Chapter 85
Chapter 85
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 85
Chapter Title: What Kind of VTuber Does the President Seek?
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What is a VTuber?
A VTuber commands the winds.
Brings rain to parched skies.
Folds the earth to race across it.
Wields a sharp blade like the wind, slicing through the world.
And handles that blade like a flower.
Helping the pitiful is the VTuber’s calling.
-In some sense, yeah, they pump out dopamine like crazy, so she’s got a knack for it.
-You! Looking like you’ve got VTuber vibes?
-Great Demon aptitude means VTuber, fr lol.
-VTubers are everywhere....
-Just fire up Ark and spin the roulette, right?
-Pull out 7 Days and make ‘em scream.
-That’s right, a VTuber is someone whose life goal is to become the strongest climber on earth!
-Doesn’t live streaming ruin collabs?
ㄴThe President’s song stream?
ㄴBet she sings well.
ㄴYou’re just here for the views...
ㄴ(link)
ㄴGyaaaaaak!!!! Graaaaaak!!!
-FYI, the notice says fishing with the President’s song gets you perma-banned.
-Makes sense, it’s a deadly weapon.
-For VTuber content, it’s gotta be that one, walalalu and yatpa that one.
The community was buzzing as always.
[When’s part 3 dropping?], [When do the first-gen debuts happen?], [Miss Mei’s thighs...], [When’s the viewer collab!!], [Tomorrow? Goods? Coming out!] and so on... Just watching made you think they all had way too much time on their hands.
Thanks to that intense light suddenly bursting in Seoul, most fans were like, “Classic Wakamo.”
Anyway, going along with her “I’m a VTuber lol~~” nonsense had become routine. There were VTubers who did red pills alongside it, after all.
Fans just laughed it off like she was some terrifying split-personality VTuber cosplaying herself.
In a way, wasn’t she the perfect VTuber? No red pill worries for fans, no backlash.
Amid that, some viewers pointed out her job was Idol, so her appearance might be fake.
Fans countered that made her even more red-pill-proof, turning into super-positive ultras.
They’d cheer “Anyway, love it!” at everything, becoming total smile men.
Including the Wakamo Floor 1 she created, totally separate cleared layers kept spitting out resources, turning Korea into an export powerhouse.
No more relying on imports—the tower’s bounty made reconstruction smooth, welfare better, supplies plentiful. Climbers and military handled monsters easily, raking in cash.
Seoul reclamation was nearly done. Folks were hyped for North Korea next.
Even daily fights with China and Japan had turned to alliances, however long they’d last.
Tourism boomed both ways—especially Japan, with crowds flocking to the Kyoto Fox God Shrine, grins nonstop.
Folks desperate to buy [Inari’s Dew] from the shrine caused near-riots, but the manager was the Fist King, right?
Plus Wakamo’s warnings, so most were happy just gawking at the cute fox spirits and the shrine.
Those crossing lines—touching spirits, shaking mini-shrines, graffiti—well, what happened to them courtesy of the Fist King? I won’t say.
Wakamo fought nonstop, even skipping VTuber streams in desperate battles.
Thanks to her, East Asia was weirdly at peace.
No time for her cold VTuber streams, so fans watched clippers’ subtitled vids to soothe their hearts.
Her manager bought collab goods steadily, stacking them up for busy Wakamo.
Yet seeing some VTubers graduate, channels emptying, crushed her—she wailed over missing farewell streams.
New debuts mean some leave for real life!
Wakamo sent manly, stoic goodbyes, but coming home from war to empty spots? Unbearable.
“Euhuhuhuk, ahuhuk”
Wakamo, sobbing pathetically with a handkerchief in her mouth, watching VTuber streams.
Her obsessive editing meant only she could satisfy herself, but 24/7 full throttle left no stream time, so tearfully, she hired editors.
Managers for streams, artists for thumbnails—cut her workload a lot.
As president, hiring staff was normal, no issue.
Just... Wakamo couldn’t do it.
She’d recruited them herself, nurtured them—had to do it personally to show love, or they’d feel neglected, she’d sob.
No one felt neglected.
Wakamo’s VTuber ideals were sky-high, love intense, passion huge—so worries too.
Objectively, she respected their freedom, never pushing ideals. Pro move.
