The Golden Wrinkled Pouch and the Pussy Hope List
I thought it was too fast and wondered if it had failed, but I never imagined she would drop it so soon… Lacunatis. You thought this through well too. Wanting to become a tool that helps Lord Benefactor is truly admirable.
『Yes, ugh, Lady Perpena… You flatter me… I should be the one thanking you. With this, I can be of help to Master as well.』
“Here, it’s complete.”
I happened to encounter Lady Perpena right at the entrance to the office. She had been carrying a thick bundle of papers, which I took from her, and I asked her to modify it on the spot. This time it was finished instantly, without any hammering.
“How is it, Lord Benefactor?”
“Oh, I only asked for a pouch, but I didn’t expect it to be crafted this beautifully. It sparkles and looks so stylish. At first glance it really feels like a bag stuffed full of gold coins~?”
“Doesn’t it~?”
Black fabric bearing the golden emblem of the Cornelius family. The opening was embroidered with gold thread. I tested it by stretching the mouth as wide as possible and sliding my forearm inside. Strangely, no matter how deep I reached, I never touched the bottom.
『Nngh, aaaaah, aaah~♡ Master’s hand is reaching so deep… Uuugh…! It’s so embarrassing♡』
This reaction… So the pouch entrance really was her anus. Yet there was no intestinal fluid, and no fear of it getting dirty no matter what I put inside. It seemed capable of swallowing almost anything. I made a mental note to store something in it later.
“Lacunatis. It’s finished, so show me your changed form.”
『Yes, Master~♡』
The instant I withdrew my hand, the pouch glowed and unfolded into a blue body. Long sapphire hair, sea-blue eyes, a physique like the ocean itself, and even the wave-pattern tattoos were unchanged. She still possessed that mature-yet-deformed-adult, big-breasted mesgaki figure. Because her body had been so lewd to begin with, it was hard to notice the differences at first glance.
The new additions were the womb tattoo engraved on her belly and the Cornelius family emblem now dangling from her clitoris—things SoroR had endured as well.
“Please look favorably upon this pervert’s anus, Lacunatis’s~♡”
The difference from SoroR was the “dense golden tattoos covering every wrinkle of her anus.” The golden embroidery around the pouch opening was exactly that. The dedicated anal piercing remained, and the folds themselves glittered beautifully, so I spoke without thinking.
“You’ve leveled up from the Portable Ass-Tank Pouch to the Golden Wrinkled Pouch…”
“Yeees… Hehehehe… Even though it’s such a filthy hole… I wanted it to feel luxurious for Master’s sake~♡”
“What an adorable thing to do. That’s enough. Stop winking that hole open and closed and return to pouch form.”
“Thank you sincerely for appreciating my filthy hole~♡ Hup♡”
After the grateful reply she folded back into the impressive gold-embroidered pouch and clung tightly to my side. Knowing the embroidery represented her anal wrinkles, the round drawstring was her piercing, and the opening itself was her anus made the whole thing strangely erotic.
“I heard it earlier, but let me ask again. You said your asshole is connected to the sea, correct?”
『Yes. To be precise, that is what I call it. I have always been able to store objects in a vast, deep place, and conversely draw water from it. That is why I was called the Great Spirit of the Sea from the moment I was born.』
“You didn’t suddenly spread your asshole back then. How did you use it in the past?”
『If I embraced someone or they touched my body, everything would be sucked inside. Because my blue body is the sea itself. Humans hostile to me were drawn into my body and drowned, or swept away and killed by the water I poured from my entire being.』
I see… So it really was a hole connected to the suspicious place Lacunatis called “the sea”…
………………
…………
…Couldn’t I use this as a substitute for my underwear?
“Um, Lady Perpena——”
“It won’t do.”
I hadn’t even said it yet.
“Lord Benefactor, I know every thought that crosses your mind. So let me stop you here: never do such a thing.”
“Why not?”
“Look at Lacunatis in this wretched state. A mere embrace reduced her to this. If you used her as panties, she would truly lose her mind.”
『Aaaah~?! T-that kind of method! If that’s possible, I would rather be remade into Master’s cock panties instead of a pouch! I’m perfectly fine with it! Absolutely fine, so please! Stuff me any time of the day, twenty-four hours! Clean panties that never need washing even after being used all day long! I’m certain Master would be satisfied~!』
“That is precisely why I said no. Do you truly wish to go mad, you wench?”
『Evil God Niiiiim~!』
Just from Lacunatis’s reaction I understood exactly what would happen. Damn it. I had hoped that, if things went well, I could wrap my cock and balls in one go and carry them comfortably inside this space.
“Your ideas terrify even me, Lord Benefactor. It was the same when you first learned of the curse, but I worry whether it is right to teach you anything further.”
