Chapter 64
Chapter 64
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 64
Chapter Title: The Long-Awaited Hajime Ichigo's Membership Stream 2
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The long-awaited second installment of Hajime Ichigo's membership stream had finally arrived.
The community was buzzing the moment *Battlefield: Seoul Recapture 2* went up.
News had just broken that Yeongdeungpo District had been reclaimed, kickstarting the Seoul sector's liberation in earnest. Korea's VTuber Avengers... aka the *FOX Team*, had pulled it off again, and everyone was just laughing and enjoying the ride.
Not that anyone hadn't suspected as much once the teaser dropped.
The only real point of contention was why Pilot, a Japanese girl, was captaining the turtle ship.
The crew fired back: Ownership belongs to Wakamo Inarizushi, so who better than her—a navy girl with a license (of sorts)—to pilot it?
Meanwhile, fans of the superstar VTuber across the sea, the Ichimi, shed tears of sorrow over when *their* captain would get a ship.
Debates raged over whether Wakamo's turtle ship was the real deal—and then, at long last!!
The reserved video went live, so fans of Ichigo's crew grabbed their popcorn and cola and swarmed in.
Of course, being a membership stream meant you had to subscribe to Ichigo.
And there were minor gripes about why only Ichigo got special treatment when all of Wakamo Corporation's VTubers appeared.
In truth, though, Wakamo Corp fans were all one big pie anyway.
Everyone who needed to be there had subscribed ages ago among the massive fandom clusters.
Over 110,000 viewers were queued up for the reserved stream—everyone who mattered was present.
Unlike the first episode, this one kicked off with editing from the jump, tossed in separately filmed footage, layered in BGM... a lavish production for a single VTuber that finally hit countdown after a long wait.
-It's starting, it's starting!
-Let's go~ Let's dive in!!!
-This is the latest Hero series, right?
-Korean Avengers assemble? You here?
-Ultron's there, so aren't they the villains tho lololol
Viewers had expected the opening to show Seoul in ruins.
Instead, it started with everyone gathered in the living room, having a meal together.
Wakamo and Ichigo munching cereal—then Pilot dumps the box, and a Boat Trip prize ticket plops out.
Pilot flashes the world's goofiest, sunniest grin, thrilled she'd won.
-Is this acting?
-They just filmed her real reaction, right? Lmao
-Look at Ichigo clapping and fangirling, so cute.
-"Our Ichigo"
She picks Ichigo as her travel buddy, finger pointing Wakamo's way—then the screen whips around to Asuka face-planted in her bowl, slurping it up like a dog. Asuka beams ear-to-ear when the finger lands on her and yells:
"Sex!"
Wakamo smacks Asuka's head with her paper fan as viewers crack up and lose it.
A moment that revealed just where the high-spec AI had been training. Furious Wakamo flips the table, Pilot topples into a milk-filled bowl. Asuka bows in apology but gets grabbed for a piledriver—cue upbeat opening music as the turtle ship dramatically reveals itself.
-Looks like a festival prop lololol
-It's real, not 3D CG, so the quality's on another level lol
-Company cuts costs by using the actual turtle ship.
-Korean VTuber companies are insane~!
The turtle ship sat majestically docked at Incheon Port.
Next to it, fishing boats bobbed, fishermen and tourists milled about gawking—while Asuka and Pilot shook their hips dancing on a nearby boat.
The FOX Team hammered home to viewers, before things even got going, that this would *never* be serious.
As if waiting for the group, in came Agent Unicorn: full hot-pink gear, helmet topped with a unicorn horn, a mini unicorn girl VTuber doll dangling from her belt, strutting boldly through the crowd.
Viewers exploded again at the sheer natural absurdity.
-Like my game character from a story cutscene lololol
-How'd you end up a pink gay icon...
-Wandering around in hot pink like it's the most normal thing, hilarious lololol
-In-game, costumes don't matter anyway lololol
-Turned into a total rotten old-school gamer in the meantime.
Wakamo asks about the other agents: Oda fell in an earthquake, got hit by a meteor and died, cried himself to death over his fave VTuber graduating. Some viewers wailed right along with Wakamo, "Not the last one too?!" Coincidentally overlapping with real VTuber graduations after years of streaming, it hit home for many.
