Want to Be My Puppy? I'll Spoil You Rotten (3)
Yuri and Seonye both lit up the moment Sihyun appeared, eyes sparkling as if a prince had just ridden in to rescue a pair of princesses in distress.
Yuri’s gaze in particular burned so openly hot that Jinwoo completely lost his mind.
“Fuck! What the hell is everyone standing around for!? Take that bastard down first!”
He had no idea how Sihyun had escaped from Yoona, or why the guy had even come back here. None of that mattered right now. Sihyun was hogging not only Yuri’s attention but Seonye’s as well. Blinded by jealousy and rage, Jinwoo screamed at the top of his lungs.
“You can straight-up kill that son of a bitch! No mercy!!!”
At Jinwoo’s order, his men flooded the room with killing intent and charged Sihyun all at once.
Haah… Did I come back for nothing?
Watching the wall of muscle closing in, Sihyun let out a quiet sigh inside. These guys felt completely different from the ones he’d fought last time. Every hand gripped some kind of weapon—pipes, bats, lengths of lumber. One solid hit from any of those and he was looking at a serious injury… maybe worse. He could actually die here if he slipped up.
Jinwoo grinned nastily, already picturing Sihyun getting turned into a bloody rag. He shot a triumphant glance at Yuri.
Watch closely, you bitch. Watch how this bastard dies!
But—
“Wonder how long it’ll take this time~?”
Yuri simply watched Sihyun with sparkling eyes, looking more entertained than worried. And Seonye wasn’t much better.
“S-Sihyun! You got this—!”
A little anxiety flickered across her face, but underneath it was pure, unshakable confidence that Sihyun would never go down.
Their casual composure made Jinwoo’s blood boil.
“Fuck!”
He whipped his head back around, praying Sihyun would get pulverized already.
Instead—
THWAAACK—!!
“Guaaaargh!!!”
KRAAASH—!!!
Another thug went flying like a scrap of paper and slammed into the wall.
“Wha…?”
Jinwoo’s face went blank with shock. The men who’d been about to pile on Sihyun froze the same way. Then they snapped out of it.
“Uwaaaaah!!!”
“Die, you son of a bitch!!!”
The ones in front roared and closed in from every side, swinging whatever they held—steel pipes, baseball bats, wooden clubs—all at once.
Whooosh—!!
Whiiip—!!!
Sihyun slipped every strike by a hair’s breadth. Ducking, twisting, his body moved like a smooth, lethal dance. While still low he spun and hammered vital spots in a blur.
Thud—! Thud—! THWAAACK—!
Jaw, solar plexus, ribs, temple—
“Keheok—!”
“Guaaargh—!!”
They dropped where they stood, gasping for air that wouldn’t come.
That was the signal. Sihyun went airborne, taking them apart one by one.
Thud.
Big bodies hit the floor limp.
Whooom!
A rising kick launched another into the air.
KRAAASH!
More of them smashed into walls. It looked like a scene from a high-octane action movie.
“Mmph… Ah, shame there’s no popcorn.”
Yuri was already chewing on a cookie she’d grabbed from a wrecked display case, completely at ease.
“Ha, that crazy bitch…”
Seonye snorted in disbelief, yet she couldn’t tear her eyes off Sihyun’s dazzling fight either.
Jinwoo, meanwhile, had gone deathly pale and was shaking like a leaf.
Th-this is impossible! Fuck!
He’d hand-picked elite bodyguards just to put Yuri in her place. And they were falling like autumn leaves to some pretty-boy who looked like a girl?
Whiiip—!
“Uwaaaagh—!!”
The last remaining goon skimmed past Jinwoo’s face and cratered into the wall.
KRAAASH—!
“…”
Jinwoo decided the situation was completely fucked and spun to bolt for the door.
But—
“Hey. Where do you think you’re going?”
Yuri’s low, icy voice slid across his back.
“F-fuck!!”
He lunged for the exit—
Only for her hand to clamp down hard on his shoulder.
“You’ve still got a bill to settle.”
“H-Han Yuri, I was wrong— Gyaaaaaah!!!”
He tried to beg, but she immediately twisted his arm and sent him sprawling across the floor in a pathetic scream.
“S-stop! Stop it!! Gyaaaaaah!!!”
“Don’t wanna. While we’re at it, I might as well wreck one of your arms so you’ll never bother me again.”
“P-please! Think of my father! Pleaseee!! Gyaaaah!!!”
Even his desperate pleas didn’t make Yuri so much as blink.