“My cock is convenient when I’m using it, but walking with it is still uncomfortable. Normally I could leave it to Nigilia and be done, but from now on we have expeditions. I want to fire the curse pew-pew-pew myself. At this rate I won’t even be able to step down from the chariot.”
“Well, in that case we will simply have to approach the problem from a different angle…”
“Haa…”
So it really was forbidden. Nothing to be done. While organizing my thoughts I skimmed the documents I had received. Had they all come to me?
“Most of these seem to be personal profiles…”
“That is only natural. They are engagement candidates aiming to become either legal wife or concubine.”
As expected~!
“Now that Lacunatis’s modification is complete, let us speak inside. All the remaining vassals are waiting for you.”
“Yes…”
With the documents in one arm, I scratched the pouch with the other—scratch, scratch~♪
“I’ll introduce you to the vassals later, so stay quiet until then, all right?”
『I understand. Then I shall sleep. If you need me, simply set me on the floor and step on me. The sensation will feed back, so I will wake immediately.』
She seemed exhausted from her first sex and the subsequent modification.
“Understood. See you later.”
『Yes… Master, please work hard on your duties………』
The moment those words ended, the pouch went limp. That should do it. Lady Perpena discreetly withdrew as well, and I carried the documents into the office.
“Lord Roman!”
“Forgive us for bothering you the moment you return when you must be busy!”
“I had intended not to rush you today, however…”
“No, no, it’s my fault for leaving the mansion at such a busy time. I met Lady Perpena on the way and received these, so let’s organize them quickly.”
「「「「Yes!」」」」
Far from being busy, I had had enough leisure to fuck a Great Spirit, so it was actually welcome. I sat down, distributed the papers, and the interim reports on the tasks I had commissioned came in one after another, keeping my ears busy.
“——And so, most of the technicians have returned. Thanks to the great name value of the sanctuary, the territory has regained its vitality. The same problem is unlikely to recur.”
“Lord Roman’s tax deduction policy is also receiving high praise. Workers with dependents are stepping forward eagerly. Perhaps because of that, everyone is enthusiastic about marriage, and many laborers are volunteering for the job without separate recruitment.”
“Thanks to that, road development is proceeding smoothly. The dedicated roads connecting farms have been opened and carriages now run on schedule; the reputation is excellent.”
“The bandit groups have decreased noticeably as well. Sigrid’s name already carried weight, but now ominous rumors spread alongside it and people avoid the area.”
“Those fellows, no matter how much money is involved, wouldn’t want to end up like that. If I were a bandit I’d feel the same. Look at the farms. They stick a rod into a woman’s hole, plant her in the middle of the wheat field, and use her to chase away birds. A human scarecrow. It works well at driving off birds, and the bandit forced into that shape screams under the sun all day. Who would see that and still attack?”
“Instead, the religious folk who come are troublesome. Farms growing golden crops prohibit outsiders, yet they raise a fuss claiming they only want to offer one prayer.”
“From their perspective it is a pilgrimage to the sanctuary… That much is acceptable, but…”
“I wanted to bring only good news, but there is a problem. The outer regions where SoroR-nim’s prestige reaches only faintly are suffering from water shortages. We would like to address that area as well……”
I scratched the pouch.
“I’ll handle that, so let’s move on to the main topic.”
“Understood.”
Documents containing personal information were pushed forward one by one. I was not checking them alone. The vassals seated before me had already reviewed them and eliminated anyone who fell below the standards I had set. They were not judging arbitrarily; they were discarding only those that clearly failed the criteria I had established. Anything even slightly ambiguous was left for me to examine.
“First, these… They were sent by the official merchants we contracted this time. Since they are aiming for concubine rather than legal wife, they seem to know their place.”
“I told them that if they sent women I would truly ruin them. Was the message delivered properly?”
“I conveyed it, yet this is the quantity we received.”
“Unbelievable… How desperately do these bastards want to latch onto me…?”
Let’s see… Let’s see… Oh my, quite the dense beauty. Not the merchant’s own daughter but an adopted child. Since I knew every face of the currently contracted merchants, they must have adopted a former sex slave. The attached photograph showed her in an unmistakably seductive pose, wearing revealing clothes, and something about her reminded me of Nigilia. Frankly, the moment she came to mind I knew she was not a normal woman.
“They can’t send their real daughter, so they try to slip one in by adopting a disposable child… Do they take me for a fool?”
“Dispose of it?”
“Obviously. This type—especially those who adopt a girl thinking she can die in their real daughter’s place—weed them all out.”
“Understood.”
“Yeah, I figured they’d be culled.”
“Indeed.”
“What a waste of paper. What are they even doing…”
There had been quite a few of this sort; nearly half the documents vanished. Damn… I should have set the criteria more precisely…
“The next lady is here.”
