The Beaten Wife: Husband's Exclusive Idiot Ashtray Empress
This world has portals. They are commonly used for long-distance travel between nations or even between cities, but only mages who have long trained in non-attribute magic like flame magic can use them. That is why every nation, every lord governing a city, and every noble house keeps at least one such mage on retainer. Naturally, anyone with magical talent prioritizes learning this spell and aims to be hired by a powerful family. In plain terms, it is a government job. The work is light, the pay is excellent, and if you are employed by a great house you receive treatment befitting that house's status. There is no reason not to learn it. If you can use it, even living in the countryside lets you rise from nothing. Anyway, El Sadat has just used that high-difficulty magic.
"Hngh, ugh, ooooh, ooh, my stomach♡ Uuuuugh♡ Ooh, my head is getting fuzzy♡ Uuuuuuuuugh♡♡♡"
"Using a portal like this. You perverted bitch."
"But♡ To please my husband♡ Uuugh, I had no choice♡"
Her ass faces me. Her upper body, including her arms, is behind me. A portal has been opened at her waist, literally splitting her body in half. So while El Sadat's beautiful face is pressed against my ass, her pussy can still be impaled on my cock.
"Huuuoooh♡♡ Hngh♡ Ugh♡ Ooooooh♡ The smoke♡ Uuuuuuok♡♡ It's making me dizzier than I thought♡ Uuunguugh~♡"
In that state, the tube connected to the hookah flask has been shoved into her anus, and she is sucking on it with wet, glugging sounds♡♡♡♡ While smoking the hookah through her own backdoor, she carefully scratches my ass so it does not get hurt.
"Darling♡ I am ready♡ Please enjoy me quickly♡ El Sadat's wife pussy~♡ With this magnificent cock~♡ Scrape it raw and destroy it♡♡♡"
"Shut the fuck up, you crazy bitch. What kind of wife has no sense at all?"
"Eh?"
I raised my cock and slapped the halved ass in front of me.
"Hngoooooooh♡♡♡♡ Uu, ugh, ooooh~? D-Darling♡ Why♡"
"Tch. Still don't get it? Use your head, you stupid bitch. How would I enjoy this more in this position?"
"O-Oh, aaaaah~!! I-Is that so♡ I really am a stupid wife♡ To dare tell the heavens-like husband to move his hips♡ Such a foolish bitch♡ I do not even know how many times I have erred today♡"
El Sadat's dark-skinned hand reached out from behind, grabbed my cock, and guided it toward the pussy in front. Holding my shaft with both hands and earnestly pushing it into her own pussy is an absurdly comical sight.
"Uhaaah♡ Aaaaaah♡♡♡ It is going in♡ Into my pussy, this affection-starved pussy that loves its husband so much♡♡♡"
I stay still while her ass slowly pushes backward, forcing the insertion on its own. The sound of her pussy being stretched mixes with moans coming from behind me. Everything about it is ridiculous.
"Hngh, uuugh, uoo~♡ I-I am pushing a cock into my own pussy while looking at it♡♡ I never imagined I would experience something like this♡ Huuugh♡ Hngh♡ Huuuuuuugh♡♡♡ The cock is so thick that even when I push it myself it barely moves♡ I-I wonder♡ Am I perhaps afraid♡ Of my own wife pussy taking my husband's cock~♡ What a foolish thing♡♡"
"You dumb bitch. It is not even all the way in. Hurry up and slam your hips down!"
"Huuuugh♡ Huuugh♡ I-It is impossible♡ I am sorry for being such a pathetic wife, but any more than this♡ Please, husband, if you would just thrust once with the intent to destroy this worthless wife's pussy♡ Then I will grab my hips and move again♡ Please, just once, move your hips for me♡♡♡"
"You are such a pain in the ass, you useless bitch!!"
Thwack-baaaaang♡♡♡♡
"Hngiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik♡♡♡♡♡ Uoooooooh♡♡♡♡ The impact on my weak pussy is too muuuuuch♡♡♡♡ Ok♡ Ooh♡ Ooh♡ Ooh♡ No♡ My only good point is being pretty♡ Yet I am making monkey noises♡ Oooooooook♡♡♡"
Pop~♡ Surprised by the sudden thrust, smoke leaked out around the pipe and hose stuffed in her anus.
