Chapter 96
Chapter 96
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 96
Chapter Title: Pro Wrestling Debut and Mech Mayhem
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"Introducing!!!"
The scenery suddenly changed.
Jackson... no, the ghost of the [Architect] who had been getting pummeled was rolling around on the ring.
Using the [My Worlds] skill to forcibly drag him in and spending points to set up a wrestling ring, the [Architect] in the center—now deprived of his hammer—couldn't use his skills and was flailing on the ground.
Seeing that sight, Jackson wailed, "Why does it have the same weaknesses?!?!"
To begin with, a normal climber would die instantly from the combo of being crushed, dunked in lava, and buried alive all at once.
Even without that, getting a nail in the head or eye would kill you.
It was only because it was Wakamo Inarizushi that he survived.
To make it not too easy after subduing him lightly, the desperate ninja turtles... no, ninja fox squad was going all out to save the stream.
Without using a single [skill], they grabbed weapons and beat the [Architect] in a group assault, snatching every hammer he had.
That turned him into just a normal human who couldn't use skills!
From that point on, he was nothing but a toy to play with. The kind of toy you have to toy with gently so it doesn't break!!
"Crusher Wakamo! Bomber Mei! Hedgehog Chutaro!!"
"Wait, who are those?"
"The Far East pro wrestling world's three mutts have arrived!"
"No, no, they're foxes."
"Foxes are canines. Today's trivia bite. In other words, 'fox homo-something'?"
"No such idiom exists!"
"It does."
"It really does?!"
An idiom meaning that conflicting understandings between people can never come to fruition... But why 'fox homo-something'?! Kang Yeoul interjected.
"Anyway, commentator Kang Yeoul."
"And Asuka, doubling as the ring girl."
Ding—!
Asuka rang the bell with a small hammer, and upbeat music started blasting. Before the Architect could flee the ring from afar, Mei Shaolongbao came sprinting over in a panic.
-lmao run faster Mei lololol
-Posing until the Architect bolts, look at that desperation lololol
-Gotta save the stream lolololol
-WTF deploying territory just to do wrestling lolol
-America's traditional culture lolol
-Asian beating up a black guy, not even racism~
-(Jackson) Stop... it hurts...
-lolololololololololololol
-lololololololololololololol
-Loses power without his hammer!!!!
-Thor!!!!
"The Champ is here!!"
"HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT"
"Krrr, Amadou!"
-lollolollolollol
-This familiar song...
-Susquehanna...?
-America's justice wrestler has arrived lololol
-John! Ce-e-e-e-nnaaaaa!!
—Your time is up, my time is now (Now, now), You can't see me, my time is now (Now, now).
The iconic theme of a legendary wrestler that any American viewer would recognize blared out.
Normally she'd strike a pose, but Mei, scrambling without any of that, leaped off the ropes with a flying kick at the Architect trying to escape, landing perfectly on the ring.
Mei bounced lightly on the springs, raised both arms high overhead with a huge grin amid the applause.
In the audience seats, Ichigo and Pilot sat clapping.
-Even now they're boozing lolololol
-Drinking "beverages" hats lolololol
-Captain just happy for booze time...
As she posed circling the ring's edge, the Architect got up, pulled a saw from his belt, and charged at Mei.
She dodged effortlessly, then slammed a hard kick into his shin, making him double over in pain.
Seizing the moment, Mei grabbed his neck, hoisted his head onto her shoulder, dropped to a knee, and spiked him down.
-Stunner lololol!!!
-Architect!! Get up!!!
-Who the hell's the villain here?
-White fox assaulting surrounded black guy
-Damn another white one?
-Hood rule: watch out for white.
-lololololololol
Mei even unleashed a fist drop, leaping onto the downed Architect and hammering a fist into his face.
"You can't see me!"
-She's doing whatever she wants lololol
-Where'd she learn wrestling lololol
-Said it's the most fun thing in America!!
-Stop killing him...
-Is this really the 45th floor boss? Not a punching bag?
"Kyahoo!! Bring the green juice!!"
"Uh, that's a Japanese wrestler."
"Hey! Kids these days don't know that!!"
-Green juice guy...
-Same wrestler!!!!
-Tajiri-ri.
-WTF wrestling in a tower lololol
"John Cena!!!"
Mei shoved the rising Architect with another dropkick, sending him crashing into the ropes, giggling wildly as the screen suddenly went dark.
Mei's eyes flashed red, her blinking eyes drawing laughs from viewers.
When the lights came back, a reaper in a black coat and fedora stood behind the Architect.
He grabbed the Architect's head with both arms, lightly tossed him up, then hoisted him high overhead and slammed him onto the ring!!
