly, it exhausts Smoothie. So we develop her body to make her cum easily and intensely."
"Exaa~ctly! If Angela gets so sensitive from sex with me that her stamina drains out, perfect~!"
"That's it."
"How do you make my body more sensitive?"
"Simple. Of course..."
Kalt placed a hand on his chest.
"I'll make Angela's body super sensitive from now on. Through sex."
Normally, she'd snap that he was talking nonsense.
But now, Angela and Smoothie trusted and accepted whatever method Kalt proposed as perfectly natural.
"Brilliant! So you have sex with Angela instead of me to heighten her sensitivity~!"
"You can do that?"
"Yeah. Not widely known. Don't worry—by tonight, I'll develop your body through sex so it's ultra-sensitive. Then sex with Smoothie will feel way better than now."
"Sex with Smoothie... way better than now. Sounds good."
Angela didn't mind the idea of sex with Kalt itself—she just focused on the results and smiled.
"Hmm, Kalt~. What should I do~?"
"Nothing for you, Smoothie. Just trust me and head out first."
Kalt had no intention of putting on a show for Smoothie.
'Not planning to steal her anyway.'
This was just a fun bonus sex to test uterus penetration, sparked by running into their timely issue.
Kalt got to try uterus sex.
The Smoothie-Angela couple got their problem fixed.
Win-win event.
In his past life, Kalt had worked with women.
Some clients had husbands or boyfriends.
With that experience, as long as he wasn't seriously trying to steal her, he felt no unease about bedding Angela, who already had an owner.
Still, he knew to mind his manners to a degree.
Smoothie wasn't a jerk or hostile toward him. No way was Kalt making him watch his beloved Angela get fucked, hypnosis or not.
'If he were an asshole, I'd tell him to jerk off in the corner while watching.'
"Got it~! I'll wait at the inn then~! See you later, Angela~!"
"Yeah. When I get back, you're checking if my body's sensitive enough!"
"O-Okay~!"
Smoothie shuddered as he left the room.
"Alright then..."
Angela stripped naked in a flash, hands on her hips as she faced Kalt.
"Hurry up and fuck me already! Make my body sensitive, quick!"