"Rooftop Korean!"
-Old man energy lololol
-Koreans on rooftops are invincible.
-It's over, American! I claimed high ground!
-A Korean survivor from that era's gotta be a beast.
Thus reunited, the Korean Avengers... er, FOX Team. Viewers slapped nicknames on the debuting VTubers: Captain Korea, Hawk China, you name it.
Five members assembled, briefing underway.
Gathered inside the turtle ship, a holographic screen pops up. Manager Wanda Hye shows footage of the *Black Imugi* nesting in the entire 63 Building, briefing the team on its dangers. Jokes and memes flooding the chat about a certain ultra-famous Korean movie.
Viewer count had swelled to 130,000 before they knew it... mind-blowing numbers considering Ichigo's sub count.
"Good luck."
With the manager's words, shots of Seoul's current state.
Soldiers gripping rifles in formation unleash volley fire. Climbers protect them, tanks, self-propelled AA guns, MLRS rolling up behind—pure mil-sim fan service as they rain shells.
Fighter jets streak overhead in dazzling dogfights.
Jets blast missiles to down monsters chasing allies, carpet-bombing Seoul as hordes swarm from all sides.
"Too many enemies! We can't hold much longer!"
"How long can you hold?"
"At best, an hour—"
"That'll do."
In the command tent, officers brief on the dire situation—but shockingly, the Climber Association Chairman, Korea's strongest climber, sits relaxed opposite them with a smile.
"They've set off."
With that, the turtle ship enters the Han River from Incheon through the mist. No rowers, yet oars move on their own; defying headwinds, it presses on in bizarre defiance.
-How's it sailing into headwinds?
-'Cause it's a turtle ship.
-Ah! Got it!
-So convincing it's funny lololol
-How's it moving automatically?
-'Cause it's a Republic of Korea spirit beast.
-Super persuasive lol?
What awaited the delighted viewers: swarms of ocean monsters charging the turtle ship.
Everyone knew sea monsters existed, but not *this* many—viewers panicked, but Pilot at the helm adjusts her cap and shouts:
"No choice but to kill 'em... Time for a brawl. Let's go, everyone!!"
"Hmm~ I wanted it easier, but... guess we gotta sex it up...?"
"Just fry some drumsticks?"
-How'd our Asuka become a sex bird?
-AI trained on the net, what'd you expect.
-Countless bros screamed for sex...
-The tragic wails of internet ghosts haunting the web...
-And Unicorn brings fried chicken lololol
-Ah, this is sex, my friend.
-Golden Olive Chicken gets the seal of approval~
Pilot yells "Grip tight!" like a hot-blooded captain, screams about her license, wrenches the helm.
Over-the-top movie-style maneuvers—cut to outside: massive sea serpent lunges from below, swordfish-like monsters with sharp snouts leap from the waves to attack.
The turtle ship jumps over the surface to evade.
Viewers chuckle at the nonsense, but it's just the start: turtle ship slides down the serpent's slick body like a waterslide, skips across the water gaining speed, shoots forward.
Pew! Pew—!!
Shells incoming from afar.
"Evasive!!"
Ichigo—human radar—spots them gripping the rail, hollers. Pilot cranks the helm the other way.
-Turtle ship can drift too?!
-Racing solo on the sea, no wonder Japan lost.
-At this point, Japan catching the admiral's a miracle...?
-The 133 ships lost to one 'cause of the vessel's specs!
The absurdity shocking viewers was only beginning.
Impossible ship maneuvers: near-vertical drifts, hard braking to dodge shells while accelerating, pursued by a ghost ship at blistering speed.
So fast the ghost ship seemed stationary by comparison. It phased through floating debris and wrecked ships like a spirit—catch-up in seconds.
"Evasive!!"
"Newman evasive!!"
Ichigo calls it, Pilot yells some mystery skill name, twists the helm—the turtle ship leaps.
Ghost pirates and captain gape up from the deck; viewers are stunned.
Mid-air spin, side cannon unleashes barrage—turtle ship shreds half the ghost ship, lands gracefully astern.
