Chirp Chirp - Morning After the Red-Haired Storm
Chirp chirp—I woke to the noisy chirping of birds.
"Yaaawn..."
As soon as I stirred from sleep, I decided to clear away the cluttered status windows floating in front of my eyes.
[+100 RP]
[Rape Inducement level rises! LV2 → LV3]
[Stats increase! Strength +2, Magic +1, Agility +2]
[Eros's Curse weakens.... Charm +6]
As expected... Picking this woman yesterday was the right call.
I didn't choose her just for her looks, someone who'd rape me. The reason I went for this rude bitch was that she wore thick armor over her entire body like it was nothing.
Wandering the streets in heavy armor meant constantly bearing dozens of kilos on her frame—which screamed that she had some serious strength.
And sure enough, she'd carried me around like a sack of trash—at least 30 or 40 kilos...
Then, a new status window popped up before my eyes.
[Join the guild and achieve C-rank adventurer!]
[Reward: 1000 RP]
[A guild resume has been automatically sent on your behalf.]
Whoosh—a single feather drifted down from somewhere in the room, fluttering gently onto the pillow by my head.
Fwoosh!
Flames erupted from the feather, morphing into an elegant-looking envelope.
'Feels like watching a magic show... Is that the resume?'
I reached out, but I couldn't touch it. Only then did I glance up at her—naked and asleep atop me.
'Eek...! Get off! Come on, move!'
I shoved desperately to wriggle out from under her, but she didn't budge an inch. If anything, my squirming just made her squeeze me tighter, like I was some teddy bear.
Squeeze—
"Guhk guhk...! Wait... just a sec!!!"
Thud thud—I pounded on her rock-hard arms and shoulders with all my might, but she didn't even twitch.
In the end, I had to thrash around until she finally woke up.
"Yaaawn... Ungh..."
How many punches did I throw? The redhead stretched and sat up. My back was killing me under her weight, and seeing her rise so casually pissed me off—I shot her a dirty glare.
"Hey. Why're your eyes all buggy like that?"
"Wha... what, how did you..."
Did this woman have eyes in the back of her head...?
Without even turning, she kept talking.
"What's your name, anyway?"
"...Pardon?"
"We had a good time last night, right? We'll probably meet again, so let's exchange names. I'm Kariel."
"No, what the..."
What an annoying type... My irritation boiled over, and one eyebrow twitched involuntarily.
She caught it like a ghost and crossed her arms.
"Hey! And don't act like only I enjoyed it—you came buckets inside me, you little shit."
As Kariel stood, a massive flood of semen gushed from her pussy. How the hell did that much come from my tiny body...?
"Fuck, you shot so damn much—it's a safe day or whatever, but if I get knocked up, you're raising the kid."
"Huh?!"
"What? If there's a baby, the guy raises it. You expecting me to take responsibility?"
What the hell...? Do they make men do all the childcare in this world?
Kariel dumped this wildly irresponsible nonsense on me, then snatched the resume from the bedside.
"Hey, you little bitch. What's this?"
"No idea."
"You got a short tongue on ya?"
"What're you gonna do about it!! You forced me down and fucked me like a dog when I said no..."
I'd never see this woman again anyway. No reason to explain the resume—and for some reason, she seemed tamer than yesterday, so I vented my spite.
"Oh yeah? Guess no recommendation letter for you then."
"Recommendation letter?"
"Yeah, from one of the few B-rank adventurers in this city!"
She was a bigger deal than I thought... Kariel ripped open the envelope's seal without hesitation, pulled out the letter, and read it aloud.
"To the esteemed Adventurer's Guild: I, age 21... What the fuck, you're three years younger than me?"
This tiny body was 21? She looked like a middle schooler—no way I'd buy it...
"Baek... Se... What the hell's this name? Anyway... that's me. The reason I'm applying to your guild is..."
She stumbled over my name like she couldn't pronounce it and kept reading.
"It's Baek Sejun."
"Baek... what?"
"Baek Sejun, you idiot!"
"Oh ho, cursing now? Still haven't figured out your place?"
"...It's Baek Sejun, sis."
Adventurer... Dangerous, sure, but a job where I could meet strong women. Couldn't pass up this chance.
I switched tactics, groveling subserviently before Kariel.
After reading the whole resume, she stuffed the letter back into the envelope.
"Hey, you get it now?"
"Hehe... yes ma'am..."
"Cut the baby talk. I see right through your bullshit act."
Tsk, busted.
"Oh? Clicking your tongue now?"
"Ah! So what do you want? Money?"
"What else?"
Thud—Kariel shoved my shoulder. Unable to resist the force, I toppled back onto the bed.
"What else but that body of yours?"
"W-wait a..."
And just like that, I squeezed out a bit more stats.
