My goal in this life was simple—becoming a vegetable.

Just breathing and staying alive would be enough.

But they’re sending useless bastards to the Northern Front?

Annoying… but what choice do I have?

“Young Master! The mana stones you invested in skyrocketed a hundredfold!”

“Sir, please save me. I’m completely broke—not a single coin left!”

“All hail Eric Theodore! Glory to the Empire!”

I only used a little knowledge from the novel.

Yet worthless items turned into massive hits,
and the people who once ignored me started becoming obsessed with me.