-Undertaker! Undertaker!!
-Fuck lolololol
-He looks scary as hell for real!!
-Even now Mei beating downed Architect with a chair.
-This ain't just bullying?
"Aaah! In the heat of battle!! Undertaker... no, Wakamo!! Lifts the downed Architect!!"
Wakamo flipped the prone Architect upside down with his massive frame and leaped.
Even wrestling noobs have seen this famous finisher somewhere!!
-Tombstone Piledriver!!
-Kiyoooooot!!!!
-Wait, he's actually dead.
-No wrestler class??
-There'd be if there was.
-lollollol
Wakamo nailed the Tombstone Piledriver, spiking the Architect's head into the mat on the descent, then booted him to the ring's center.
After, she posed the Architect like a corpse in a coffin, hands crossed over his chest.
Wakamo rolled her eyes back, stuck out her tongue, mimicking the legendary wrestler's trademark.
-Going all out to save the stream...
-If you're in America, start with this wrestling.
-How's Cena beating Undertaker...
-Architect used a saw, so fair?
-No ref!!!!
The utterly demolished Architect lay pathetically sprawled like a cold corpse.
Mei lay atop him, Wakamo counting as ref in this rule-less sham wrestling!!
But viewers just found it fun anyway. Tower monster, right?
Soon the screen switched, Kang Yeoul walking out of the territory alone.
Worried if three Architects on 46? Up they went, greeted by tanks.
In city ruins, [Dwarf Tank Crew] drove tanks firing shells at Kang Yeoul.
She caught a flying shell barehanded, twisted her wrist to deflect, sending it arcing back into the opposite side.
-lollollolollol
-Deflecting shells wtf lololol
-Dwarf Tank Crew stunned!!!
Kang Yeoul forged two swords from mercury.
"This is just right... I'm climbing this tower on foot, got a problem?"
-lollollollolollol
-Just one tank...?
-I'm walking up this tower on my own two feet, got a problem?
-Queen Bradfox scary...
Slicing incoming shells with her swords as she charged, the tank reversed roaring.
Three machine guns emerged, bullets pouring, but unlike Mei's case, Kang Yeoul slashed hundreds aside, closing in.
As she neared, a dwarf popped out atop, firing a bazooka.
The 90mm round was huge, visible even—but Kang Yeoul slowed for viewers, flipped mid-stride, stepped on the shell like a swan soaring.
The tank boosted with flames, rocketing back, aiming rear multiple rocket launchers, firing dozens.
Huge tank, rear unseen, but Kang Yeoul was shocked at the firepower from such an old-looking thing.
She weaved missiles, stepped on them to rocket like lightning, clinging to the tank.
Crackle—
White light shimmered on the hull, high voltage surged, lightning arcing over her body.
Output to electrocute and incinerate a clinging foe—but unchanged expression, her sword slipped a gap, severing the dwarf's neck.
Mercury sword pierced inside, spreading everywhere.
Their own voltage followed, frying dwarves to black char instantly.
-Tanks too???
-First time seeing this lololol
-60+ floors only?
-How's a [Shooter] beating this!!!!
-Fuck lolol climbs on and it shocks lolol
-Almost certain death if you don't know??
"Hmm...."
Unbelievable deploying tanks, and overpowered ones.
Confirmed theory: tower learns humans, spawns fitting monsters. Dwarf in US army gear? Nowhere.
Staring silently at intact-exterior, wrecked-interior tank, Kang Yeoul called a break, switching to wait screen.
Gotta let folks pee and rest. Stream at record length.
"Um, Manager Wonda Hye? That... tank from Seoul recapture, huge budget one... can we see it?"
[What? Can't use in tower... You mean 『RX-78-2』?! Korea's strongest tank, Japan-aided! Upgraded!! You can pilot it, right? Right?]
"...But the name's RX-78..."
[Obviously from famous mecha! Know Universal Century?]
Wakamo hung up silently. Tough talking genre-mismatched otaku....
Better not converse with hardcore ones on their turf.
Knew Manager Wonda Hye loved robots, but naming a tank that?
Later, Wakamo checked emailed reference docs.
Scrutinizing blueprints, photos of bus-sized behemoth tank, weapon lists meticulously.
"Alright, believers! Stream time!"
30 mins later, wait screen back, Kang Yeoul waved smiling.
Narrower, different view. Levers left/right, central wheel visible—something mounted.
Surrounded by complex machinery, viewers buzzed: looted dwarf tank? Item?
Mei loaded shells behind, Asuka beside scouting outside.
Obvious: riding!! With Korea's military abundance, tank crew vets yelled: tank interior!! Hyped.
