The Lewd Erotic Tsunami Bursting from the Golden Wrinkle Pouch
As soon as the sun rose, we crossed the unfamiliar desert and discovered them. Yesterday was the first time we had seen the Satisfied, but on the surface they looked exactly like a primitive tribe. If captured and tattooed, their skin would burn as they were brainwashed into the Satisfied. It reminded me of those tribal fads that had been popular for a while… No, it really was exactly like a tribal thing.
What would happen if we deliberately handed someone like Servilia over to them? A white-haired, tanned tribeswoman… It was quite to my taste, actually…
"…………"
"……What are you thinking about now?"
"Dirty thoughts."
"We are on a mission. Try to take this seriously."
"I'm always serious when it comes to dirty things."
"Roman…"
The fact that captured women became breeding sows weighed on my mind. Since I wanted to claim Servilia's royal pussy for myself, I would refrain from betraying her here.
"I just got a really creepy feeling?!"
"Is it menopause?"
"Wha?! Shut up! Even if I'm an old maid who can't get married, that's going way too far!!"
Old maid… So that really bothered her. Since her childhood friend Tania had graduated from old-maid status first, it seemed to weigh on her.
"Come to think of it, Sennia—that little brat—was originally in charge of expeditions, right?"
"You're really just saying whatever comes to mind now…?"
"What's the point of holding back at this stage…? So why isn't she here?"
"Before we set out, we obtained information that the Satisfied were attempting to invade through the highlands between the Five Great Nations. If it was true, it would be a serious problem, so we sent Sennia there. She must be busy scouring that vast territory, so we probably won't see her here."
They had pioneered a new route bypassing the path blocked by the Five Great Nations… No wonder she was busy. I understood.
"What are we going to do now?"
"About what?"
"The enemy! There's a camp down there, and you boasted you'd handle it, so we climbed all the way up here! But you've been spouting nonsense this whole time…!"
Where Servilia pointed, the Satisfied's camp lay spread out. It was the second wave of the army that had invaded the city. True to the nature of contested land, high piles of sand and stone offered a vantage point from which we looked down on a clearly massive legion.
"…This is Setka's territory. The fact that they're resting comfortably here suggests they've finished their surrounding invasions and are preparing the groundwork to surely capture the next city."
"I see…"
Inside the camp, I could see them hastily assembling siege weapons. At that pace, they would likely launch another invasion by this evening.
"At a glance there seem to be well over ten thousand… Under normal circumstances, we—who don't even number a thousand—should not be the ones clashing with them…"
"Even with Lady SoroR's power?"
"The area is all sand, so it's not impossible, but I'd prefer to handle it more cleanly if possible."
"What?"
Servilia narrowed her eyes at me. It was understandable; in a situation where lives were at stake, the word "cleanly" would naturally sound strange.
"You know, yesterday when we massacred those Satisfied bastards. Remember how the corpses were all buried in the sand outside the city and caused such a commotion? There's the hygiene issue too—we have to deal with all of them—but we buried them too deep and now it's going to take a huge amount of labor."
"I know that part… but what does it have to do with being clean…?"
"That's why I'm saying—while we're sweeping them all away, wouldn't it be best to send the corpses far off?"
"Roman… what have you been saying since earlier…"
"Just watch."
I reconfirmed the Satisfied camp below and our current position, then hurled the pouch toward the sky.
"Lacunatis!"
Lacunatis — Great Spirit of Water
Current Title: Portable Anal Pouch
『Yes, Master!』
With an energetic reply as if she'd been waiting, she appeared. Blue skin, flowing blue hair, eyes like the ocean itself, and the body of a bratty loli with the exaggerated curves of an adult woman. A Great Spirit with massive breasts.
"I've been waiting forever. I thought you'd call me sooner in a place this hot…!"
Even as she puffed her cheeks in annoyance, she proudly displayed the Cornelius emblem pierced through her clitoris. She was subtly exerting pressure so everyone would know whose woman she was—which made Servilia's face flood with shock.
"No way… A G-Great Spirit… and this refreshing aura… the sea…?!"
"Lower your voice."
"…Eep?!"
Servilia's shock spread through the knights as well. Even though they were supposed to be hiding in front of the enemy camp, they couldn't stop whispering. I enjoyed it. As expected, my true nature was that of a petty man.
"A G-Great Spirit… really…?"
"Yes. I am Lacunatis, who governs the sea. As SoroR's older sister, I serve Master Roman alongside her."
After finishing her proud display of the clitoral emblem, she turned around. Then she spread her ass and lightly tugged the piercing with her index finger. The golden-crafted wrinkles of her rear hole sparkled beautifully in the sunlight.
"Please do not revere me too highly. Although I am a Great Spirit, my current duty is nothing more than that of a 【Portable Anal Pouch】. As Master commands, I am literally a living pouch that stores items inside my asshole. Just like SoroR who became a female sword, right now I am merely a tool."
