The Cumdump Pussy Knight Commander's Personality Onahole Handjob Suicide - Part One ♡
A day had passed since that incident, yet it felt like a lie how quickly I had fallen back into mundane administrative work.
“Those bandit scum. No matter how high the price of golden wheat climbs, do they truly not value their lives…? Hmm, the land reclamation problem is the same… The compensation costs are severe… I can only hope no complaints erupt before this project gets properly on track…”
It was undeniably tedious work, yet comparing it to a territory-development game somehow made my pen refuse to stop. Write, you bastard, write. As I lost myself in pleasant rhythms, happily sketching out ways to develop this fertile land, the sound of heavy footsteps approached.
『Lord Roman! Lord Roman! Are you inside?!』
“I am. The door is open, so come in.”
Click!
“Ooooh~! Thank goodness! Lord Roman, I have something urgent to report—?!”
“Yes, yes, Sir Troy. You’re quite worked up this early in the morning. What exactly is the matter?”
“Well, it’s… um…”
The middle-aged vassal, who had burst in with such vigor, suddenly lost his words. His gaze slid to the spot beside me where I was waving my pen, and his face went slack with shock.
“Didn’t you have something to say?”
“Ah, a-aah, yes… I just passed by the training grounds, and the female knights were sprinting at full speed completely naked! When I asked what on earth was going on, they spouted the most bizarre nonsense, all claiming it was for Lord Roman’s sake while spewing incredibly vulgar things—?!”
“Were they calling themselves the Pussy Knights and chanting ‘pussy, pussy’?”
“Yes, yes, yes! Suddenly engaging in such blasphemous behavior! What is the meaning of this?!”
“All of it is happening with my approval, so just leave them be.”
“Eh?”
“I assume the news didn’t reach you when I announced it this morning? Yesterday, that idiot over there led the entire knight order in an attempt to kill me. They are currently undergoing collective punishment.”
“E-eh? Ahem… One moment, please…”
He pressed his index finger between his eyes and spoke in a strained voice.
“Now that you mention it, someone did say something like that this morning… but the household was so quiet that I dismissed it as nonsense… I mean, of course I would! The entire knight order rebelling and attempting to assassinate the family head! That isn’t merely a major incident! The whole territory should have been overturned that very day—how could you possibly—?!”
“It’s true.”
I jerked my thumb over my shoulder. Right behind me, Sigrid stood completely naked, holding a tray out in perfect posture.
“……………”
“Hey. You cum-guzzling bitch. Am I lying?”
“Hik…?! H-hi, uhh… U-um, ugh…! Y-yes, that is correct…!”
On the tray rested her own pale breasts, presented like some obscene dish. Despite her desperate attempt to maintain dignity, the moment I called her, her entire body began trembling violently. The paper-thin mask of composure shattered with a single word from me, revealing the fragile female beneath.
“Lord Roman… I do not understand what is happening here. How can the household remain so calm after such an event?”
“Because I suppressed everything myself. That’s why it passed so quietly yesterday. After all, the entire knight order charged at me and ended up like this in an instant. Aside from a few exceptions, there were no witnesses.”
“You subdued the entire knight order, Lord Roman?”
“Oh? That expression says you don’t believe me.”
I lifted my pen, point upward, and drove it straight into the breast-tray Sigrid offered.
Clang—!
“Fuhiiiiiighhhhh~?!?!! Kghiiiiik…! I-it…!! Hi, hik, hi, hi, hiiiiiigh~!”
“Whoa…!”
The pen nib had naturally pierced straight through Sigrid’s nipple and the tray. The vassal watched with a horrified face, expecting her to thrash wildly, but nothing of the sort occurred.
“Thank you so muuuch…!! My nipple~! Thank you for playing with this worthless knight commander Sigrid’s hard iron nipple~! This cumdump commander offers her deepest gratitude~!”
“What did you call yourself before? Something about an iron blessing?”
“That is correct, ugh~! Hngh, th-that’s why… my nipples are hard as iron too~!!”
“So what happened when you challenged me?”
“I was defeated~! This Sigrid dared to bare her teeth at Lord Roman… and in front of everyone… she pissed herself~! She howled! She shat herself! And in the end her dignity was completely destroyed…!! U-ugh… I have learned my place…! Gyaahk… U-ugh…!!”
“…That Sigrid… ended up like that?”
