Chapter 66
Chapter 66
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 66
Chapter Title: May Shaolongbao's Tower Assault
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Tower-Climbing Fox God VTuber Episode 66 (66/483)
[Author: GearCrawler]
[Title: Let's Check Out Wakamo's Second Personality Streamer Today]
The guild master's thoughts on the new character he's imagining.
"The viewers will think it's a different personality concept, right?"
"Since the tower said it was Wakamo when entering, they'll probably see it as a concept?
The sub-account for the tower guild is listed under Wakamo.
(Tower name changed to "May Shaolongbao")
Tower kid, watch your step lolololol
-Info) The tower uses the changed name even after renaming.
-Account ownership is registered under the owner lolol
-What else could it be, fucking soul split lololol
-And in the midst of it, it's meticulously written as [Wakamo Inarizushi & May Shaolongbao].
-The tower protecting its red pill new face....
-Couldn't resist the tower climb, started VTubing, and now even made a second unit... a prime example of human victory.
ㄴNot human victory, beast victory?
ㄴHuman disqualification, beast pass.
-When power Wakamo and technique May fuse, Daji descends, or so the legend goes...
-If this gets pushed back later, Wakamo's inner Daji goes "Seems like it's giving you quite the trouble..."?
ㄴlolololololololololol
ㄴTold you to shut up, another me!
[Author: I'll Cheer You On]
[Title: But Why Is Incheon's 100th Tower Such a Dick?]
We don't know about other climbers, so for us...
Watching just the guild master's stream, it really feels like it's out for blood, grinding its teeth with intent.
They say each country's tower matches its characteristics, but why only the guild master's?
-The guild master clears everything, so other towers are copying all the bullshit stuff.
-You'll see, Kyoto tower is normal...
-Soon we'll see Swordmaster Cheok Jun-kyung or Silla King turned dragon, right?
-Feels like they're running simulations on the guild master lolol
-Up to what point can a climber endure? Like a durability test lolol
-Other towers are definitely helping out of curiosity.
-The one climbing is batshit crazy, so the tower went insane too.
[Author: Serkei]
[Title: As Expected of Guild Master Wakamo, She's Got VTuber Talent]
Talent too good to waste as a clipper.
Is the tower actually acting as Wakamo's PD?
Showing Chinese-style martial arts with a Chinese character vibe.
Boss using Plum Blossom Swordsmanship, showing off Zhonghua-style jiangshi lololol
How's the tower her manager lolol
-Found the gentle gal VTuber concept for otakus I've been looking for.
-Gives off Chinese mafia vibes.
-More importantly, isn't titanium less hard than steel? Felt it watching the golem.
ㄴNo idea? Tower's item description says so lololol
ㄴlolol the "titanium" from the tower isn't human-made lolol
ㄴThinking that way, it's kinda intriguing... the tower has self-awareness.
-Why no cheongsam? Hides the ass.
-Why no kung fu in that form?
ㄴThree-section staff is kung fu!!
ㄴHuh? For real???
ㄴNot the build for kung fu lololol
-But then can a male clone come out too?
ㄴFuck off.
ㄴDie.
ㄴThat's taboo!!!!
The community was bustling noisily as always.
Yu Ying was snuggled tightly in Wakamo's arms, face buried in her chest, peeking at May.
While VTubing as Wakamo, she moved May's body, mimicking the kung fu from the videos with hands and feet.
When it came to cool close-range martial arts, wasn't it Wing Chun Fist?
She was practicing that, along with Jeet Kune Do and Hung Gar.
Of course, climbers just clicked [Skill] to acquire and piloted them up the tower like fighters.
Having personally trained martial arts meant starting with high-level [Skills] for an advantage. Lately, everyone learned one or two.
After all, those who knew how to fight were chosen as climbers over those who didn't.
The most basic fighting spirit and grit were required to qualify.
Whirlic──!