"Dragon snot launch!!"
Asuka yanks a mystery lever; dragon-head prow erupts flames like true dragon breath, engulfs the ghost ship instantly. Unquenchable inferno sinks ship and all.
-lolololololol
-Did the admiral really shoot lightning from his mouth??
-Four crew pulling *this* off...?
-Pilot's a real admiral. How's she drive like that?
-Wtf, where'd she get the license lololol
-Could take modern battleships at this rate.
-Joseon's lost tech...
-Defying imagination every time...
A spectacle leaving nothing but gasps.
Where else would you see a turtle ship drifting?
In a movie, it'd get slammed for exaggeration—but everyone in the know on Wakamo's VTuber scam(?) just laughed.
Turtle ship has jumps *and* drifts!! That's how it wrecked the Japanese!!
Amid the convincing chaos, combat noise draws monster hordes; attacks rain down. Pilot grips the helm, grinning like she's at a party.
"Heh... I'll teach you warship performance gaps aren't decisive!!"
-Blue Comet incoming!
-Turtle ships are 3x faster than panokseons...!
-Kneel before me, gods!
-Wanna rise? Rack up merits.
-Act 2 sans gods begins...!
-I am the sea god!
Turtle ship leaps bridges, dodging monsters diving from them.
High-angle shot sweeps the Han River; aerial monsters swarm ahead.
Sky black with attackers!
"Behold Joseon's high-performance wonder weapon!!!"
-High-performance (true)
-Wonder weapon (fact)
-But why's a Japanese girl driving lololol
-Gall!! Mare Pilot is Korea's VTuber!!
-The fox god's ultimate pilot!!
-Show us, Pilot! Japan's Newtype prowess!!
With hype, Pilot shoves the throttle—turtle ship dives under the Han. Bubbles fill the screen, sub-aquatic view: it cruises like a submarine. Viewers lose it.
-Burrowed too?!
-What specs...?
-What was Joseon *really* like?
-At this rate, Manpa-sikjeok summons real dragons.
-Submarine mode, no wonder Japan lost...
-Only one existed for a reason! (delulu)
-Wow, monsters wild!!
Non-stop eye-candy you couldn't look away from.
Agent Unicorn freaks at the bizarre sea monsters—even climbers find 'em novel—as they near 63 Building. Pilot glances at floating radar: "Prepare for ascent!" Team scrambles.
Turtle ship surfaces—and takes a hit from somewhere, engulfed in flames.
Explosions rock it, tilts, sinks into the Han.
Shocking sight; viewers spam question marks.
-What monster's that...?
-Such a thing exists...?
Screen shows grotesque humanoid sniper fused to rifle on a rooftop; shadows of two more near 63 Building—then view descends.
Underground sewers: busted pipes, sludge—team trudges out grumbling.
"Combat means thinking 2-3 moves ahead. The Red Comet said that."
"Where'd Pilot serve, anyway?"
-Did she come from space opera era?
-This guy's Red Team after all!!
-Nah, makes her pilot not captain.
-Robot pilot??
-Stop otaku drips only weebs know!!!
-Young otaku don't even get it lololol
Generational mix meant chat brawls over Pilot mumbling lines from [GunX]. Old otaku rage "Remake's out, watch it!"—young ones flip 'em off "Watch the stream!"
Meanwhile, Wakamo's crew blasts through monsters with Unicorn and Ichigo support.
In reality, attackers were climbers... but editing was done. The four were captured alive, no deaths. Climbers are tough anyway.
They were scrubs, so mercy—but could they keep it up? Wakamo pondered, watching with viewers.
"Here they come! Incoming!"
Asuka shakes Wakamo: "My edit part! Watch close!"—building explodes, massive steel golem reveals its menace.
Wakamo deflects all bullets from its finger-guns with bare hands. Edited, obviously.
*Bit overkill...?* Wakamo thought—but chat screamed "Martial arts master!"
"Go!"
Matching the golem's massive fist with her own, Wakamo trades blows in flashy martial display.
Team pushes toward 63 Building. Ichigo plans lure into nest, then kill—
"Can't get in through there!!"
