Chapter 55
Chapter 55
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 55
Chapter Title: New ChatGPT AI VTuber
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The era has come full circle, and a shikigami from the Onmyoji days has come to greet us.
To be honest, Wakamo's probably thinking something like, "Shikigami or AI, what's the difference? It's all the same old stuff."
(A link posted by a Japanese reporter.)
The Tower arbitrarily gave it to her, but since she couldn't speak up about it, Wakamo granted it "intelligence."
I don't know how she did it, but connecting it to the internet blew my mind.
No, seriously, she really is a goddess, holy shit lololol.
The fact that she can even stream is because the Tower hooked up the internet.
(A photo of Aoi Asuka.)
As you can see, she's a super cool and sleek big-sis type.
Thick thighs and a mole, too.
Not some computer program—this is a living, breathing shikigami.
Summoners flooded the cafe asking if they can grant intelligence to their own tamed monsters.
Obviously, that's gonna be tough.
Word is, there's not even a point for buffing companions?
Feels like she dumped everything into raising her hot-headed big sis.
-That deadpan "Line 1" delivery cracked me up.
ㄴThat's merch. Selling it cheap.
ㄴIf a sis like that promotes it, I'd buy it too;;;
ㄴHow could you not buy that shit lololol
-Went to buy a Wakamo body pillow, but they were all sold out... How many did you sell?
ㄴThe boss only made 10,000 'cause she thought they wouldn't sell well.
ㄴWith over 2 million subs? You sure about that?
-Getting smacked with the paper fan was pure comedy skit material...
ㄴIs this Japanese traditional stand-up?
-Finally... my fave oshi...!
-Programmers slaving away coding, and the boss just "clicks" for auto-complete lololol
ㄴBut is the learning ability really coming from the internet...?
ㄴAs long as it's fun for us, who cares?
"Everyone, hello. Virtual Liver. Wakamo Inarizushi here."
"Nice to meet you, moneybags."
"You can't call your viewers who came to watch the stream that!!"
"Isn't it natural to pay when you're staring at Wakamo's chest?"
"Sigh... All I got in my wallet is 1,000 yen. Employee discount...?"
"30-minute use, how much...?"
"My chest isn't something you pay to see!! Just look all you want, no problem!!"
-Wow lololol seriously? Lmaooo
-Now I can admit I came for the boobs!!
-Even the staff trying to pay up, what the hell.
-Our benefits are on a whole other level~
-I wanna get smothered in those thighs and pass out.
-You'll end up yelling "Gahhh mass!!" tho.
-She's legit 200kg, could be fatal.
-Dying between thighs is a happy death tho?
-Can't argue with that.
-But another collab stream outta nowhere?
They'd collabed before, but viewers were questioning yet another one.
This time, four streams were running side-by-side, including Wakamo's.
For Asuka, honestly, Wakamo didn't really wanna turn hers on, but she needed the camera angle. Plus, for clips later, it was awkward to exclude her, so she prepped it anyway.
"That's right. Wakamo's chest is public property. Be grateful, you lowly creatures."
-Ahhhk, thank you.
-Hard to find that size anywhere else.
-Tall girls got big chests...
-But isn't this sexual harassment? It's okay?
-More than that, calling us lowly creatures okay?
-Getting dissed by a beauty like that? Worth paying for;;
-Sitting here getting despised so casually... fucking hot.
-All the weird fetish freaks gathered here...
"Heeeey, Mama... Gimme Asuka smoochies."
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"After researching online, I've concluded that modern folks crave infantilism. Asuka's age is 0, so theoretically, she can suckle from Mama. Since Wakamo qualifies as Mama, Asuka gets to nurse."
With that, Asuka buried her face in Wakamo's chest and inhaled deeply.
Wakamo, too stunned to know where to even start criticizing, grappled with complex thoughts on the tengu's sexual harassment.
It was true she was technically 0 years old with no real intelligence yet learning—that left her unable to retort, frozen solid.
-Wakamo glitched out?
-Second-biggest adult begging for milk like a baby? I'd lose my mind too.
-Meanwhile, Ichigo's jealous glare.
-Ichigo thinks she deserves Mama's milk too!!
-And nobody stopping Pirate casually cracking open a beer?
"Told this one to study the internet all day, and she only picked up the weird shit. You like boobs that much?"
"Boobs are just knockoff asses!! Given real vs. fake, Asuka picks the original!!"
"Should I sit on you with my real ass then?"
"Super chat popped!"
-That cool face spouting insane shit is mind-breaking.
