Chapter 35 - Male Knight and Female Bandit
"Nuna, stop touching me already."
As soon as the job trait's effect wore off, I slapped away the lewd hands kneading my crotch and ass. Han Seyoung stared at me with a dumbfounded look.
"You were calling me 'Master' just a minute ago."
"That was because of the job trait..."
"Oh, the job? What's your job, anyway?"
"...Male Knight."
True to form as a fellow Status Window user, Han Seyoung already knew about job traits and promptly asked about mine. It was too embarrassing to say out loud... After a moment's hesitation, I finally muttered it.
"Male Knight? Pfft—hahaha!!!"
"Don't laugh!"
"No way, a Male Knight as a job class? Do you even know how they see male knights in this world?"
"How do they see them...?"
"Powerless scum who get captured by the enemy and pump out their babies like traitorous bastards—or walking flesh dildos for the nobles?"
So that's why there's this shitty trait called Speak Seductively... What's the difference between that and being a male whore!
"Sir Male Knight! Bless me with your grace?"
"Stop teasing me! I'll change jobs to something else soon anyway."
This woman, seriously! Irritated by Han Seyoung cackling and mocking me, I climbed into the waiting carriage first.
Han Seyoung followed, grinning ear to ear as she slid in beside me.
"So? What job are you switching to? Fighter?"
"We'll see once I try it out."
"Huh. But why pick something weird like Male Knight? People usually go for Fighter or Mage."
"The other options were male whore."
"Male whore? Khk...!"
Han Seyoung clamped a hand over her mouth to stifle her laughter, her white cheeks puffing out like mochi balls. It was infuriating.
This woman, seriously...! If only I were stronger, I'd flick her on the forehead so hard...! But after seeing her casually rip out the nails of nearby women at invisible speeds, I couldn't even dream of it.
"Male Knight, huh... I've got a fun idea."
"Huh?"
"Coachman! Stop the carriage."
Han Seyoung called out to the coachman and had him halt. She hopped out, walked over, and whispered something in his ear. After a brief, secretive exchange, a few silver coins dropped into his hand.
"I've got some business to take care of, so you go on ahead."
With that, Seyoung flashed a smile and dashed off somewhere in a hurry. I glanced at the coachman, who—like her—was barely holding back laughter as he whipped the horses into motion.
What the hell did they talk about...? My gut was screaming it was bad news and I should run... Given Han Seyoung's habit of grinning like an idiot right before pulling some bullshit, this was definitely something shady.
Eh, worst case, she'll sell me off to some princess or whatever. Setting me up with other women was already a familiar pattern. Whatever Han Seyoung was up to, I could handle it. Dirty, filthy stuff excluded, of course.
Shoving aside thoughts of her evil schemes, I leaned back in the rattling carriage and let the accumulated fatigue from lack of sleep pull me under.
**
"Yawwwn... Where the hell is this...?"
"Kelt Forest, Sir Knight."
I woke from a deep sleep to an unfamiliar sight. We'd come via a well-paved road, not this forest. And did she just call me 'Sir Knight'?
"Sir Knight?"
"Yes. That... Baekg, Seo...?"
"Baek Sejun."
"Yes, Sir Baek Sejun Knight! The one and only male knight in the Empire's elite Rose Knight Order!"
What the fuck is this nonsense? Her awkward tone suggested some kind of role-play, probably from overhearing Han Seyoung earlier.
Goddamn, everyone's fucking with me. Still, I was stronger than a normal person now. I could take this coachwoman with one hand.
"Wait! I'm not really a male kni—"
Thwip—!
An arrow whistled from somewhere and embedded itself in front of the carriage. I snatched the sword from under the seat and drew it. It felt awkward after a month without practice, but the swing still packed power.
"Come out!"
I leaped from the carriage, sword raised against incoming arrows, glaring into the trees and bellowing at the hidden foe.
Even so, I'm stronger than trash mobs now. A month of being milked dry by those knights... I'd hit 'the wall of talent,' making stat gains hellish, but excluding Luck and Charm, all my stats averaged in the 40s. I had no real gauge of that strength, but secret tests showed I could crumple iron bars with raw power.
At this level, I could beat any woman except the princess and Han Seyoung! Confidence surged through me. Yeah! It made no sense that a powerhouse like me had been crushed by those monster women.
"Show yourself!"
"Keeheeheehee, what a delicious-looking knight we have here?"
"Such vulgar words...!"
Just a bandit—and from the footsteps, alone? I'll cut her down easy.
"Wandering around without proper armor? Isn't that just begging to get fucked~?"
"Ha, Han Seyoung...?"
Out stepped not some ragged bandit, but Han Seyoung in scavenged armor and a helmet. Her amateurish bandit act couldn't hide her radiant beauty.
"Ugh, uhyo...! I can't hold back anymore! I'll pin you down and fuck your brains out right now!"