"Stop talking nonsense! Hips! Hips! Hips!"
"Ooooooooh~♡ Hngh♡ Uuuuuuuuugh♡♡♡ Understood♡ Ooh, ooh, I will slam my hips♡ While grabbing my husband's noble ass and pushing♡ Uoooooooh~♡ Ooooooooooh♡♡♡ The ridged cock is insane♡ My pussy is being scraped raw♡ And I am feeling a woman's pleasureeeee♡♡♡♡"
Thrust♡ Thrust♡ Thrust♡ Thrust♡ Thrust♡ Her hips begin moving at a steady rhythm. I simply relax my waist and let her pushing sway me.
"Uuuuugh… Uuuuuuugh…… Huuoh♡ Huuugh♡ Putting strength into my arms♡ Every time I push♡ My pussy gets pounded♡ The ridges grind♡♡ Everything that has never been touched before is being ruined♡♡♡ I-Is it this scary♡ It is no different from masturbating with the toys in my room♡♡♡♡ Yet just because it is my husband's cock it feels this different♡♡ Hngh♡ Huuoooh♡ Ok♡ Ooh♡ Ooook♡♡"
"Sssuuuup… Puh♡ Puh♡ Suuup……"
"Hiiiiiiiaaang♡♡♡ Darling♡ Darling♡ Darling♡♡♡ Does my pussy taste good♡ Relaxing your waist♡ Not even bothering to thrust♡ Leaving even the hip movement to your wife while you eat her pussy♡ Huuuuoooh~♡ It must be delicious♡ Please say it is♡ How is my pussy♡♡ Please say it tastes good♡♡♡"
"Puh… Puh♡ Puh… Fuuuuh~♪"
I ignored the pleading from behind and savored the cigarette in my mouth. My head really is buzzing. It feels like a drug, and while worrying about addiction I pressed the half-smoked cigarette against the wrinkled anus that still held the pipe.
"—Hik?!"
Hisssssss♡♡♡
"Hiaaaaaaaaah♡♡♡♡♡ Even while I am already smoking the hookah through my asshole♡♡♡ Cigarette butt, you say~♡ Uuoh, oooh, my beautiful wrinkles♡ Burn marks on the embroidered anus wrinkles♡♡ Huoooooooh♡♡♡ Darling♡♡ Hngh♡ Huuugh♡ Please praise your wife♡♡♡ For serving delicious pussy♡ While using her asshole as an ashtray♡ Please praise me♡♡♡♡"
Thrust thrust thrust thrust♡ Thrust thrust thrust thwaaang♡ She pushes her ass harder against me while slamming her own pussy onto my cock. She is desperate for her beloved husband's approval.
"Sssssss…… Sss… Sip… Puhuuuuh~♪"
"Uuuuuuugh~?!"
But I thoroughly ignored her. I took another drag and pressed the cigarette against her anus again with a sharp hisssss♡♡♡
"Uuuuuuuuugh♡♡♡ Hngh, ooh♡ Oooooh♡ Using my asshole as an ashtray♡ Clearly means you are enjoying it♡ The reason you are not answering is because I am doing something foolish♡♡♡"
Then she suddenly stretched her face forward and pressed her tongue against my anus.