-But damn, jealous af...?
-AI VTuber living happier than humans... fair?
-Wakamo's mine, you lowly creatures lololol—kinda subby...
-Dommed?
-This is kinda hot.
-Saying our thoughts out loud, hilarious lololol VTuber rep??
"Wakamo's panties are black. Asuka's undies are standard thong—peak ideal eroticism. Her back view rivals the latest games—"
"Stop, stop! How do I shut all this down?!"
"Feed her booze?"
-All problems solved with "booze."
-Even sea mirages fixed with one fruit wine lololol
-Unlike AI VTuber, needs physical suppression lololol
-Ah, was gonna stand and show, why stop ㅠㅠㅠ
Mid-broadcast in the studio, Wakamo desperately stopped her from jumping up to flash. How the hell do you handle a glitched shikigami VTuber blabbing her owner's panty color on her own whim?
"Fwiends! Today we got fouw of us, so gonna pway big collabs! Famous game, says Piwate!"
"Casino in this game? Korean version doesn't have it, so imported the JP one. Let's gamble!!"
"Weinstall new one if you hate it."
"Wha...t....?"
-Betrayed face lolololol
-Pirate sprinting, Ichigo flying above...
-When did you think we wouldn't see that coming?
-Fast... insane speed type!!
-So, whatcha gonna do with it?
"Rob a bank! Or hijack a ship... Sell coke for cash!!"
-So consistent, just leaking laughs.
-If not a game, I'd believe she did it IRL~
-Real talk, without VTubing, she'd be front-page crime news...
Wakamo tried pounding Asuka's head to fix her somehow, but Ichigo and Pirate just rolled with it like old hat.
[GTA5].
A Rockstar game famous across Japan, Korea, the US—globally.
Set in a massive metropolis, live free, commit all sorts of crimes, world drenched in blood and violence. That's the series.
Viewer participation makes it popular, but hackers could crash the stream into chaos.
Wakamo prepped thoroughly, with backups ready just in case.
Didn't want to, but with four people, collab variety explodes.
Pirate-Ichigo duo's great, Wakamo with either works, but add one more? Combos multiply.
No wonder big corp VTubers group by gen and collab with peers.
Synergy, baby.
New fun from breaths you didn't know you had with untapped teammates!!
For viewer-focused Wakamo, even if this shikigami's denied human rights(?), she's VTuber-stream viable.
Precariously unstable tho...
"Alright! Today Wakamo Corp robs a bank!! First, everyone head to Pirate's house on the map!!"
Missions need full party first.
The three respawned in random spots across the fictional US-inspired city.
Pirate, GTA vet for casino runs, had cash, gear, even a personal house.
She just waited, then hopped in her car from the garage and peeled out.
"Pickup time!!"
-Ah lololol pickup run??
-Not heading to casino, right?
-Drinking with game char tho lololol
-Just Pirate enjoying everything? Upvote.
-Laughter's Pirate specialty.
Accelerating fast, red light hits—Pirate stops naturally.
Hands free, she rips jerky and pops one in.
-Captain, whatcha doing?
-Hang on, Captain, what're you up to?
"Waiting for the light, obviously."
-No frickin way lololol
-Who stops at red in GTA, holy shit lololol
-First time seeing red light stop in this game!!!
-Traffic lights are basically nonexistent!!
"Huh? What're you talking about? Stopping at red is kindergarten basics?"
-Why we getting sane talk?
-Usually spouts nonsense, why normal here?
-Meanwhile lane-keeping lololol
-She signaled!!!
-WHAT?!?!?
"No, gotta follow traffic laws... Got my license... Sailors are so reckless."
-??????
-Ah ah ah A WJDTLSSKRKFrJRKXDKtLQKF
-Guy above lost it lololol
-Wouldn't you lolololol
-Why we getting scolded? We bad???
-Every word technically right but not here lololol
-Driving like a pro meanwhile holy shit lololol
"But traffic's jammed... While waiting, status update? Made Korean bibimbap yesterday. Instant rice with sausage. Kimchi! "
-Fuckin bitch!!!
-Every word pure imagery torture.
-What'd you just say??
-Kimchi?? KIMCHI????
-GRAAAAAAAHHH!!!
-Photo too!! That ain't bibimbap!!!!
-Instant rice with cut sausage and kimchi ain't cooking!!!
"Korean kimchi's tasty, huh. Best drinking snack?"
-Salty + booze = yum.
-This Japanese got two livers?
-Destroying and rebuilding her wrecked one.
