Chapter 204
Chapter 204
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 204
Chapter Title: The New EU Federation
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Fox God VTuber Climbing the Tower Episode 204 (204/483)
[Author: Lulular]
[Title: Let's Learn About the New EU Federation]
England isn't a member (important).
Eh, it's the land ruled by holy sword wielders, so we'll skip it.
Anyway, no one's taking England lololol.
Anyway, 27 countries including Germany banded together to form a massive nation.
They built a shop tower in Italy like Russia's, but no 【Partners】?
Instead, something involving [Engineers] and the German government's hidden 【Legendary Classes】.
(Insanely cool bike)
They're selling stuff like this.
Finally, universal gear you can take into the tower.
Downside is you have to pick an affiliation.
They sell awesome firearms and fire-spewing swords, so keep it in mind.
They even built a 100-floor 【Tower of Babel】 here—treaty between towers means anyone can climb it.
But the government blocks non-affiliates? Pathetic.
Anyway, anyone wanting to switch affiliations can go.
What about Russia's tower in the [East Asia Federation]?
(Beautifullly designed humanoid golem)
Gives you a girlfriend. Not appealing?
If you join that federation, your PvP opponents are Wakamo the boss and the artist.
-Last line gave me chills fml lololol
-Girlfriend partner is plenty valuable lol
ㄴUniversal gear including vehicles, guns, and swords is nice too.
ㄴFuture-tech weapons vs. girlfriend who gives morning head.
ㄴNo brainer? Who'd pick PvP?
ㄴSurprisingly, you can add parts to the humanoid golem.
ㄴReal issue is erectile dysfunction lololol
-Federation affiliation vote? We're screwed.
ㄴWhy? What % came out?
ㄴ140% for Russia.
ㄴAny issues?
ㄴIt's legit~
ㄴlololololololo
-World war as tower federation vs. tower federation sounds fun.
ㄴWinning tower rips costs from the losers' towers and upgrades?
ㄴBasically, lose once and you're fucked.
ㄴBut Russia's tower auto-produces climbers, right?
ㄴThe中华 powerhouse always wins with numbers?
-No, forget that—are we seriously fighting Wakamo boss??
ㄴ(GIF of apostle of the tower torn in half)
ㄴ(GIF of crushing the tower's idol)
ㄴ(GIF of kicking a possessed tower body to pieces)
-TMI) Heard the boss reverse-raped a satyr who jumped her.
ㄴOoh yeah, futanari big fox scary af.
ㄴDon't talk crazy lololol
ㄴBoss could handle it.
ㄴHmm, that might be interesting?
ㄴBunch of crazy bastards.
Even without including England, a new tower alliance called the 【EU Federation】 was born.
Like Russia's tower transforming into a shop, Italy's tower became a space for climbers.
With a whopping 27 towers allied, from materials to the gear they sold, it easily surpassed Russia's tower by a wide margin.
They even had multiple 【Legendary Classes】 not affiliated with [Six Evils].
They claimed it was for protection from [Guardians], but I suspect they publicly dangled the 【Artist】 as bait.
Asuka looked into it on a hunch, and it turned out to be true—shocking the [Six Evils] members who came from there.
They'd helped a former climber who couldn't ascend, letting [Six Evils] approach, only to use Adelheid—who joined [Six Evils]—as a "rooster" for the [Guardians].
The rooster that cries most pitifully on the farm gets eaten first by predators.
That's the shocking reason the Engineer betrayed the nation and defected to [Six Evils].
Anyway, the second-gen 【Legendary Classes】 protected by Germany received massive national support from gear onward—their very appearance was extraordinary.
Germany's Engineer's tech was beyond what we knew: transforming gear like in games, vehicles overwhelming our prototype [Power Loaders].
Even the bikes could transform and fly—Won Da-hye, watching the broadcast, said she wanted one.
With that tech offered to those joining the EU Federation, the community buzzed with aggressive suggestions to switch affiliations.
Those Wakamo turned into climbers couldn't switch anyway, so they joked about competitors emerging and asking what extras they'd get.
We felt like we should do something, but was it okay for Wakamo to interfere when it was a 【Tower】 matter?
The 【EU Federation】 aimed to climb faster by providing climbers with higher-quality gear and universal equipment.
Seemed they wanted more climbers qualified for 【Authorities】.