***
Before heading out, I had Kariel buy me a hood and pulled it on. With Rape Inducement leveled up, walking around like this would've gotten me dragged into some alley for sure.
"Be grateful—I wouldn't have bought you that hood otherwise."
"Yes..."
"Hey. You just badmouthed me in your head, didn't you?"
Aw, I didn't say shit, you psycho bitch! If I were stronger than her, I'd have smashed that smug head with my fist.
"You just imagined something real fucked up, huh?"
"No, I didn't."
"You trash-talking me in your head?"
"Eep..."
"You cheeky little brat!"
Bonk! Kariel flicked my tiny head with a knuckle rap.
"Ow ow ow!! Why'd you hit me?!"
"You were such a good boy yesterday—now you're acting like a different person, mouthing off like this?"
"You evil bitch!"
"What? Bitch? Wanna die today?"
How strong was this crazy woman...? Even after I sucked so many strength stats from her, each knuckle rap felt like my skull was caving in.
That's how I endured her bullying all the way to the stately guild building.
The moment we stepped inside, I called out.
"Status window!"
"What window...?"
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Name: Baek Sejun
Strength: 9(+6)
Magic: 5(+4)
Agility: 7(+4)
Luck: 2
Charm: 31(+19)
Unique Skills: [Rape Inducement LV4], [Incubus LV1], [Lower My Charm!], [RP Shop]
Admin Review: The hero's dick is finally sprouting.
Current RP: 175
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That's how I kept getting pinned under her, milked dry until a warning popped up that I couldn't gain any more stats.
Sex with Kariel netted me 175 points and a bunch of stats—and that wasn't all.
"Hey, this is my recommendation letter, so hand it to that receptionist over there. She'll fast-track you."
"Can't you come with me? That receptionist just eyed me like a snack!"
"You think I've got time like you? I did plenty already, you ungrateful twerp. See ya."
Squeeze squeeze, smack!
Kariel groped my ass a few times, then slapped it hard before shoving open the door and leaving.
'Ugh, a pain in the ass to the end...'
Rubbing my stinging cheeks, I lined up at the very back of the queue.
To kill time while waiting, I decided to spend my points on a weapon or something.
'RP Shop open.'
Flash—A black-background status window appeared. Its different look from the others gave me a strange vibe.
[Dragon Armor 10,000 RP]
[Large, crude but massive greatsword 2500 RP]
[One-use Lightning Spear Scroll 5 RP]
[Iron Dagger 10 RP]
Unlike the KP shop dagger before, everything was different—not just the window color. The items, variety, prices... It was a total upgrade.
I scrolled slowly, checking out the items' features and types.
By the time I'd read over half the list, it was my turn.
"Welcome! New registrant?"
"Yeah, that's me."
"Do you have a resume or recommendation letter?"
I stood on tiptoes and placed Kariel's recommendation on the counter.
She stifled a laugh at the sight, picked it up, and checked the contents.
"A B-rank adventurer's recommendation...? From Kariel?!"
The receptionist gawked, yelling in shock.
Was Kariel that big a deal? My shoulders puffed up a bit.
"Here you go."
Soon, a necklace like a military dog tag emerged. It read 'F-rank Adventurer, Baek Sejun,' with slots below for residence and age—but since I hadn't given them, those were blank.
'Come to think of it, I need a place to stay... Guess an inn'll do.'
"Excuse me."
I turned toward the voice. A girl in a pointed hat stood there, holding a staff as tall as herself—with an oddly round tip.
"Why'd you call me?"
"I've been watching since you entered the guild. What's your deal with Kariel?"
Couldn't exactly say 'I'm her living dildo♡.' I bullshitted.
"I'm her apprentice."
"Ap... apprentice? That cranky bitch has... an apprentice?! N-no, sorry! I misspoke..."
"No worries..."
The receptionist's reaction earlier, and what this girl said—Kariel was clearly famous. Good famous or bad, who knew.
"Um... do you have a party?"
"Huh? Not yet..."
"Wanna join ours?"
"Party?"
"Yeah! We took a goblin nest cleanup quest, but we're short one frontliner."
This woman's lying through her teeth. What makes her think this little shrimp can frontline? And she's been staring at my crotch instead of my face—probably plans to drag me somewhere dark for a gangbang.
Doing this to Kariel's 'apprentice,' no less... If I were anyone else, I'd say no. But if she offers stats on a platter, hell yeah.
"Sure! Sounds great!"
"R-really?! Okay, meet at the guild entrance after lunch and we'll head out!"
Thought I'd refuse, huh? She flashed a panicked look for a second.
'Thinks she scored an unexpected catch—won't even hide that smirk.'
With her lecherous scheme in mind, we parted ways for now.