While still regretting, I checked the next set of profiles. They had given me several at once, all using the same format, so they had been bundled together.
“What the hell is this…”
That was why I was even more shocked. What the fuck were these bitches thinking???
“They are applying to be concubines. A few are aiming for legal wife as well.”
“That’s not what I’m asking. Why does every single one of them have ‘Pussy Knight Order Aspirant’ written on her application?”
“Yes. They request that you evaluate their aptitude both as entrants to the Pussy Knight Order and as potential fiancées… They wish to prioritize joining the order first.”
“These fucking bitches are really good at finding loopholes.”
“The Pussy Knight Order… It sounds strange coming from us, but anyone who wants to join it is clearly not normal. The knight order is obviously an excuse; their true target is Lord Roman. Even if they are disqualified as fiancées, they plan to grow closer by entering the order.”
“…………”
“Lord Roman?”
“In other words, they are declaring, ‘I am at least qualified to join the Pussy Knight Order,’ correct?”
“Er… Yes… That would be the implication.”
“What do you all think of our knight order? Does it look that easy to you?”
“You are the one who made it easy, Lord Roman… Yet by common sense it is an extremely demanding unit.”
“Regardless of skill, the training routine is far from normal.”
“An iron unit that moves according to strict discipline from morning till night. On top of that, they place restrictions on sexual activity, cease to be women, and are trained into beasts…”
“Knights by day, women by night, without even time to rest.”
“Under normal circumstances they would go insane.”
I had asked in anger, but I had not expected it to be that bad. Come to think of it, I had never asked for details about the training… Hmm… Perhaps I should check with Sigrid before the expedition…
“…Let’s pass this group.”
“Is that wise?”
“Whatever their ulterior motives, the fact that they applied for the Pussy Knight Order is real. So let’s give them what they want. After watching for a few days, if any women complete the training without missing sessions, it won’t be too late to meet them then, will it?”
“Simply not running away from there already shows considerable spirit.”
“Sigrid will filter most of them for us without our having to think too hard… I believe it is a good plan.”
“Then I will process these documents.”
“Mm.”
Next. Another bundle. This group, however, differed from the previous two. They were charging straight in. Every photograph sent this time was completely nude. They were not adopted children but eldest daughters of their houses. Because of that, it seemed to be their first time; they stood rigidly at attention in the pictures. Some had tearful faces. A few showed faint bruises, perhaps from being struck when they resisted being photographed. Truly a mixed bag.
The worst was a father who had bound his daughter in full-body restraints and posed her like an M-slave.
“There are many truly shameless people in the world.”
“Yeah… I’m genuinely shocked right now…”
These were men who had accurately understood one of my major conditions: “You know my sexual wall, right? Send your daughter and I will definitely destroy her!” They were openly stating, “To form ties with Cornelius, the daughter’s human rights don’t matter in the slightest.”
“Would you like to read the contents?”
“Uwa…”
In the self-introduction column, the daughter’s sexual preferences were written in exhaustive detail: masturbation habits, frequently used toys, primary erogenous zones, three sizes… Some pages even had bloodstains, as if the writer had been beaten while writing. They must have resisted desperately because they did not want to record such things. I did not know what kind of girl she was, but the mixture of pity and arousal was undeniable.
“How shall we handle them?”
“Obviously all pass. If the previous applicants had shown this level of resolve, how satisfying would it have been?”
“The women in this group will all arrive in tears.”
“That’s what makes it good~?! Just imagining how thoroughly they’ve been tormented at home before coming here is hilarious~!”
“Lord Roman…”
“That sexual wall of his is truly…”
“Forgive him. He is outstanding in every field except those related to women.”
“The fact that even that wall never changes is exactly what makes him Lord Roman…”
“Would Nigilia still have called Lord Roman a fake after seeing that?”
“Because he has become sincere…”
You have all grown accustomed to my eccentricities. Since they did not seem to genuinely despise it, I felt relieved as well.
“Next?”
“There are many minor cases besides the previous ones, but today I would like to conclude after discussing these.”
“What is it?”
“Please look at these documents.”
Oh, so this was the last batch. It appeared to come from the Five Great Nations. Since each country’s king and princess had made the recommendations, we could not simply brush them aside.
“First is Chapel. They have put forward a princess.”
“Mm, mm… Mm…?”
I narrowed my eyes just in case… Sure enough…
“Eh, Tania?”
“Is something the matter?”
Ah… This worn-out woman had already been scheduled for shipment… It seemed the offer was sent while I was still at the academy, and Chapel apparently did not know that Tania and I had been fucking.
……I had taxidermied Tania and sent her. Without any need for that, they had effectively granted permission for the marriage.
“Tania is fine. Pass.”