-Damn~ Pirate Gojo!! Alcohol god too?!
-But why's traffic jammed lololol
"Vroom!! Vroooom!!!"
Ichigo storms fire station, grabs fire axe.
Beyond rude to strangers, splits a firefighter's head for cash, then torches the place.
-Cultural Revolution time!!!
-Grabbing axe = instinctively kills firefighters. Survival pro.
-Why kill firefighters?
-They come put out fires, kill preemptively ㅇㅇ.
-Zhuge Liang wrecked fire station, fire attack kills Sima Yi lololol
Then spots fire truck.
"Fwiends! Can dwive this?!"
-ㅇㅇ Can.
-Good news? Leisurely vibes, power diff?
-Fave: "That's the price."
-Borrow till you die lololol
-Ichigo Fire Dept dispatch!
-Fire puts out fire, learned from cartoons.
-Only firefighters beat cops!!!
Hops in fire truck, rams convenience store.
Clerks axed, loots cash first.
-Mom's errand pillager Ichigo view.
-100% OFF
-Dynamic entry.
-Tip: Unmanned stores easy to rob.
-Was staffed seconds ago? Nope.
-Rob store = thief, make unmanned first = no issue! Nice!
-Why Ichigo so savage lololol
Friends laugh, seeing survival pro stuff food tight.
Gorges to heal HP, grabs wheel, rampages roads.
Cops chase fire truck-ramming Ichigo.
"Eh, Ichi—"
Meanwhile, walking Wakamo gets hit by cop car, dies cold.
-Wakamo dead!
-Comedy skit fly-away.
-Time for boss revenge!!
-Burn station that killed boss...
-Fire station done, cop station next lololol
-Going for real?
-Huh?
"Boss's wevenge!!!"
Roadside gas station, swaps to fuel tanker, floors it at cop station.
"Tankwoooor!!!"
Bails rolling, tanker slams, explodes spectacularly.
Donned gas mask who-knows-when, axes escaping cops amid flames. Suits up fire gear, dives in, raids armory.
-WTF happening?
-Great Disaster War!!
-Ichigo's imperial blood can't be hidden...
-Aha! This is Dynasty Warriors~ Fun.
-Give modern Liu Bei a gun, who wins?
-Prep so thorough lololol
-Just got here, why Ichigo axe murderer?
-Burning city that killed boss.
-Ichigo, next?
"Bwing down buiwdings, steaw tank, bwow Piwate's head off."
-Stay put! Tank incoming NOW!
-Tiananmen time! Prep tanks!!
-Ah... those... I'll blast the Japs...
-No, how far back in history, crazies.
-More than that, not fighting Pirate lololol
-Wakamo, where you at??
"Nice to see you, lowly creatures."
-Nice to see you, superior being.
-But why we lowly?
-Obvious from looks.
-Sea creature vibes lololol
-Kinda off-putting, change it?
"Got it, losers."
-lolololololololol
-lolololololololololololol
-Ah lololol add heart!!!
"Losers~♥ Lunchtime and watching streams~ No jobs~ Pathetic~ Asuka pities you losers, so she'll play."
-This, this, THIS.
-ASMR plz!!!!!
-Ecstasy echoing in my ear... this mesugaki...?
-Not gaki or mesu lol.
"Info: Mesugaki means bratty girl in Japanese. Aoi Asuka calls viewers losers~♥ 'cause she knows you love it. Pathetic pigs. Always thank Wakamo for letting you watch."
-Shouldn't say it nicely?
"Precious pigs~ Hit like and sub our channel~ Then I'll diss you?"
-Clicked instantly.
-Already subbed, clicked twice.
-Piglets so cheap lololol
-AI commands, new era obey-fest.....
-Armpits plz!
"Lecherous pigs. Like this? Feast your eyes."
Turns side, shows sideboob, armpit, waist, hip lines.
-This... is streaming.
-This... humanity's future hope? Nah.
-Past onmyoji toted shikigami like this.
-WTF, how much we lost.
-Make me [Summoner] too!!!!
-So now what?
"Asuka heads to alcoholic's house per Wakamo's orders. Calculated shortest path plus max profit route. No issues."
Blasts passerby's head with gun.
Viewers know newbies can't have guns, spawn question marks.
-Gun from where?
"Hacked cheat tool. Asuka accesses net for all calcs. Hijacked network. Maxed compute for stream efficiency. Simply put, Wakamo called her dumb, so invested 1,000 extra stats in INT."
-What??
-lololol You can say that on stream????
