Chapter 29
Chapter 29
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 29
Chapter Title: Shocked! No One Missed the Live Stream, Right?
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[Author: Anonymous]
[Title: That Live Stream Had Everyone Shaking – No One Missed It, Right?]
(Rhino charging and instantly dying GIF)
(Wakamo dodging incoming chains mid-air GIF)
(Wakamo going on a rampage amid scattering plum blossoms GIF)
Why watch movies lololol
Fuck, this IS the movie!!!
Climbers do film footage from time to time.
But this is one of our homegrown climbers.
Korea’s pride and joy, the VTuber climber!!
-That monster that shouldn’t have popped up had me freaking out.
-Leader’s handling of it was legendary, right?
ㄴClimbers always risk their lives.
ㄴPros turn broadcasting mishaps into opportunities.
-Turning your own crisis into a show and countering flawlessly to give the audience pure catharsis! That’s Wakamo’s stream!
ㄴWakamo’s streams have to be entertainment!
ㄴWakamo wouldn’t go down to something like this!!
-A thousand years ago, there were wars, so humans trained in real martial arts back then—what was it like?
-Dunno...only win/loss records...Cheok Jun-kyung’s probably the prime example?
-Book burning and well-field system, Cultural Revolution...China lost so damn much.
-Huh? What’re you talking about? Plum Blossom Swordsmanship is Korean martial arts, though?
ㄴThe true essence of plum blossoms is right here lololol
ㄴPlum blossoms at the fan’s edge are the proof!
ㄴSo the Mount Hua Sect’s founder gets revealed like this.
-But isn’t this Wakamo’s red pill...?
[Author: WakyaPyaHeukNongJjukMlang]
[Title: Why Show Me This NOW!!!!]
Fucking huge tits, fucking huge build.
I suffered in communities overrun by the big-boob brigade.
(Little Wakamo in round sunglasses GIF)
What the hell is this? What the actual hell?
“Didn’t want to show my followers, but~” or whatever?
This is the real deal!! This is the true form!!!
The real loli granny we’ve all been dreaming of!
Why hide it, why hide it, why hide it, why hide it.
Leaving us Nongnongdan devotees out in the cold!!
We were content with Ichigo!
We feared as Ichigo grew up.
Powerlessly watching those breasts swell.
We thought it was hell.
Why hide something like this in hell!
Eternal Fox God Loli Granny!!
-This guy’s vocab is all new to me...
-Th... uh... go hang yourself or something.
-Sorry, but can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
-Hah, fuck. Look at this community shitshow...
-Captain’s gotta take responsibility for this.
-Who knew internet streaming was this toxic...
-Let’s burn down the harms of VTuber otaku culture.
ㄴCultural Revolution time?
ㄴLoli-con book burning and well-field system, let’s go~
ㄴWe must exterminate the Nongnongdan.
[Author: Fox God Worshipper]
[Title: Shocking Red Pill Reveal! Come See – Fox God’s True Identity Exposed.]
See this smile she’s giving us?
I heard Mount Hua blooms with plum blossoms...
The martial world’s righteous heroine. Her hidden ultimate technique...
Behold the Mount Hua Sect founder and Plum Blossom Sword wielder.
Who she really was remained a mystery, but now it’s out.
The captain’s red pill is exactly the gro-loli we’ve begged for.
A loli granny...
Greetings to the Mount Hua founder and ancestress...
-Just backlash from weakening, making her look young?
ㄴIt’s the Black Tower’s conspiracy lolol
-She’s got the imperial seal and blooms plum blossoms—anyone can see she’s Chinese.
ㄴIchigo came from China too, they say.
ㄴSign here, chink. From now on, wuxia is Korean culture.
-Mount Hua’s Korean now lolol
-Don’t Chinese know the Mount Hua Sect is on Baekdu Mountain?
ㄴThat Mount Hua? Fuck lololol
-Those red petals were so pretty...
-Ah, didn’t want to show it—don’t go blabbing to others!!!
-Where’d the captain learn her martial arts?
ㄴSwordsman of the Southern Region. (TL Note: Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils)
ㄴGuess that settles it lololol
ㄴOh, that one lololol
The community was on fire in every way.
Some griped about no more VTuber otaku talk and tried chasing off the hysterics. But fans in disguise or overzealous devotees were spreading it everywhere like carrier pigeons, heating things up...
In just one day, rumors spread so far that Wakamo talk was everywhere—from communities to NewTube.
『What’s Wakamo Inarizushi’s job?』 had sparked debates for ages.
Some said straight-up VTuber, but it was obviously about her climber profession.
She’d said herself she couldn’t use spells anymore and had weakened a ton just entering the Tower. Yet her invincible war god displays left devotees doubting if she’d really weakened.
Plus, the only gear she showed were Tower-certified genuine relics. Wakamo’s identity was a hot mystery.
Did the Tower give relics to the captain, or did her weakness turn her stuff relic-tier? Devotees could only guess.
This stream cracked her identity open a bit, fueling the frenzy.
Entering the Tower, starting the stream, mid-greeting—bam, surprise attack.
Tanking a rhino-like rocket charge head-on without budging an inch—monster stuff. Devotees marveled at Wakamo’s ever-escalating impossibilities.
Even after eating the hit, she just stood there blankly like “Broadcasting accident~” with total chill. Her strength was unfathomable.
One NewTube vid calculated the impact: she’d shrug off a KTX train hit or even tank a tank shell. Korea’s strongest bottom-floor climber title stuck by accident.
