The Evil God's Secret Hobby♡
The busiest person in this household is obviously the Evil God, Perpena.
Even at this late hour, long after Roman had fallen asleep, she had gathered the maids and was still hard at work.
“Then, including that matter, let us speak of what lies ahead—”
She informed them in advance that they would soon be recruiting more staff. She chattered on about the new shift schedule as well. With an expedition approaching, she gave a serious explanation about how to receive guests who might visit the mansion while the master was away, and how to handle pilgrims visiting the holy sites. Yet because of the late hour, many of the maids struggled to stay focused.
‘Hey… hasn’t the head maid been acting kind of weird lately…?’
‘Yeah… even her way of speaking has changed…’
‘I saw it the other day… I think she and Lord Roman are in that kind of relationship…’
‘Right… she even calls him with such honorifics now…’
‘Well, since it’s Lady Perpena, I suppose it makes sense…’
‘It’s suspicious…’
‘Maybe she’s the legal wife…?’
‘Ehhh…’
‘Now that I think about it, all of Lord Roman’s recent fiancées (candidates) were treated like concubines…’
‘So the head maid really is the main wife…?!’
A flying tray suddenly cut through the air.
BANG!
“Kyaaaaah?!”
“While others are speaking, what exactly is so amusing that you feel the need to mutter among yourselves?”
“Uwaa… we’re sooorry~!”
“Tsk… enough of that nonsense. These are the points you must pay attention to for the time being, so do not forget them.”
“Understood…”
“Also. I have heard that recently the number of maids who speak carelessly about their families has increased sharply. It is fine to boast about matters concerning the Great Spirits, but do not chatter too freely. If useless rumors spread, grow flesh and sprout heads, and become exaggerated, they will become impossible to control. And when that happens… who do you think will be held responsible? You clever girls should already know the answer.”
“Ugh… Y-yes, we know!”
“We will keep watch over each other, so please don’t worry!”
“We will be especially careful~!”
“Is that so? Then this one can rest easy. That concludes tonight’s discussion, so you are all dismissed. I will tidy Lord Roman’s room myself, so return to your quarters and rest.”
“Yes!”
“Thank you for your hard work~!”
Once the maids scattered like ants and disappeared, Perpena crossed her arms and shook her head. Even though the head maid had declared she would remain until the end to clean, not a single one of them had offered to help.
“Goodness… being a head maid is no easy task…”
She let out a short sigh, turned around, and quietly slipped toward Roman’s room.
“Krr… sniff… krrng… nhaaa……”
“Uuuuuh♡ huuuh♡ huuu… nngh…”
In the dim room, Roman and Nigilia were sleeping peacefully, still joined together. The sword and the pouch were quiet as well, clearly asleep. Yet in this tranquil room, a certain foreign entity had slipped inside.
“Honestly… I nearly got caught…”
A black shadow formed on the ceiling and soon dripped down like a droplet of water. At the center of what the shadow enveloped was an adult male, his eyes rolled back and stained with dark red blood.
“To think they would send an assassin after our benefactor… I wonder which faction sent this one?”
“…………”
“Is he dead already? I only gave him the gentlest caress, yet he perished. What a truly pathetic human.”
At a gesture from Perpena, the shadow transformed into tentacles and penetrated the corpse’s ear. The body’s eyes snapped open.
“Ugh… oh… aaah…?”
“Hmm… he has been dead for quite some time. Well, no matter. As long as I can extract the information…”
With another gesture, the corpse opened its mouth.
“I… am… Michel… Spirit Society… heretic… assassination squad…”
“Another one from the Spirit Society. That white pig bitch from Britannia truly has nothing better to do. To attempt to strike at our benefactor at such an hour—does she not value her own life?”
“Roman… Cornelius… Lady Isabel’s… enemy……”
“Hmph… that woman again. I do not understand the hearts of those obsessed with religion, but to throw away one’s life over something like that… Then who is the mastermind? Who gave the order? Speak at once.”
“Uuu… personal… grudge…”
“Tsk. So there is no one pulling strings from behind. What troublesome creatures.”
Perpena crossed her arms, pondered for a moment, then asked again.
“I heard the Spirit Society has been plotting something lately. Do you know anything about it?”
“I… am a low-ranking member… information is… restricted… I do not know……”
“How fastidiously thorough. Even a rumor will do. Tell me anything you know.”
“Oh… eh… Great Spirit… subjugation……”
“…The Great Spirit, you say?”
“That is correct… Great Spirit… Our Britannia as well… Her Majesty the Queen… plans to summon a Great Spirit… such rumors… are spreading… secretly……”
“Hmm. That woman was certainly born with the blessing of the Great Spirit of Light. Her aptitude was high as well, so perhaps it is possible.”
“Aah… Your Majesty… please… take revenge… for Lady Isabel……”
“Wait. Not yet. Unlike other nations, you people maintain a grand barrier to block the invasion of the Barbarians. Are you also drawing the power for that barrier from spirits?”
“It is the power of the spirits… handled by Lady Isabel… and the bishops……”
“In other words, there are research facilities everywhere exploiting spirits.”
“Incorrect… We… communicate with them… and receive… their support……”
“Yet you have never actually seen it with your own eyes, have you?”
“…………”
“Even in death, you shut your mouth when the question is inconvenient. What a tiresome fellow.”
But it seemed she had obtained the answers she wanted. With a dismissive wave, the corpse collapsed once more.
