Chapter 92
Chapter 92
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 92
Chapter Title: Fox God VTuber Climbing the Tower
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"Ugh, what a shitstorm."
-Jedi!! Jedi!!!
-Red lightsaber!! Sith!!!
-Lmao, are they dropping a new Star Wars movie????
-Did The Last Jedi finally arrive!!!!
-An era where everything is crumbling... the female Jedi makes her revival...
-Canceled my Disney sub right away and smashed superchat into Wakamo's stream like a madman.
-Great pleasure comes at a great price...
-Just sub to superchat and you get 200 VTuber clips as a bonus, isn't that a steal?
-Weren't there only 60 before? Did it increase???
-Yeah, it increased.
-This is why superchat subs hit 9.8 million.
-Real demonic arts, holy shit lololol
-There's a VTuber out there only a superchat whale could handle.
The pathetic rewards and laughable difficulty of the American Tower had Kang Yeoul openly provoking and scratching at their nerves, causing the difficulty to skyrocket as they unleashed dangerous monsters to fight her.
Unfortunately, Kang Yeoul turned out to be Wakamo after all, so petty tricks like poison had no effect.
It was a scene the believers had grown tired of seeing, so everyone was just laughing it off.
But Wakamo knew that too, so to shake things up, she pulled out a lightsaber made by fusing [three skills] specially.
[VR Rhythm Lightsaber] was a game Wakamo occasionally played, after all.
She was confident she could excel at anything physical, and it was the type she enjoyed.
In that sense, America naturally meant [Star Wars] and [hero movies] were popular.
Moreover, as ascenders were pioneers of a new era, she figured showing some "romance" fitting American macho culture—something they admired—would boost her popularity.
Luck was on her side too, as the early stages featured a [Western] backdrop, letting her film some cool duel scenes.
Of course, it had turned into something like [A Martial Arts Master Falls into a Fantasy Wild West!] instead of what Wakamo initially imagined, but whatever.
By picking up the lightsaber and flipping the genre to space opera, Wakamo satisfied her audience's demands.
Once the stream ended and she exited the Tampa Tower, Kang Yeoul spent blissful time touring every state in America, buying [VTuber merch].
There could've been stalkers or people picking fights for being Asian, but she enjoyed a smooth trip.
The only annoyance was the pointless flirts—guys and gals(?)—but nothing major otherwise.
"Alright! Let's see what the wiki says. Been a while since I checked, so I'm kinda excited. Makes sense, right? I was a clipper for ages too. So there's already a wiki page from my clipping days. Wonder how it's been updated?"
-A whole 5 years of clipping VTuber clips.
-She was kinda famous in a way lololol
-The one who redid every subtitle to lure in VTuber fans...
-Even after debuting as a VTuber, she's still obsessed with VTubers...
-Fr tho lololol, but we love it anyway lololol
"Ugh."
-Look at this long-ass list lolololol
-No way lolololol
-Did the historians invade?
-And what's with the profile boob pic.
-Best part of the captain.
-Agreed.
"This isn't Asuka's doing, is it...?"
"Asuka only cleaned up the trolls trying to edit it."
"Aha! .....Cleaned up?"
"They probably won't do anything bad ever again."
"Asuka? What do you mean cleaned up? How?"
"Eek! Time for school! I'll head out with Mom!"
Off she bolted!
Something felt off, so when she pressed, Asuka—who knows when she snuck in—dynamically smashed through the window and fled.
The moment Wakamo saw that, Mei—who now moved on semi-autopilot—brought a broom and dustpan, swept up the broken glass, neatly wrapped it in newspaper, and took it outside.
-What was that glass breaking just now?
-She flew off to school.
-Did she hatch out like an egg lolololol
-Asuka full-speed escape!!!!
-Trolls who mess with the captain get a visit from Cyber Ultron...
-The captain's gallery is insanely clean too...
"Ah, that's 'cause I pay them salaries? And send merch."
-Holy fucking shit!!!!
-Fucking mods all fuck off!!!! I can do it too!!!!!
-I'm the perfect 24/7 guard dog!!!!
-No wonder these bastards work their asses off!!!
-Concert tickets too?! Gimme concert tickets?!
"Uh... collab stream rights maybe?"
-I'm.gonna.kill.you!!
-Use grandma and grandpa terms here, it'll crush them effectively.
-Newbie mod!! Tell 'em I'm the psycho dawn troll believer!!!
-I can thunder too!! Thor mode on, you armband fuckers!!!
-Ah, shall we start...? The Night of Curses... Let's curse each other freely.
-Off to meme your asses, fuckers.
-Keep your mouths shut, you knew and didn't tell us!!!!!
"I pat their heads too."
-Pouring straight gasoline here.
-How much firewood you throwing in!!
-Grrrrrrrrr!!!!
