Chapter 26: Toilet Fiancée
I decided to use the granted power as soon as possible.
Hans, whom I had trained so thoroughly, was already an alien in this world by the standards of ethics in the common sense altered world.
Mina was constantly having her memories wiped, yet the magical residue kept accumulating, twisting her body and mind until they were perfectly distorted.
Both of them were more than sufficient as targets for the common sense alteration magic.
What I needed to consider now was what kind of common sense alteration to apply to the two of them.
"First, the world view of female supremacy should be basic. And at the same time, their actions or relationship should not be witnessed by others. I need to satisfy these two conditions at the same time."
It was very easy to satisfy the first condition. But the second condition required a bit of thought.
"In such a narrow village, even a slight abnormal behavior would stand out immediately. Since I can't do anything about that itself, I need a strong incentive that makes Mina and Hans-san make their own relationship a secret."
The above was just talking about basic conditions, and I also had to consider Hans-san's personal preference.
"Hans-san didn't seem to dislike that bratty attitude of Mina's little sister at all. Well, I understand that too, since I was a man once. I can't discard the feeling of humiliation when the arrogant girl, with her mouth saying no, actually takes my dick and leaks her pussy juice. Let me see. Then, then…."
I had a short bag strap but a long toilet paper strap, no, a long one that wouldn't be inferior to anyone.
The idea came to me immediately.
"Good, let's do this!"
"Marry me, Mina!"
As I was leisurely munching on the snacks my follower man had offered, Hans suddenly proposed to me.
He seemed to think that proposing without anything was too easy, so he had a crude bouquet in his hand.
It wasn't from a flower shop; it looked like he had picked wild flowers from the roadside and made it himself.
There was no reason for me to personally answer such a sudden proposal.
I lightly shook my head and muttered in a small voice, but loud enough that anyone who paid attention could hear.
"Is there no man who can step on that troublesome thing without leaving any aftereffects?"
Then, as if waiting for my words, the men around me started to give Hans a lesson in manners.
"This ignorant bastard dares to hit on Mina!"
"You think you're at the level to marry Mina? You idiot!"
"Wah! Wah! D-don't hit! I was just telling Mina my feelings!"
"That's exactly what arrogant means, you idiot!"
I hadn't said anything about wanting to punish Hans. I had just thought "I hope he gets punished~" but the men had moved on their own.
Truly, the fate of a pretty woman is harsh. I was just standing there quietly, but there was chaos around me.
Even though I'm suffering from such harsh fate, I have kindness too, so I have deep sins. How else would men fall for me?
"Calm down. It's not that guy's fault for not knowing manners. How could I punish someone born stupid?"
"Because he's stupid, I need to teach him about the body. If I give it to you, I can make sure he never does this again."
"...I told you to calm down. Do you not know I hate noise?"
With a light irritation, I spoke, and the man who was spouting nonsense shut his mouth and became a silent guppy. I should have done that from the beginning.
"Hans, you should calm down too. It's annoying."
"Hehe, sorry. But I'll keep doing it. Until you accept my love."
At Hans's words, the men erupted in anger and started stomping on him again.
I didn't plan to stop them. I thought this man's reckless words needed to be scolded.
Really... I told him not to propose in front of others!
"Ouch, it hurts. Aren't those guys stomping on me without any mercy? Say something!"
"It's your own fault, you idiot. -Squeeze- I told you multiple times not to propose in front of people, right? To propose, it has to be when you're alone, -Chuu- like this."
"Hehe, but I thought since it's inevitable, we need something that everyone recognizes as a fait accompli."
Hans scratched his head with an innocent face, then stuck out his lips and made a pout.
"But that's because Mina did something wrong too, right? Mina accepted my proposal and then didn't acknowledge it in front of others, so I had no choice but to use strong measures."
"Hah? When did I accept your proposal? When, where, at what time, minute, second?"
"U, uuuh."
With strong pressure, Hans couldn't respond and shrank back.
He's really not a man of steel.
Well, in this case, that lack of steel helped me.
A few days ago.
I was raped by Hans.
Well, that itself wasn't a big deal. No, it's not completely unrelated... but it wasn't a problem that required so much trouble.
If I just beat to death that idiot who dared to bare his fangs at a superior being arrogantly, it would be fine.
Is there a human who feels shame for being bitten by a dog? There isn't. There might be some aftereffects, but as a beautiful girl like me, even if raped, I would definitely remain a virgin, and there would be plenty of men rushing to treat the wound.
Well, since I became no longer a virgin, my value might be slightly reduced.
The problem was that at the moment I was raped by Hans, I had an 'explosive pussy squirt climax'.
In our village, like other villages, rape is strictly punished. If caught, it's a death sentence.
But there is one exception: when a woman is raped and cannot resist, and leaks her pussy juice while climaxing, it is considered that the pussy has recognized the master, and instead of punishing them, they are bound together as a pair in the 'rape marriage' custom.
So, according to custom, I would have to marry that Hans guy.
Of course, I had no intention of willingly accepting marriage with Hans.
"This is invalid! Am I your bride? Don't make fun of me! There is a degree even in the difference in status!"
Of course, Hans wouldn't miss the opportunity to marry me, a once-in-a-lifetime chance.
"But that's the custom."
"Custom? You're joking. Will people believe your words or mine? With that half-baked head, don't you think a little?"
At this point, I thought that such a pushover like Hans would naturally submit. But Hans didn't back down at all and clung to me.