“Is she famous?”
“Yes. She was known as a fierce woman, but her skill was undeniable. Moreover, every knight in our order has always received high praise. Commander Sigrid in particular was the one who single-handedly exterminated the locust bandits plaguing this region. To the common people, she was practically a little heroine.”
“Heh, a heroine… What do you think of that, you shit-squirting bitch? Happy now~?!”
“It is far too generous an evaluation. This worthless one is ashamed~! Sigrid is nothing but a shit-squirting bitch…! She forgot her place… did something stupid… Hngh, hngh, I cannot show my face to the people anymore~!! Hic… Hngh… Hiiiiiik…!! A personality toilet, a brainless idiot, with a sloppy ruined asshole~! Nothing but an anal cumdump~!! For someone like me to be called a heroine… Uuuuugh…!!”
I pulled the pen free from her nipple and casually stroked her ass. Between those massive royal cheeks that couldn’t be grasped with one hand, my fingertips found a soft, squishy vibrator. It was an onahole crafted from her very personality, currently linking her body and mind together.
“Hiiiiiiii~?!! I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry!!!! Sigrid was wrong! She is a stupid knight! Please forgive this pathetic shit-hole commander Sigrid! Please, anything but pulling out my personality! I am also a member of the Pussy Knights! I will never refuse again! Pussy Knight Commander! Worthless pussy commander! My back hole is loose and sloppy~! My asshole is a trash can~! Because Lord Roman exists, both this one and the entire knight order are happy happy happy~!!”
Even as she babbled flattering nonsense without the slightest resistance, she did so because she knew exactly what punishment her own actions would bring. As expected of Lady Perpena’s craftsmanship. I had helped, but the perfection was impeccable. The way the flattery flowed so naturally earned a perfect 120 out of 100.
“I-isn’t she… broken?”
“Of course she’s broken. After what I did to her, how could she not be? You think I would let something like this pass quietly for no reason?”
“What… exactly… did you do…?”
“That’s right… Why don’t you tell him yourself?”
“U… u… uuuugh…!”
While I turned my attention back to the documents, pondering how best to handle them, Sigrid began babbling about the punishment she had received yesterday. Her voice started as calm as a still lake, but gradually grew louder.
“I… was… had my personality extracted by a curse… and was forcibly stuffed into the body of a pig… Then… I was skinned alive… roasted whole… Yet I could not die… so my personality was pulled out again… shoved into another animal’s body… slaughtered again… and again… and again… and again… slaughtered… sl-sl-slaughtered…… slaughtered~?! I-I said I didn’t want to…!! I kept saying no!!”
It sounded like a motorcycle engine revving. The words tumbled out faster and faster.
“I begged to be spared… begged over and over!! But because I was an animal all that came out was oink… buhi… b-buhi…… buhi…… buhibuhibuhi~!! Sigrid is a good pig! She won’t bare her fangs again! Buhi… buhi… buhi… b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-biiiiiiiiiik!!! But they kept doing it anyway!! Hi, hi, hii, hi, ugh, iiiiiik~!! I swore I would never do it again! I swore! But no one listened to meeeeeee!!!! Aaaaaah… ah… they kept cutting my body… cutting… cutting… aaaaah… ack… ah…?! My body that should have been strong… my iron body… I, I, I am Sigrid yeeeeeeeeet~!!”
It really was amusing how an extracted personality could be inserted into other bodies. Animals were no exception, which made it especially effective for tormenting Sigrid.
“S-so… so… my body… my current body is precious… I don’t want… my personality taken out…!! Please don’t steal my strong body… I beg you…!!”
If this didn’t break her, I had prepared many other methods. Yet she had crumbled far beyond my expectations.
“Lord Roman… is this… really true…?”
“Yes. No matter how stubborn a knight she was, after being slaughtered 137 times, this is the result. If that hadn’t worked, I was going to drop her personality into a cesspit, but she begged me to spare her, so I showed mercy.”
“One hundred and thirty-seven times, and you counted that precisely?!”
“Remember the new trading company we contracted with? They handle livestock distribution, so I asked them to show me their pig slaughtering process. They were in the middle of work, so I took Sigrid’s personality, stuffed it into the pigs, killed them, pulled it out, and repeated the process. The total number of pigs slaughtered was 137. I jokingly named the meat ‘Sigrid-brand pork,’ so it’s probably been distributed somewhere by now.”
