The Pussy Knights Flaunt Themselves Before the Peasants♡
Cornelius's farmland gleamed with gold both day and night. Even when I first arrived here, the sight had been almost painfully dazzling. The houses and tools themselves weren't made of gold, yet every implement bore a touch of gold leaf at its tip—an absurd detail.
"They say even the crops, the beasts that feed on them, and perhaps even humans eventually turn to gold," I remarked.
"In the case of humans, prolonged consumption gradually brings one's body into harmony with this era's golden ratio," Sigrid replied. "Our Pussy Knights have long enjoyed its blessings, as have the farmers. It aids in dieting and beauty, and when fed to the injured, it accelerates recovery. Most of the harvest is sent to the Four Kingdoms, with the remainder kept domestically."
"Can't these seeds sprout anywhere else?"
"None at all. It is only possible because the Goddess of the Earth watches over this land. The same seeds planted elsewhere yield neither gold nor even silver. The Four Kingdoms beyond Tebere already struggle with agriculture due to the barbarians' curse, making it even more impossible."
"So no Tonden-style farming here, then."
At the same time, the golden-ratio effect made sense. The original Roman had been a pig, yet slimming down had revealed a handsome man beneath. Here, the Pussy Knights had no ugly women, and the same held for the servants. Even the farmers, who received the greatest blessings, stood around looking like models.
The Goddess of the Earth, huh. Lady Perpena had declared, "There are no gods besides me." The widely circulated mythology texts here taught the same…
"Look! It's that knight order!"
"Yeah! That knight order!"
"They look like proper sinners… Still, it's a relief they've been brought to heel so neatly."
"Did they bring more toys for the laborers again?"
"With these, everyone can blow off some steam."
"At first I wondered what kind of women they were, but now they look like angels!"
"They really are angels! All beauties, and easy on the eyes too!"
"Long live that knight order! Three cheers!"
I glanced sideways. Right after arriving at the center of the golden fields, the captured onaholes were being distributed. The Pussy Knights seemed to enjoy a certain status here; at least no one openly called them "pussy" to their faces.
"Take one! I know you're excited, but don't forget hygiene comes first!"
"Anyone hiding a venereal disease like last time will face especially harsh punishment! If you have something, don't be ashamed—report it immediately and get treated!"
"Right, we've branded your asses! The quartermaster will report directly once stock falls below a certain number!"
Hissssss!
"Gyaaaaah! My ass is burning?!"
"M-my ass is melting! Hot! It's too hot!!"
"Hot! What the hell are these crazy bitches pressing on us?!"
"A brand. It's your number tag here. You're the 540th onahole."
"540?! H-how many did you accept?!"
"Stop! I'm a man, damn it!!"
The onaholes thrashed with numbers branded on their asses, but it was meaningless. The men working here swarmed like bees, bowing their heads repeatedly to the Pussy Knights.
"Man, everyone was complaining the work was too exhausting, and now fresh supplies have arrived right on cue~!"
"Those bastards who ruined valuable crops… We're truly grateful for this too!"
"H-hey! What are you thanking them for?!"
"How many times do we have to say we're men?!"
"—Shut it, you moron! Managing crops in this suffocating environment where even whores can't enter? Plenty of guys would jump at any hole!"
"You lot have proper bodies and meat on your bones! How could we resist?!"
"No one here's going to look at you grasshopper swarm with pity!"
"Aaaah! You crazy bastards!!"
They were all covered in sweat and dirt, yet they laughed as they received the onaholes. It was an utterly deranged scene. After my vassals reacted that way, I'd thought I was the only one here driven mad by lust, but thankfully the men were all normal.
"Um… I have a question…"
"What is it?"
"Why don't the Pussy Knights service us?"
"…What?"
"You stupid bastard! What kind of question is that to ask the knights?!"
"But it's true. Unlike bandits, they're all sinners and basically public prostitutes, right? That's why they're dressed like that."
"That's just the visible punishment! These ladies are still active as knights…!"
"Calling them knights is too much. They're just self-proclaimed pussy knights. Last time I saw them shouting 'pussy, pussy' and all."
"You bastard, you're that outsider who just joined, aren't you?! I warned you in advance not to be rude to the knights here because of the outfits—there are circumstances!"
"Living here too long must've made your head thick. Punishment is punishment, but a request shouldn't be out of line, right? I heard these women tried to rebel against the young master here. This is us being pretty polite."
