First Quest - Pink Slime Takeout Pussy Humiliation♡
A few days after those two thugs got arrested by Aris.
Some of their assets were seized as compensation.
Thanks to that, I could finally afford some beginner gear.
"Still, this makes me look the part of an adventurer, right?"
Leather-reinforced clothes for better defense and a sharp two-handed sword.
Perfect equipment for a total newbie just starting out.
"I thought about going mage, but thanks to the Trial Grimoire, most of my magic is sealed off. Better to lean into my draconic stamina and play the front lines than half-ass some spells."
I considered rogue too, using my dragon senses...
But nothing hits quite like knightly ravishment, you know? Right?
Any cultured person with common sense would get what I mean.
"Now that I've got basic gear, all that's left is to take on quests, rank up as an adventurer, and find Lilith."
Finding someone takes way more time and money than you'd think.
In this world where communication lags behind, it's inevitable.
Travel expenses for wandering around, fees to info brokers for leads, living costs while adventuring...
"But hey, 'starting is half the battle,' so I've already covered half the distance to Lilith."
With visions of a rosy future dancing in my head, I flung open the guild doors and beelined for the quest board.
"Hmm. Let's see. E-rank quests I can handle... nothing jumps out."
The lowest adventurer rank, E, means solo gigs like herb gathering, finding runaway kids, or lost pets.
Basically odd jobs.
The only semi-decent one is goblin extermination, but...
"Goblins are a hard pass for a while. Still sore from that. Sigh. Guess that means teaming up after all."
Adventurers usually form parties.
Two's better than one, three's better than two—stronger overall, easier to handle emergencies.
But my masochistic walls make me avoid parties if possible.
I know myself too well.
If something tempting pops up mid-adventure, I'll dive headfirst—no, pussy-first—into it without restraint.
Ruining my own life? Fine by me.
That's on me.
But dragging teammates—or anyone I know—down for my pleasure? That's unethical.
"Of course, those two thugs last time don't count. They were scum. Destroying bad guys' lives? I'd enjoy that more than anyone."
Best case, I'd find someone with the exact same fetish in the same boat.
But perverts on my level don't just roll around on street corners.
"Back to square one: scrounging solo quests... Sigh. Nothing easy. Huh? What's this?"
Looking closer at the board, two quest papers were overlapping, hiding one.
"No wonder no one saw it. Let's check... 'Slime swarm investigation.' Yeah, I could handle this solo."
Slimes.
Iconic fantasy monsters.
Mindless lifeforms driven purely by survival and reproduction.
Their behavior's more like insects or fish than animals.
Tough as hell, thrive anywhere—even kept a few in my cave.
Venom Dragon's lair is full of poison gas. Gotta be slime-tough to survive as a pet.
Suddenly missing my little Molpong.
"Hmm... Slime habits: hate sunlight, cluster together, properties change based on diet... That's all I remember. Saw it in hentai for sure."
Wait, no—praise for recalling from slime forced-spawning hentai?
"Whatever. These things you learn hands-on anyway."
I ripped the quest paper off triumphantly and strutted to the counter.
The receptionist on duty took it.
"Huh, this quest exists? Well, stamp's legit."
"Any issues?"
"Nope, all good. Maltaris, right? Confirming: E-rank solo, 'Slime Swarm Investigation'?"
"Yep."
"It's been a month, though?"
"Eh? Invalidated?"
"Nah, quests stay open unless canceled by the client or special circumstances. A month's not that old. But old paper means the situation might've changed—okay with that? Slimes breed fast; could be a massive swarm now."
"Or it fizzled out completely?"
Right?
She looked thrown—first time for this reaction.
"Uh... yeah, possible...? But risk-wise, not ideal. Even for solo, better team up and split the reward..."
"Nah, I'm doing it. Experience is experience."
I stamped the receipt, hummed cheerfully, and headed out.
I get the concern, but for me? Pure upside.
Three scenarios:
1. Swarm's gone.
Easy. Scout and report.
2. Swarm as described.
Standard payout.
3. Massive swarm.
Life-ruining slime forced-birth ravishment jackpot.
---Perfect.
See? All merit, no downside. Gotta nail the first quest for appearances, though.
Back at the inn, I packed light.
Cheap healing potions. Sword and spare dagger. Dried rations and water. Basic camping gear.
"Site's not far; this'll do. Can't pack more without cash anyway."
Time to roll out.
I stepped beyond Erize's walls with a spring in my step.
My first monumental adventurer quest.
I'm succeeding no matter what!
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Three hours out of Erize.
"Ugh."
Lost in the dense forest.
"What now."
I brought a map—cheap beginner one—but terrain doesn't match.