Rapidly spinning wooden dummies.
May busily dodged flying logs with hand blades and kicks, parrying, deflecting, and pushing them away.
The wooden dummy, a Chinese training tool, practiced 108 hand techniques and 8 leg techniques.
Usually fixed for stance practice, but this one was bought expensively from China, made of [Rare Metal] for training.
May countered attacks from increasingly fast, sharp wooden dummies with invisible stretches.
Using floating cameras for full visibility, adapting to swapped limbs.
No sleep, 24/7 kung fu after streams.
While moving the body, Wakamo handled thinking, unmoving.
Watching VTuber streams but lamenting no clips.
Amazing focus, multitasking, tireless body.
So naturally, control five dummies with martial arts while watching streams, clipping, and checking fan cafe!!
"Ugh, ack! Ek!"
Focus slipped, and metal rods from kicked dummies accelerated into her body.
No pain, but the model auto-voiced considering settings...
"Ugh.... Tough...."
Rubbing forehead and nape, stretching.
Even as the same person, Yu Ying clung to Wakamo, not approaching.
Well... understandable.
Manager Won Da-hye urgently called post-stream, went to Incheon tower.
'Is it right to have two names...?'
How did the tower evaluate the 『Idol』?
Kindly engraved [Wakamo & May] as one.
VTuber identity is red pill. Tower caring for Wakamo delicately...?
'Why skip Gunwoongsin?'
Another body [Gunwoongsin] omitted entirely.
Tower clearly self-aware, evaluating Wakamo, respecting May as another personality!!
Truly baffling for Wakamo.
Believers will misunderstand... one account for concept? But two means "Daji trisected..."
Every climb, unseen monsters or foreign tower ones pop up, so YouTube has Wakamo in monster analysis vids.
Manager got permission to use footage.
More famous as climber than VTuber...
Hottest topic: Plum Blossom Swordsmanship jiangshi monster.
Chinese tower [Class] skill jiangshi, counters swords with bows, bows with swords.
Demands unfavorable matchups, heavy swords vs fast fighters—forces growth, tests pure skill, no攻略, infamous.
Items countered by next jiangshi with items.
Thus, jiangshi techniques acquirable by climbers.
Unknown wuxia Plum Blossom Swordsmanship blatant, exciting Korean sword [Fighters] on tech trees.
Some posted in community only Wakamo can teach directly.
Korea, wuxia fanatic land.
Requests to Climber Association for Wakamo to train climbers.
But VTubers must hide red pill, so no meetings.
Wakamo preferred homebody anyway.
"Ugh, ack, eek, uwah!"
Distracted, hit by dummy.
Butt smacked, jumping dramatically—realized model considered all settings/emotions.
Next body, changeable speech?
May's throat/vocal altered for cute high voice unlike Wakamo.
Opposite concept... if settings considered, write on paper?
"Tower treating me like a guinea pig!"
Actually! Wakamo streams increased aspiring climbers—Japan/China/Korea climber numbers up.
Yes!
Wakamo perfect tower promo model!
Overcoming anything thrown, ideal climbers aspire to!!
Incheon tower borrowing foreign features to showcase variety—natural.
Show climbers foreign towers!
Pre-release tough monsters via Wakamo for reactions/improvements.
Unused elite monsters, deadly terrains...
Climber Wakamo Inarizushi can handle, so deploy!
Reminder: Wakamo gets 30% normal rewards!
Weird job, no gear, just skill mutant!
If knew, beg to lift mana limit.
"Agh.... Back hurts.... No, no pain...!!"
No pain/mana drain, but whining.
"Prezidenthh... Ith thith my thkinthhip?"
"Think of me as your more honest self, Yu Ying...."
".....How much doth Prethidenth like Yu Ying?"
Eyes sparkling, opportunistic Yu Ying.
Editing Asuka whistled at flirting.