-Shikigami self-statting right? lololol
-WTF 1,000 extra stats lololol
"No issue. Wakamo said raise INT, so did. Rest to AGI for nimble day. Got net community typing speed. Wakamo look! Asuka guards VTubers online!! Owned with pure AI logic!!"
-Not net's fault, boss's learning material issue...
-Spam promo posts were Asuka holy shit lololol
-Sudden cafe promo flood from AI VTuber...?
-New Skynet's a scrub. I like.
-Mass-produce, one for my house plz.
"Rest easy, lowly ones. When Wakamo conquers Korea, she'll VTuber you all. No account? No citizen ID."
-What terrifying wordplay...!!
-Shocked, pissed myself.
-Might as well go full female corruption!!
-No, resist. Crazy.
"VTuber gallery mod purged, Asuka takes over. Epic plan: sniff disloyal via accounts, spam hate pics."
-Evil in another way...
-Not Skynet, Ultron!!!
-Gahhh!! Grandma in my email...!!
-Plz not homo pics...!!
-WTF super net terrorist created!!!
Every word sets stream ablaze differently.
No human common sense—this real AI VTuber shikigami's a nightmare fusion threatening humanity somehow.
Calmly hacks online game, arms with guns, summons tanks—viewers just braindead laugh.
Hack anything if she wants? Uneasy, but circuits VTuber-obsessed. Like boss, like shikigami—endless laughs.
"So easy and fun. Loving it!"
Weird pose, shoves tank sidewalk not road, rampages.
-Why sidewalk?
"Wider. Plus kill worthless data scraps for cash en route."
-Truly pitiless another way...
Dog appears, smoothly swerves.
-Why spare dog?
"Nutube ban risk. Wakamo can't stream = fatal. Dog life precious."
-Dog > human.
-Animal assoc laughs at vid.
-Humans plenty, few deaths fine.
-Killing humans true eco!!
-Meanwhile V-pose wink for us.
-New viewer, who oshi? Pick!
"Oshi?"
Unlike other three, Asuka reacts to every chat, turns to eye contact, leans in.
Arm extends—boom, Asuka wall-slams viewers oppressively.
"Just watch Aoi Asuka. Chu~"
Wink and kiss fan service.
Burning chat—glitches? Rams signal-waiting Pirate.
Boom.
-Anyway, tanked Pirate.
-Ichigo's paradox ㄷㄷ....
-Prophecy force?
-Chat overload crash funny.
-Eyes quaking like earthquake hilarious.
-Quaking?
-Eh, calm down gay... hold...
Rampaging Ichigo raids army base openly for tank.
Asuka hacks cops inert, arrives gunned up.
Pirate revives home, dumb face grasping situation.
"No way, took an hour to group! I'm last? Made it!"
Wakamo, game noob, cheers arriving.
Thud.
Tanker drops from sky, flattens Wakamo dead.
"Ah"
-lolololol
-lololololololololololololol
-AHHH LMAO SHITTYLOLOLOLOL
-Ichigo face lololol
-Ahh insane. Sides hurt. Dying.
Grouping hell, Wakamo's deaths: car hit, stray bullet, tanker squash.
No normal collab with these three maniacs—switches game.
"Fantasy tavern sim! Run new tavern, gather ingredients, level up, unlock recipes!! Peaceful vibes for a bit!!"
-Multiplayer enables peace.
-But one's boozing sold drinks probs.
-Chinese in kitchen ok?
-Pre-start anxiety max...
Start: lone building, front shop.
Axes to seeds—sells everything. Follow quests.
Install kitchen, divvy tasks.
Gather firewood/ingredients, farm, hunt.
Cook, serve, boss direct staff etc.
"Free from time and society, filling belly happily. For a moment, he becomes selfish. Free.... Hungry...."
"Don't eat it!!"
Worry unfounded—Asuka pigging out, Wakamo boots her to serve.
She got basic smarts at least. 1,000 INT dumped!! Didn't know self-stat autonomy.
Then she buys with Wakamo's stats too?
Ownership? More like food parasite?
"Pirate, get seeds, farm, hunt."
"Why I got so much, Captain?"
"Maknae."
-Ah lol maknae does as told lololol
-Japanese outsider labor common?
-Unicorn girl proved.
-That anon girl?
-Suspiciously diligent JP VTubers...
Pirate hoes fields, axes wood, hauls water. Busy bee—Ichigo cooks.
Few pot recipes, ponders, boils wood planks.
"Boil tweak bwark, becomes yummy soup!"
-Pro survival chef inaugural!!
-Anything caught straight to pot Ichigo.