“The Great Spirit of Light, is it? Unfortunately, that one has poor compatibility with our benefactor. If I moved personally, I could easily crush such insects, but then our benefactor’s ‘childhood play’ would be ruined. Playing as a maid is enjoyable, but at times like these…”
What would happen if her existence were revealed to the world? In a world where all the gods had vanished… an Evil God?
“That would be amusing in its own way, but it would be troublesome if this one were placed in the spotlight… The ones who must be elevated are not this one, but our benefactor… Hehehe…”
Part of Perpena’s body crumbled, and from within poured a mass of black tentacles that swallowed the corpse whole. It was as if her entire visible form was merely a shell. The writhing mass that flowed out retrieved the body and then reshaped itself back into Perpena.
“The sweet taste of defiled divinity~♡”
She licked her lips and glanced sideways. Roman and Nigilia had not woken up.
“Kuhuhu… You are still sleeping so adorably… my beloved benefactor…”
Fearing he might wake, she crept forward with utmost care and gathered the clothes he had casually discarded.
“Hehe… hehehehehe……”
She clutched the chiton drenched in sweat from a full day of exertion and blushed deeply. Then she slightly parted her skirt and slowly inhaled it…
‘Nnguu… uuu… fabric soaked with my benefactor’s sweat… huhaaaaa~♡ I cannot endure it~♡ The exquisite collaboration of waste from his cock and his sweat♡ Hoaaa♡ Ah♡ I must swallow it all down like this~♡ Nnguu♡ Nng♡ Nng♡ Nng♡ Nnghuuuuuuuu♡♡♡’
From between her spread thighs beneath the skirt came the sound of greedy, wet gulping♡. Although the fabric was clearly being swallowed where her pussy should be, the large piece of cloth gradually disappeared from view until it was completely consumed.
‘Nnguuuuuuuuu~♡♡♡ As expected, eating my benefactor’s bodily fluids through my lower hole after work is truly the best~♡ Uuuuuu♡ A corpse is nice, but this is incomparably superior♡ My absolute favorite side dish♡ Nng♡ The salty and greasy flavors mixing together♡ I cannot help but feel the joy of being a woman~♡♡’
She stuck out her tongue, licked her lips, and gently patted her slightly swollen belly. The surface of her stomach wriggled and squirmed♡ as if something living moved inside. Then her belly gradually deflated, and she opened her mouth.
“Geup~♡”
A vulgar belch, as if she had finished a delicious meal. Yet she was not done. She looked around, gathered more discarded clothing, and pushed them under her skirt as well.
‘Nnguuuuuuuung♡♡♡ The towels used yesterday and today~♡ Sweat-drenched sweat towels♡ Oooooooooh♡♡♡ So delicious♡ So sweet~♡ Uuuu~♡ The trash can♡ The tissues only half-wiped♡ Truly, these are expensive items on this land♡ When they could simply use Nigilia’s or SoroR’s tongues♡♡ Nngut♡ Ut♡ Ut♡ Still, this is quite the delicacy♡ Soaked through with semen♡ My pussy is tingling all over♡ Uho♡ Ooooooh♡♡’
Tsuruuuruuu~♡ Tsuruuuruuuruuu~♡
Tentacles extending from beneath her skirt swallowed the towels and trash, causing her belly to swell once more. But she soon digested them as well.
“Geuuuuk♡”
“Nnghuuuu♡♡ How delicious~♡ To leave such wonderful things abandoned… As expected, the other bitches still lack proper education. If one looks at things with a broader perspective, there are so many pleasures besides cock~♡ Kuhuhuhu♡”
She retracted the extended tentacles back under her skirt and returned to her flawless appearance. Long legs, thick thighs, a beautiful pussy and white pubic hair♡.
“Good… no abnormalities… I must check several more times in case any ‘escaped’…”
After inspecting her legs and hole multiple times, she shook out her skirt and was about to leave the room when she paused. She returned to the bedside, climbed onto the desk, and pressed her face against the sword and especially the pouch.
『……………』
“……You are awake, aren’t you?”
『Ugh…?!』
The room was dark, and her face was obscured by the black-tinted shadow, making her expression impossible to read. Lacunatis, still in the form of a pouch, trembled violently.
“You saw, didn’t you?”
『I-I didn’t mean to look on purpose… I was trying to sleep, but I heard rustling sounds and couldn’t help it…』
“I am not particularly angry, so you may relax.”
『You are angry, though, aren’t you?』
“Am I? Well, perhaps. Showing that appearance to our benefactor is something this one fears greatly. Therefore… you understand, yes…?”
『Y-yes… I understand…! S-secret! My lips are sealed, so please rest easy!』
“…………”
『…………』
It was a bizarre sight—the pouch trembling violently—yet Perpena was not smiling. The atmosphere was that of someone seriously contemplating, ‘Should I kill this bitch?’
『Per… pena… my lady?』
Then the killing intent suddenly vanished.
“…Right? You will keep your promise, won’t you?”
『Of course… naturally…』
“Good. Then we are finished.”
She tapped the pouch twice, then finally left the room. Her steps were light and cheerful, and the way she gently stroked her belly revealed a maternal tenderness as if she were pregnant.
『…I will have to take what I saw today to the grave.』
After she left, Lacunatis finally closed her eyes in relief. Even though she was in the form of an object, the pouch was drenched in cold sweat.