-Unicorn horns are glowing glowing!!!
-Armbands are fucked today.
-Better stay out of the gallery.
-Huh? Can't I just post it...?
Anyway, everyone's full of energy. Wakamo checked the profile, saying let's finish the wiki.
Activity Name: [Wakamo Inarizushi].
Age: [1,000 years old (self-claimed)][1]
[1] - Simply put, she might be over 10,000, but better not dig for your own good.
Real Name: [Daji, Tamamo]
Nationality: [Republic of Korea]
Body: [243cm, 211kg]
Family: [Husbands - Earth God (King Zhou), Kang Ja-a (Jiang Ziya), Abe no Masuki, Gang Gungjin]
[Children] - Kang Gamchan[2], Abe no Seimei[3], Yu Ying[4]
[2] - Folklore says Kang Gamchan's mother was a fox.
[3] - Kuzunoha, Seimei's mother, is famously a fox.
[4] - Raising Liu Bei's descendant like a daughter.
"No way, who made me a married woman without asking? Why so many husbands? Since when is Yu Ying my daughter?"
More than that, this is red pill stuff...! She almost called it out but let it slide since it wasn't hideable and had no links.
-Feed 'em, house 'em, teach 'em, raise 'em—ain't that a mom?
-Forgot how you fought China over raising this kid?
-Dementia already.... Well, at her age...
-Dementia at her level would be scary af lolololol
-Climb the tower quick? You seem foggy.
-TMI) Tower climbing cures dementia.
-Truly no mercy, holy shit lolololol
Religion: [Herself as idol]
Education: [Claims college grad (unverified)]
Nicknames: [Daji, VTuber Ghost, Captain, Hothead Fox, Chubby]
"No, these nicknames are too much.. Chubby 'cause I can't sing? Call me Queen of Song then!!!"
-Lmaoooo
-Korea's "Queen of Song"
-Refreshed and it changed already?
-Historians on standby? lololol
-Don't wanna die, gotta work lololol
1. Overview.
President and 0th gen VTuber of Wakamo Corporation. Also Korea's top ascender and a living idol of the modern era.
2. Pre-Debut.
Record shows 5 years of streaming. Mostly clipping VTubers. Otherwise, subathon streams, fanart, fan vids—total tribute mode.
Spotted everywhere VTubers streamed, earned nickname "Clipper Clique's This One" (what's that).
Current VTuber character was made on the cheap to join VTuber collabs, she says.
She made it herself based on herself, so low cost.
Pre-debut: Stock and Bitcoin streams with 100% accuracy (non-believers who couldn't afford it cried).
Avg viewers ~200, 70k subs. Now 9.8M subs, Korea's undisputed top VTuber.
Caution: Subbing may flood your feed with 150-230 VTuber clips min-max.
-Warning slaps on instantly lololol
-Napoli ghost story fr.
-Ignore the warning and click? You're done lolololol
-Want dopamine? Handle it!!!
3. Personal Activities.
3.1 Live Streams.
Consistent streamer, always explains breaks. Even on off-days, spots her superchatting. Probably clipping VTubers. Otherwise, manages [Wakamo Floor 1] and cares for corp members.
3.2 Content & Games Played.
(List link) Infamous for sucking at games. With her dynamic vision and physical stats, you'd think she'd crush like a webnovel MC, but nah—zero talent or sense. Fights games like real battles (Captain goes all-out even on games).
Horror games: Screams all day, covers ears, cries like a little girl. Hates 'em but does penalty streams 'cause believers love it. Takes breaks after, so believers hang the pushers (human sacrifice link).
Physical games: Solidly good. [VR Rhythm Lightsaber] is artistic-level. Makes sense given her true nature.
4. Singing.
(Youtube link)
Cursed voice that shouldn't exist. But pre-debut clipper era, got invites everywhere to play instruments. Handles most instruments masterfully, but singing's game-level bad.
Lately practicing steadily, improved to "slightly bad." Applies to all Wakamo Inarizushis.
5. Ascender Activities.
Industry's only VTuber doing tower climbs.
Blue ocean solo, but Incheon Tower (brutal) scares newbies. Actually way easier than her streams—see Kyoto/American Tower broadcasts.
Evidence towers have ego/personality, fights idols, receives direct trials—most tower-attended ascender.
Captain's a sealed idol revived in modern times (her concept), but tower reactions suggest it's real (how much age lying?).
Korea Tower: Floor 50. Kyoto: 30. America: 21.
Unique user of [Tower Climb Rights] item, climbing 3 towers simultaneously.
Targeted hard by [Six Freaks], united Korea/China/Japan, reclaimed Seoul in 10 years... Achievements stack fast; details (list link).