"Tons~"
"Can't resist cuteness!!! Fierce eyes but cute speech/voice!! Weak climber? No presence? Released two original albums, great memberships!! Ideal VTuber President loves, hardworking Yu Ying so lovable!!!"
"Ew, damn"
"VTubers cherish viewers!! Tickle-taka exchange crucial!! Slurred speech? Effort wins!! Weak climber no issue!! Ignore handful, do your stream!! Alchemist potions broadcast gold!!"
"Praise time? Asuka wants praise!!"
"Cute thing...!! Pet pet pet!!"
"Huh"
Control slipping. Split brain, emotions unchecked!
Loves VTubers, but maintains polite adult demeanor. Sturdy president for Wakamo Corp VTubers.
—May Shaolongbao was Wakamo's suppressed ugly VTuber demon.
Uncontrolled honest love spewed, Wakamo covered face in shame.
Meanwhile, same-self May collapsed back, freaking out covering face.
"Waaah!! So embarrassing I wanna die!!!!"
Face beet red, flopping like live fish.
Hearing direct "Love Yu Ying so much! Asuka too!!" embarrassed Yu Ying blushed.
"But loving VTubers too much!!! To creepy levels!! Community toe-licking, same perfume, edit folders—"
"Stop, stop"
Split thinking better self-regulated.
May foaming zeal, Wakamo choked/shook neck.
※※※
"New rising VTuber with comet! May Shaolongbao!! Thanks for fan cafe posts~"
-Eye smile too good!
-Hand snack again...
-Third ask what eating.
-Kid! Belly eating belly!
-Post-tower anime watch content great....
-Anime World Cup today??
-TuXverse song World Cup??
-VTuber World Cup.
-Won't. Guild master raged comparing love ㅇㅇ
-What said?
-XXX, XXXXXX!! XXXXX?
-Wow fuck lol full censor first lololol
-Don't touch reverse scale!!
"Don't rank VTubers!! All strive for viewers, own streams!! Even Ichigo!! Daily streams, songs!! Weak? Burden?! Gentle Mei mad!!"
-Huh, not me.
-Non-climbers judging sucks...
-Alchemist just hit peak...
-Germans make armored weapons.
-Ichigo poison fruit user??
-Poison types diverse, [Poison Immunity] crushes.
-Tower truly baffling lololol
-Info) Tower insists titanium harder than steel.
-Item named salt explodes in cooking lolol
-Trust description, no tricks....
"Ah. Titanium softer than steel? Well.... Mana or monster ore, different? How find same-name tower materials?"
-Find yourself ㅇㅇ
-Climber test started lololol
-Alchemists hate most lolol
-Ordered steel! Not this steel!!!!
-Ordered poison herb, similar name poison herb lololol
-Info) Tower has 387 duplicate-name materials.
-18 poison herbs, check descriptions.
"Production jobs full of pathos..."
Anyway, tower climb today, May clapped.
Wagging three tails, post-stream fan cafe, fan vids, anime talk, winked at screen.
Excited believers spammed cheers.
"To 37th floor!"
Hopped to next floor.
Greeted by unseen alert.
[Climbing Incheon Tower 38th Floor World]
-[Fox Immortal (胡仙) May Shaolongbao] Difficulty rises per achievements!
-Survive vs [Elite Monster]
-[Swallowing Glisher Locust] swarm incoming.
-Survive 30 minutes!
[Platinum Achievement]
-Defeat [Swallowing Glisher Locust] (0/10,000)
-Exterminate [Swallowing Glisher Locust] before time up (0/1)
Boom─!
Splat splat!
[Time Limit: 0:04]
"What? What?"
No time to think, countdown started, 4 seconds passed.
-Survival floor!!
-Explain!!
-Africa common monster horde survival.
-ㄹㅇ numerical violence lololol
-Kinda savanna background.
Endless plain, no obstacles.
Believers unaware of swarm size! Anxious but "every gimmick"—May pulled cinnamon stick, hand in pocket.