"Especially Setka's reaction will be intense…"
"Right… She governs water, so she must have many believers…"
"Sorry, I'm a water believer."
"Me too… I'm happy to meet the Great Spirit, but my heart hurts just as much…"
"My parents are devout, so if they hear this their stomachs will turn…"
"Indeed."
"Of all people, Roman Cornelius has taken a Great Spirit—"
Having finished her greetings, Lacunatis walked over and hugged me tightly. She paid no attention to the knights' whispers.
"Master. Shall I punish those down there?"
"Yes. From here to there. Can you see the angle I marked? Can you wash them all the way there without leaving any corpses?"
"It will be a large-scale task… Hmm… One moment…?"
"…What are you planning?"
"Just a moment… Just a… Shhh……"
At the command she began stepping on the ground, investigating something. She stretched both hands into the air, continuing her verification, then moved to a new spot like she'd found something and kept tapping the earth.
Had she discovered something?
"Hmm… With the ground like this, it's difficult for me alone. But if SoroR helps, we can create a river all the way to the sea and wash them away."
"That means… you're creating a new river in addition to the Seporis River…?"
"It seems so. From the looks of it, there's a decent tropical rainforest at the desert's edge… If we use SoroR's power to erode the path where the river will form, we can create a loop so that when it rains there, water collects here."
"In this contested land… creating a river so easily…?"
"It's not easy. It's impossible for me alone and requires SoroR."
"Even so… as expected of a Great Spirit…"
"The scale is completely different…"
"Her current appearance aside… her authority itself is genuine…"
"Now I have a story to tell my parents…"
While the knights buzzed among themselves, I drew my sword and tossed it into the air, calling SoroR.
"Aitser~! Cute ero little sister has arrived~!"
"You heard everything, right?"
"Yup~! This is SoroR's home ground, so this time I have to produce results that will satisfy big brother~!"
"Then from there to there… I'll connect the path, so please handle the erosion work as I direct."
"Aye sir~! Big sister Lacunatis~!"
SoroR placed her left hand on the ground and her right on Lacunatis. With the two connected, the work began.
The Tebere Knights and Servilia watched in silence, mouths shut as if expecting the divine act that was about to unfold.
Then—
"Ugh?!"
"I-It's an earthquake…!"
──Rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble rumble!!!!
A colossal path stretched from the desert's edge—where the tropical rainforest supposedly lay—all the way to the Satisfied's resting camp. Unlike yesterday, no blatant tsunami occurred and no people died, yet the land was clearly being eroded.
"Uwooooooo… U, o, ooo… My insides are ringing… It feels bad…! SoroR's head is ringing too…!!"
"No. Just a little more."
"Uwoo… O… Noooo…!! Unguuu…! Our children… are screaming for me to stop…!"
"You're the older sister. Ignore them and push."
"Eeeeeee… Ueeeeee… Everyone, I'm sooorryyyyy……"
Even for SoroR, the Great Spirit of the Earth, causing ground erosion from the far edge of the land all the way to the sea was taxing. Her eyes had rolled back. No matter that it was her home ground, causing a disaster of this scale was bound to be exhausting. The land spirits that had been hiding in the desert were fleeing in droves, all of them visibly furious at the amount of power being used.
"The spirits are springing up…"
"Those glowing orbs… are they all earth spirits…?"
"It's a spectacular sight."
"They must have sensed they would die if they stayed."
"Something like this… would be recorded in myth…"
I completely agreed with the knights.
Once the work finished and the earthquake stopped, Lacunatis changed posture.
"Hehe… The erosion is complete, so now I'll kill every last one of those impious fools for you~♡ Please watch closely, my Master~♡"
This poop-tank pouch girl seemed to have forgotten all shame. She immediately dropped to all fours. At the edge of the sand dune we stood on, she lifted her ass high, spread her rear hole♡ wide, and began to release water from it.
"…Lacunatis?"
"Oh♡ Yes♡ Uuuu♡ W-Wait a moment♡ I might be too tense♡"
She was releasing it, but… from the sound of trickle trickle trickle~♡ trickle trickle~♡ it clearly wasn't much. She herself seemed surprised by the unexpected result.
"SoroR! Open my entrance for me!"
"U-Ung! SoroR will help! ─Eiiiit!!!"
The exhausted SoroR stood, grabbed Lacunatis's rear piercing, and yanked it wide.
"Master's enemies♡"
"Every last one♡"
⟨ TSUNAMI OF SUBMERSION ⟩
───GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH GUSH♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
「「「「Uwoooooooooo?!」」」」
An unbelievable volume of water exploded from the forcibly opened asshole. No matter how one looked at it, the size of the hole and the amount of water pouring out simply did not match. The waves surged like a collapsed dam, rising high enough to blot out the sky before curving down onto the eroded ground.
SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH──!!!!!!
The shattered earth was forcibly reshaped into a river as a tsunami-like wave swallowed the Satisfied's camp.