6. Character.
6.1 Avatar.
Original avatar. Said to be Wakamo Inarizushi's [prime] era look. True form is rare [little Wakamo]—super cute. Massive chest/height; 3 chest dots, upward eye makeup.
6.2 Tastes.
Loves anything VTuber-related. Watch her streams, see her pop up. Favorites Merhen Empress (Merhen link).
Collects merch, attends concerts. Break announcements? Mostly collab cafes or VTuber stuff.
6.3 Personality & Voice.
Raspy banter, androgynous voice led to "guy in girl char Vermi-pig" guesses, but just deep voice. Idol dignity unavoidable?
Normally gentle, soft-spoken to believers. Mother figure to corp VTubers. Forgives pervy jokes/fanart/perv hunts as long as no VTuber bashing/red pills (especially chest-related).
Long life means pro at instruments, cooking, fighting; lately city-builders showed idol prowess (then backstabbed).
"Wow, even recent stuff detailed to hell?"
-Backstab trauma, tears.
-Raised 'em hard, then totem-smashers...
-Nah, captain smashed 'em.
-Not knowing the pain of casually smashing?!!!
-Past wound she had to get used to... trauma....
-Planted captain totem at my place ㅇㅇ.
"Totem? Pic for a gift."
-Lmaoooo pumped lololol
-This we respect.
-Totem basic for idol worship lolol
-Figurine count? lololol
"Sure sure, believers. Don't overdo idol worship. Idol-fan is best."
-Pulling away? Mom hate me?
-Kinda stinky tho...
-Humans noses sensitive, beasts worse?
-I shower 3x week!!
-Gtfo.
-Captain's idol worship is VTubers lololol
"Alright, keep going?"
Warned viewers "idol worship" means healthy idol-fan vibes, scrolled down.
As Asuka said, barely any eye-twitchers. No controversy section? Wakamo thought it too worshippy. Swearing, violence... too much?
6.4 Sub-Chars.
Subs usually one-offs, but Wakamo captain runs 3 bodies simultaneously somehow.
Hard to grasp, but think 3 Wakamo Inarizushis existing parallel.
Not split personalities fighting—pilot stream had all 3 drooling over VTuber concert. Same IQ, baitable with merch.
Believer testimony: Mei Shaolongbao signed merch at conbini after merch bribe (jealous).
Captain-sub relations > Marisa/Alice (wtf otaku).
[Huxian Mei Shaolongbao] - White twintails, fox ears from hair (human ears separate), 3 tails. Qipao + shadow as "clothes." Weapons master unlike Wakamo.
Self-proclaimed Huxian: Chinese fox spirit after millennia cultivation. Guessed as Wakamo's early training era.
[Daji] - Captain's puberty dark phase. Details [Investiture of Gods (link)]. Only she knows true history; brave believer ask, update wiki, then die.
[Kang Yeoul] - Floor 50, tower manifested Daji image. Stunning, red lip point. Golden tiger-like eyes creepy irl per believers.
Kang surname + Jiang Ziya rod = Jiang net... guesses on her relation. Unicorns raged. Some call "Lady Kang."
[White-Faced Golden Fur] - Expect gold fur/9 tails at full power. Sealed till modern? Nah, Slaughter Stone broke 2022.
Captain might be [Black Fox] myth. Mei does 3-tail white fox, so started white?
Inari Shrine love suggests only kind fox friend. Built mini-shrine in Kyoto for solace.
Fox myths often beautiful women—captain influence? Childhood troublemaker, maybe worked under Nuwa, fled to Japan over guy.
-Sub-char section way too long lolololol
-This VTuber sub-char talk right? lololol
-Captain married or not... virgin or not...
-Widow hotter?
-Wah Wakamo widow... hold me...
-Thinking maternal love fills those boobs... exciting.
-Asuka always begging red? Still fresh...?
-Curious af.
-Ask Ichigo.
-Why Ichigo not Yu Ying?
-Eek save me!!!
Scrolling revealed estimated history. Ties to Jiang Ziya clear via items. Lived chaos eras, got imperial seal; Japan war refugee, saved sunken relic.
Raised drowned emperor in mountains? Comments like "oneshot loli madness." Wakamo sighed.
Came to see fan delusions' scale—too huge.
Closest to tower truth, Six Freaks obsession target, revived idol—historians sub fan cafes for history scoops... headaches galore.
Wakamo's fix: Stay silent!!!
Hates personal views twisting history, said flat out.
Added "hid in mountains avoiding people, know nothing."
-Why live in mountains?
-Assholes chased her, no need for idols.
-Hunted as mere fox?
-Joseon rejected monsters too...
-Only Inari foxes licked captain's fur.
-Seimei, you bastard!!
-Trusting Japan? Wakamo dummy.
-History by winners.
-Bashing beasts? Assholes.
-Captain! You're Daji right?! Right?!