In the midst of it, Germany's introduced climber team was shockingly composed mostly of Legendary members.
Introduced as [Tower Raid Team], they declared firm goals of conquering the tower with more resources.
On the other hand, the [East Asia Federation] vibe.
They pursued securing facilities for non-climbers to live comfortably, developing new meds, etc.
【Partners】 were treated more like true companions than tower-climbing sidekicks.
Climb if you want; no issue skipping affiliation for other towers.
In a way, it felt like a massive climber dispatch center for countries short on them.
"No real issues here."
Wakamo's ability to produce [Climbers] was already famous enough.
Even if 27 countries pooled climbers into one team, East Asia Federation's numbers overwhelmed.
Wakamo kept producing more, plus people from the US and elsewhere came for the comfy living.
"[Tons of towers want to join our federation. But the Islamic side's a headache, right?]"
"Isn't EU's military weak? Don't they freeloader on US security?"
"No, they really won't go to war!!"
"[They'll just use [nukes] and [atomic bombs] if push comes to shove.]"
"Holcas is confident. Leave it to Asuka, and I'll turn the internet to ash in a day."
"It's not war!! Russia tower lord! Don't say weird shit!"
"[Ahaha~ Well, we don't know much either? Climbers fighting among themselves. Who knows how it'll go.]"
"What about Korea tower?"
"[Dragged off by the Mediator, no idea~ Probably in training?]"
Wakamo Corporation members gathered at Russia tower, chatting with the Russia tower lord.
Yu Ying, who'd studied hard lately, discussed who'd win a real war. Mentioning numbers shifting by US support made Sadako marvel that she was basically queen.
Eva freaked out, insisting no wars.
Imagining World War 3 as a war between nations using [Climbers] was too horrific.
Plus, some would gain 【Authorities】 amid it. With 10,000 dead, survivors would surely include one.
"In that sense, Germany played smart."
【Legendary Classes】 could use Authorities without tough conditions eventually.
Seemed they'd gathered more prior intel and moved coldly.
Using an unneeded Artist as bait to lure Guardians showed they'd ruthlessly do anything for national gain.
Even after Engineer joined [Six Evils], the nation kept embracing them—maybe their plans were huge?
"With 【Authorities】, enemy climber numbers mean nothing."
If it became a real nation war, it'd pit Germany's Tower Raid Team against Wakamo Corporation.
"I don't get it yet, but my superpowers got way stronger."
Unaware of 【Ether】, Eva noted her powers were hugely stronger than before.
"I have an 【Authority】, but—I don't really wanna use it."
Olga, who'd directly conversed with her 【Authority】 itself, sighed with many worries.
"No time to hesitate—!!"
Among them, the biggest shock—and the one most anticipating this—was Artist Adelheid, bound by the unprecedented constraint of not killing enemies, wielding power mimicking 【Authorities】.
She claimed no Authority or Ether, but really, she'd been using it since reclassing.
"No idea how far the [Tower Raid Team] has climbed."
World rankings were recently public by [Italy]—most saw it as limited participants.
From Guardian execs to gov-hidden climbers, concealed ones were more than thought.
At least 【Legendary Classes】 rankings were solid, so theirs were likely low.
But no climb limits, plus universal gear and full national support?
Germany had blatantly built a 【Tower of Babel】 from collected 【Babel Fragments】.
Predicting their level after rotation climbing/training was impossible.
"So?"
But we could 100% clear 【Perfect Floor Clears】 for several times normal rewards.
Bigger growth margins, faster speed.
Even without, Wakamo trained everyone periodically for safe tower climbs.
Involving every trial including Guardians—PvP couldn't be weak.
Even Adelheid, with normal-human stats, now had untouchable combat power.
"Climbing the tower is the answer, ultimately."
"No, so when's Korea tower finally paying the 60th floor rewards?"
"[If towers fight, don't they have 27 tower lords ganging up? We'd lose.]"
"Tower lord specs divide by cost holdings, right? Purely on that?"
"[Korea tower 'serious rice punch' and we'd win.]"
"Fucking reliable."
Korea tower's held/earned costs overwhelmingly led.
EU Federation under Germany never invested in our Babel Towers initially.
Towers betting future on Babel were just unaffiliated with [East Asia Federation], still trading here, per Russia tower lord.
If needed, we could contract them all and overwhelm with numbers.
