Chapter 21
Chapter 21
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 21
Chapter Title: Tower-Climbing Fox Goddess VTuber 21
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[Author: Tangerine-chii]
[Title: VTuber Proxy Ichigo's Game Stream Summary from Yesterday]
(Ichigo meme teaching the fox goddess how to shoot at the training ground)
If it's about learning games, Wakamo's basically like Ichigo's disciple, right?
They do have similarities. As expected.
If she sucks at games, she drags in a friend who's good at them.
But shooting the party leader Ichigo in the back of the head? What was that?
Did she really get hit with Petrification or something? Hallucinating?
Yeah, maybe it's better if the leader doesn't show up.
The leader's probably... the worst out of all of us!
-So slow she can't even land a hit...
-Is that how it is... Am I seeing enemies...
-Leader!! Who the hell are you attacking right now!!
-Aim... you wanna control it, right?
-Welcome. To the upside-down world.
ㄴAllies and enemies are completely reversed.
-When the hell did... the leader start thinking she's above Ichigo?
-The only one who can climb in games is you, Ichigo!!
-Well, if they find out I'm good at games, they'll just make me do game streams all the time...
-Spiritual victory is always an ugly process.
ㄴNobody said it was ugly.
ㄴAh ha.
-No, what is this? Leader, why'd you turn into a baby animal?
-Stop projecting your anguish onto Ichigo...
-Wakamo, you're a stone Buddha.
-You know that, kid? No chicken if you lose.
ㄴ"Just win."
-So that was the users' skill level just now? Thanks. If there are 98 more like that, we might pull it off.
ㄴ(While getting 58 kills)
ㄴFuck lol get out of single-player games!!!
[Author: Baby Chick]
[Title: Let's Learn About Our Cute Newbie Hajime Ichigo]
Name breakdown: Hajime = beginning.
Ichigo is roughly = No. 1.
Yeah, so our Ichigo's name means "VTuber Unit 1."
Sounds like 【Tower Collapse Victim】.
Survived apocalypse for 10 years, so she's an expert, but only 17.
Awakened at 7, youngest climber ever. Experience might lack, but 10 years in.
Gap moe is insane, wonder how they found her and scooped her up.
Fandom name? 【Friends】...
She said she never had people talk to her like this.
So she goes "let's be friends"... hits right in the feels...
Mom, I got a girlfriend.
-Good run but why lose it at the end?
-If Ichigo quits streaming, I'll track her down and kill her.
-"Then let's be friends" got me choked up a bit.
-President kidnapped her and she says she's happy... isn't she a minor foreigner...?
ㄴ"Above Korea's laws, am I not?"
ㄴ"VTubers are better the younger."
-And lmao Ichigo clip on leader's channel for real?
-But super incompetent Wakamo doesn't get one.....
-Endless ugliness, for real!!
-"Mold-free bread" is fluffy and tasty, wallet opened... can skip a meal.
-Smile looks like a yuki-onna who eats people, but opens mouth and turns golden retriever lol.
[Author: Ceraemos]
[Title: Our Friend's Quotes from Yesterday]
"Color's fine, so it's edible."
"People are scarier than ghosts."
"If the gun misses, I die."
"Should rely on ears more than eyes sometimes."
"Better than getting cleanly pierced by a bullet."
"If I don't kill, I die."
"Can't rummage through trash cans?"
"Friends are kind, and that's nice."
"Gonna work hard and get praised by President."
"President, Ichigo works well."
"President's chest is soft and warm."
-Minor gaslighting? Kinda worried.
-Hard to criticize when you pick up a rough-life kid and raise them...
ㄴDon't VTubers ditch the untalented ones..?
ㄴThat's how it's done in Sparta.
ㄴWhoa! Back in the day a thousand years ago, this was daily life!!
ㄴYu-ing's definitely Wakamo lol.
ㄴ(Photo of Wakamo ditching Ichigo to bail alone)
-Gotta grow up strong and steady.....
-Nah, looks sharp, speaks cute, but tone's like a special agent.
-Didn't know? In murim, beware women, elders, and kids.
-Got hit, helmet flies off, counters and kills? Sick.
-12-hour game stream's great but... labor exploitation?
-Died by mistake, cries, Wakamo consoles her? Funny.
ㄴ"Aww aww, it's okay, it's okay."
ㄴDoesn't scold over little things lol.
ㄴFr, leader's worse, why tiptoe around?
ㄴLooks like she won't shed a single tear, insane.
ㄴ"Ice cream" "Boss! Ice cweam!"
ㄴThis is fox goddess picking up a stray cat.
ㄴStray cat reverse world what.
[Author: Anonymous]
[Title: Aren't the most pathetic community type VTuber stans?]
I'm becoming one now.
Poor Ichigo... gotta give her 1,000 won...
Watched streams all day, fucking fun.
League duo, ADC support.
Hard-carries leader who's trash.
Hands kills like "chew well, old President."