-Not anymore......
-Stop trolling before real Daji.
-Seimei at Kyoto top? lololol
"...Wiki too clean! No smears or controversies? Mecha super cool???"
-Smearing Korea's pride?
-Captain heartbroken, caves up—can't handle her money ㅇㅇ.
-Pirates dance at cave entrance only fix.
-Only "controversy" is America tower pull.
-Protest? She'll swing again.
-Our weight class now US-level lololol
-How prez's real power is idol...
-Better than shamans?
-Admitted.
"Anyway, too spicy bunch. Time's up! Let's go?"
Pre-collab wiki tour done, Wakamo booted game with shaky hands.
Too weak to click—Mei pressed from behind to enter.
─[Project Apocalypse]─
Wakamo Corp's first collab return.
Survival + escape redo like before.
Crew entered, dreading captain's antics.
"Saw Ip Man 2, ascenders fine with methanol right?"
-Opening with this madness.
-Captain!!! No more crazy shit!!!
-Alcohol tolerance that low?? lololol
"Whole oak barrel, still lacking..."
-Huh? What?
-Gragas girl...
-Radiation's booze if she drinks...
-Japan's rep ascender VTuber...?
-She's got booze collab ads, ok?
"Fine! Liver bust? Regen!!"
-Not fine at all.
-With fire~ crazy talk~
-Think before speaking plz!!
"You don't get it. Japan's eating Fukushima rice, mutating. Labeled Koshihikari to sell—check labels? Radiation rice Japan's specialty."
-Every entry scalds.
-Asked if EV = tower bomb.
-Wtf lolololol
-Gonna lose it captain!!!
-But what's that drinking sound? What ya sipping?
"Uh... cider? 4.5% ABV. Beverage."
-Normal drinks ain't % based.
-Summersby chugging!!!
-Lime non-alc soda.
-Demi-soda lololol
"Saw Kyoto baseball win? Smashed Tokyo. Refreshing. No snacks needed?"
-Proud Korean win.
-Korea plays Kimigayo, Japan Korean anthem.
-Cultural exchange...?
-No you crazies!!!
-Hate-Korea riots again...
-Wakamo time?
-Captain nuke?
"Ijime's core Japanese tradition."
-Captain fr filter words plz!!!
-Every line capsaicin mad.
-Hates spicy but feeds Japan spicy.
-Shin Ramen spicy, but chili booze fine...
"So where? School? With fire.... Loot cabinets? Guns maybe."
-Why guns in school lockers?
-Captain streams too edge, dizzy...
-Japan's spice... bows...
-Not windbag, firemouth booze style...
-Booze breath fire...
-Alcohol Breathing Form 1!!!
-lololololololololololol
"Oh, gun."
-Why tf here.
-BB toy maybe.
-Real shotgun shells?
-Why tf.
"You zombie bastards! Group ijime? Kejime time fuckers!!!"
-Kejime = chop finger apologize roughly.
-Gun talk scary.
-I'm not trapped with you. You're trapped with me.
"O, fire axe. Time for authentic ijime. Seen Battle Royale? Fun."
-Asuka Asuka. What mod now.
-Pirate char pirate look lololol
-Why school fire axe!!!
-Why mention teacher gun-massacre movie...?
-This broadcast-safe?
-Drama/manga/movie hit tho.
"Only Japanese drop this cruel."
Shotgunned door-smashing zombie—satisfying hit, flies back.
Light bang! Zombie splat!
Thrill hooked Pirate's grin up.
"Power makes light! And I feel powerful!!"
-Japanese school shooter in America ok?
-Fine, neighbor boomer VTuber worse.
-Liberation Day passed, good!
-Captain pirate, no issue.
-Lmaoooo true lololol
"Hyahhh!!!"
Start: Guns/axe hyped Pirate dashes road—military truck slams past.
-Ichigo, you hit something?
"Running zombie."
-Looked armed?
"Drinking?"
-Nope?
-No booze?
"No booze then."
"Ah!"
-Nod!
-Ichigo kill Pirate log? No prob!
-Gentleman's revenge never late, even 10 yrs.
-lolololololol
Ichigo—pronunciation way better—hums, drives.
Smashes fleeing Wakamo, exits calmly.
"Get license, drive safe..."
Ichigo solemn over her crash.
Pirate beside yanks her cheek—new collab dawns.
Motion cams catch VTubers tangle, roll, brawl messy—exclusive here.
-Ah, Pirate in joint lock.
-Ichigo caught, pro chair-head slam.
-Collab? Nah lololol
-Match!! Begin!!!!
-Who rings bell.
-Asuka rushed in, round girl now.
-Mad? lolololololol
Unknown "Round 1" picket, Asuka struts circle round Pirate/Ichigo.
Wakamo solo panics, howls for crew.