Just worried if it'd work with India, Islam, Iran—towers fine, but China/Japan/Korea reps always bickering.
Possible only because overwhelming Wakamo Inarizushi and current leader were her followers.
National grudges over history wouldn't resolve in 2 years.
Facing bigger humanity issues like tower collapses kept it quiet.
"So, where's our most important President?"
The dragging meeting included presidents, plus Xiao Liang and [Six Evils] Legendaries.
But the real boss didn't even show—Eva asked Asuka, who knew.
"Went to watch backlog VTuber streams?"
Everyone recorded VTuber streams desperately, like hot potato.
Dropped schedules, strong "must survive" will to record.
Some missed by accident, bribed for copies to settle.
Collector showed class-fitting collection skills, exceeding requests.
Hoping for bonus points, he was sad Wakamo absent.
Other members praised instead.
Collector's monster-collecting ability would hugely help in tower federation wars.
Ether holders weren't invincible.
Even if beating [Climbers] hard, armed normals with universal gear would work fine.
Why that structure? Questionable.
Most climbers superhuman—mana shroud tanks normal attacks.
But Ether? Near-invincible to climbers, yet Wakamo Corp members knew from fights:
Ironically, Ether holders weak to non-climbers.
[Idols (Ascenders)] near-gods with divine power (Authorities) unbeatable by humans.
Called [Tower of Ascension], unlikely to meet anyway.
Why first tower born? How chaotic pre-history?
Party felt growing anxiety of regressing to that era.
Unwilling at storm's center—what was she thinking?
"This virtual live modeling compatibility took a YEAR cuz they couldn't fix it!! Waaah, collab insane."
Watching streams. VTuber streams.
"Our segyang has this bad habit of claiming succubus. Wait, station chief possessed me again? Real? Real collab?"
Wakamo watching year-delayed virtual live + underworld idol collab.
Clipping hard, adding subs—imagining staff happiness, savoring live.
"Waaah, good donation. Our gaori captain best. Oh, cosplay reverse cam stream."
Recent concert, promised cosplay—VTubers' reverse cam, Mei sharing views.
"[My Vtubago hit 1,400! 1,000 breakthrough means girl cam!]"
Mei burst laughing at oshi wailing site'd crash over 1k.
Her clones need 50k to fight one T-Rex joke finally cracked her.
Even non-VTuber streams succeeding made fans happy.
Mei pondered clipping this while donating hard earnings. Not VTuber...?
"Footwork insane. Screaming-kills-you game, no scream but dies anyway."
Kang Yeo-ul savoring virtual live's variety god shrine maiden stream.
Horror game: trapped, bear-eaten, boar-hit deaths—marveled at comedian blessing.
Prior US 3-day trip: midnight PJ alley stroll, lost passport—Kang cold-sweated.
For VTuber safety, do something about US...?
'Aah, good. Feels like real fun.'
Boobs jiggle amazing!! Shrine maiden spilling concert tales, Kang grinned at wallet-lost buddy, drug-misunderstood souvenir dragged off—heartwarming loyalty for passport reissue.
"Our vacation tame compared, whew."
Oshi missing in US? She'd go white-masked golden fur?
"New song good..."
Wakamo clone savoring new song by duke lady + leader 2-3rds.
"Stardays 3D showcase too!"
"Akutang... no, Sakunatang streams at 8."
"Yo, Hetchu started horror!! Papi's toy factory!!"
Busy busy.
Wakamo, Kang Yeo-ul, Mei, summonable clones all glued to VTuber streams.
Checking VTuber songs/schedules, cafe strolls, double-triple checks.
Concerts possible—Wakamo eyes gleaming, scanning subs.
Hoping surprise unarchived stream, chewing VTuber content locked in room day 2.
"Hubunyango fan game stream again!!"
Not nagging Sadako drink moderately—Wakamo more addicted to VTuber than booze.
Watch, watch, keep watching.
Sleepless bodies let 24/7 all virtual live members' streams!!
"Chwap, chwaap."
Absorbing missed VTuber essence on off-day(?).
Germany new fed whatever—Wakamo valued VTuber more.
Even war: just venues for climber fights?
Wakamo mass-produces climbers, high costs—no biggie losing.
Yearly? Fine losing once!!
Other powers growing balances power for peace?
All bullshit.