"Ungoooooooooooooooooooo♡♡♡♡♡ Uwooooooooooooooooo♡♡♡♡ It's coming out~♡ The water I stored for Master♡ Oooooong♡ Ung♡ Ung♡ Oh♡ More is coming oooooout♡♡♡ Huoooooooooooooooo♡♡♡♡♡"
Gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush♡♡♡♡♡♡
Gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush gush♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
An abnormal quantity of water kept erupting as the Satisfied's camp collapsed. I held my palm up to shield my eyes from the sun and watched with narrowed eyes.
Oooo… They were all drowning and dying… And of all places, in the middle of the desert… Submerged in waves that had erupted from Lacunatis's asshole… It was truly a vulgar death…
"Ungooooooooooong~♡ Uhuooooooooooooock♡♡♡ Master♡ Masteeeeeer♡♡ Please spank my ass♡♡"
"Uh, uhh… Like this?"
SLAP~♡
"Unguh ooooooooooooooooooo♡♡♡♡"
When I slapped her blue royal ass at her request, the pouring stream gush gush gush gush~♡ surged with even greater force. Most of the Satisfied had already been swept away by the first wave, but she increased her output as if intending to fill the new river completely.
"Uwoo♡ Oooooock♡♡ Masteeeer♡♡ This is a gift ooooo~♡♡♡ This Lacunatis♡ is giving you a giiiiift~♡ Uhuoo♡ Oooock♡♡ Please accept iiiiiit♡♡♡♡"
"Uh, uhh? Gift?"
"Yeeeees♡♡ I'll dedicate this entire river to Master♡ So let's call this river the 「Roman River」~♡ Huot♡ Huot♡ H-How is it~♡ Leaving Master Roman's name in the world♡♡ I think it's a tremendous honor♡♡♡ Huut♡ Uuuu~♡"
"I don't want my name on a river mixed with corpses and shit water…"
It would actually be clean, but… How should I put it? It was physiologically impossible…
"Eeeh♡ No waaaaay♡♡♡"
"Uh… It's not just me here. How about naming it the 「Servilia River」 instead…?"
"As if I'd do something so presumptuous! To attach my name to a miracle like this is truly a deed that deserves divine punishment!"
"Is this that presumptuous to you?"
"Seriously speaking, this entire event is a miracle that belongs in myth!! I'll suggest it to Father and Setka, so prepare yourself! This river will absolutely become the Roman River! I'll spread rumors at the Academy, and on every map depicting the Five Great Nations I'll make sure the Roman River and all its anecdotes are recorded!!"
"W-What?! Princess Servilia, you're not getting revenge for yesterday, are you~?!"
"You're the one reacting strangely! After causing a miracle that will remain in history!"
I-Is that so? Hearing her speak so earnestly made me feel strange.
"Lord Roman."
While I clutched my head, Sigrid spoke.
"Uh, uhh, uh? Why?"
"It is good that you are enjoying banter with the princess, but it appears some remnants remain… How shall we proceed…?"
Ah… Some of them luckily survived… The answer was obvious.
"I'll leave that side to the expedition knights and your unit. Go sweep them up completely. If there are any pretty Satisfied, capture a few. I want to use them as spoils and test subjects. You understand, right?"
"Yes, of course."
Sigrid drew her sword.
"Did you all hear that?! Pussy Knights, all members sortie! Kill the men and capture the women! Ugly bitches may be killed!"
「「「「Pussy! Pussy! Pussyyy─!!」」」」
"That's why I told you to stop with those vulgar cheers?! Kuuuuk~! Hey, we're moving out too! Everyone draw your weapons! Do not fall behind that pervert group!!"
「「「「Yes! Lady Servilia─!!!」」」」
She created a path of ice and flew off swiftly. The Tebere Knight Order followed, sliding smoothly behind her. Thanks to that, the great spirit sisters and I remained here, watching the battle unfold.
"Uwoo… Oooock… O… Beloved Master♡ The river… I created… All of it for Master… Leaving your name in the world… Ouuuuk~♡"
"Hueh♡ SoroR can't anymore~♡"
Once the river was finally complete, both of them collapsed with a thud and reverted to object form. The sword and pouch fell to the ground and got dirty, but after I shook them off, both pleaded in exhausted voices.
『Big broooo♡ SoroR worked really hard sooo♡ I'll rest a bit~♡』
『Me too♡ Not as much as SoroR but I used quite a bit so♡ A day off please~♡』
"Yes. You both did well. Rest deeply until you recover."
『『Nyaheeeeeeng~♡』』
With those words the great spirit sisters fell silent. The sight was ridiculous, yet with such playful antics they had reshaped the terrain and caused tens of thousands of casualties. They were truly not to be underestimated.
"That idiot Servilia told me not to meet with the Sadat Regent, but after this it looks unavoidable."
After all, I had come intending to meet them from the start. Having created a river in this contested land, they would be unable to ignore us.
'I hear she's quite the beauty…'
Let's take this chance to see the face of that greedy woman.