He chomps, dementia flails, sighs.
Solo guerrilla backdoor as support to force win? Impressive.
Truly was VTuber proxy.
-Real?? Besties from today!!
-Welcome aboard lol.
-New era of fear!!
-VTuber stans pathetic, now community too? Double pathetic.
-We ain't meeting IRL anyway.
-Friends streaming, friends gathering, right?
-"President says no streaming with guys."
ㄴDuo by mistake, teamkill cuz guy.
ㄴVirgin who'd scare unicorns.
ㄴUnicorns calling her purity Valkyrie?
ㄴThose kids always been nuts.
Contrary to worries, 『Hajime Ichigo』's stream was a success. Profile revealed almost everything, but that had its own merits.
17-year-old beauty climber who fought 10 years in apocalypse world.
Might call concept overkill, but spilling vivid survival tales turned 『Friends』 to "Where'd Wakamo find this girl?"
Ichigo praises President as savior who saved her life, buys tasty food, soft bed, hugging warm... words showing kid's hardships, pure sorrow pit.
Of course, pervs grilling chest/tail feel, panty color, cheap donos aggro swarm. First day, let slide.
Rates need hiking.
Though over 10k impossible.
Wakamo ragequits deaths, Ichigo sniffles cute; Wakamo mom-cares, pervs hunt maternal vibes.
Expected tower climb gripes for non-gaming, but stream smashed.
Ichigo tense at first, but grasped screen folks can't hurt; kind, gentle, paying "friends," loved it—worry point.
Too immersed, bad actors might manipulate? Corps grab/shake. Big corps sub mocks era.
Gov backer? Blessing.
"Boos, wha you wanna eat? Foh weal?"
"Yeah yeah, I'll buy it all."
All-day VTuber streams, clipping, hunting newbies—life I love, happy.
Now raising cute VTuber, must allocate time. More cold rice, so what?
Promised to raise earnest Yu-ing; big body, survival skills only—won't dump by river irresponsible!!
That's irresponsible!!
Yellow freak overseas had capital but op mishaps exploded issues. Picked idol dream, corp-made, but girl-ignorant mistakes; hired managers cover lacks.
Know lacks instantly. Cover if can.
So, unlike Virtualive's hands-off, President VTuber too.
Like Stellamis, direct chat, raise kids, tease for viewer joy.
No owner risk blowups.
"Countless pioneers paved wasteland; walk easy path, learn journeys..."
Life this easy okay??
Then never complacent!!
Anyway, Climber Assoc, wiping Yu-ing's ice cream drool, stroking hair "brush teeth before bed," knee-sat waiting.
"Waited? Wakamo-nim? ID process done today. No rename, nationality Korea."
Won Da-hye Manager hands naturalization cert. Minor, guardian me; adult, resident ID.
School worries? She shook head, tough.
"Special naturalization met. Wakamo-nim merited climber. Yu-ing climber bonus. Climbers superhumans. School fight? Min fracture. Home tutor/net better."
"Will study hawd."
"Don't overdo."
Whatever Wakamo-President says, Yu-ing tries hard! enthusiasm; wiped more ice cream. Sigh, this clumsy kid, my greed overburden? Conscience stings.
"Yu-ing VTuber talent high, Alchemist ideal climber partner. 『Perfect Conquest Layer』, Assoc supplies mats, she crafts."
"Is that so?"
"Since here—see Wakamo Inarizushi 1F drops? VTuber handcam. Crafting content?"
Manager-consult Won Da-hye serious worker.
All cuz I climb hard, perks.
'Was one-way worry. Other climbers watch streams too.'
China climber terrorist 『Collector』 raided Korea followers.
Hide streamer-hideable; but weakness exposure no.
—"Body made of mana" weakness.
Potion mana-burn feel.
[Wizard] etc mana-target skills, I'm super weak guessed.
Conversely, anti-magic foes, my attacks magic-judged null?
Trouble.
Min need blood/wound effects.
[Angry Boar]/[Feral Deer] butchered corpses sparked idea.
But tower cond no-damage hides it worry.
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"Name Yu-ing (劉英). 17, Beijing origin. Awoke 7... youngest 1st-gen climber. Tower entry/climb quits efficient travel. Wise kid."
Smart climbers [Wizard]/[Alchemist].
World mocks Fortune Coin.
Job gaps huge.
Flashy mages command; no items, even conquerors lose Alchemists.
Such gap, duds reroll quit-climb job-change; Alchemist bad rep.
Merits exist. Late-bloomer type.
Early heavy support to breathe; patronage hard success.
[Potion] non-combat royal, essential.
But combat potions aggressive tree unavoidable.
Sane potion makers rare.
Korea mats easy now, raise non-combat bright future.
Assoc Chair blank-faced, Yu-ing photo, 『Tower-matched Climber』 note, pondered.
"Prime Han surname."
"Pardon...?"
