The Shameless Pussy Flatterer
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……Hmph. To put the letter in vulgar terms, it went something like this:
『Haha! It's me, King Remerus!』
『Nigililia! I truly regret the broken engagement incident, and I had no idea about any of it—excuses omitted below.』
『Anyway, this was all our daughter's fault! I've locked her in the palace to reflect on it. Once things cool down, let's arrange another engagement meeting~!』
『Or, like I said last time, how about becoming a concubine? I already have a queen, but as head of a ducal house, we can work something out! Besides, Roman doesn't seem fit to be the head anyway, so if you just take over the family, it'll be good for both of us!』
『I have no intention of clashing with the Cornelius family! So don't hold a grudge over this and cause trouble with the Four Kingdoms! They're already on edge because of the barbarian tribes, so it's really dangerous?! If you want to protest, send a letter and I'll officially approach you, but food restrictions and the like are absolutely NG~!』
『I have my own parental troubles, and you must have yours too! Let's not fight when we're both hurting—let's keep things amicable!』
『Since I'm sending a letter anyway, I'll include clothes and jewels to cheer you up! Okay? We're on good terms, right?』
『I hear your subordinates aren't listening lately, so I'll have a word with them too. Don't worry! Forget your old status and develop your territory to the fullest! If things get too tough, I'll send someone to handle internal affairs for you! OK?』
『Seriously consider becoming a concubine! Our queen's age is 【censored】, so keep that in mind!』
『And attend the banquet at the palace this time! I'll send a specially ordered dress, so wear it! Our queen won't be able to attend because she's unwell, so you won't have to worry about her! Let's meet at night after the banquet to discuss the future! Of course, I have no ill intentions—just talking! ← This part is written in particularly bold letters.』
『The secret meeting spot is this , and it's best not to bring any servants! Rumors might spread otherwise! Again, I have no ulterior motives?! We have important things to discuss, so it would be troublesome if we're interrupted!』
『I'll assume that's the plan and wait for your reply~!』
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Well, it wasn't quite that vulgar, but when I read it, it amounted to "just this much" of a letter. It made me realize once again how popular that toilet bitch Nigilia was… Was this really…?
"A love letter?"
"An outright demand for a secret meeting…"
"Using Lord Roman as an excuse, but it's really for sex~?!"
"I didn't think King Remerus was like that……"
"If we'd ignored this, the family would've been completely taken by the royal family, and that slut would've become the next queen, right?"
"""Eww…"""
The maids had come to the same conclusion as me—this was definitely a love letter. Starting as a dancer and prostitute, then becoming a ducal wife, and next an entire kingdom's queen… What a Cinderella story.
"Thinking about it, it was strange. Lord Marcus had other relatives besides Lord Roman, so they could've taken over the family too…"
"The head maid's efforts played a part, but the royal family's interference was even greater, it seems…"
Just as I finished reading the letter, Nigilia appeared, her steps jingling as she finished her bath.
"Nhehe~?"
"Ugh…"
Her nipples and clitoris were thickly erect, pierced with rings at a woman's most sensitive spots. Gold ornaments tangled across her body, and a rod still stuffed her asshole while her belly was bloated with excretion-management slimes, making her look pregnant. The piercings and overall depravity amplified the sense of corruption.
"Th-that? Eh?"
Everyone glared at her as if to say, "That kind of slut as queen?" Nigilia trembled, her wet body and erect clit shaking, before dropping to her knees before me.
"L-Lord Roman? Did I make another mistake, this foolish Nigilia? Was the bath too slow after all~?!"
"You could've taken longer. No need to rush washing."
"But the atmosphere~?!"
"There was something worth discussing."
This wasn't a conversation to have in front of the maids.
"Since she's done bathing, we'll talk and then head to the study. You all can return to your duties."
"Th-this story is strictly confidential?"
"Of course. Don't breathe a word outside. The household is already unsettled enough without bad rumors."
"Understood…"
The maids were quick on the uptake. They knew this wasn't something they should hear. They vanished in an instant, leaving me seated in the massage chair as I showed the letter to the kneeling Nigilia.