Yeah, a picky otaku.
She cooks breakfast, lunch, dinner—skipping edits or checks isn’t neglect, right?
“Finally, Mom respecting her teen daughter’s human rights.”
Sadako loved it. Wakamo cleaning her room killed privacy!
“Uzutseu...”
Of course, Yu Ying knew Wakamo was swamped. No sleep needed? 24-hour workaholic? Insane.
Her shy wish: group laughs, proper rest breaks.
Wakamo multitasked VTuber streams into everything.
“Peck Yu Ying more intensely... then easier......”
Yu Ying pouted childishly.
She knew busy Wakamo always handled hugs or cuddles perfectly, so she’d understand.
Not lip service—Wakamo had two bodies, still no free time.
Watching VTubers while Mei minded Adelheit? Constant freezes like laggy YouTube.
Adelheit pitied her, thinking she was sick.
Mid-meal, brain freeze; folding laundry, stop; vacuuming, halt...
──Honestly, she felt her limits.
Tireless perfect body, multi-body control—still, hands, time short!!
Tried Mei lightning-fast, sped-up vids—desperate.
Call it the five stages of death.
Now a full VTuber corp president, time to cut other streams, focus on hers.
Plus debuting herself... and first-gen coming? Even more!!
“No second-gen!!!”
But she overworked herself, tireless, conclusion: this crap.
Yet current VTubers can’t VTuber forever.
Real life means graduation—stock up early? Inner Wakamo whispered.
“No choice... meeting time!!”
Extreme: kill VTuber stream for this.
Lost in thought, mini Wakamos bustled in her head, round table set, eyeing crowned Wakamo.
Multitasking evolved from Mei-handling to individual management.
“Tower climbs, Seoul retake... great for streams!! But lately, neglecting VTubers?”
“Daily life drifts... realizing mid-social life... forgot VTubers...”
“Overreaching! Stay humble!!”
“One stream a day barely? Mocking VTubers!!”
Self-hate poured as meeting started.
Cute chibi Wakamos flung papers, banged tables, rioted.
All true!! Cared for VTubers, neglected own streams.
Dopamine for fans? Runaway train—derailment obvious!
Balance needed... hot needs cooling.
“No, one daily stream’s old-school. Grown up, relax?”
“Wrong!! Pekoland princess said fame means work harder!!!”
“Don’t lie!! Our Märchen Queen rests properly, adjusts schedules! Goes to fave VTuber concerts!!”
“Right!! Loyal to work good, but love yourself more!! Concert!!!”
“Collab cafe, chill eats, admire goods!!!”
Control lost... inner Wakamo urges clashed.
Lolling for concerts, figures, fanart, fan vids... endless chain. Some minis donated akas, dones, cheeses in streams.
“Too many mes inside!!”
“Tell me tell me”
“Not singing!!!”
Wakamo slapped Mei’s cheek syncing beats.
Solo skit-worthy chemistry. Fun solo all day.
“Concerts!! Birthdays!! Fan games all day!! Waaah!! Too much... wanna idle-watch VTubers... how...?”
“Crying like this? Stream it—viewers love?”
“Show inner meeting? Good ideas?!”
“Me”
Wing-cloaked Dalgie raised hand. Pink hair from slander—Wakamo almost thought Holcas... covered mouth.
“Fan comm stream? Start handcam mantou-making. Mei Xiao Long Bao duo, chit-chat. Same self, no slips, perfect sync?”
“”That’s it!!””
“Too many streams breed longing—2 hours. Q&A for curiosities. Tease Wakamo Floor 1 changes, whisper viewer collab soon.”
“Chilling broadcast plan.... pro...!”
“Dalgie set? Spy? Vet ideology?”
“Ask, Mei!”
“Lambal Rum full war?!”
Slap—
Wakamo smacked. Wrong vetting.
Otaku questions? VTuber fans clueless!!
“Suspicious bitch! Tower spy! Fave VTuber?!”
“Health room vamp teacher ASMR good? Gyudon Knight ASMR too.”
“Trust, you’re me.”
“Sexy moans, coquetry ASMR then.”
“Inner female corruption incarnate?!”
“Now woman, accept?”
“More dangerous! Kids! Beat!!”