"Umu♡ Hngh, oheeeeeeh~♡ That is right♡ I forgot♡ This is also a man's erogenous zone♡ Umu♡ Hngh♡ Lick lick lick lick♡♡♡ I am sorry for being such a stupid wife♡ Umu♡ Hngh♡ I should have been licking while shaking my hips from the start♡♡♡ Umu♡ Umu♡ Lick lick lick lick lick♡♡♡♡"
Thrust thrust thrust thrust♡ Thrust thrust thrust♡ Thwack♡♡
"Hnguuuuuuuuh♡♡♡♡ Umu♡ Hngh♡ Slurp slurp slurp♡ Suck♡ Suck♡ Lick lick lick♡♡♡ Uuuuuuuum♡ Hngh♡ Umu♡ Uuuuuuugh~♡"
El Sadat's long tongue pushed inside while her hands gripped my waist and shoved me forward with force. To think a single woman's body could pleasure my cock, ass, and even receive service from her mouth~♡
"Umu♡ Umu♡ Umumomomomo♡♡♡ Slurp♡ Beloved husband♡ This devoted wife's kiss~♡ Please accept it with your back hole as well♡ Umu♡ Umuuugh♡ Hngh♡ Uoooh♡♡ Lick lick lick lick♡♡♡ Slurp slurp♡ Slurp slurp slurp♡♡♡"
Thwack~♡ Thwack~♡ Thrust thrust thrust♡♡♡
"Suuuup… Sss… Fuuuuuuh~! Fuck, you are really good at this. Why did you not lick while thrusting until now?"
"Umuum♡ Huuup… Fuh, because I am an idiot…! Umu… Uu…… Lick lick lick lick…… Sorry… Uup… Slurp… Slurp…!"
Aaaah… Aaaah… This is killing me in its own way… Even without me moving my hips, she pushes from behind while lowering her ass in front for a sandwich press♡ Since both upper and lower bodies belong to El Sadat herself, the timing of her pushing and pounding is perfect♡ Of course both are herself, so she knows exactly when to apply pressure. It is flawless, perfectly timed sex♡
"Slurp♡♡ Hngh♡ Oop♡ Oop♡ Slurrrrp♡♡♡ Suck♡ Suck♡ Suck♡ Lick lick lick♡♡"
On top of that, the hookah I love♡ An anal kiss from a woman who is essentially a queen♡ It inflates my ego to the limit♡ Lost in this luxurious sex, I light another cigarette and press it against her anus with a sharp hisssss♡♡♡
"Umuuuuuuugh~?!"
The pipe is shoved into the wrinkled anus, crumpling it♡ Cigarette butt insertion♡
"Umu♡ Hngh, slurrrp♡ Hngh♡ Uu♡ Uuugh♡ I am being so gentle♡ Umu♡ Licking my husband's asshole while shaking my hips♡ Slurp♡ Yet my husband is putting cigarette smoke and butts into my ass♡♡ Oop♡ He is a man~♡ He is on a completely different level from some petty man♡ Umu♡ Uuuuuuugh♡♡♡ No matter how much he torments me it does not feel bad♡♡ Slurp♡ Slurrrrp♡ Slurp♡ Slurp♡ My proud man♡ The only person in the world who can shove such things into my pretty ass♡ Slurp♡ Slurp♡ Slurrrrp♡♡♡"
My ego is already soaring, and hearing her say that makes it impossible to hold back. Cute royal-pussy wife♡ Should I just fuck her to death like this♡
—Thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust thwaaaang♡♡♡♡♡♡
"Hnghiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii♡♡♡♡♡ Ooooooooh♡♡♡ Darling♡ No♡ I cannot thrust♡♡♡♡ Oooooook♡ I♡ Lovely me♡ I will make everything feel good for you♡♡♡♡ So please forgive me♡♡♡ If my husband thrusts I cannot use my tongue♡ The tongue service my husband loves so much♡♡♡ It is impossible♡ If I move my hips like this I can only make stupid noises♡♡♡♡"
"Then come, while blowing smoke out of your asshole~!!"
While pounding her, I yanked out the pipe still stuck in her anus. Immediately, phoooooooh♡♡♡♡♡
"Huuuoh♡♡♡ Ogooooooh♡♡♡♡ Blowing smoke from my ass♡♡♡ Sucking the hookah so hard through my backdoor♡♡♡ All the smoke that filled my stomach is coming out♡♡♡♡♡ Huuuuuuuuuuuuuk♡♡♡♡"
Phooooh♡♡♡ Phoooooooh♡♡♡♡ Puff puff puff puff~♡ The hookah she had been sucking through her asshole spread in a rainbow of pretty colors, rising past my nose toward the ceiling. The now-empty anus kept twitching and swallowed the half-inserted cigarette butt, then she clenched her ass hard♡♡ and desperately thrust her hips.