"Ah, that's from King Remerus…!"
"From the looks of it, you two seem quite close. Does he send letters like this often?"
"Hii!? N-no, he doesn't! I know roughly what's written! This is all one-sided from King Remerus! I'm Lord Roman's exclusive pussy! A p-pussy girl! This pussy doesn't think about anything but cock! It's true~!! Lord Roman's exclusive pussy! Nigilia is a pussy!"
"I'm not angry. I'm just asking if it's always like this. From the way you're talking, it seems like it's happened more than once. Am I right?"
"Y-yes… Even when Lord Marcus was alive, he was very persistent…!"
"What, he seemed like a guy whose dick got sucked a lot, but apparently not?"
"Well… um… I think he even openly asked Lord Marcus to lend me to him… That's why their relationship wasn't very good……"
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Lend her?
"…You?"
"Yes… Even as a concubine, I was a prostitute. There were letters discovered after his death that discussed specifics like how much money to pay, whether to use contraception, what to do if I got pregnant, and how many days he'd use me……"
Correction! You can't judge people by appearances! That old man had quite the nerve~!
"…And?"
"After I became acting head and received various help… Th-thinking about it now, I suspect it was someone from the royal family who killed Lord Marcus……"
"Why do you think that?"
"The royal family has long wanted to absorb all of the Cornelius family's lands… Lord Marcus and his relatives blocked that… Anyway, their relationship was never good to begin with… Lord Marcus and King Remerus didn't get along, and his death was so sudden…"
Even while drowning in lust, she could think that far.
"Well, I took the family anyway. Marcus was blamed on you. How do you feel about that? Resentful?"
"Hoooh~♡ Nooo♡ L-Lord Roman is the real Lord Roman~♡ The true prince who rules over the Evil God♡ Compared to that, I'm just a bitch who killed Lord Marcus, a royal pussy that almost became queen from noble to whore~♡ Oooh♡ Hoot♡ A pussy-spread whore~♡ That's the truth♡ So please don't get angry♡ Don't get angry♡ Don't get angry♡ I'm a good pussy♡ I've said it over and over that I'm a good pussy~♡"
"Don't add 'Lord' after Marcus's name when we're alone. I'll gouge your eyes out and kill you."
"I'm sorry♡ I'm sorry♡ Stupid pussy Nigilia♡ I wasn't thinking♡ Yes, I killed Marcus♡ A royal pussy that could've gone from noble to queen with this cunt♡ Please fuck me a few times and let your anger out♡ Please~♡"
Nigililia pressed her forehead to the floor in a dogeza. I was surprised to find I had a possessive streak after all, even though I wasn't particularly angry.
"Anyway… The princess wasn't the only problem. Thanks to this, I learned something useful."
"Huu, huu, hnnngh… I-is that so~!! Was Nigilia helpful~?!"
"Yeah, helpful. So lie on the floor and spread your pussy."
"Yes~!!"
She spread her legs like a dog, and I pressed my foot against her unguarded pussy, rubbing it vigorously~♡
"Oha… Ooh…… Ooooooh…… Hoo… Hooook~!! Pussy praise♡ Aaah, thank you♡ I'll become a smart pussy from now on~♡ A good pussy Nigilia that doesn't defy the Evil God~♡ Hha♡ Hhat♡ Ah, this feels good♡ I might get addicted♡ I shouldn't beg for pussy praise~♡ I've picked up a bad habit♡ Aaaah~♡"
What an amusing bitch. Rubbing her erect clit made her juices keep flowing. I stopped after rubbing too long, as her fluids stuck to my sole.
"Ah, right. Perfect timing. There's something else I wanted to ask."
"Yeees, what is it~♡"
"I have amnesia, remember? So there are a ton of things I'm curious about. From what I heard earlier, the knight order doesn't listen to me well… First off, I'm the eldest son of this family, right? And currently the head? So what's going on that the knights won't follow my orders…?"
"The knight order… Ah, you mean the Succubus Knight Order~!!"
"……What knight order?"
"The Succubus Knight Order~!"
"What the fuck?"
"It's the Succubus Knight Order!"