Mini Wakamos mobbed Dalgie. Body female forever, but mind male!! Rejected Yu Ying baths, kept chastity—don’t mock VTuber lover!!
“Unfit mom!”
Slap—!
Mei hit again.
“Meeong....”
“Daddy why...?”
“Overwork shorted brain?”
“Chance! Pull card from Wakamo’s wallet, buy parts.”
“Booze too.”
“Micchon bastards!!”
Brain meeting dragged, body drooling, zoned out.
Too many neglected urges overloaded control....
Sky-high ideals, fan desires clashed chaos.
Opportunity! Asuka swiped card, Sadako joined booze run—delinquent teens raiding mom’s wallet.
Yu Ying pissed, gun out—feared VTuber collection damage, swung nail bat. Asuka, Sadako dodged pros.
“Use it! Budget plenty!”
“Just buy cheap shit!!!”
Yu Ying-Sadako bickering: daily scenery.
Portal to [Idol’s Shrine] on Wakamo Floor 1 enabled outings. Asuka grabbed climber assoc. for parts, Sadako’s booze errand.
Brought Adelheit’s goods samples.
“Wakamo, rice vermin’s goods here.”
“Rice vermin?! Harsh title?!”
“But who cares about artists now.....”
“Humanity’s long art culture disrespected?!”
“AI clicks make all?”
Smack—
Idle Mei slapped. Rubbed cheek, sad.
Bad mom failed Asuka... how’d she get so twisted.
“AI VTubers code hard!! Research, fail, improve!! No saying that!!”
“Wakamo nudes? Rice vermin? Alphys too—book hospital.”
“Keep it up, lock you mining bitcoin.”
“Hiiing”
Why’s our tin can so low on humans?
Pondered—her education failed. Slapped Mei again.
Weirdly satisfying... cheek...
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“Your heart’s sky, Mei Xiao Long Bao clears healthy☆”
“Fans all growing well?”
-Well.
-Twins? lololol
-Part 3 when.
-First-gen debut when?
-Viewer collab when.
-Goods when?
-[Dark Ring] next?
-Saw new wuxia game?
-Spills pls.
-President welcome lololol
Whew... chat mixed Korean, hanja, JP, EN—headache. Mei read, replied diligently beside.
Climbers spoke languages fine, reading separate—Mei fluent in Chinese/JP/EN wowed fans, more chatter.
Fans knew Wakamo’s editing skills, but.
Stone-faced vs bubbly cutie smiling? Latter boosted happiness.
Q&A barrage like trial. Wakamo picked questions, answered, kept Mei slip-free, chatted.
“Overseas call Cinnamonroll fave a lot. Pure beautiful char, or kind thru hardship... Superman? Big-hearted types too.”
“Wanna eat Cinnamonroll. Sweet, yummy.”
“So, Cinnamonroll fans—Wakamo fox spirit goods~”
“Fox meat gamey, no good.”
“Drop eating talk, mantou time?”
“Wah... Wakamo mantou... unmatched.”
Handcam on, Mei mantou-ing hard; Wakamo chatted fans.
Yes... VTuber stream. Share time, build memories peacefully...!
Not daily brutal fights!! True normal VTuber...
-But President, no collabs? Did viewer stuff before?
“Ah... umm”
Early days, viewer collabs, all for success. Now her scale? Daunting.
One slip, fans swarm, shred collab VTuber.
Love huge, but piranha packs for revenge.
Even Fresh rep Captain frets image, gives best.
Wakamo kid-heart, adult-body—act adult.
“Can’t now.... Love VTubers, but collab hurts them?”
-Crazy fans pranking President? Swarm shred—scary.
-Fr real lololol malicious fans hunting bites.
-Poor President... no Queen collab... no fanart time....
-Fr, one fanart spreads chaos.
-Whatcha gonna do, Korea’s hottest climber lololol
“Wakamo, no sad talk. Stir pork belly. For mantou.”
“No, who puts pork belly in mantou?”
“More meat tastier?”
“....True?”
-True?
-Yep.
-Meat-packed mantou best.
-Wow, stuffed full....
“Next collab, you eat too.”
-What?
-What’d she say?
-Collab? Collab? Collab?
-Wakamo clipper since start, friends mock no collab, depressed af, pls this time [Chat banned]
-Ew lololololol
-Calm tf down lololol
-All livestock confirmed.