"Good, then. Let's demonstrate it in front of all the villagers. If they see me thrusting my waist while my dick enters and immediately climaxing, everyone will recognize that I have to be your bride?"
"Kyu!?"
Hans was arrogantly pressing on despite his status.
I wanted to puff out my chest and say "If you're so confident, go ahead and try," but I couldn't.
Even though Hans's dick didn't seem particularly large, once it entered my pussy, it felt perfect. I couldn't do anything but lewdly act as if my pussy had been trained long ago.
To boldly say in front of people that I haven't surrendered to this dick... Honestly, it stings.
If strong measures don't work, I have to use persuasion.
"Hey, do you think this is the end of the marriage? After marriage, you have to think about it, right? If I say I'm married, do I look like a woman who obediently listens to her husband?"
"T-that's not it, but still..."
"You don't have to rush into marriage that much, do you? After all, you're me, so you probably just did it without thinking. Anyway... right, I'm not saying I won't give you marriage unconditionally, right? Let's take a little time. As much as you like me, I need to make you like me."
Even after trying to persuade him, Hans had an unsatisfied face. So, I made an irresistible proposal to such Hans.
"Ah, okay. Let's do the toilet fiancée. Is that okay?"
"Toilet fiancée? Really?"
When I brought up the term "toilet fiancée", Hans's displeased wrinkles smoothed out. This guy is calculating even while pretending not to be.
A toilet fiancée is a kind of pseudo-engagement when there are circumstances where formal marriage or engagement is undesirable.
During the engagement period, the woman becomes a toilet for the man's sexual desire, allowing the man to conveniently handle his sexual urges. This way, they understand the perfect compatibility for married life.
And if the engagement is broken, the woman has only done simple toilet duties during that time, so there is no issue with her chastity.
Since there is a reason to avoid marriage or engagement even after doing all this, it's better not to do it in the first place, so this custom has fallen out of use nowadays.
But in this case, it's perfect.
"In this situation, I have given you a lot. How about it?"
"G-good! If it's like that, I'm satisfied too. There's a chance for me to turn your heart with effort, right?"
"That's what I said."
While spouting words that didn't come from the heart, I stuck out my tongue in my mind.
'There is no way, you idiot.'
Did you think I proposed the toilet fiancée just to waste time without thinking?
After doing the toilet fiancée, Hans's dick will naturally get used to it.
Once sufficiently familiar, I can just wash my mouth and pretend it never happened.
When the day comes that I am sure I won't simply 'explosive pussy squirt climax' with this dick anymore, Hans's head will be shattered like pieces by stones.
'It will be the ultimate pleasure from the other side, so enjoy it to your heart's content. Idiot.'
There was no flaw in that plan.
He probably thought that too.
"Squeeze♡ Squeeze, chuu, jorororop, sup, huun, squeeze♥"
"Haaah, Mina's mouth pussy is completely good. It seems like the technique is getting better and better as days pass. Maybe she's practicing every night to serve the master's dick, or something like that?"
"Shut up, that's not it. Anyway, hurry up and cum in my mouth pussy, -churrurup- why are you holding back so much for such a trivial excretion act! Hmph, churrup!"
"Why, because it feels good to do it that way."
Hans's dick seemed to be getting harder and stronger every day. The smell emanating from it was so manly that I couldn't even think it was from Hans.
"Ah, are you holding back your pussy climax until I cum? If you want to climax, you can just do it."
"U! T-that's not it! Don't make a mistake! I-I don't feel like holding back or doing it at all!"
Yeah, actually it's a lie.
Following Hans's command under the pretext of 'it's embarrassing to cum alone', when I was pleasuring Hans with my mouth pussy, I was touching my pussy and masturbating by myself. At first, I could quickly make him cum before I climaxed by myself, but as time passed, I often climaxed on my own.
If this continues, I won't be able to carry out my plan no matter what...!
"Mina is cute."
A hand that couldn't be called thick gently pressed my head.
"U, uoooo... o, ooooo..."
"Wow, this sound is really funny the more I hear it. Normally my voice is pretty, but when I climax happily like this, it's so low that it's creepy. But it suits me, I guess."
The hand patted my head pongpong.
Don't do that. My pussy might really climax...!
Why, why are you trying to take superiority over me, who was under your feet? This is strange... right?
...Ah, no. Well. Since I did the toilet fiancée, I am Hans's toilet. ...I might have to acknowledge Hans's position to some extent...?
"Are you coming to our house today too?"
"Haa, you want to call me again? Calm down. Our parents haven't noticed yet, but if they do, it'll be troublesome, you know?"
By the way, right now this place is my room.
I deliberately left the window open to secretly let Hans in.
"Today I called Astera too, so let's enjoy ourselves with the three of us."
"Hah? You're coming again? I don't like that girl!"
That pink-haired girl, despite being the same woman, was aggressively attacking me, and she flattered Hans disgustingly, which was unbearable to watch.
"Astera is my benefactor. Don't think too badly of her. She was the first to lay the bridge connecting you and me."
"What kind of talk is that?"
"Ah, Mina doesn't know? Then it's better to keep it that way. I'll cum soon, so suck my dick."
By blocking my mouth like this... I was irritated and took Hans's dick in my mouth anyway.
Hans's thick semen gushed into my mouth with a buuururuu. It was sticky, smelly, and pungent...!
"Tonight, I'll use the toilet at my place, toilet. Got it, toilet fiancée? This is settled."
Ah, really annoying!