“Ugh…!”
“Ah, have you eaten lunch? If not, head to the dining hall. The cooks apparently bought some excellent quality meat yesterday.”
“I… I’m fine… I already ate…”
“…I see. I really must do something about that habit of changing speech patterns when you get agitated. Still, since everyone here is older, I should probably stick to polite language.”
I decided it was about time to settle on one consistent speech style. Should I go fully polite, or casually arrogant? Polite speech did suit the atmosphere better, though…
“Then… does that mean you can use curses, Lord Roman?”
“Indeed. I learned it at the academy. Apparently I have an unusually high aptitude for curses. They say it suits me even better than the ‘Earth’ attribute I originally used.”
“Better than Earth?!”
“The men of the Cornelius family have always had strong affinity with Earth, correct?”
“Yes. It has been that way for generations. You were no exception, Lord Roman. You could cause earthquakes if you wished.”
That was the setting, yes. Since Perpena had told me about it, I nodded without letting any surprise show.
“However, curses belong to the domain of the Evil Gods. I fear it may create unpleasant rumors.”
“It’s already too late. Given the situation, what’s left to hide? Look at how the knights dared to rebel against their own lord. Right after I returned to set the family right, this catastrophe occurs. They say a capable hawk hides its talons, yet it seems I am being treated as a bird with no talons at all?”
“That is true, but…”
“I understand your concern. But the Evil Gods are nothing more than figures from myth. Everyone says the gods vanished long ago, so what is there to fear…? If you truly worry for me and the family, spread this story as a heroic tale instead. Feel free to embellish the details however you like. I leave the script to you.”
“…Understood. I apologize for disturbing you so early in the morning. I never dreamed something like this had happened to the lord himself.”
“It was that kind of incident, so don’t worry about it. The knight order will continue as is. If anyone gets aroused, feel free to use them as whores. I won’t mind.”
“They are fools who raised blades against the Cornelius family. I have no hobby of wasting precious seed on such trash.”
“Really?”
I certainly got aroused… Just like with Nigilia, it seemed most people refused even when offered, which was slightly disappointing. Was I the only one in the Cornelius family with an insane sex drive?
“Please excuse me.”
After he left, I leaned back and looked at Sigrid again. Noticing my gaze, she immediately offered the tray.
“Y-yes… Lord Roman… H-here…! Sigrid’s precious cumdump personality…! The result of being broken far too thoroughly—【the idiot knight commander who spreads her pussy the moment she sees cock and begs for defeat sex】—is right here…!”
Beside the breasts on the offered tray lay a large pink onahole. It was a deformed representation of Sigrid’s lewd body, another fragment of her personality.
“You didn’t drop it even when I stabbed your nipple earlier. I was planning to kick your pussy if you had.”
“Hi, hngh, please spare me… I-I don’t want… my remaining personality to end up like this stupid onahole…! Thanks to Lord Roman, I finally became something like a person again…!! I became like the ‘original Sigrid’ again…!! Please don’t turn me into any more of a masochist pig! Let me remain a knight!! I will truly reform this time! So at least this personality…! P-please! Please! Please give this worthless, cum-rag pussy knight one more chance~!”
“I know. Still, this personality is quite pitiful too. Who would have thought it would be abandoned by Sigrid herself?”