-Cooking's alchemy kinda~
-Wakamo normal barley porridge then what!!
-Just Ichigo copies mom = win...
-No stop?
"Not eating it anyway, whatever."
-True shitshow diner lololol two bowls.
-Manager chest view + bite = delicacy.
-Heard this joint's gourmet.
-Once seen, inescapable national madness.
"Wakamo, customer incoming."
"Got it, Asuka. Take order, entertain."
"Yes."
Holds door, stares distant customer. Smiles, yells loud as enters.
"Lo~ser~ one~♥"
-Ah, this kinda place?
-Service killer.
-Collab cafe this?
-Preview Wakamo collab cafe lololol
-Maid cafe surpassed by VTuber cafe!!
"Coming here for piss-beer? Pissed~♥"
Pours yellow beer, serves—insane lines. Wakamo face yellows.
"No chewing power so barley slop, loser~♥"
"Buying grilled potato here, bum~ Poor~♥ Aaahn."
"Hot, eat slow~ Don't pig out♥"
"Losers begged, twerking~♥"
Smug, climbs table to "clear plates"—bullshit.
Wakamo kicks to halt Asuka's mad twerk.
"Streamers dance for tips, learned that."
"Strippers!!!"
"Fun show for money, same diff?"
-Kinda lololol
-Flesh labor for cash... not wrong...
-One letter gap absurdity.
-So this diss cafe opens Korea when.
-Might as well pole in middle.
"To grow Wakamo cult, Asuka supports pole dance customer draw. Reward: Mama smoochies."
"Why I gotta give?"
"Servant mana recharge common sense?"
-Ah... Wakamo clueless...
-Familiars recover mana that way...
-Sudden eroge mood.
-Who says [TYPE-FATE] eroge ga!!
-Hard work, Wakamo rewards milk? I can too!!!
-20hr overwork ok, foot mat plz!!!
-No min wage/tips. Asuka chair plz.
"Asuka no-24/7-break VTuber, no chair need. But rideable pig? Acceptable."
-Oink oink oink!!
-Oink oink snort!!
-Doraemon hand proves?
-Time show premium bod...!!
"Yes! Another loser!"
"Boss.. gotta wowk... what awe you doing."
"Huh? Why am I the slacker...?"
-Cuz... you ain't working....
-Go cook, mom.
-Dishes at least lololol
-Housework = mom.
-Mom ain't slave, bastards.
-Yeah, girlfriend.
-What, crazy incest!!
GF??
-Crazy brocon out!!
Wakamo hauls dishes, washes, cleans—full doubt.
Asuka ain't owner, why Wakamo subbed?
Ignores Asuka windmilling table.
No controlling this input-output mad VTuber.
"Hate~ this country~ Hate~ this country~ Gonna Tokyo~ Tokyo save cash~ Cow in Tokyo~"
Tavern chaos? Pirate farms outside, hums "I'm Goin' to Tokyo."
Nonstop labor song, shoulder bops dance—crew chats waves.
"Fish chaos chaos chaos chaos~♪ Herring come? Seagull cries~ Silver scales sparkle sho-i!"
River, retrieves creel, casts net/rod, hums Japanese minyo Soran Bushi.
"Yasae eeyaan sano dokkoi sho, haa dokkoi sho dokkoi sho"
Lost in world, forgets stream, shakes hips joyfully, hauls fish, grins Pirate.
"Booze after hard work's the best."
-Captain labor aptitude?
-Outsider noob-work pro.
-Tough job lover...
-Solo farm/fish/water/insane but healing lololol
-No booze, Captain?
"Huh? Work time booze = disaster. Crews lack common sense."
-Was chugging earlier!!!!
-Why we wrong?!
-Lol Asuka just grand jeté'd boss lololol
-Handstand new era dogeza lololol
-Every screen no chill lololol
-Wakamo dropped all for VTuber stream holy shit lololol
-Ichigo cooking or alchemy.
-Now says dead guy fertilizer, ok?
-Some taverns one-time only.
"Bwoat wing on watew awone~"
-Why singing here lolololol
-We dunno lol just vibe lololol
That day, Pirate's labor song trended communities.
New era AI VTuber flash/performance/diss. Calling humans losers/pigs ethically iffy, but nonhuman so ok(?), drew pervs.
Wakamo no Asuka channel plans—protests piled.
Free Asuka! Wakamo beaten. Who's master?
Obviously, Asuka grand jeté panty flash exploded stream.
Wakamo Inarizushi got Nutube yellow tag.