Lina Has Become Quite a Lewd Woman
"Hah, so she gave you the address after all."
I muttered that as I eyed Karen, who had brazenly opened the door to someone else's house—well, my house—and walked right in. I'd half-expected it, but sure enough. There was no way the emperor would hand over my info without spilling where I lived. Better her showing up when I was home like this than sneaking in while I was out, so I'd deliberately left her behind and headed straight back.
"Have a seat, at least."
I said that to Karen, who was standing awkwardly by the door. She gave me a thoughtful look for a moment before walking over and sitting where I'd pointed.
"You really have to follow the emperor's orders?"
I asked, surprised at how obediently she'd sat at my command. Her face flickered with mild shock at the mention of the emperor from my lips.
"Hm, I don't know how you figured it out, but that's not the point. The point is, I'm curious about your immortal body. So hand over an arm—or even just a finger, if you're feeling generous."
True to form, this woman who defied all common sense spoke those horrific words with a perfectly calm expression. Just as I was thinking I'd gotten tangled up with a real headache, a sharp voice laced with venom cut in from behind me.
"What the hell was that?"
I turned to see Lina had come downstairs to the first floor, thanks to our uninvited guest. And of course, she'd overheard Karen's gruesome suggestion. Clutching my face with both hands, I groaned inwardly.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Doesn't matter who I am. Cut off a finger? What kind of bullshit is that?"
Lina glared daggers at Karen, who glanced at me before starting her explanation.
"I'm Karen Cross from the Magic Tower. I'm just here to get some experimental material because I'm interested in the Hero's unusual physiology."
"...Are you insane?"
Even after Karen revealed her identity, Lina didn't back down an inch. Her eyes screamed she'd stab Karen dead right then and there if she could. I was flustered by this unfamiliar side of Lina, but damn if I didn't like it.
"What's the problem? The Hero's immortal, right? So what's a little chunk of flesh here and there?"
"W-what the fuck are you talking about?"
Lina's face flushed red as she yelled at Karen's shameless words. But in a debate like this, Karen was a monster who transcended Lina's wildest imagination. Common sense didn't apply to her from the start.
"Is there any logical flaw in that?"
"If you want a finger so bad, cut off one of your own first."
"Hm. Well, if that's the condition..."
At Lina's words, Karen summoned her mana and aimed a spell at her own finger. Whether to prove it to Lina or not, I could see the normally colorless, transparent wind magic take shape and descend toward her digit. Of course, she wasn't crazy enough to actually blow off a body part. A finger was something a high priest could heal anyway, and she probably planned to get it fixed right after.
"Stop. Before I actually kill you."
I called out to Karen, who was pulling her obvious ploy, and she glanced at me before canceling the spell on the spot. The reason this woman, who'd flung magic at me nonstop before, was now trying to talk her way into an arm or whatever was obvious. True to her deranged nature, efficiency was everything to her. Back when she didn't know my strength, just chopping was the efficient play. After sparring me once, she'd calculated that negotiation was more efficient.
"I truly can't understand why you're all so angry."
"You wouldn't get it if you pondered it for a lifetime. Anyway, I'm not giving you my arm or a finger. So get out."
"...I can't do that. Hero. Once my curiosity's piqued, I have to satisfy it or I'll never let it go."
Karen said that to me, her face set like she'd resort to force if words failed. She was a tough nut, but I already knew how to persuade her from my memories of her.
"Bullshit. You've got a mountain of unsolved mysteries piling up already."
"...What do you mean?"
"You don't even know the principles behind healing magic right now, do you? Hell, even if you hauled off my whole body instead of just an arm, you'd never crack the secret of my ability in a lifetime."
Karen's face hardened at my words. Most on the continent believed in the goddess, but not everyone did. Karen was a rare atheist, convinced that holy magic ran on some unknown principle she hadn't figured out yet. That's why, in my previous life, she'd joined the Hero's party without hesitation. The Hero had immortality, the saintess wielded healing magic she couldn't explain, the elf queen had an unnaturally long lifespan compared to humans, and that damn dragon was the master of the magic Karen held so sacred.
"So you know the secret?"
"Yeah. But I'm not telling."
"..."
"Figure out the secret of healing magic first. Then maybe I'll endure the pain and let you take an arm. That's efficient, right? Isn't it?"
Karen stared at me thoughtfully. But I knew she wouldn't refuse. In her previous life, her biggest frustration was finding the right answer but having no one to verify it.
"Fine. But I have one question."
I nodded at Karen, who'd accepted my offer, inviting whatever she wanted to ask.
"I hear you know about the secret deal between me and the emperor... Why didn't you kill me?"
She asked with genuine curiosity. From her efficiency-obsessed view, killing her outright would've been the optimal move.
"Because even a nutjob like you has some use somewhere."
I told her that, and she shot back with puzzled eyes.
"Use me? For what?"
"You'll find out eventually. Now get your ass back to the lab and study, you idiot who doesn't even know healing magic's principles."
"...Next time we meet, you'll regret those words."
She replied to that, stood up, and left. She had her quirky side, but she kept her word, so I let out a quiet sigh of relief inside.
"Use her? For what?"
As Karen left, Lina shot me a bratty glare and asked. Just when I thought the tension might ease...
**
"Hngh, haaht... Y-you think this'll make me like it?"
"You love it."
I said that while thrusting into Lina's pussy. Unable to deny it, she clamped down on me instead of answering. Reveling in that familiar sensation, I started rocking my hips slowly. We'd been apart a bit, so she slammed back against me even more fiercely than usual.
"Haaang... Feels good."
I chuckled at how quickly she'd flipped her words. Annoyed by my grin, she pinched my chest lightly with her nails.
"You keep dragging other women here?"
"You saw it. I didn't bring her—I didn't even know she'd show up."
I replied to her jealous glare. It could be exhausting, but to me, it was just adorable. Lina never hid her jealousy anyway, and she knew where to draw the line. I buried my cock deep, and she shuddered, one eye fluttering. Aroused by her lewd expression, I leaned in to claim her lips slowly. Our tongues tangled; when I pulled back a bit, her tongue chased mine out regretfully. That was hot as hell, so I slammed in hard again. She seemed to love the tip battering her womb entrance—her left eye twitched again.
As my cock slid out, she clenched tight like she couldn't bear to let go, gazing at me with half-lidded eyes.
"Huuht... Don't waste it on other bitches—use my pussy right, Hero."
"Haha, should I?"
"Mngh, my pussy tastes way better anyway."
I couldn't help bursting into delighted laughter at her naughty tease. The once-corny country girl had become the lewdest woman around, out of nowhere.