As I had said earlier, Sigrid had been broken too thoroughly. She had completely fallen into a masochist pig for whom defeat had become habit… Judging that she could no longer be used as a knight in this state, I had extracted only the personality of the 【defeat-sex addicted masochist knight commander】 and turned it into an onahole. Naturally, it was still alive even in this form. So the moment the onahole touched her body even slightly…
『Ohoooooh♡ Sob♡ H-ho, hoo, I-I’m defeated♡ Lord Roman♡ I’m defeated♡ I’ll spread my pussy♡ plant a white flag in my asshole♡ wag my ass and surrender~♡ I’ll give you my pussy and womb so pleeease♡ Forgive me for any more slaughtering♡♡♡ I am a defeat masochist haaah♡ So please enjoy trampling every last bit of my honor and dignity♡♡♡ If you won’t slaughter me I’ll do anythiiing♡♡ I’ll spread my pussy as much as you want♡ I’ll perform vulgar dances, masochistic flattery, even pussy-tray tricks in front of the commoners if you wish~♡ Fuhehe♡ I’ll show you as many pussy tricks as you want so pleeease♡♡♡ Just don’t hurt me♡ I beg youuuu♡♡♡ I hate pain♡ I don’t want any more slicing♡ Uho♡ Hgo♡ Hiiik~?! Ah, aah, aaah~!! That’s right, I was an onahole~♡ Ehe, he, hek, he, my life is over~♡ Hgo, oooooooooh~♡ Send me back to my original body pleeeeease♡♡♡ I’ll be good I swear♡♡ I’ll offer you my original body♡ my sex-pickled masochist life♡ I’ll devote it all to Lord Roman♡♡♡♡ I don’t want to be slaughtered anymoooooore♡♡♡♡ Please♡ pleeeeease♡♡ Sigrid is scaaaaared♡♡♡ Don’t leave me like thiiiiis♡♡♡♡ I’m scared♡ I’m scared♡ I’m scared♡ I’m so scared♡♡♡ I’m scared of being sliced again I’m so scared♡♡♡♡♡ Please♡ take me back♡ I’m surrendering my pussy like this♡ I’m surrendering like thiiis♡ Surrender sex♡ I like it♡ H-he, eeee♡ So please put me back in my original body♡ Surrender sex♡ pounding my womb with your cock♡ surrender se──』
……!! Whoa, my head hurts~! This masochist pig. Leaving her personality outside for too long had started to drive her insane. So that’s what happens when an extracted personality is left unattended for too long. It made sense; nothing but her mind remained, unable to do anything. I really should return her to a body at least once, but…
“P-please…! Don’t return my masochist personality! Let me stay a knight! Please… I beg you… If that thing goes back inside me, I’ll lose even the last scraps of my position as knight commander…!!”
She kept bowing desperately, fully aware of what would happen if that thing returned.
“I have no intention of doing so right now. More importantly, hurry up and pull one out. It’s about time for my balls to feel heavy again.”
“Yes…! Yesss…! Then, from now on~! This cumdump commander Sigrid will explain the operation outline♡ Pussy—! Pussy—!”
『Pussy—!』
Just like the Pussy Knights she had seen yesterday, she shouted the obscene chant and began explaining in a posture of absolute loyalty.
“In place of Nigilia who is not present, this Sigrid’s final objective is to completely drain Lord Roman’s ball juice without wasting a drop♡ The only supply item is this single masochist onahole linked to my pussy♡ 『Thrust thrust the personality onahole linked to my pussy♡ with a devoted handjob, my worthless cumdump pussy will brutally climax♡ voluntary pussy suicide♡』──I shall now carry out the operation♡♡♡”
“OK. Operation start.”
“Yeeees♡♡♡ Ball-juice milking operation♡ commencing nooow~♡”
Bweeeeeh~♡ Pwet♡ Pyut♡ Pepepet~♡♡
She drooled a massive amount of saliva into the onahole linked to her pussy, then immediately pressed it against my cock.
“Hgo♡ Hoo♡ Hooooooooh♡♡♡ Pussy suicide♡ exactly as the name implies♡ s-suicide act♡ Ugot♡ Ukh♡ Ugi~♡ It’s already so scary buuuut~♡ Hoooooooooooooh♡♡♡♡ So brave♡♡♡”
Sluuuuuuuuurp♡♡♡
The saliva made it slide in easily, piercing the onahole completely. At the same instant, her real body convulsed.
Byuuuuuuuuuururururu~♡♡♡
“──Fuhyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah♡♡♡♡♡♡ Fugyut♡ Fuhyaaa♡ Ooh♡ O-ok♡ Ooooh~♡ Ogok~♡ My pussy is numb~♡ It feels like I was hit with a haaaammer~♡ Ugo♡ O-ogok♡ Kk, gigik?! Reporting~!! Cumdump commander Sigrid~♡ With nothing but insertion♡ my linked pussy has already climaxed twice♡ But from now on, I will summon my courage♡ and move into the stroking phase~♡ Hoo, hoo, commencing♡ Kho♡ Ooooh~♡ Khoiiiiik♡♡♡”
Schlop♡ Schlop♡ Schlop♡
Sigrid gradually increased her pace, beginning the full-scale “pussy suicide.” To start with such degeneracy already had me excited for what was to come.