God of the Fight
Momoj i just sounded exactly like my mom.
The accent? The tone? It overlapped so perfectly that I answered “Yes, ma’am” without thinking.
Of course, I couldn’t actually tell a radiant young woman that she sounded like my mother—that would be pure insanity—so I shut my mouth.
“I-I don’t know what came over me… I wasn’t angry, ChaeChae.”
“Yeees.”
“Something just welled up inside me and I slipped…”
“Nooo— I gotta turn the stream on anyway— you told me to.”
“Uuuugh… I’m sorry… please go back to your normal way of talking…!”
“It’s no different from usual, though.”
She wouldn’t even take my side.
Momoj i was collapsing my world all over again.
To think the axe I trusted would chop my own foot twice.
Since I’d already declared I would go live, changing my mind now would kill my pride, so I obediently opened the streaming program.
Stream title… hmm.
Right.
A short stream isn’t even a real stream, so out of consideration for our greaaaat viewers, let’s go with this.
Short-Stream Memorial Off-Day CCTV
How sad would it be if you came to watch a fun stream and it was short?
I was double-warning them that this was not a proper broadcast.
I’m just a half-baked streamer who can only do short streams that barely count as streams~ Today is an off-day CCTV~
Hmph.
“Let’s just play the game now.”
“Ah, you turned the stream on?”
“Yeees.”
“Aww, I’m sorryyy. Want me to buy you a cosmetic as an apology?”
“……It’s cash, though. Cosmetics.”
“Yeah yeah, pick whatever you want.”
“Hmm, hmm. It’s fine.”
“Come on, don’t refuse so fast.”
Trying to wash away the pain of my betrayal with that? Fat cha—
“Ah! How about this? You like the Winchester. This set that just came out looks good. It’s a Wild West set!”
F-fat cha—
“I’ll gift it? Sleeve it for you?”
If she insisted that hard, I had no choice.
“A set must be expensive.”
“Nah, I just want to gift it.”
“C-can I really take it. Ahem ahem.”
Momoj i is not guilty.
People make mistakes sometimes while living life.
From the start, the crime level was completely different from the viewers.
Those guys ignored my sincerity; Momoj i just got caught in the crossfire while standing there.
If you don’t know what’s going on, of course that can happen. Yup yup.
Comparing them would be rude to Momoj i, right?
“Ooooh.”
I equipped the cosmetic Momoj i bought me.
Cowboy cowgirl set.
They handed out character and gun skins matching the Wild West pioneer era concept.
“Shall we play right now?!”
“Sure. You’re the type who enjoys giving gifts. Nice reaction.”
Now that she was my disciple, she absolutely had to earn the title, so Momoj i was short on time.
Therefore, hurry.
“Gogogogo.”
“Ah, right, ChaeChae.”
“Yes?”
“Give me your phone number.”
“My number?”
“Yeah. Contacting through the game is inconvenient. We’re friends, right?”
“Friends…… yes!”
A phone number was nothing.
But if we were friends, would we call and text like I did with Siyeon?
Then, should I tell Momoj i my age?
I already knew how old Momoj i was, so receiving polite speech every time felt a little awkward.
Twenty-two? Twenty-one? Something like that.
That’s a seven- or eight-year gap with me.
If she found out I was a middle schooler, she wouldn’t lecture me… right?
Momoj i had never shown that kind of old-fogey attitude, but you never know.
She’d already chopped my foot twice, so a third time might be coming.
Always stay on guard.
At least after chopping my foot she applied ointment, so that was a relief.
While we chatted lightly, the match queued up.
“Oh, it’s Domination?”
“Yeah, want to follow me?”
“Yes.”
The moment it started, I took Momoj i to the so-called kill-farm spot.
Didn’t care about winning Domination.
It was the place you went when you just wanted to nom-nom some kills.
“Step on the crate where I am and jump this way. Then here. One more jump.”
“Huh? Wait, you can climb up there?”
“Yep. It’s above the door so you can always shoot first, Momoj i. Sometimes they walk right past without noticing.”
“Oh, I’ll try!”
Doing this in ranked would get you flamed by teammates, but this was quick match.
Not a place where wins and losses mattered.
It was a lawless zone of the strong eating the weak, where only personal dopamine mattered.
In my case, I wanted the Weapon Master title as fast as possible.
So I had researched every efficient way to farm kills.
Thanks to that, I knew every filthy, greasy spot on every map.
The core of this spot was basically “Hey you noobs, I’m right here, come kill me~”.
If you bagged a few from that near-invincible position,
they would throw grenades or pre-fire the spot they remembered and come looking again.
In quick match where lives were cheap, it became “Huh? That pisses me off. You’re just sitting there? I’ll kill you.”
You could say it ignited their competitive spirit.