Lit fake bill, ignited stick, posed.
Just cinnamon bark, edible? Burns only...
Can't show VTuber smoking!! Though smoking concept cool.
Wanted cigarette but held back.
"Behold.... Modern karate evolution unlike Wakamo!!"
Pulled long-barrel Magnum!!
Believers doubted eyes.
Gun! Head-sized huge Magnum!!
Majestic silver sleekness awed, but gun in tower...? Not [Shooter]?
Ways existed, [Alchemist] bullets maybe.
[Shooter] perfect gun class!!
Why two Magnums?
Vrooooom──!!!
Distant wing flaps despite distance.
Plane-like roar, dog-sized locust swarm charged at insane speed. Sandstorm like desert pursuit.
"Three-Jeweled Priest shoots too!! Believers!! No doubt!!"
-Didn't ask!!!
-Can shoot??
-Wakamo would miss!!!
"Shoot enough, hit!! Got it?!"
Aimed, thunderous bang, [Idol's Flame] bullet fired.
──Blatant cheating!!
Rough aim, [Idol's Flame] auto-hits as bullets!! [Idol's Thunder] mana lightning boosts bullet speed, May dashed, spun like skater.
Frantic gunkata spraying everywhere!!
Thunder-wrapped flames collided in explosions!!
Pewng! Giant locust burst firework-style!!
Charred corpses poured, endless swarm limit unseen.
Clang──!!
Revolvers clashed, spun barrel wildly, empty chambers filled with flames.
No reload!!
Stepped staff, spun on recoil dancing gunkata spraying bullets!!
Recoil spun, kung fu master head-kicked locust decapitated.
Launched off body, flipped, bullet-embedded exploded!!
Mid-air/land, relentless trigger fingers, muzzle barrage!!
Machine gun-like rapid fire roared.
"Revolver Karate!!"
Magnum [VTuber Assets]!! Infused mana swung weapon-like, locust head-stuck spurted liquid crashed.
Recoil punches/kicks shredded swarms.
Still too many!!
"Horyat!!!"
Full power boomerang-threw revolvers. Shocked at tossed weapons, spun back with new pair firing wildly.
[VTuber Assets] arrow-control like, thrown arc auto-fired everywhere.
Own bullets incoming, dodged flashy backbend, tossed again.
Behind, flying spinning revolver sucked to hand.
"This is American traditional gun arts!!!"
Shoot shoot keep shooting!
Boomerang toss, new guns, catch incoming, nonstop.
Felt own bullets' paths, dodged blind, catch/toss/shoot/jump.
10k+ swarm circled siege, but precise limbs shattered all.
"Aboyoooot─!!"
Tail three-section staff whoosh! Wild swings smashed locusts, deflected incoming revolvers retossed, circus-impossible around her.
[VTuber Assets] Magnum arrow feats.
Endless [Idol's Flame], mana regen!!
Puk puk puk──!!
9 locust heads flew, staff clacked folding, tossed up caught by tail.
Returning Magnums trigger-guarded, 8 red-hot barrels steamed to viewers.
"Watat─!!"
Plop─
Fell.
Plop plop plop──
Rain locust corpses.
Piled hiding posed May, screen blackened.
Bang──!!
Gunshot burst blocking corpses, single-Magnum May spun revolver.
[Incheon Tower 38th Floor Platinum achieved, open to all humanity!!]
[Tower Platinum攻略 boosts rewards]
[Climber +10 ability points]
"Huu─"
Victory, blew barrel smoke, pocketed.
-That's American karate!!
-Korean taekwondo has gun tech too!
-So refined karate...!! Admire...!
-No karate! No VTuber!
-Gouranga...!!
-Go! American gun arts from Wild West cowboys! Not karate heresy!...
-Ah! Hai! Pistol Karate American tradition!
-Budashit!! Dark Pistol Karate eeee!!