"Haha! Woman, no interest. Sun Quan/Won Sul, last Cao Cao's 『Imperial Jade Seal』 pops up..."
Guess, laughs off. Descendants modern?
Vague. If true? 500k faithful conquest?
"Joyful, too joyful..."
Hours ago, watched Wakamo chat Won Da-hye afar. Knee-Yu-ing, mom-wipe ice cream.
Hard lone kid, such kindness/maternity special.
But tower conqueror, multi-climbs, sensed.
Closed eyes directionless, but skin-flow massive mana.
Calm chat, deadpan laugh, screen-soc VTuber-loving fox goddess.
Similar climbers? Chills unavoidable.
Not just eyes—Chair [Skill] mana-sense guessed.
Low [Wizard] 500-1k mana stats usual.
Wakamo? Top-class guess.
Blood-red mana aura, forgot lower floor.
'All prime power stripped, decayed idol power? Heh...'
Myth era real gods fear.
Relief. Mindset solo Incheon tower smash monster.
Such monster human-loves, can't-live-without cling.
'Dopamine modern civ addict blessing?'
President see? Army subjugate.
Underground foreign plots, but know? Full assault.
"Heh... Today's stream sched, Won Da-hye Manager?"
"12F climb."
"Climb passion joy. No overdo. Max support."
"Yes."
Overwhelm strength guards nation alone.
Stronger? All Korea towers state resource?
'Still bugs. Real Yu Hwang-suk descendant...?'
Gallery "looks like descendant pickup," can't ignore.
'That girl... age lie?'
Claims 1,000, but 30s "I'm 17" deflate?
'Ask, might hit; scared...'
Women eternal women.
Manner must.
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"Booss! Ichigo! Made it!"
Ichigo viewers easy-see. Handcam [Alchemist] potion craft her-unique content; results thus.
Looks tasty color/scent drug, but desc brutal.
[Sweet Flame Thrower Bottle]
Grade: Consumable.
Strawberry gum scent.
Throw: instant ignite explode flame bottle.
Contents sticky, clings easy.
[Soft Milk Potion]
Grade: Consumable.
Soft serve taste.
Drink: lungs solidify.
Body freeze, caution.
-This room real alchemy lololol
-Kid made hard for mom.
-Gotta drink? Praise-want hands excited.
-Looks real tasty...
-Goldilocks next door fairy compare!
"Gack."
Boom—
"Oof, strawberry taste."
-Really drank this???
-VTuber immortal~~
-Explosion anime-flashy.
-Kid gives, poison chug!!
-Parenting this brutal...
-Dunno? Play house mud eat?
-Guys blind zone...
-Friends gift that? What do?
-What, eat... first girl gift.....
Ichigo real drink shocked viewers, but "poisons weak on me" flex. Showed empty bottle handcam real-drink doubters.
Most Ichigo potions trap-type poisons only.
But heavy penalty = heavy effect, useful.
Wakamo-only freak issue.
'Prior potion real useful.'
Gourd? Alcohol disguise one, filled [Sweet Flame Potion].
Drink: guts/esophagus burn death usual; Wakamo spit fire okay.
Plus "mana body fine?" feel potion.
[Crunchy Elastic Potion]
Grade: Consumable.
Fried chicken mouthfeel.
Body elasticity huge up.
Stretch/tear muscles no revert.
'But no bones originally?'
Fox goddess look, but "not fox goddess!!" perfect.
Monster show lose human touch, rep drop; cautious.
Anyway, broadcast poison immunity.
"[Tower Entry]!"
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"Ah, damn."
[Climbing Incheon Tower 12F World]
-[Wakamo Inarizushi] achievements raise difficulty!
-Defeat [Elite Monsters]!
-Subdue [Cunning Goblin Pack].
[Platinum Achievement Conditions]
-Hunt [Cunning Goblin Pack] (0/10)
-Take no damage from [Cunning Goblin Pack] (0/1)
-Avoid detection by [Cunning Goblin Pack] (0/1)
"Screwed..."
Real hard. Hide 2m giant how...?
Not normal, elite grade; sigh first.
Fantasy goblins trash, some manga hopeless demons? Regret latter.
Poison blades/needles, traps lure, small bod ambush.
Sensitive nose, dark vision sharp. Ears needless say.
-Leader why diff so hardcore?
-Wow, Vietnam front!!
-Guerrilla? Heavy losses...
-USA can't win, my view.
-Fucking forest lol.
-Leader poison immune, but forest search curse fest.
-Lowballed retired awakeners many, ok?
Worry chats, crouch, Wakamo camera:
"Trouble, cameraman. Goblins pesky. Undetected key. Thus, wild hunt method tutorial."
-?
-?
-Bear bro? Bro?
-We foxes, learn useless.
-That bulk stealth hunt?
-No witness = assassination dunno?
-Just hype what leader shows.
Viewers react, Wakamo smiles.
Soon, her deed; faithfuls pity goblins.