Plus my crap navigation skills? Nightmare.
"Weird... Mountain should be here. Why a river?"
Never invested in good maps flying dragon-style. Big mistake.
"Tch. Solo adventuring's tough. No teams handy... Sigh. Hydrate first."
Slid down a slope to a stream.
Knee-deep clear water babbling along, fish darting.
Scooped a handful, quenched my thirst. Fish swirled away.
"Ahh. Better. Map says... This flows east-west through Erize?"
East gate out, so upstream.
Flows to town for drinking and daily use.
"Ah, got my bearings. Little farther and—throat's good. Back on the—"
-Splorch!
"Splorch? What the—"
Stepped on something squishy hiding in the brush.
Worms wriggle when stepped on; this gooey mass revealed itself.
"A slime?"
Pink slime gleaming like liquid leather, stuck to my shoe.
Writhing up my leg.
"What is this? The swarm one? Kinda cute, reminds me of Molpong. Never seen pink before."
Something nagging like food in teeth; paused on the wriggling slime.
"Pink... pink... Cave venom slimes were purple..."
Recalled slime encyclopedia from Molpong days.
"Pink slimes... super rare in nature. Secrete aphrodisiacs, indiscriminately mount females for breeding..."
-Wrigglesquish♡
As if praising my answer, it sped up.
"Eek! G-get off! Shoo!"
Tried kicking it off—
Pink goo sprayed up, ballooning to engulf my upper body!
"Glurgh, blubblubblub♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡"
Pink slime plastered my face, chest, arms, armpits.
"Hngh♡ ngh♡ grr♡ glorpblubblub♡"
Thick rubber-hose tentacles pried my mouth open, plunging into my gut!
"Mmph! Ngh! Nnnglrrghhh!"
This slime♡ forcing my throat, blocking air♡
Just like slime lung-block breeding from hentai♡
Oho♡ Slime breeding hentai spinal reflex got me horny♡ Pussy's throbbing, legs go limp♡ Can't peel it off♡ Stupid pussy♡ Auto-arouses for slime attacks like a slime slut hole♡
Slime swelled, covering face to neck, shoulders, arms, tits.
Hee♡ Upper body's totally slime-captured♡
Anyone seeing this? Giant pink slime with female lower half attached.
"Blrghhh! Grugh! Gobble! Ngh! Glrrghhh!"
Get off! Shake loose alreadyyy!
Struggled to peel it, but maso doom kink had me too aroused—limbs useless.
-Gloop♡
"Ublub♡"
Hot liquid pumped through the mouth tentacle.
Then limbs went numb.
Th-this paralysis toxin? Used to shrug it off, but now? Fatal♡ Ngh♡ Venom Dragon me felled by puny slime paralytic♡ Lie♡ No way♡ Goblin paralytic was enough humiliation♡
Mouth tentacle fed air and paralytic.
No pointless flailing escape.
Preserve the caught slime-exclusive natural womb.
This damn slime♡ For real♡ Gonna use me, Dragon Maltaris♡ As live breeding culture vat♡
-Thud!
Upper body slime-buried, limbs paralyzed—I toppled.
Slime quivered happily, confirming breeding seedbed numb.
Then flipped 180°, hoisting my lower half skyward.
Now slime on bottom, dragon legs splayed wide sky-high.
Eh? Wh-what pose? Looks like pink slime umbrella with gaping dragon onahole lower half plugged on top♡
"Krgblrrglglgl♡"
P-put me down♡ Drop me♡ This shame♡ Unforgivable♡
Slime ignored, wriggled along.
"Gblgblgblgbl♡"
Don't move♡ Pervert onahole plugged, quit walking♡ Where to♡ N-no wayyy... Fully claimed breeding womb, so dragging baby room to safe spot♡
H-heeeek♡ No♡ Hate♡ Hate it♡
No eternal slime flesh toilet immortality♡
No slime-exclusive ovary vending machine auto-dispensing eggs on womb press♡
I'm a dragon♡ Great 300-year dragon♡ Not for upside-down pussy takeout♡ Too humiliatinggg♡
"Gblgblblrlrlrl♡ Blorp♡ Gruh♡ Gyagblblgyagak♡"
No♡ This disgrace♡ Feels good but no♡ Quest success wanted♡ First one blissful completion♡ Whyyy♡
---Bad luck.
Just rotten luck.
Maltaris's misfortune—no, sheer bad break—boils to two mistakes.
First: Didn't shake slime off instantly.
Second: Afternoon timing.
Slimes hate sun.
To savor female safe, it turned east, back to sun.
Opposite human village east.
Westward? Rescued quick.
Just a smidge unlucky, Maltaris's pussy gears up for hard labor again♡