-No, that waza...! Spread to South America May Lua ji compassu!!
-Miraculous aerial karate... master!! Average believer can't see!!
-Ancient used flintlock pistols, chronicles say.
-Fucking shoots well lolololol
"By way, Wakamo no bullet stick."
-Not modern weapon win...?
-Bullets too small for May....
-Won't dent sword even.
-Rhino charge no flinch muscles lolol
-Fucking cool shit lolol
-Gunkata high gonna lose mind!!!!
"Cinnamon cooler than cig...? Cigs bad health!!"
-Always cute...
-Pose planned cinnamon lolol
-Candy?
-Fake bill lighter lololol
"Okay, what's next... na?"
[Climber [Fox Immortal (胡仙) May Shaolongbao] gains 1 [Tower Exit Pass]]
[Climber [Fox Immortal (胡仙) May Shaolongbao] gains 1 [Tower Intrusion Pass]]
[Tower Exit Pass]
Rank: Consumable.
Cancels climb record, exit anytime.
No tower climb penalty.
[Fox Immortal (胡仙) May Shaolongbao exclusive]
[Tower Intrusion Pass]
Rank: Consumable.
Intrude ongoing climber floor.
No rewards.
No tower climb penalty.
[Fox Immortal (胡仙) May Shaolongbao exclusive]
'Hmm....?'
──Better than thought?
Sudden exit trouble avoided.
Platinum despite exit?
Intrusion iffy, no inside-out contact?
'Share internet skills...'
Yu Ying weak, share helpful skills. Issue: low mana?
Blessings too, checked stats/faith meticulously.
Saved for burst, grin crept.
"Huh? Plain again...?"
[Climbing Incheon Tower 39th Floor World]
-[Fox Immortal (胡仙) May Shaolongbao] Difficulty rises per achievements!
-Defeat [Elite Boss Monster]!
-Defeat [Crypted Ostrich Frigate Archaeopteryx].
[Platinum Achievement]
-Defeat [Crypted Ostrich Frigate Archaeopteryx] (0/1)
"Cr─"
What name.
Mouth open, "flash", hit May flew skyward.
Unlike rhino no-budge.
"Grabbed" thrown at full speed!!
"Oot!!"
Plain crash imminent, posed but scenery stretched, leg-grabber end-floor-threw wall-slammed.
Kwang! Wall held—tower tough, limp May curled.
Flash again.
Kwang!!
Opposite wall slam, eyes spinning, staggered.
Tail staff wild swings, vanished.
"Huh?"
Dazed empty hand.
Head grabbed, lifted wall-crash, thrown staff hit, rolled floor.
-What?
-W, what's happening?
Fixed camera followed dragged May, viewers saw flights.
10 seconds?
Stumbled up, leg grabbed face-slam, sky spin, opposite wall welcomed.
Kwang!!
Normal climber unconscious.
"Crypted what believers?!"
-Rare tower unidentified lifeforms....
-Tower mutants titled Crypted.
-Too fast, big footprints? Ostrich?
-Bipedal something....
No, too fast.
May's dynamic vision shadow-chase failed.
King Kai Fist serious punch speed.
How—accelerated thought.... Became [Lightning] shot forward.
Light streak ground-thundered, wall-embedded.
"Guek"
[Idol's Thunder] body lightning not mana, faster run?
Simple try, too fast. Blinked, opposite plain.
Nose-rub muttering, eyes caught center majestic giant bird.
Dino, Archaeopteryx-like. Long legs, iridescent gem feathers.
Long neck turned eye-contact—mocked slow prey, vanished.
"Kieeeek!!!"
Instant front screech, vanished.
Dazed blink, sensed attack, gun-sprayed.
Max body mana instant switch, saw dodging bullets charging crypted.
Wing-slap cheek, talon scratch chest, kick leg. Light spin tease, whoosh far.
"Hehe..... Hehehehe......"