Her acting was godawful. She'd seen something somewhere and was mangling weird noises... Tarnishing what little dignity she had left. Unbelievable.
"Can't we just have normal se—"
[Job Trait, "Speak Seductively" Activates.]
Not fucking now!
"...How dare a lowly wench insult me like this! I'll carve out your womb and feed it to the dogs!"
"Ooh...!"
"Come at me!"
My body moved on its own, spewing words I didn't mean. Han Seyoung eyed me with thrilled excitement, clearly loving this.
"Ehehehe... All talk, no action!"
"Hmph! Die!"
Surprisingly, my body moved like a true swordsman's. No more clumsy swings—it flowed with the flashy, elegant strikes of an imperial male knight, slicing toward Han Seyoung's neck.
"Too slow!"
"What?"
Just before the blade touched her slender white throat, bandit Seyoung was behind me. I spun to counter, but she grabbed me with both hands first.
"Let—let go!"
"Kkhuhu... Look at this smooth skin."
"Don't look at me with those disgusting eyes! Don't look!"
Clang!
Undeterred even after staring her fill, Han Seyoung drooled as she groped me. I twisted away, but she held firm, and my sword clattered to the ground.
"Heh, for an imperial knight, you're awfully weak. How'd a weakling like you climb that high? Sucked some dick for it?"
"Hngh, don't touch..."
Squish squish.
She groped my crotch once, then leered down at me with a sleazy grin. The height difference—a full head taller—made her face loom like a sex offender's.
"See? You moaned 'cause you like it, right?"
"Wrong, that's...!"
"Shut up and eat my pussy!"
Han Seyoung clamped a hand on my head and forced me to my knees, yanking down her pants. Silver pubic hair slick with juices hovered right in my face.
"Hik! No, don't... Mmph! Mmmph!! Mmph!"
I'd seen it countless times, but the sensation never got easier. Pubes tickling my face, pussy juice flooding my mouth—it was pure torment.
"Fuuhaa... As expected from a male knight promoted to mouth-cock. Feels fucking amazing. Hey! Stick out your tongue."
"Mmph!"
She pinched my nose shut. With my head trapped by her palm, I had no choice but to obey and lick.
"Uhuhu... That noble imperial knight licking my pussy like a good boy. How's it feel?"
She's loving this shit. I'd heard guys back on Earth loved role-play with partners, and Han Seyoung's kink was clearly the same.
Slurp, smack, sluuuurp, sluuuuurp, mmph?! Cough cough
Gulp, gulp, gulp...
She squirted so fast! I choked down the sudden flood of pussy juice.
"E-enough already..."
"What? We've still got places to fill."
"W-wait!! Not there!"
She was way too into it. Eyes bloodshot, she shoved me flat on the ground.
Fuck, does this bullshit trait end once the situation passes? I can't move! It felt stronger each time—started with just words, now controlling my actions too.
"Please! Please... I've got a fiancée back home...! Don't take my virginity. I beg you!!"
"You were quiet when eating me out, now playing the pure boy? Don't make me laugh!"
"Please, please! Stop...!"
Fiancée bullshit, fuck.
Squelch!
"N-no... Hnngh!"
"Claimed this dumb male whore knight's virginity!"
Squelch, squish, squelch, splurt!
Han Seyoung mounted me, shaking wildly with mad laughter. Any usual gentleness was gone—this was merciless pounding, a true bandit rape.
"How's it feel? Handing over that precious virginity you saved for your fiancée to a lowly bandit like me?"
"Hic, hngh..."
"Fuu... Your cock's fucking huge... They say male knights are all hung and fun to fuck—it's true."
Splurt, splurt, splurt, squelch.
Her slick, tight walls gripped and milked my dick. Sticky, hot juices coated it completely.
"Heek, heek... Heek... ♥"
"What? Tapping out just minutes in?"
"Dunnooo... More pussy, pleeease...!"
"Kukuku... To think the noble knight ends up like this..."
Whoosh.
Han Seyoung hoisted my thighs up, backed me against a tree for support, and locked my cock deep in her pussy.
"Back hurts but your dick feels too gooood..."
"Hey! You just ditch that fiancée bitch?"
"Yes, I'll be husband to a great, superior-wombed bandit lady and serve you foreveeer..."
"Husband? Who'd marry used goods like you? You're just my toilet! A filthy urinal to piss in whenever!"
"Yes, yes! I'll be your toilet!!"
Fuck my life, this humiliating shit coming from my mouth! No way!
Spurt spurt.
[No longer gaining stats and points from 'Han Seyoung.']
[Copies Han Seyoung's 'Strong Fist']
Strong Fist: A technique that smacks the enemy with full force. Activated with fine muscle control.
"Fuuhaaa... Alright, let's go."
"Hngh..."
"Next time, orc and male knight? Oh, passed out."
Mom... I gotta get rid of this trait somehow...