But devotees were hyping something else across NewTubers and communities.
Wakamo just always gave her all, ad-libbing mishaps like pro VTubers she admired—squeezing every trick to overcome.
Her [Idol’s True Form] meant no self-inflicted wounds, so clothes stayed intact, no blood flowed—had to prep fake blood.
To viewers, it looked like overwhelming a brutal fight unscathed, clothes pristine—peak master duel.
Obvious crisis to anyone.
The Tower gunning to kill Wakamo—life-or-death scene!
Her chain weakness? Unbroken somehow. One NewTuber climber called it [Elite Monster] by looks, rating Wakamo’s fight as all conditions against her.
So she revealed her 『true form』.
Not prime, but current(?) self—unleashing gold lines, covering her mouth, smirking leisurely.
Thought they were fake eyes, but real ones glowing behind sunglasses shocked devotees: she’d streamed eyes-closed all along? Theories flew, but sunglasses now implied special eye powers(?).
Hypothesis: fox charm that entrances on sight—pretty credible.
Unavoidable chains? Out came hidden 『full power』—red plum blossoms scattered.
Broadcast/movie-level effects.
But all real substance.
Climbers explained as [magic] constructs. Job tied to wuxia martial arts? Counter: if spells work job-free, why not martial arts?
Job still unknown either way.
Scattering plum blossoms showed what true Thousand-Jin Thrust looked like—text-only before.
A lightweight girl pulverizing earth—pure awe.
Then leaping, sprinting mid-air?
Real air-stepping! Devotees lost it, but wuxia fans rated it akin to Soaring Steps or Equal Treading—close vid inspection showed her stepping on falling petals as footholds.
No CG/wires.
Flashier than 80s martial artists doing it live physically.
Why? Raw, unedited reality!!!
Vid wasn’t even that long.
Surrounded by 6 Chain Devils, bound and attacked—shifts to true form, dumps giant-body qi(?) into martial arts, flashy moves and insane skills to repel.
Delicate fanning chain-hellfire aside with plum blossoms overlay; bold, agile dives between chains.
Then gulping gourd booze, spitting flames.
Final ambush through flames—fanned away in flashy finale fan toss.
Dual flames devouring each other over wreckage; poised fox god adjusts sunglasses, waves bye to viewers—stream end.
Like a movie highlight reel. Breathless thrill, dopamine rush—devotees went feral.
Nongnongdan and Quukppangdan: overripe, underripe, mature, ripe, unripe, furred(?), always had fur(?).
Meanwhile, Furrydan peeked up hopefully: “She showed fox form too, right?” Fanart flooded.
Old days? Furries GTFO. Now? Acceptance era—artist cafe overflowed.
Mount Hua progenitor reborn after millennium—wuxia revival!
Open Mount Hua on Baekdu? Join applications where? Age okay?
Imperial seal, Mount Hua arts—Korea true中華 powerhouse, not legitimacy-lacking China(?).
Bullshit everywhere torched communities; gov, Climber Assoc in uproar. Thought just fox god—now real murim existed?
China burned its culture, no proof. Fiction? Profs countered: fox god real, Mount Hua dojo on Mount Seorak... Conclusion: Wakamo must spill.
Assoc chair read tons of wuxia, so subtly asked manager Won Da-hye for deets.
Boss’s request—no way to refuse. Won eyed her warily.
“Wanna go to Kyoto!! Okinawa too. Know they got official VTubers? Kyoto collabs galore... Tower too!!”
“...Uh... so the Tower rewarded [Tower Climbing Pass]?”
“Yup. No climbing, obvs—diplo issues. Just enter, park on 1F for Japan trips!”
Won fretted: teleport rumors? She swore stealth, but Inari Shrine too...
Her shrine...?
Govs beefy, but Assocs? Fine.
Her call to Assoc chair for Wakamo’s perm: “Say hi to my buddy there, grab lotsa Korean kimchi. Soju too if time.”
“Pwesident... won’t they see if ya entew and weave... even fow a day...?”
“Oh.”
Yu Ing pitied her dumb-fox prez gaze.
Enter Tower—even 1F—name pops!!
Wakamo Inarizushi—unique worldwide!!
Won knew, requested for “testing unprecedented item.” Wakamo’s shrine wish? Chair: “Her shrine—what’s issue?” Won dying inside.
‘Chair...!! Interests, politics...!!’
『Full Clear Layer』 gift to JP chair? He grinned cool. But cling to homeland(?)?!
Thoughtless? Right...?
JP gov detains for crime? Chair influence strong? Or JP support bait? KR prez wary, no help...
Loss if she bolts—unthinkable.
China nearly stole layer—now JP?
“Ughhhh... uwoooo...”
Next chair herself, Won tore hair in agony.
Block her? Swims ocean—done.
2 days agonizing Wakamo’s plea. Chair dumped on her, not retiring yet tho.
JP chair bros, Tower collapse war-buddies!!
International politics...!!
“Aghhh...”
Oblivious Wakamo hummed, planning JP shops, figs, shrine tours, Yu Ing sightseeing.
New passport, beaming child-form Wakamo—Won couldn’t beg “stop?” Drooped.
Announcement dropped.
“My comrades! Wakamo heads to Tokyo!!”
New item, JP Assoc perm, VTuber hunt.
Too pure—devotees dumbfounded.
Only Q: “Streaming in JP?”
One reason for Japan.
Wanna know VTubers...