Ichigo warns—ambusher strikes.
*Humanoid monsters that smart?* Viewers tilt heads, but towers galore, so sure! No one clocks 'em as climbers. Wakamo sighs relief, focuses on Asuka shot mid-air, Unicorn snags her.
Unicorn deploys shield vs. instant sniper shot on entry.
Faster than Asuka's warning, spins through dust-thrust, evades floor sweep with stationary jump, lands cool.
-Fuckin' badass lololol
-Special forces frfr!!!
-From Gotham??
-Hook gun breach wtf.
-Sexy enough to sway dudes.
"Nice, Seoul's the best. Didn't call, but hooker's here."
"Dammit, Agent Unicorn. Mom said no home visits to work."
-lololololololololol
-Wtf line right as female monster shows lololol
-Cannot be serious for one sec lololol
Should be climber... but for viewers, busty-hipped monster raises spear—oohs and aahs. Asuka, proud of her edit, shoves head at Wakamo for pets.
Battle kicks off—screen shifts to Pilot vs. giant tiger beastkin.
Ichigo hurls lava, freeze, mega-poison potions—tiger shrugs 'em, charges. Pilot swaps arms/legs to metal for brutal close-quarters.
-Why no damage??
-Alchemist weakness...
-Higher floors = more resists, gotta pivot tech tree.
-German alchemists go crafting route.
-When's our Ichigo protagonist? ㅠㅠ
Ichigo supports, but clearly guarded.
Her bullets bounce off thick fur—shocking.
Pilot's karate hand-chops/kicks met with equal martial counters; sniper ricochets off temple.
-Captain!!!!
-Ouch!!
-All staged, right?? Right??
Face-punched, leg-slammed, kicked rolling—Pilot staggers, viewers wince.
Rallying with spirit, arms to blades clash tiger claws—sparks fly.
Ichigo tries chain-explosion potion—no dice.
Relentless combos push Pilot back, but she plugs nose, snorts blood—ready for all day.
"Don't worry, Ichigo crew!! Captain's karate is strongest... won't lose."
Gone was the pathetic goof; oozing cool, crew cheers.
Screen swaps: Wakamo vs. steel golem.
-Fuck, scale's huge lololol
-Wtf monster??
-Shoots missiles not magic lololol
Shoulder-flames torch area; Wakamo hurls cars, swings signs, grapples 2x-her-size golem.
Non-stop flashy action; camera captures it all.
-Too tanky?
-Boss serious-punching, no dent.
-Not holding back.
-Physical resist buff.
-Real shitty mobs...
Viewers hit 250k; Wakamo facepalms laughing.
Hype fans get the welcome: Wakamo pulls gayageum from thin air, poses.
Fingernails pluck strings sharp; battle BGM shifts—elegant *tring~* melody flows...
Golem starts shredding.
Invisible slashes carve it up; golem screams, retreats.
-Kung Fu X-slash lololololol
-Wakamo the Great, sound attack master!!!
-Soundwave shreds tough flesh lololol
-Heian era top shaman's brew...?
-Gukgeumpadongkwon! But sonic might edgepost?
-Lion's roar, soundwave—how many moves?
Endless pursuit past buildings, carving golem to bits.
Camera chases; even indoors, only golem shreds—viewers creeped out. No collateral?
Golem charges desperate.
"Idiot."
Screen darkens; Wakamo's red eyes flash open—world blood-red.
Eerie filter: hand blurs slash—golem arm severed.
Draws [Kusanagi Sword], pierces clean.
"Unneeded thing sliced."
Sheathe-whoosh; waist-cleave, golem crumbles loud.
-True masters slice sans sword.
-This... heart blade...?
-Fuckin' scary af...
-Will alone minces foes.
-Mercy on monsters, not grotesque...
-On climbers?
-Blender...
Beyond fear, pure awe.
Next: Asuka fishing-rods spear monster.
Unicorn slides floor, pops behind sniper: "killer line"—knife-flicks bullet back, counters shot, headshot mid-reload before she chambers.
*Teleport? Climber?*
Leaves questions, hides it's Wakamo's skill—cuts to Pilot in peril.