"You crazy bastard!!"
"So, whether it's possible or not, just answer…"
It was a bold question. The entire knight order answered with atmosphere.
『…………』
"…Huh."
They showed an unexpectedly displeased reaction. Personally, I was fine with NTR or humiliation as long as it involved a crying woman, and I'd already told them, "If there's a man you like, you can give it to him." But…
"Get that pathetic little thing out of here."
"Eating the crops here must've changed your constitution and made you cocky. We don't even feel ordinary ones like that."
"If you enjoy thrusting into empty air against a woman who feels nothing, we'll gladly oblige."
"Otherwise, just jerk off quietly with an onahole, you lowlife."
…Harsh. Even though their outfits looked like full-body fishnet with nipple pasties—basically exposed whores—their killing intent was chilling.
"I wonder if they really needed to say it like that. As a fellow man, I feel a bit sorry for him."
"The request itself was reasonable, but… well, isn't it a good sight? It proves everyone feels pride in being Lord Roman's cock-sleeve."
"Hearing that makes my lower half itch. Hey, Nigilia."
"Yeees~♡ The magnificent cock that Sigrid and everyone praised so much♡ I'll flatter you too, so please accept me~♡"
I didn't particularly dislike that kind of flattery, so I leaned back comfortably in the chariot seat and stretched my legs. The cock rest happily stuck out her tongue.
"Mmm… Umph♡ Ugh♡ Uuuuuumph♡ Hah, kuh♡ Still so thick♡♡ Hru, ho, ooh, ooh, once I start sucking this♡ A woman's pride♡ has to be completely discarded~♡ Umumph~♡ Gurk, geh, ughoook~♡"
Only by opening her jaw to the limit and stretching her philtrum until her face distorted could she barely fit my cock into her throat. Doing fellatio while fixing her expression was impossible. As expected, Nigilia's pretty face had transformed into an octopus specialized for sucking cock, and her jaw made a slight creaking sound from the strain.
"Umph♡ Umph♡ Ughoh♡ Ooh, oop, ooh♡ Chururururururut♡ Churobobobobobobob♡♡♡ Ungbooooooot♡♡♡♡"
"Still incredible fellatio technique… I want to learn that soon too, but I'm too busy with work…"
"Churobobobob♡ Churobobobobobobobob♡♡♡ Ugh♡ Ubo♡ Ung, geh, ughoooot♡♡ Ooh♡ Ooooot♡ Oup~♡ Guk, guho♡"
At Sigrid's envious gaze, Nigilia tightened her throat with the attitude of "Then I'll enjoy this for a while~♡" Of course, she had only managed to swallow the tip of the glans; the rest was being rubbed with her 100cm+ brown massive breasts, but that was Nigilia's unique technique.
『Guk, ooh♡ As expected, cock is heavy♡ Guk, go, horobob♡ Ooh♡ While swallowing♡ Tongue on the urethra♡ Don't forget to scrape the cock hole♡ Horob♡ Ro, horobobobobobobob♡♡♡♡ Horob♡ Today's full of dirty stuff too♡ Hup, oobob, ok, maihyeo♡ This is true happiness as a woman~♡ After all, seeing this♡ means no one in the knight order can have sex with another man♡♡♡ Op♡ Ooh♡ Ughoohgogok~♡ Uggak♡』
While giving a paizuri, she pushed my cock upward and performed urethra fellatio with her throat and tongue♡ But how did I end up hearing the other person's thoughts every time I had my cock sucked?
"—That is because your curse proficiency has increased."
"Oh…"
While receiving fellatio in the chariot, Lady Perpena appeared. Shadow movement again? She had seemed busy with work lately, but showing up like this meant…
"Mm. The major matters are roughly finished. The minor ones have been delegated to the subordinates, so there shouldn't be any need to call on me for a while. Naturally, the banquet preparations are also complete."
"It was tomorrow, wasn't it?"
"I've prepared the attendee list. You may not know everyone, but there will be some familiar names, so take a look."
Since I'd been traveling around a lot recently, there were probably quite a few people I knew…
…Guh?!
"Hup♡ Huomop♡ Ung, auut♡ Jururururururut♡♡♡ Jurulbububut♡♡ Hup, hurubub♡ Uut~?! Tsuuh♡…… Haup, ut, so as not to interfere with work, this time this side… Veroveroverovero~♡ Veroro~♡"
She cleverly stopped the irrumatio. She must have judged that too much stimulation would interfere with work. Instead, she stuck her tongue deep into the urethra and licked, so I enjoyed that to the fullest while scanning the list.