Maybe the succubi in this world were different from what I knew?
"Yes, those succubi. Monsters that drain men's essence and sell their bodies."
"Don't plant weird flags. And why is the knight order that should protect the family calling itself succubi, you fucking bitch!"
"It's not my fault! It's all because of the dead Roman! You know what kind of man that boy was, right?!"
"I do?"
"That boy wanted to create a harem-like knight order full of only women……"
Wow, the explanation was already over. The fact that they followed Nigilia, that they immediately accepted when capturing me, and that they wouldn't listen to me later—all of it made sense with that one sentence.
"…Keep talking."
"W-well, at first there were even worse names? Like Prostitute Knight Order, Roman's Harem Guard, Whore Unit… That boy was really an idiot… I thought it would be disastrous if we actually let him create it, so the compromise was 'Succubus'…"
"At that point, isn't his personality less 'bad' and more 'mentally ill'?"
"Looking back now, that's the only way to describe it…"
"So what about the knight order? If it's all women, isn't it hard to get achievements?"
"Yes… But it wasn't necessarily bad. In this era, even skilled women get ignored because they're women. There were rumors that if a woman wanted to become a knight, the Cornelius family was the best place, so many applicants came because of that… In that sense, the order's skill itself isn't bad. Even though they're women, we've gathered only the aces for the family's survival."
"And~?"
"Wouldn't you say that Roman, who charged naked at such an elite group, had a big vessel as a man even if he was an idiot?!"
Yes, story over! Done! Case closed! It wasn't just on the level of "idiot noble"!!
"Besides that, he changed the dress code to his liking, altered training methods arbitrarily, ordered them to learn sexual techniques, and forcibly dragged unwilling female knights to brag that they were his harem…"
"That's enough of this story. It's embarrassing just listening, so let's stop. Later I'll go to the knight order myself, bow my head to change the atmosphere, or offer better conditions to win them over. Either way, I need to improve my image in my own way."
"Pardon me, but… I know this might sound harsh, but even if you say sweet words, they'll still see you the same as before…"
"Why?"
Nigililia moved her hands without a word. She suddenly lifted my cock with both hands and raised it above her head.
"H-haha♡ I'm the stupid pussy Nigilia~♡ Peace peace~♡ L-look, everyone in the knight order, the current Lord Roman is different from before♡ So please rest assured~♡ Pussy pussy♡ My pussy♡ Nigilia's whore pussy guarantees it~♡ Yes, pussy peace~♡ By the way, I also killed Lord Marcus♡ Sorry for deceiving you until now♡ So please trust Lord Roman~♡ Pussy pussy~♡ Peace~♡"
Then she acted like a crazy bitch again, putting on a vulgar display. I immediately understood what she was trying to say and smacked my forehead.
"…Instead of the dead Roman, you treated all the knights well? And extremely so."
"Yes… The servants were managed by Lady Perpena, so there was no public opinion defending me… But the knight order is different…"
If the knight order tended to side with Nigilia, this situation was dangerous. From their perspective, I was a bastard who not only trapped Nigilia but completely destroyed her dignity.
"I don't recommend sudden dissolution… If you try to disband them now, their loyalty will flare up…"
"If you tell them to leave without explanation in the middle of the family's upheaval, of course their eyes will roll back… Besides, knights default to dedicating their lives to loyalty…"
"Sh-should I try to persuade them?"
"They'll probably kidnap you and use your state as justification to come for my head."
"I can picture it immediately. I'm sorry. That was a stupid thing to say…"
This wasn't Nigilia's fault. By using my cock to express it, she'd definitely heightened the sense of crisis, and I was almost grateful.
"Talking about it here won't give us an answer. Lady Perpena is there, so let's just do our work until she returns."
"…Yes. I'll support you."
I put on a chiton and stood up. Nigilia stood beside me, slightly bending her waist as she lifted my cock. Thanks to that, the glans didn't sway, and we walked down the corridor with the soft feel of her hands.
'It's embarrassing, but it's really convenient.'
Living with an Arabian dancer of brown, massive breasts politely holding my cock. Really, even I could see this was the very image of "enemy of women."