-Human forfeit to livestock!!!!!
-Guy seems smart? No collab?
-Woofwoofwoof!!!
-Hachihachi hachibo!!!
-Konkon!! Konkon kitsune!!
-I’ll be Hokage?
-Wtf you lololololol
-Ah lololol fox confirmed lololol
Mei’s casual line hyped chat frenzy. 10k min? Beast-level famous YouTuber, fans laughed. But 10k chaos worry too.
“Jackson built attractions, fun for all?”
-Wow! Black-owned amusement park!
-Democracy pinnacle~
-Kim Gu watching?
-Black owner superpower? USA proves.
-Crazy drips save lololol
“Hey, focus off Mei. See? Cute fox spirit~”
Wakamo waved for cam. Possessed spirit now real, 1:1 plush goods. Knew Adelheit artist, not sewer—surprised. All art fields?
She’s enjoying.
Drew [Six Freaks] duo for gallery, titled [Retard and Moron]; scrapped engineer weapons into [Trash Mountain]. Other climbers restrained normal, but heavy aftereffects—treatment, Wakamo heard.
“Our Adolf Lucci goods. Cute?”
-Human-made? lololol
-Nah....hope not......
-Dalgie-invited German artist....
-Austria origin blessing!!
“Hm? Born Austria, I think.”
-Fucked.
-Lost.
“Might as well conquer.”
-Unsubbed from Wakamo? Purge.”
“Non-VTuber nations worthless.”
“End times fr lolololol
-Gift Wakamo goods? What good?”
“Ask oshi first?”
“Yesss canon!”
“Haha Wakamo diff. Pretend daughter gift, buy own.”
“Womb oshi lololol
“Daughter blind but Wakamo oshi.”
-Fox god... not match...?
-.....Huh?
-Yeah?
-Sudden enlightenment lolololol
“Fox shrine pray then...”
“Blessing vs illness—fan cafe pic, sub.”
-? Works rl?
-Why works lololol
“President OP lol
“Not omnipotent god, but Idol.”
“Goods lots this time?”
“Incheon collab cafe?”
“Yeah yeah!! All done! But no splurging! Life first, fans! Captain says so?”
“Spending on oshi is self-care?”
“Logic. Perfect.”
“Pours on oshi first.”
“Like President, like fans lolololol
“~Dunno, goods pls~”
“Earned for this lololol
Fun chats, Wakamo shoved Mei’s steamed mantou to cam.
Steam rising, perfect mantou—yums galore.
Wakamo skipped meat, grabbed veggie, big bite.
“Steamed veg juices sweet.... mmm, juicy veg sweetness”
-Miss Wakamo glance pls....
“Mantou... too few... Mei...
“Few mantou = 2000x fan value...
“One mantou worth that?
“Insulted Mei’s 3000yr Chinese history!”
“Wtf dude....”
“Aaah!! Too tasty-looking!!”
“Meat mantou! Can’t lose!”
“Veg juicy tho.”
“Good~ sweetness yeah?”
“Collab mantou, you eat.”
“Kraaaak.”
“Gyaaaaaak.”
“President teases fans!!! Fuck!!! ”
“Fan cafe daily now.”
“Steal qualified IDs faster?”
“Genius?!”
“Alright, [Dark Ring] long time!! How long.... where were we?”
“Wiped early, fled. Pathetic Wakamo”
“Yeah, clear now... Mei hammers per death!”
Swipe—
-Not poing hammer.
“Steel hammer!!”
“Skull smash intent...?”
“Karate master unbreakable. Body all weapon!”
“President thick skull wins hammer.”
“How many hits lolololol
“Watch my improved skills!!! ”
That day, Wakamo took 500 hammer smacks to crown from Mei.
Desperate, multi-mode duo—still wrecked.
Two VTubers dusted by guardian...
Veterans rotting in dead chats awaited DLC summon.
Finally Asuka, Pilot, Ichigo joined—5-man gank downed guardian.
37hr first field boss clear, group hug joy—fans teared.
Our President sucks at games fr.....
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Last SD and corrections from the AI fixer.
From now, spin pre-mades or I draw...
Hard finding commissioners... scammed 3x.
Wah... too harsh on lone asso...!