The names of nobles I'd met after declaring my succession as head of the family, key figures from the Kingdom of Tebere, and even the princesses of the Four Kingdoms, including Servilia who had praised me, seemed to be participating.
"Is there anything I need to remember separately?"
"There are some who shamelessly show their faces after causing trouble at the academy, so you can ignore those. More importantly, the fact that each country's generals are participating is significant. They will surely clash with Sigrid. It won't be serious, so there won't be any major injuries, but going easy isn't acceptable either."
A tournament-like event? A kind of show? I couldn't put it into words, but I understood the nuance.
"They'll come at you half-seriously. With the knight order showing such disgraceful behavior, they'll want to judge how things are running inside Cornelius. If Sigrid shows she's still in good shape there, no one will criticize whatever disgraceful acts you make her perform, so don't worry. It would be even better if you can appeal that she's loyal to you in the process."
"That's what she says. What do you think?"
"I will simply do my best. I will eliminate those who judge only by appearances and mock us."
"Your motivation is admirable. It was good to remove the defeatist personality after all."
"It's also a good opportunity to clear up misunderstandings about our outfits. Our disgraceful acts are all for Lord Roman's pleasure, stemming purely from loyalty! I'll fiercely appeal that point this time!"
Sigrid was motivated, but honestly, I didn't think everyone would understand. After all, even I thought our knight order was abnormal.
"……Verererereret♡ Beb♡ Behet♡ Ebebebe♡ Beherererererereret♡♡"
Meanwhile, Nigilia had lowered her voice for a moment to avoid interrupting the conversation, then resumed licking, drawing my gaze. My balls had warmed up, and the atmosphere in the fields didn't seem too bad either, so maybe it was time to finish and head back.
"Ah, aah, it feels like semen and urine are about to come out together. It'd be a bit much to spill it on the new chariot…… Hey, Sigrid. Help me out."
"You want to pour it into a cum-bag, I see♡ Then, like this…!"
"—Ubot?! Guk, geh, uuuuuh~♡ Ugegege♡ Uuuuuh~♡ Guk~♡ Ugeok~♡ Hugeoheooooooock♡♡♡♡♡"
Sigrid grabbed Nigilia's jaw and forced it open wide before making her swallow my cock. Then, grabbing her hair with both hands and pushing from behind, the glans passed straight through her throat and reached right in front of her stomach. Moist and pleasant… Her throat was also moving, gulping and contracting♡ Honestly, if it didn't kill her, I'd want to stay like this all day.
"Ugegeheooooock♡♡♡ Hugeoheooooooock♡♡♡♡ Guk♡ Uh, guk♡ Uh, uuuuh, guk♡ Ugeok♡ Ugeheooooock♡♡♡"
"I'm coming. Be careful not to let it reflux."
"—Bughoooooooot♡♡♡♡ Buhot♡ Ubooooooo♡♡♡ Bot♡ B, oooooooock♡♡♡ Guk♡ Kuhek♡ Uh♡ Ugegegegegegeok♡♡♡ Hugeoheooooooock♡♡♡♡ Ugeok, ukkek, ugeok, ugegegegegegeget♡♡♡♡♡"
Glug glug glug glug glug♡♡♡ Glug glug glug glug♡♡♡♡ Even though I was the one ejaculating, the thick sounds coming from my cock were so intense it was hard to believe they were real.
『Ooh, ok, it's coming in♡ Today's feast♡ Semen and urine tangled together~♡ The mushy, refreshing feeling together♡ Ugh♡ Heavy♡ My stomach's already full♡ My stomach's stretched♡ Already a bloated belly♡ A poop belly full of slime♡ My stomach stretched and got even heavier♡ Ughot♡ Ooh, ooh, bobo, obobobobobobob♡♡♡ Maihyeot♡ Uhoooook♡ Cum bag♡ Can't handle normal food anymore♡ Ooh, ah, ooh, ooh, ooh, obohooooook♡♡♡ Semen and urine sloshing in my stomach♡♡♡』
Gulp♡ Gulp♡ Gulp♡ Even the saliva dripping from her lips was being licked up with a slurp~♡ as she steadily swallowed the semen and urine without letting any spill.
"Stable posture. You really were born to be a toilet."