Momoj i♡ ︻╦╤─ LovelyGenie
“Hehe, second one! This spot is the best! Yeah, this is the tip I wanted!”
“Momoj i, come this way now.”
“Huh? We’re not staying longer? They couldn’t even react.”
“Come on come on.”
There wasn’t just one kill-farm spot.
Like combo links in a fighting game, the delicate composition was what mattered.
“Behind this door. See the thin gap?”
“Where… oh! Yeah yeah.”
“The ones we just killed will go berserk and scrape the place you were, right? Watch through this gap and jump out when they come.”
“Oh… okay.”
It was like bullfighting.
You dribbled the enraged bull and paralyzed its reason.
So its horns would stay up and it would keep coming.
Momoj i♡ ︻╦╤─ LovelyGenie
“Oh it actually worked! One of the earlier ones got caught.”
“Good. Now let’s go back to the first spot.”
Only one of the two who took the bait came this way.
That meant the other one went to the capture point.
“Just wait here for twenty seconds.”
Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock—
Not coming.
To fold after only dying twice.
“Momoj i, this way.”
I led Momoj i through the alleys.
After reaching the target point, I fired one shot—bang—straight at the top of the iron tower soaring into the sky.
“Momoj i, see the bullet mark I just made? Stick right into this corner of the wall, hold a grenade, and aim toward the top of that iron tower.”
“Like this?”
“Gooood. Hold that.”
I checked ally positions and status on the map.
One deep in the capture point.
One on the outskirts.
One who just spawned at base.
And since two enemies ran away from us, that confirmed at least two at the point.
There would also be ones who ran to the point from the start, so basically everyone was there.
I calmly waited for the timing.
LovelyGenie ︻╦0╤─ FloppingGora
The moment I saw the kill log of the teammate on the outskirts and the health of the one inside dropping—
“Now! Throw it.”
“Hah!”
The grenade Momoj i threw whooshed high into the sky,
passed between the tall iron towers.
Momoj i♡ (💣) LovelyGenie
Momoj i♡ (💣) StagBeetleRice
Momoj i♡ (💣) AllPurposeVitamin
“Wooooooah! What? How did you know?”
“Heh. No time for that. This way.”
We quickly passed the earlier fishing spot and closed in toward the enemy base.
The camouflage was way worse than the first spot—anyone paying even a little attention would spot it—
but the darkest place is under the lamp.
They had died suddenly,
and especially the one who died three times in a row without even getting a proper fight would already be out of his mind.
Thud thud—
“He’s here.”
The moment I finished speaking,
Momoj i smacked the back of the head of the enemy who had sprinted all the way from base.
Momoj i♡ ︻╦╤─ LovelyGenie
“Oh. Insane.”
“Hm? Why?”
We had killed the same guy four times in a row.
“Holy.”
“Congratulations. That’s high praise, Momoj i. You’ve leveled up a stage.”
“Should I be happy about this…?”
“Ahem! No time to stand around here! That guy has now become a rabid dog drooling everywhere. Hurry hurry this way this way!”
No time to stay still.
Move fast!
We have to bag more!
Like that, until Domination ended, I showed Momoj i various spots and introduced the kill-farming mechanism of quick match.
Whew, these are real honey tips.
“Heehee, fun right!”
“Getting lots of kills is fun, but… he seems really mad…?”
“Eh, it’s just a game.”
Unfortunately, after dying two or three more times, the guy couldn’t hold back and spewed vicious curses before rage-quitting.
It became 4v5 so we won easily.
In that case, you could say Momoj i was the number-one contributor to the victory.
Bonus: she was also first in kills.
I stretched proudly while waiting for the next match when—
“……ChaeChae.”
“Yes?”
“U-um, it’s nothing big. Something keeps flying in so I’ll just check for a second.”
Momoj i spoke hesitantly.
“Are you not looking at the stream chat?”
Huh?
“Chat? What are you talking about?”
“……?”
“Who looks at chat during a CCTV stream. Haha. Funny joke.”
What even is chat?
I don’t know that stuff.
“Shall we do the next round?”
“……I’ll follow the chat for you all.”
There’s no chat on CCTV hahaha.
"Turn it on."
This bastard streams 3 hours max and peaces out;;
What would ChaeChae look like in a universe where she streams hard?
Anyone know.
Fine then let’s die today.
Right… fuck……
This bastard’s gears are turning in a way that’s not normal.
First time seeing someone explain quick match like that. How can a human think of such vicious shit while playing.
If I got hit by that I’d have smashed my keyboard.
Did you hear her laugh when the opponent got mad and cursed?
She gets off on pissing people off, genuine pervert.
You guys are filling her dopamine right now.
If you focus hard you can hear ChaeChae’s breathing between the game sounds.
Concentrating only on the sound is kinda fun in its own way.
Communication was this sweet……
I finally understand, sensei.
I will never whine about short streams again.