Wakamo wanted VTuber over climbing.
"Ah, Korea tower never come back."
Scratching belly, grumbling Wakamo.
Korea tower dragged off unpaid rewards, planned climb post-receipt.
Issue big, return delayed.
Thus, fun VTuber with believers.
New outfits: swimsuits, dongtan look, light dolphin pants, game collab cos—music/game streams steady.
Still, collabs/goods mgmt.
But members gather: only "tower climb" talk—heart wounds.
Even always-VTuber otaku Olga pushed climbing—Wakamo felt lonely.
Like outsider amid friendly crew.
All close, bonds good—but prioritizing climb over VTuber sad.
"Need 2nd gen."
Next members: love VTuber more than climbing.
Who knows? Who fits?
Resign, recruit guys? Train climbers from scratch fine?
Need someone all-day VTuber talk buddy──!!
"Power, fame, people in hand—strongest under heaven, yet heart empty unfillable."
"Try arranged marriage?"
"No, not that. Robert."
VTuber real collab holy site pilgrimage.
Rich, Vegas trip.
All cold Russia tower talks.
Wish VTuber collabs/new songs/concerts.
'Streams when wanna...'
Not saying graduating? Positive.
Shooting range: rusty skills shown. Casino: big losses.
Casual loss intent, but Robert won huge.
Worried too much won't leave, but no movie shit.
Met outer money-demand thugs—snapped pic for fun.
"Hmm, no sharing room with such beauty anyway!!"
"I don't sleep, so fine?"
"Paparazzi fodder bad! Check for cams!"
Robert advised repeatedly.
Said beat intruders fine, went rest.
"Everyone really busy huh."
Told 'em, but whole day US no contacts?
Local VTuber streams—side-lay on bed how long?
"—Hm, what's the business?"
Empty vast hotel suite.
Wakamo rose slow, addressed empty air corner.
White-robed black man appeared, no hiding.
Gear all non-tower looking.
"Sorry sneaking in. Lotsa eyes on me. Ben, ex-US gov."
"Ex?"
"Know former US president helped found [Guardians]?"
Polite sit-ask, Wakamo ok'd, stared non-climber.
Just researcher.
"Chief researcher for 【Guardians】 since then. You're meeting top-tier org PhD."
—Higher than thought. Teabagging?
Unexpected reply.
"As you see, Guardians hide worldwide disguised. Deep in, no escape alive."
But escapers betrayable, eyes twinkling at Wakamo.
"Came beg mercy. Rough getting here—reject, I'm corpse."
"—What ya need?"
"What no god answered."
Pondering, clutching cross—self-mock faith meaningless, stated reason.
"Save my niece."
If hard, seal so no eternal sufferers.
"Tower collapse lost mom, dad's love-saving turned her horrific monster sans doc consent."
Cute girl pic, lookalike beauty, young Ben pic.
Adoptive bloodless family, long years—true family, weary life face.
Bonus: deepest US gov ties, [Guardians] major project lead—his bro-in-law.
"Kid's Amelia Shea Mason. 19 this year, niece."
And 2nd-gen 【Man Eater】.
"Sadly, not god. Such wishes impossible."
Drew line—not that Idol.
"Niece wanted idol growing up?"
"—How'd you know?"
Pic woman famous singer—knew from VTubers nostalgia. Covers too.
Transcendent VTuber memory confirmed.
"Not god, can't save sufferers."
"Yeah."
Knew unreasonable, sighed.
[Guardians] ties, US final weapon Man Eater—complications.
Scarred body/face.
Sane? No idol dreams.
Tower-climb scars persist.
Remembered fight-hate face.
"But saving one person? Humans can."
"Guardians left in US gov."
Post-Swiss fail, obsessed stronger 【Man Eater】 card.
Internally, self-righteous lunatics abound.
Like god-cult fanatics, Ben said.
"—One last question. Not certain I'd come US?"
"Hm, researcher-guessed patterns. High holy site pilg Vegas odds."
Brought goods bribes just-in-case—Wakamo clapped.
"No worry dad. Wakamo Corp makes idols even with big face scars."
"Th-that's not what I—"
"First, suit prep."
—Idol, uninterested?
That line—Wakamo stood.
Need VTuber talk members... tons...
President wants cute members via simple violence!!
Family ok? Idol!! You can too!!