"Hnguuuuuuuuh♡♡♡♡ Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh♡♡♡♡ I was wrong♡♡♡ I made a mistake♡♡♡♡ My husband is thrusting so hard♡♡♡ Yet I am such a stupid wife that I cannot even move my tongue♡♡♡♡ Aaaaaah♡♡♡♡"
"It is fine, so come as much as you want. You can act like a dog or a monkey. I will feed you my cock to your heart's content, so hurry up and climax."
"Hiuuu~?! I-I can come! I♡ I♡ No matter what man I met my whole life I could never come♡ I who did not know a woman's pleasure♡ Finally climaxing♡ Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii♡♡♡♡♡"
Scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch~♡ Because she is moving her hips too fast to keep her tongue on my anus, she starts fingering it with her middle finger instead. Thanks to that my prostate is being stimulated and I am getting close, while El Sadat's pussy trembles violently as she reaches her first-ever climax.
"Ooooooooh♡♡♡♡ I am coming♡ With my husband's cock♡ With a real husband's cock♡♡♡ I am climaxing♡♡♡♡"
"I am coming too. —Huuup!!"
"Hnghiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii♡♡♡♡♡"
Twitch twitch twitch——Spluuuuuurt♡♡♡♡♡♡ From the halved lower body, love juices gush out in plain sight, splattering over my cock and balls before raining down onto her own face. At the same time, as my prostate is scratched, I release thick ropes♡♡♡♡ Filling the deepest part of that expensive dark-skinned pussy with semen feels like heaven.
"Hngoooooooh♡♡♡ Uuoh, ooooooh~♡ T-This is♡ Climax♡ My head goes white♡ Everything feels satisfied♡ C-Climax♡♡ Huuoh♡ Hoooooooooh♡♡ Hook♡ Hook♡ Huooooook♡♡♡"
"Huuuuh, ah, fuck… As expected of royal pussy, the jewel-like ridges are gripping so tightly… Hey, hey, stop trembling and suck on this, you idiot. You said you would please your husband, yet you are lost in the afterglow again?"
"Hik?!"
As a finisher, I shove the hookah pipe back into her twitching anus. After she sucks for a while I pull it out again, and phoooooooh♡♡♡♡
"Huuoooooh♡♡♡ More asshole smoking♡♡♡ Uuoh, ok, ooh, Darling♡♡♡ Darling♡♡ Still, I love you~♡ This is sincere♡ Even if you make me smoke through my asshole, burn cigarette marks on my anal wrinkles, throw butts into that hole, or do anything worse♡♡♡ I will obey unconditionally♡♡ Hik, hi, only you can satisfy me~♡ So please accept me♡♡ I will do anything♡ For you whom I love I can do anything♡♡♡♡"
Suck♡ Suck♡ Suck♡ After her love declaration she immediately plants kisses on my anus, showing her loyalty.
"What, was that really your first climax? You are not joking?"
"It is true♡ It really is♡ I am a trash bitch who has toyed with many men♡ Yet because of my constitution I never knew a woman's pleasure♡ But you are different♡ Aaah, my lovely you♡ Now I cannot leave you♡ I will never leave you♡"
To think she has never climaxed until now is shocking. When I placed the curse and during the wife play, I sensed a strange lack of affection, and this seems to be the reason.
"I treat women pretty roughly, yet you still want to follow?"
"You are such a wonderful man♡ If you are handling me then that much is necessary♡ Of course♡"
"You are a funny bitch."
I picked up the cigarette butt that had been expelled during the anal smoke show and pushed it back into her anus♡ ♡ ♡
"Uuu♡ Ooh♡ Uuuuugh♡♡ Treating me like this♡ No one else could ever do it~♡ Yet if it is your command, darling, I can accept anything♡ Huu♡ Huuuuugh♡♡ Uuugh♡"
As expected, she closed her hole and swallowed everything. Easy to carry, nice to look at, and the highest-grade portable ashtray.