Rags, wounds galore—but arms full of Ichigo's potions, she poses.
"Rocket Pistol!!!"
-Gear Second!!
-Captain awakens new tech to protect crew...!
-Fx sound insane lololol
-Direction godly!!
Double-speed on fast punches—boom-boom-boom afterimages, Pilot rampages.
Tiger strikes back—Pilot mists body parts to dodge.
But not her target: magic blasts Ichigo. Pilot dives, shields, coughs blood.
-Captain!!!!! Don't die!!!
-Why only captain tanks ㅠㅠㅠ
-Not 'cause Ichigo weak???
-Alchemists can't help it!!!!
Do-or-die moment.
Wakamo incoming? Tension peaks—Pilot yanks cheek glass, says:
"You mocked my crew as weak? No words needed—your face said it."
Furious vein-pop, raises hand.
"Mock my crew's weak? How could I *not* rage?"
Ichigo's great, not weak—she'll prove it. Pilot chants [Invocation].
Converts/sucks ambient elements Ichigo prepped into orbs.
"[Element Conversion: Ice]"
Swallows flames too, fire orb next.
"[Element Conversion: Flame]"
Rare [Shape Conversion] tree skill.
Draws ambient elements—drawback, but massive power.
"Wanna get a lil' rowdy?"
Shark grin; elements clash, expand, glow...
"[Element Conversion Magic: Elemental Force]"
High-pitched ring—effects/blast like 63 Building crumbling; area flash-freezes.
Inferno zone iced solid—miracle sight.
Overdone staging... Pilot cringes watching.
Viewers applaud the flash.
-I've seen this!!!
-Heian top shaman bred modern top shaman...?
-Pilot's wizard not shaman!!!!
-Damn, Gojo Pilot!! How cool can you get!
-[Shape Conversion] looks dope but user's busted.
-Kyokko, Hankyo, crows and chants, betwixt front/back.
-"Hisshaku ja"
-Ugh otaku heaven damn lololol
-Cannot handle!!
-Poor souls missing this, superchat lololol
No breather—escalation nonstop.
Seoul quakes like earthquake; buildings sway.
Han River: massive Black Imugi coils up 63 Building—chilling.
Real raid-boss size; climbers/viewers scream at irreplaceable reality vs. CG.
Now five stranded on roof—not two.
"Bigger than expected!"
"Not lure—trapped!!"
"Everyone, jump!!"
"Whaa?!"
"We got one more crewmate!!"
Pilot's cryptic words: five sprint, leap off roof reckless.
Black Imugi gapes to devour—shock; new ally? Hype.
Han shadow looms: turtle ship rockets up flaming, rams Imugi.
-Turtle ship alive!!!
-Direction hits emotional lololol
-"Sixth crewmate"
-CGI vs. real blurring lololol
-Wasn't it sunk burning?!!
Blasted ship's flashy return!
Imugi bites/shakes to swallow—crew tumbles atop. Wakamo stands chill—subtle gag.
"Full throttle!!"
Ichigo at captain's seat commands.
Pilot dashes, grabs lever: "Change!!"
Outside: blinding light—turtle ship skyward from Imugi jaws, ascends divine...
Imugi head-swivels confused.
Dark clouds part: helos spotlight above 63 Building.
Reveals colossal divine giant!
Gunungsin—arms crossed atop 63 Building, majestic.
"[When evil fills the land, hot soul cleaves evil, advances justice, severs evil...]"
Pro VO? Deep, resonant, macho voice.
Wakamo sighs: Wanda Hye *meant* it with the hero bot trope.
Ichigo/Pilot meh on mecha—sadder.
"[Gunungsin Geommu Shinjang Yongjang Gunshin, descends!]"
*'Dumb but cool...!'
Yeah, cheesy charm's key. Romance... dreams... that's it.
But Wanda Hye's tastes? Surprise.
-Next Super Robo Wars???
-Chungmugong used berserk breath, turtle ship transforms. In Nanjung Ilgi.
-Wtf Super Galaxy GrenX lololol
-How'd it transform!!!!
-Process matters!!!
-Berserk turtle ship historically accurate!