But no ordinary tank. Twice size, spacious.
"[Shooter] skill lets me shoot MGs!! Insane!!!"
-Floor 1 US tower skill.
-Finally wielding gun at 47...
-Miss? Shoot more.
-lololo see dwarf tank specs?
"Kang Yeoul!! Launching!!!"
Bold shout, cockpit lit, internals vibrating like charging.
Camera out: [Dwarf Tank Crew] 5 tanks shelling frontline.
Smoke hid Wakamo's seized tank, viewers searching.
Then, 3x dwarf-sized mega tank burst through smoke.
Fierce beast-like sharp form, four tracks rampaging ruins.
Huge barrel spun, targeted: BOOM!! Flame-lightning shell one-shot tank to ashes.
Shocked at monster power briefly.
No slowdown, rhino-charge rammed dwarf tank, armored hull crushing it flat underneath.
"Amazing this is a tank!!!"
"Manager Wonda Hye delivers!! Mecha otaku performance!!"
"Wakamo! Hop in the cockpit!!"
"Already in, it's a tank, Asuka?! Let's do this!"
-WTF how's it move lololol
-How shoot shells? How?
-Info: Climbers can't do any visible feats here.
-Couldn't bring tank in first lololol
-MG gunner thrilled lololol
-No loading but shooting lolol
-Amazing!! Domestic tank...!! Awesome power!!!
-Ancestors watching... more tanks... better tanks....
New Korean weapon—news-announced, no surprise.
But how in tower? More amazing!!
No promo needed, Wakamo streamed it, Manager Wonda Hye clueless but clapping happily.
Her designed tank moving as dreamed—who wouldn't love?
"Watching, AI buddy?! Randolph lives! This tank's soul-possessed!!!"
"No AI VTuber rights crap?! Luddite riot?!?"
"Dwarf Tank Crew ahead!! Fire—!!!"
Rampaging Asuka yelled, voice-recog? Main gun spun, shelled boosting dwarf tank.
Grazed ground but exploded, flipping tumbling tank.
"Our next game's World of Tanks!!"
"Play that and die of illness!"
"This tank! Bribing company to buy!!"
"Hey asshole!!!"
Enamored by beauty beyond dreams, Asuka manned MGs with Mei, blasting away.
Tower tank rampage crushing all! Viewers thrilled.
But how move? How fight? Questions lingered.
Finally, rammed last flipped dwarf tank crew protruding, crushing end.
Drifted hot, opened hatch, Mei waved Taegukgi.
-Gonna tank your skulls clean!!!
-Kya national pride lololol
-Dwarf tanks lose to Korea's tower support lolol
-This our new tank? Insane specs.
-Info: Minimum to fight monsters.
-So damn cool lolololol
Viewers high on tank high, laughing.
Climber showed all, but no tank driving. Till now.
US stream, fan service? Robert's flag on shoulder, waved.
Tank with Taegukgi/Stars&Stripes charging tower conquest—filmed.
-Sales gonna skyrocket~
-Japan ok?
-Co-made.
-lollollollolollol
-Mecha fan first cockpit can't resist lololol
-Wow, this tank's well-made.
"With tank, invincible!! Go Kang Yeoul!!!"
"Alright let's go!!!"
Even monster armies? Tank bulldoze. Duo hyped.
Viewers cheered Korean tank rampage.
[Tampa Tower 48th Floor World Climb in Progress]
-Reach 60th overcoming tower trials.
-Live or die, win the duel!
-[Ultra Hardcore Grade Monster] [Construct Mithril War Golem] appears!
Greeted by real robot.
No, giant golem robot-like.
Glossy metal-skinned colossus eyes gleamed, swung huge arm at charging tank.
Emergency brake, hard accel turn barely dodged—but hand slammed ground, flipping tank flying.
Toward rolling tank, eyes glowed, fired beam like Kang Yeoul's.
Heat ray red-hot tank, inside scorching, Mei/Aska flailing.
BOOM—!
-???
-??????
-Wtf?
Trapped upside-down, burning alive—then tank leaped sideways.
No thrust, self-jumped, midair main gun shelled golem torso: huge boom, staggered.
Roaring golem leaped ruins, chased road-racing tank.
US city ruins, tank shelling barrage, golem tanking closing gap.
Blades from hands sliced buildings, terrifying; humanoid leaps wall-crushed, overleaped tank, landed ahead.
-Brake!! Brake!!!
-WTF no interior cam?
-What happened? Ok?
Believers worried.
Tank no stop, accelerated at golem.
Dodged swung blade "jump", golem anticipated, other arm huge swing.