"Then when we leave tomorrow, greet me in a naked dogeza. Handle anyone who complains however you like."
"Of course♡ As a wife, I must show proper respect to my heavens-like husband♡ If there are any other orders I will obey them all♡"
"And… you and that Dodo guy, the king, were you sleeping together?"
"That petty man♡ Of course, the reason I became regent was because I toyed with him♡ But from now on there will be no more physical relations♡"
"Really? No, I was just wondering, just in case…"
"My holes now belong to my husband♡ Why would I lend them to another man♡"
However, she showed enthusiasm, saying "If it is an order I will toy with anyone." Perhaps because that was originally her specialty, she appealed that she could be useful in that area. El Sadat is almost too much for a honey trap, but that is exactly why she becomes a powerful weapon.
"No, then let's cancel the naked dogeza tomorrow as well."
"W-Why?! I can do it! No, I can appear in an even more disgraceful state! So I…?!"
"It is not that you are useless. It means I have decided I want to keep our relationship hidden for now. You understand what I mean, right?"
"Ah…!"
Because she is a clever woman when it comes to matters unrelated to sex, she immediately understood.
"Huuu… I see. U-Understood. Then I will hide what happened today, so please…"
"I already know."
Smack♡♡♡
"Uuuuung♡ Uuuuuuuuugh♡♡♡ Uuuuuuugh♡♡"
As a finisher I gave her ass a hard slap, then she pulled herself out of the portal and closed it, returning to one body. She collapsed on the floor, panting heavily♡ ♡ while expelling the cigarette butt from her anus with a pop♡ and even wetting herself. The sight of an empress in such a state is laughable.
"From today onward you are Roman Cornelius's concubine. Understood? If you understand, answer!"
I stepped on her pussy while giving the order♡ El Sadat, seemingly delighted, answered with a wide smile♡
"Uuuuuuuuugh♡♡♡ So I am not the legal wife after all♡ Yet I am glad♡ Huuah, huaaah, auuugh~♡ I am El Sadat♡ Your concubine and one of your lovely wives♡ From today this Shetka is your land♡ I will always wait here with a longing heart for you♡♡ If you ever need me, please use me anytime♡ Huuugh♡ Huu♡ Huuuuugh♡ No matter how unreasonable the demand♡ I will do my best to answer♡♡♡"
"Well said. I am planning to take Tania as a concubine soon as well, so get along with her."
"That unnecessarily cheerful girl~♡ Huuuh, understood♡ Until you return I will learn more interesting tricks♡ Please look forward to next time♡"
"Do not just say it, put in the effort with your body."
"Of course♡ I will work hard and work harder so I never fail to please you♡"
A stupid yet cute wife lying on the floor with her pussy being stepped on and looking happy♡ Wanting to dirty that dark-skinned face, I lowered my cock and let out a long stream of yellow urine♡♡♡
"Umuuuuuaaaaaah♡♡♡♡♡ Uoooooooooooooh♡♡♡♡ Marking♡ Like a beast♡ Being marked as your woman♡♡ My beautiful face♡ Soaked in my husband's precious urine♡♡♡ Umphuuuoooooh♡♡♡ It is seeping into my skin♡ Uuoh♡ Oooooook♡♡♡"
"Fuck… Who told you to shower with it? It is all splashing on my feet, you stupid bitch. If I pissed for you then open your mouth and catch it. Do I have to explain every little thing?"
"Uoooooooh♡♡♡ Ooh, ooh, understood♡ I got it~♡ Oooooook♡♡♡ Ooooooooooooooooooooooh♡♡♡♡♡ Gulp♡ Guluuulululululululu♡♡♡♡ Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh♡♡♡♡♡♡♡"
Glug glug glug glug♡♡♡♡ Gurgle gurgle♡♡♡ The urine draws an arc and falls toward her mouth. It fills her pretty mouth with yellow foam. She opens her mouth as wide as possible to catch it, then gulps it all down before clasping her hands in a prayer pose.