-Why transform lololol mind blown lololol
-Pure adrenaline rush.
-General Yi Sun-sin shredded pirates/night parade with transform turtle bot.
-True Injagang vibes.
Unthinkable kaiju clash!!
63 Building backdrop: Imugi vs. turtle-mech duel!!
Novel-worthy nonsense; who'd believe sans visuals.
But real punches/fights crushed doubt!!
Sword clashes Imugi; agile giant taekwondo limbs.
*Real Korean Taekwon-V!!* Viewers frenzy as Imugi flames.
Bridges melt, Han boils, buildings sink—heat palpable.
Undaunted in blaze, Gunungsin draws sword, infuses flame/wind.
"[TSUAAAAH──!!]"
Hero-bot kiai: god-slash carves city.
Line etches air—Imugi cracks glow, mega-boom shreds clouds.
Gunungsin: sword extended, ignores blast—gazes cleared blue sky, plants blade, poses.
Cockpit: battered five; Ichigo radios report, reply comes.
End credits swarm like ep1.
Fade black: club banger thumps.
"You're killing it, humans! Dance hotter!"
"Yei~ Woo~ I'm hot girl!"
Unicorn twerks seductive on pole—stripper begs lessons; Asuka money-guns 50k bills, cheers more dance, claps.
"Aqua Sprint!!"
Refreshing!
Pilot horizontal-bottles booze, magic-sucks straight to mouth, one-shots. Table piled bottles. Triple-bottles chugged, rampage.
"Uhyo lolol YuGiX collab official goods cards all collected. I'm rich!! This deck makes me king!!!"
Corner: sneaky Wakamo shreds packs, shuffles deck.
Mission cash fuels FOX Team hedonism.
Ichigo sandwiched sexy ladies(?), weirded out, fed fruit.
Ding—phone message; Ichigo smirks meaningful, fade.
*『To Be Continued』*
33k concurrent peak—huge membership 2 success!
Post-end, chat rages on.
Spreads communities: "Missed it, loser?" Taunts bait subs—win-win.
Ichigo's record-smash premium ends.
Seoul recaps good news—then tragedy: Chinese gov assassinates president.
Wakamo drops chopsticks shocked.
Chairman away: disaster. China crossed line first—[Collector] + districts topple gov, new gov forms. PM + Collector Chairman pact.
China/Japan/Korea climber assocs pact aid.
Skeptical, but East Asia's historic rivals unite.
East Asia Union born!!
Textbook day; citizens thrilled/worried.
Trust China/Japan? Same for others.
Wakamo Inarizushi trustworthy? Fans flood her cafe.
Chaotic days nonstop.
At storm's eye: Wakamo Inarizushi?
"[Inaris~ Thanks for concert~]"
"Fox god best!!! Kyang kyaking kyaang!!"
Fox-god VTuber bounces stage, winks fans.
Fans... er foxes bark wild, dopamine overload.
Shrunk to kid-size, no nuisance.
Wakamo: pro fan waving, dancing, cheering.
World burns? Busy with Sacho Ganggongjiju's Stella Mist live.
Cute fox leads powerhouse vocals; original track explodes—Wakamo tears/snot, screams support.
"Alive and happy!!! Best life!!"
"Kieeeek!!!"
"...Huh? That agent's voice?"
Perked ears at roe-deer-screech man—but ignores, hauls merch humming, exits.
Home: 5,400-char concert review for cafe, humming bliss.
"Wakamo-nim!"
"Gah, Manager?! How'd you find me?!"
"Flip it: Think we'd miss?"
"Urk... GPS on my phone..!!"
"Hide the fox tail at least..."
Snaps pics everywhere "cute!"
Sniffles, hides tail sheepish.
"Ichigo's premium ended smooth... Gov chaos from prez hit, but we do our jobs?"
".....Uh... Seoul Recapture 3?"
"Merch sales!! Virtual fanmeet prepped! Ichigo's second original ready! Forgot?!"
"Never heard!!!"
"Yes, telling now. You were busy."
Phone taps: dings schedule barrage.