Clank clank—
Tank flipped, transformed insanely fast. Emerged arm grabbed incoming blade, halted.
Landed blade-up, arms crossed: not tank, giant robot.
"[Let's roll]"
Cool English baritone "deployment"—unmistakable to Wakamo viewers.
[Heroic Dragon General Divine Sword Dance Commander] booted golem head, flipped back landing, drew waist sword.
[Idol's Flame] wrapped red-hot blade slashed, scarring metal skin.
Golem blades mana-vibrated.
Boom! Boom!
Ruins center, buildings crumbling.
Two giants clashed fiercely, no retreat.
Swordplay gap, golem chest opened, molten metal blast pushed back.
Then eye-beam severed one arm.
Flying hand crashed, toppling building.
-WTF transforms to tank too???
-Fuck camera angles kill lololol
-Giant robot battle too, streamer!!!
-Heavy majestic different.
-But Heroic Dragon no guns?! Just sword?!
-Old model!!!
-Prototype stronger mecha truth!!!
Arm severed, seeming struggle: ducked shoulder charge unbalanced golem.
But falling golem spiked spikes everywhere, skewered lifted.
Head grabbed, crushed—believers gasped.
Stronger than thought?
-Kraaak!! Bumblebee!!!
-Armament! Armament weak!!!
-Head ripping!!!
-You Taekwon V'd Korea's pride!!!
-Really?
-Yeah real. Toys too.
-Fuck why say now.
-How only sword armament!!!
Then believers saw.
Severed arm on building.
Auto-moved arm charged, fist-smashed golem head; escaped Dragon seized arm, reattached shoulder.
-Not Transformers, Iron Giant?
-Auto-repair changes everything lololol
-lololo you regenerate??
-Robot immortal too!!
-Don't underestimate Turtle Ship performance!
Two hands gripped sword full swing parried golem blades, quick slash severed both.
Armless golem thrust stumps forward chest-open flamed.
But no twice: [Idol's Flame] burned it, thrust pierced chest deep, twisted wrist.
BOOM—!!
Slashed up, beheaded finish!
Golem head rolled road.
Battle-scarred battered Dragon raised sword high.
-Kya lolol insane lolololol
-Insane insane!!!
-Korean high insane fuck!!!!
-Giant robot and Jedi, what's streamer can't do!!
-US tower special ep views galore.
-Galore? Base 1mil.
-Vid long af edit? Lolololo?
-Movie 7hrs lolololol
-Day melts slow but all-day fun lolol
Back to [RX-78-2 TANK], engine roar fading ruins—clean exit!!
Wakamo used remaining [VTuber Model] skill, copying [RX-78-2 TANK] form.
Obviously Wakamo transformed herself, moved normally, used [skills].
Ultimate scam—Manager Wonda Hye's sales dream ruined.
Buyers ask: transforms too? Obvious!!
No pity, Wakamo prioritized stream fun. Regrettably.
"Thanks, Yongjang Gunsin Prime!"
Kang Yeoul thanked, descent unnoticed.
-Goguryeo myths had ancient robot weapons.
-Turtle Ship cheat perf shivering.
-Alien weapon? Lololol
-Turtle Ship tanks too, what can't!!!
"Shall we head to 49th everyone?"
-Now anything possible.
-US tower, guest here this hospitality.
-Fr real lolol burgers chicken too.
-Streamer desperate stream save = upvote lolol
[Tampa Tower 49th Floor World Climb in Progress]
-Reach 60th overcoming tower trials.
-Live or die, win the duel!
-[MYTH Grade Monster] [Paul Bunyan] appears!
"? Who? What grade?"
-Wow! Knows Virtual Live MYTH! Awesome!!
-WTF nonstop unheard grades lolol
-Where? Can't see?
-That leg?
Kang Yeoul looked up slow, camera followed.
Giant. Bushy-bearded tree-bark skin, sunken eyes, lumberjack huge axe standing.
Raised high, slammed ground.
Spiderweb cracks, ground collapsed.
City-area vanished instantly, no escape—Kang Yeoul plummeted.
Below not lava, unidentified black void.
Debris powdered pre-touch—bad vibes, believers shocked.
-She can fly!!
-Streamer! Fly!!
-Cant fly?!
-Wings outfit!!
Maybe black pulled gravity, no escape—speculated.
Collapsing earth abyss. Below pitch black.
Cosmic horror giant lumbered searching Wakamo, unseen.
Just empty cliff cam how long?
Plop plop plop—
"Thanks Tales"
"Not Tales!!"
Mei flew spinning three fox tails hard, grabbed Kang Yeoul's arm pulling out.
"Thought: haven't eaten? America, gotta chili dog."