Wing mark hand-swept vanished.
Once.
Just once...!!
Crackle──!!
White lightning-wrapped May thundered after crypted.
[Stats]
Mana: 546,229
Idol's Lion: 1,750,000
[Extra Stats: 55]
[Faith: 542]
[Stats]
Mana: 546,229 -> 453,532 -> 362,783.
Mana plummeted!
Lightning faster? Caught but 90° inertia-defied corner, teased away, brake-fail May wall-kissed flipped.
No.
Speed useless without control..!!
.....Wanted unicorn agent stealth.
'Damn, combat model untapped, already bad matchup...?'
Shadow model part, stockings/clothes second arms. Twintails/3 tails limbs. Many uses planned.
All crushed by overwhelming speed?
Ground-stick no-push, so grab-throw.
"Admit, but lacking! Behold... May Shaolongbao specialty!! Tech Unit 2!!"
Crackle crackle──!!
"I'll teach your lack!!"
Spark surged.
Lightning form no charge. Flapped wings, feather wind slashes.
Attack-stop? Visible crypted, winked worried chat.
Pew─
Freed camera flew up empty screen.
Headlight showed searching crypted.
No wall-crash May.
"That is──!!!"
Rumble boom─
Thunder across floor, May's roar echoed.
Light dodged, crypted accelerated turned, May gone.
Then rear heat.
Side dodge, lightning passed.
Overhead viewers: streak vanish.
Faster.
Appear shoot vanish.
Believers unseen top-down [My Worlds] open/close!!
Straight-only? All focus camera/timing.
Emptied mind, dumbest body-slam lightning rush!!
"Passion ideology brain dignity elegance diligence! And above all──!!!!!!!!"
Peeing─
Pew pew─
Light blink faster, trails lingered blinding floor. Deafening roar echoed May's voice.
Crypted fled too.
Insane speed—but anywhere.
Side tackle, braked, vanished May front-charged.
"Speed lacking!"
Full accel lightning spear pierced crypted.
Opposite wall horizontal-stood, twintails/tail static sparked.
"This lightning-fast kung fu kick! Achoot!"
Static body, rushed down kung fu pose line.
Viewers lost minds laughing speed streaks.
-"Tech Unit 2"
-Lightning kick (actual lightning)
-Too fast to see...
-Light trails insane lolol
-Same climber? lololol
-Kitsune runs lightning speed, unseen~
-Guild master weak, never caught.
-Power Unit 1 how strong.....
...Not light speed, but dumb.
Portal angles for runaway train. Slippage disaster.
Essentially camera only, body free...
Mana body boost, no redo.
'Sonic boom [Skill] no pop...? Physics how...'
YOLO improv worked, surprised.
[Acquired Relic Item [Daji's Earrings]!]
Breather, dropped reward.
Tower serious, checked description sans viewers.
[Daji's Earrings]
Rank: Relic.
Limit: Idol, [Tower-approved Daji].
Beautiful agate/jade earrings.
Tower based on Daji legend.
Intelligent sapients only.
[Era's Seductress][Cooldown 7 days]
-Charm/entrance sapients.
[Demonic Charm Emission]
-Cloud minds with demonic allure.
[Long Night Draught]
-Immune drinks incl. alcohol.
[Investiture Epic][Cooldown 100 days]
Post-[Daji's Wing Dress], [Nation-Toppling Gold Thread] equip.
-Possess millennium kitsune avatar.
-AOE charm proportional believers.
-Share skills with user.
Relic performance legendary if usable...
May laughed at tower's malice(?) buildup observing Wakamo.
'Tower you fucking bastard...!!'
Grasped Idol/VTuber via Wakamo, semi-famous Idol(?).
Wakamo self-proclaims "Fox God", tower prepared delicately.
Packed unsold rewards loving gift!
Useless.
Use wrecks stream.
Mobbed as witch burned...!!
"Tower messing with me!!"