Wakamo: Sadako/Japan tourism/Seimei Shrine; Yung Wei invite—Ying + Sichuan Qingdao Liu Bei Bei Ling—chokes on endless list, teary.
VTuber prez no rest...
"Ichigo/Pilot/Asuka merch... transform turtle bot too. Tons to sell?"
"Online?"
"Climber Assoc sells?"
"?
Why there..? Weird, but Wakamo skips nitpick.
Packed schedule; gave team vacay—she concert.
Ying studies alchemist power-ups at assoc daily, preps album2, dance/practice. Boss/protector Wakamo: proud, precious—wanna hug.
Sadako: cashed big, home to dad + crime tales.
Japan VTuber booze ad shoot.
*To dad or booze? Hope no pachinko/horse bets.*
"Club whiskey 5L highball. Club-sized for chuggin!!!"
-Pet-bottle whiskey lmao
-Club size exists... gotcha...
-If no offense, why no cup?
"Whiskey:soda 1:3. Chop neck, sip."
Hand-chop severs cap, half-one-shots.
Splash soda, stares blank—grabs another club whiskey, tops off.
One-shots reduced first, chucks it.
"Ta-da! Highball done!"
-Captain wordlessly demos madness.
-Need expl on that silent insanity.
-Fuck, who chugs 10L whiskey!!!
-Soda for surface tension test?
-Liver dead af!!
"Liver breaks? Remake it!!!"
-Gojo Pilot line~
-Damaged? Regrow lololol
-Chills it works lololol
Japan streams too... restful? Bro collab, pro VTuber.
*'Collab ban, but fam ok...'*
Saw Pilot's "Cocktail Workshop" torture bro—eyes closed.
"Asuka's 24-Hour VTuber Channel!!!"
Wakamo away: Asuka live.
New PC arrives/assembles, streams schedule.
24h split baffles normies/moneybags... revealed quick.
Uploads vids steady, live *never* ends.
Hacks whole Nutube—eternal live till shutdown.
Sings reqs, draws, games, chats, doujin links(?).
Always on! No breaks—super AI VTuber!
No eat/sleep/loo; edits/uploads mid-live, clips others for Wakamo chan, runs cafe—multitask terror; viewers quake at robot familiar.
"No cash. Pay = dance."
-Take it!!!!
-Moneybags brought!!!
-Cybersnet-nim!! Care for us!!
-Wakamo porn art plz.
"One porn!!"
-O yeah lololol
-Sing while drawing lololol
-Living to see 24h VTuber.
All thriving.
Except Wakamo: basement prison, 500 sigs.
Merch inspect/check/plan... Ichigo album2 compose...
VTuber streams recharge; Wakamo wilts overwork.
"Wakamo-nim, pardon."
Wanda Hye unlocks, hands invite.
"America global climber meet invite. Elite-only exchange."
"Ehh... not interested...."
"Climber nets matter. US alchemist tips? Exclusive intel, recipes rare."
"Mm...."
Lame pitch.
Wakamo ID's VTuber > climber.
"...Russia needs tower collapse aid. Specifically you."
"Eek...."
"Whatcha do. Famous."
"Then 40 floors...? Untopped climber = scrub?"
*You saying that?* Wanda Hye deadpan.
Steal climber powers, fight—who beats Wakamo?
"Still weak~ hehe~" gets side-eye not nods.
100-floor monster? More fear.
Wakamo: watchlist, Six Freaks target.
Shanghai intel: US sniper-assassin attempt.
Sudden East Asia bloc threatens US.
Wakamo core—prime target.
*'If they can.'*
Wanda Hye unworried.
Chairman gripped Wakamo rope—full steam.
Kinda miffed no help request.
Wakamo unaware prez abused Russia treaty.
Wanda skips; mentions others—Wakamo decides.
"US then? Russia?"
"Honest... not my problem...? Gotta?"
"Afraid so..."
Wakamo sulks; inescapable.
Yung Wei: war reclaim Russia China land.
Russia expands, trains climbers—news ominous...
Russia no Six Freaks? *Worse*.
Unimaginable clusterfuck.
"Russia has radiation monsters too...."
"Yeah, real."
"WHAT?!"
Hate more!!
Wrong job...!!
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