"Fhuoooooooh~♡♡ Ohoak♡ Haah♡ Ha♡ Beloved husband♡ For sharing your love with me like this♡ I am truly grateful♡♡ Please, until you leave, torment me to your heart's content. I would be delighted~♡"
"Of course. Once you have drunk it all, get up quickly. I am sweating, I want a bath, and I am hungry. The moment work ends I am doing this with you, you crazy bitch."
"Uhaaah~♡ I-Is that so♡ I was wrong♡ Please, I will serve you in every way, so let us start with a bath♡ After that, a feast made from my body♡ I will treat you with my silk-like skin♡ Even when sleeping I will comfort you so you are not bored, so do not worry♡"
"Then stop lying around like a slug and move!!"
—Thwack-baaaaang♡♡♡♡
"Hngiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii♡♡♡♡♡♡♡"
As a finisher I kicked her dark-skinned pussy♡ She jumped up. Holding her pussy with both hands she crawls forward♡ ♡ Click♡
"Huook♡ O-Oh♡ Oooooook♡ I will open the door♡ Please follow me♡♡♡"
Still holding her pussy, she steps into the corridor. Just like when she brought the cigarettes, the attendants are shocked by El Sadat's appearance, but…
"Hngh, huuugh♡ What exactly are you all looking at~!! Is it that funny that I am holding my pussy?! Hngh, do not just stand there! Prepare the bathwater he will use at once~! You slug-like things!!!"
「「「Y-Yes ma'am~!!」」」
"Huuh♡ Huuh♡ Huuuuugh~♡ Those idiots~♡"
Even in the ridiculous state of holding her own pussy, her dignity is genuine. The attendants hurriedly leave.
"Then… my heavens-like you… please……"
"Yeah, I will destroy your pussy just like you want. I will torment you until you beg me to leave, so prepare yourself."
"Yes… Huuoh… Ooooooh~♡ I-I♡ Desire the cock-slap from the first time♡♡ Until my cheeks are destroyed♡ Please♡ Please♡"
"Got it. I will hit you until your nose bleeds, so let's wash up first."
"Aaaaaah~♡ Ah♡ Ahahahaha♡♡ Uuung~♡ I will scrub myself thoroughly♡ Cleanly♡ So I can serve my husband~♡"
After that, starting with the bath, I tormented El Sadat until the day we left. Beating her, fucking her, beating her, fucking her, shoving things into her ass and stuffing it with cigarettes~♡ Eventually the sun rose and, with her face a mess, she cried like a virgin begging "Do not leave me here," but I lightly stepped on her and returned to Servilia with her. It seems the rumor of our passionate affair did not spread, because our muscle-brained princess asked, "You were not really toyed with, were you?" However…
"—Roman. Urgent news just arrived."
"What, urgent news?"
"Yes. And it is from Shetka, which we just left."
"Huh, then should we turn back?"
"Hm?"
"What, did they come to attack out of satisfaction? No?"
"No no… It is not that… Right after we left, Dodo V passed away from illness and El Sadat the regent has ascended as queen. Well, he was someone whose time was uncertain anyway. This invasion must have been a heavy psychological burden, and perhaps that is why he passed."
"Ah…"
In the end, she never noticed my relationship with El Sadat. On the other hand, I know why Dodo V died.
'This is 100% because of me… Because I asked if she was sleeping with Dodo… She was afraid of being abandoned if she slept with another man…'
That is quite extreme. Still, from Shetka's perspective it might actually be for the best.
"If it is not someone else but Lady Sadat then there is no problem, right?"
"That is true. It just means she will continue doing what she has been doing for even longer. In that sense, it is fortunate he died quietly. He was a man who caused unnecessary confusion in national affairs just by being alive, and now the regent El Sadat will have an easier time working."
"She is queen now."
"Ah… That is right. I will have to be careful with titles from now on."
…Even if she is queen, she is nothing more than my personal cock-sleeve queen. She is also the pitiful woman who clung to my pants— no, to my cock until the moment I left today…
"Roman… Are you thinking dirty thoughts again…?"
"Of course not."
Since it is not yet time to reveal it, I will keep it hidden until it ripens nicely, then return home. Someday, I am looking forward to the day I reveal it.