Sihyun, having finished mopping up the rest, frowned hard at her sadistic streak and was just about to force himself to intervene when—
“Han Yuri. That’s enough.”
Yoona appeared out of nowhere, wearing a chilly little smile.
Her eyes weren’t on Yuri. They weren’t even on the crumpled Jinwoo.
They were locked solely on Sihyun.
“Wow~ Our puppy is amazing! Taking down that many all by yourself!”
The creepy nickname made Sihyun’s face twist. The moment Yuri and Seonye heard it, their brows slammed down even harder.
“Puppy? What the hell are you talking about, you crazy bitch.”
“Hey, Han Yuri! You better not be talking about our Sihyun.”
Their bristling hostility only made Yoona burst into laughter.
“Kyahahahat!!”
Watching the two girls who normally acted so high-and-mighty and never gave guys a second glance suddenly lose their minds over Sihyun was just too much fun.
This just makes me want him even more~
Yoona licked her lips and declared, loud and clear,
“Yep, our puppy. I’ve decided—starting today, you’re my pet dog~”
“You crazy bitch!”
Yuri couldn’t take it anymore and lunged, but—
Ziiing—!!
“Wh-what the hell!?”
A crackling blue spark erupted on the floor right in front of her, stopping her cold.
“Are you out of your mind!?”
Seonye gaped at the stun gun in Yoona’s hand.
Yoona just smiled leisurely and spun the weapon around her finger.
“Of course~ I’m perfectly sane. So would you mind not interrupting my conversation with the puppy?”
“Who the hell is a puppy!”
Sihyun snapped. Yoona’s eyes went heavy with pleasure as she gave him a sultry smile.
“Oh my~ Look at our little doggie barking. So adorable~♡.”
She couldn’t hide her excitement; a little shiver ran through her body. Looking at her, Sihyun felt a completely different kind of chill crawl up his spine.
And of course someone had to ruin the moment with zero awareness.
“N-Noona!!”
Jinwoo.
“What the hell are you even saying? That bastard’s your what? Forget that—use that thing and fry all of them already!”
He crawled over and clung to Yoona’s legs, begging. She looked down at him with a long-suffering sigh.
“Haah… I was just starting to enjoy myself. You’re in the way.”
She casually aimed the spinning stun gun toward Yuri, Seonye, and Sihyun. Jinwoo’s face lit up with hope as he chimed in,
“Yeah, hurry up and blast them all— Gyaaaaaah!!!”
BZAAAP!!!
In the blink of an eye Yoona spun the stun gun and jammed it straight into Jinwoo instead.
“Mind shutting up for a bit?”
“Gueeeh…”
Jinwoo stared up at her in pure incomprehension, then toppled over.
The three of them could only stare.
“C-crazy bitch…”
“Complete psycho.”
“………”
They all clicked their tongues, speechless. Yoona pretended not to hear and playfully poked the collapsed Jinwoo with the stun gun like a toy.
“So~ you saw how strong this is, right? Han Yuri. Min Seonye. Both of you, get lost.”
She gave the two of them a freezing look, then licked her lips while eyeing Sihyun like prey.
“I need some quality time alone with my puppy~♡”
“Ugh!!”
“Nnngh!!”
Yuri and Seonye ground their teeth, trembling with rage. They wanted nothing more than to beat the psycho into the floor, but that stun gun was the problem. It clearly wasn’t anything sold on the civilian market—some kind of custom military-grade piece. The fact that she carried something like that around openly just proved she was a total lunatic.
I can’t let that crazy bitch take him!
What the hell does this psycho plan to do to our Sihyun!
They were seriously weighing whether to risk getting shocked just to jump her when—
Thwack—!
“Kyaaah—!”
Yoona’s scream rang out as the stun gun went tumbling across the floor. In a flash Sihyun had closed the distance and kicked it clean out of her hand.
“Drop the whole ‘puppy’ and ‘pet dog’ nonsense and just go home.”
He glared at her with ice-cold eyes. Yoona didn’t look flustered in the slightest; she just smiled easily.
“Oh my~ Our puppy is so quick…”
But the next words out of Sihyun’s mouth wiped that smile right off.
“Auntie.”
Crack—!
Yoona’s face froze solid.
“Wh-what did you just say?”
She must have misheard. Sihyun carefully enunciated every syllable again.
“Aun.tie.”
And just like that—
Craaaack—!!
Yoona’s expression completely shattered.
“Hey!!!”