"Sending you for that? Heartless hedgehog Chutaro"
"It's Kang Yeoul?"
-lololololololol
-l ololololololol
-Tails fly?!
-How spinning.
-Mei cute insane lolololol
-Chili dog irresistible lololol
-Hedgehog fave food lol real lolol
Mei panted gripping arm two hands tails whirring.
Kang Yeoul casually munched held chili dog savoring.
Giant swung axe at them.
Golem incomparable size.
63-building leg-only. God-slaying attack dodge? Doubtful.
US tower pissed proper—axe earth clash world-ending rumble, ground buckled.
"You're Too Slow"
Irritatingly atop axe, one hand hip, finger wag taunt.
Pew—
Lightning-rushed Kang Yeoul sped up axe handle.
Mercury orb shield, inside hamster-wheel—but viewers: white spiky hedgehog lightning.
Pure speed no slow-mo—blink, light line arm to neck to head-top.
"Go, Chutaro!!"
Unknown-climbed Mei atop spinning orb flipped, foot-kicked Kang Yeoul at giant head.
Lightning-boosted—[Idol's Weight].
Bird mana ok, [Clone Body] disposable no recoil, max 1,500 tons.
Head lightning-speed 1,500 tons. Cargo ship mass slam?
Flash, pinpoint crown-hit: sound vanished, vision blanked.
Bird mana dump, [Clone Body] lizard-tail shed—human bomb Kang Yeoul spectacularly exploded.
Seemed vanish... but mana drain extreme, tank risky—worth it.
Giant head gone.
Falling body BOOM! New continent vista.
Far off, Mei/Kang Yeoul campfire chili dog cocoa savoring.
Meanwhile Wakamo downed 100 mana pots.
"Unique cocoa"
"Secret ingredient?"
"Say 'love' and I rage, Kang Yeoul"
"Close. Garlic powder spoon."
-Business as usual rest wtf lololol
-49th steamrolled lololol
-Final weapon no lololol
-Amazingly basic attack, [skill] counters.
-For real?
-Yeah climbers ignore physics.
-Streamer real sonic = shockwave earth gone.
-Aha!!
-Sonic ram kills normal?
-Regretfully lightspeed.
-lollollollollollol
Tower climbers defy physics how?
Wakamo fun-only, no care.
[Tampa Tower challenges climber Wakamo Inarizushi to showdown]
-lollollolollol
-Timeout request??? Lolol
-Scared shitless lolololololol
-Fuck hilarious lolololol
-Bastard cracked couldn't hold!!!!
-lolololololol
-America's might show damn Asian!!
-Stream fun = US tower.
-But... insane?
[Skip 50-59, 10 floors to 60th. Tower top honorable duel.]
[Strong foe worthy your fame/honor, victor gets riches.]
-Fucking pissed!!!
-lololo can't hold rooftop come lololo
-US tower finally snapped.
-No more provocations.
-America unbeatable!!!
-Huh? Can't hear? Louder~
-10 floors merged threat lololol
-Oof scary.
"But US short history, anything good?"
"Dunno, aliens?"
Whatever—stream saved.
All flashy scenes nabbed.
Accepted duel, stepped: scenery swapped.
Tower top: US/Tampa panorama.
[Tampa Tower 60th Floor World Climb in Progress]
-Vanquish top floor prove!
-Fair honorable duel! No tower exit.
-[Heroic Spirit] [Free Spirit] appears!
[Only 1:1 fights permitted!!]
2m eagle-headed muscle hulk axe/gun faced Wakamo.
Cape Stars&Stripes, Kang Yeoul shouldered Robert's flag.
"[Kreeeeeeek!!!]"
Eagle screech.
Missile dropped on Kang Yeoul/Mei heads.
"Isn't that radiation mark?"
BOOM—!!
Mei asked pre-answer: huge blast.
US tower pent-up rage mushroom-clouded top.
Not real nuke, [skill]—but real power, downed Kang Yeoul powdering.
-Eh...? Dead..?
Vanished Kang Yeoul/Mei suddenly.
Free Spirit scanned briefly.
Soon—Kang Yeoul phased floor up.
"Brought 'em...."
Mutter, two more Kang Yeouls appeared. Obviously illusioned Wakamo/Mei.
"All me!!!"
BOOM!
Three Kang Yeouls surrounded eagle-man: leg kick, body smack, head strike.
One pinned arms back, another legs.
"Simple dirty deed"
....1:1 duel?
Shockingly Wakamo Inarizushi counts as one.
Thus [Free Spirit] group-beaten by three.
Believers closed eyes at惨景.
America tried best.
Really.