“Pardon? Why?”
“Princess Tania is famous for her good personality. Her appearance is not the type Lord Roman dislikes……”
“No, no~! That’s not what I mean! She’s already promised to be accepted as a concubine! I told her so myself!”
“Ah.”
The vassals’ faces uniformly read “So you ate her on site.” Yes… I ate her… Moreover I had her taxidermied alive and sent home to obtain marriage permission quickly. Yet they had already approached us. I felt I had done something regrettable to Tania.
“You appear to be sweating rather heavily…?”
“It’s nothing… Whew, who’s next!”
“This side.”
This time it was the Chang Kingdom where Princess Sunho resided. Could it be Princess Sunho? I had hoped, but—
“Who are these two?”
There were twins. Seriously, who were they?
“They are the Xiao and Mao sisters, distant relatives of Princess Sunho. Interestingly, they are gisaeng—specifically court gisaeng who serve within the palace.”
I was not familiar with the term.
“Explain in more detail.”
“They are courtesans who serve only the emperor and the imperial family. They are proficient in music, dance, and etiquette and do not sell their bodies recklessly. Their position is entirely different from that of ordinary prostitutes.”
“They do not sell themselves recklessly, but it is different when it comes to the imperial family. Essentially they are the emperor’s exclusive prostitutes.”
“Why would distant relatives of Princess Sunho be doing such work?”
“From what we understand, the emperor of the Chang Kingdom once secretly slipped out of the palace to enjoy the night streets and then…”
“They are the children born to the prostitute he slept with that night.”
“Because of the various political complications, the imperial family took them in and Princess Sunho has been raising them.”
I see. A common enough tale.
Based on the vassals’ explanation I read the letter Princess Sunho had sent along with them.
“Indeed… Knowing I like women, she chose girls who could perform that role well yet would not become a burden to me…”
“The content is unexpectedly sincere.”
“That is because it is Princess Sunho.”
She had not recommended herself because she feared she might not suit my tastes… or so she claimed. Whether it was an excuse or not, the sincerity was clear.
“What is your decision?”
“I will meet them. There is no reason to refuse.”
“Understood. Then next…”
“…What about Britannia?”
“None.”
“Truly?”
“They sent no word. It is unexpected.”
“The Spirit Society… They should want to obtain a Great Spirit, yet…?”
Suspicious… What are they planning? Have they decided to ignore me completely now that we are enemies?
“Setka also sent no contact, so Tebere is last.”
I had no idea what was happening, but I accepted the documents from Tebere. Expecting either Servilia or Senia, I narrowed my eyes—then broke into a cold sweat.
“…………”
What the hell is this again? Where were the white-haired sisters…? A queen list…?
“Tebere did not recommend their two princesses. Instead, from a foreign land—a ruined country that vanished because of the Barbarians—they gathered every queen who had once ruled a nation there. The entire Tebere family collected them and pushed them all toward us.”
“Has the head of our kingdom finally lost his mind???”
“On the contrary, this is likely the most rational move.”
“Knowing that Lord Roman prefers expensive women, they resorted to this…”
“Insane…”
What the fuck was this? Every page I turned was queen, queen, queen, queen, queen… All of them queens! If that had been the end I would not have been surprised, but every single queen was completely naked! Nude except for garter belts, red cloaks, and expensive-looking crowns. They held the staffs they had once wielded in their mouths, hands bound behind their backs! They looked as though they had been taken captive, yet their eyes blazed with pride! The phrase “haughty queens” suited them perfectly!
──Truly arrogant queens! To advertise the fact that they were “queens of a ruined country” like this…!!
“King Remerus…”
“What on earth is he thinking?”
“Um, Lord Roman? I have a very bad feeling about this. It might be better to refuse……”
I shook my head.
“…As expected?”
“Refusing this with my sexual wall… is impossible…!”
“Aaaah…”
“Lord Romaaaan~!”
Everyone lamented, yet their expressions said they had anticipated this outcome. After we eventually accepted even this and the discussion drew to a close…
‘A ruined country, huh… Come to think of it, the Ain queen I ordered… Shouldn’t she be arriving around now…?’
With the portal available, delivery took less than a day.
As if on cue, there came a knock on the office door.
『Lord Roman. The merchant from Chapel has arrived with the goods. Did you indeed place this order? If not, I shall drive him away——』
“Ooooh~!! That’s the one I ordered! The discussion is mostly finished, so tell him I’ll come out myself!”
『Understood.』
I answered the maid and rose.
“I-I’ll be going?”
“We are fine here.”
“Take care.”
The vassals said they would “narrow the candidates further and contact you again,” smiling awkwardly. Even while suffering because of my sexual wall, they continued to support me like this… They were such grateful people that I bowed deeply before leaving the room.