"I know… Haa……"
『Ughoheok♡ Ughohogo♡ Uguk~♡ Uguhi~♡ There, throat tightened~♡ Even what's left in the urethra♡ Have to drink it all~♡ Uguguguk~♡ From the root to the urethra… Ugu… Guuut…! Pushed it out with just my throat~!! Ugeogogogogok♡♡♡ Ukkek~♡ Ugeok♡ Ugegeoook, ooh, geok♡ Ugeheooooook~♡ Ugeok~♡』
Kneeling properly and swallowing the cock that had descended toward her, she tightened her vulgar throat with gulp gulp gulp~♡ and extracted every last drop of semen without leaving any behind. Fearing reflux of semen or urine, she kept the cock in her mouth and performed her role as a cum-bag without excessive movement. Thanks to her, even I, who had been lazily leaking in my seat, could catch my breath comfortably.
"That's enough. Let go of that woman's head."
"Yes!"
"—Urubububububububububub♡♡♡♡ Ruburubububut♡♡♡ Puhaaaaaaaaak♡♡♡♡"
Immediately after, my cock was spat out and Nigilia let out a large breath. Every time she opened her mouth with a bang♡ bang♡, hot steam rose.
"Haaaaaa♡ Hup, haa, haa♡ I ate really well~♡ It was heavy and warm again today♡ The quantity was perfect too♡ Thank you so, so, deeply for giving this kind of feast to this idiot pussy Nigilia~♡"
Bow♡ As usual, she finished with a dogeza. Even though my cock was wet, she immediately pressed her massive breasts against it and began wiping it clean the moment the greeting was over, so there was nothing to criticize. Her breasts were always smooth and plump, to the point where resting my face on them instead of a pillow would be fine.
"As expected…"
"Someone who leads a family really is on a different level…"
"Indeed, the knights are worthy of that… With something like that, of course someone like us wouldn't even register…"
"The guy who made the request must be embarrassed…"
Come to think of it, I'd had them handle the fellatio while those guys were talking. Even though it was a chariot, it didn't have much height difference, so everything must have been visible.
"See that? You're on a completely different level from him."
"If you understand, get that pathetic little thing out of here. It's unpleasant."
"…Yes."
The man backed away, clutching his crotch with both hands even though he hadn't taken off his pants. In the training grounds, they were idiots practicing pussy dances to make me laugh, but outside, they were really sharp-tongued.
"Still, it's true that they're sinners. Our outfits also carry the meaning of obediently following like sex slaves. So doing that in front of the fief's residents is a bit against the original intent……"
"They're doing that because they like my cock, so let's at least let them have some pride."
"Is that so. On behalf of the entire Pussy Knights, thank you."
"No need to thank me, I'm the one who's more grateful."
Well, I was just a petty commoner who got happy from that kind of talk, so it couldn't be helped. In the distant past, many kings in history books had fallen because they kept flatterers close… I understood that feeling all too well right now.
"Eit eit~♡ How's Nigilia's breast wiper~♡"
"Aah… Aaaaa… It's killing me…"
Next to me were the exhibitionist fishnet-wearers shamelessly bragging about my cock, Nigilia wiping the saliva-covered cock with her brown massive breasts paizuri, and Sigrid watching with a pleased gaze that was also a form of flattery toward me. I was dying of happiness.
"This is definitely addictive. I want to gather dozens of idiot women like Nigilia and Sigrid and make them repeat the same thing for the rest of their lives."
"It doesn't matter if you do. The numbers are there, so after the banquet ends, it would be good to enjoy abnormal acts too. Even the stupid training like the pussy dance is being done for the benefactor's pleasure."
"Hahaha! Too many events~! There are so many things to enjoy in the future, and I'm already full~?!"
"Heh, is that so? That's a shame. I came to inform you that I've prepared a new event for today as well."
"Weren't you going straight back?"
"Since I've come all the way here, there's something I want to show you. It's not that far, so why not enjoy the new chariot's speed and take it slow?"
Well, there was no reason to refuse. How could I refuse Lady Perpena's suggestion?
"Sigrid."
"Hah! —If the transfer is over, move out immediately! Stop playing around and prepare quickly!"
『Pussy! Pussy! Pussyyyy—!!』
With that embarrassing response, the knight order mounted their horses and prepared to move. Even so, the chariot's reins were held by Lady Perpena, who left them behind and departed first.