Chapter 150
Chapter 150
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 150
Chapter Title: VTuber Intergenerational Showdown
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"Humans really are the best entertainment!"
Asuka was doubled over, clutching her stomach and cackling at the top of her lungs.
Mami had completely given up, muttering that they were already doomed.
A disadvantageous 2:1 score... but they still had a chance to close the gap.
"It's too early to give up!! The bonds of the first generation!! Show them our friendship!!"
"I haven't even been here that long. More importantly, when I suggested we all hit the club, flirt with guys, and go drinking, no one showed up."
"Because we're idols!!! And a VTuber saying that would just get called a thot!!"
"Asuka, I don't care at all!! Screw those guys who ask about my panties every day!"
-lolololol
-Not wrong, tbh.
-"I am not your friend."
-Keeps work and personal life separate...
-VTubers are too much for normies to handle.
-And she's pulling out a cigarette mid-convo.
"Argentine Backbreaker!!"
Wakamo hoisted Mami over her shoulder, grabbed her chin and thigh, and bent her into an arch around her neck.
Mami's back curved like a bow from the perfect hold, and she let out a "Kieeeek!!" scream as her flexibility shone through.
"President!! I was wrong!! Forgive me!! But VTubing just isn't for me!!"
"Wanna be a manager?"
"I think VTubing might be my calling after all."
-There's a rumor that working as a manager at Wakamo Corporation drives you insane.
-Please do something about our manager who's raising a panda...
-She even had a fan club like an idol, but then she lost her mind.
-Overwork's unavoidable lololol
-No helping it with a walking disaster like Wakamo.
As president, she didn't want to go this far, but sometimes you had to show firmness from a management standpoint. The 0th gen robot senior from Virtual Live was always like, "Come backstage for a sec?" before the white fox dragged her off.
"After the stream, Mami, come backstage."
"You're not gonna post that as slander too, are you?"
"Nice VTuber line. I'll spare tossing Wakamo's 3rd-floor fox spirits at you."
"Phew."
-Wakamo Corporation's firing program is brutal.
-The dark side of Neo Seoul's shadowy Wakamo Corporation runs deep.
-Namu Amida Wakamoto = up!
-Classic kejime sign!
-Out come the feral Wakamo Tower bio-fox pack!
-She's the tightrope incarnate in another sense.
-Every agency has its resident nutjob lololol
"I wasn't even planning to post that last slander vid."
"You think I knew the tower would get wrecked mid-fight?"
-lololololol
-Not my fault.
-Chinese tower, Chinese quality...
-True that, fuck lolol
-Who was it that fought till it shattered...?
"Alright! Next up: [Of Course] Game!! One from each side, come out and roast each other!"
-lololololololol
-No more hiding it.
-Forcing fights for fun...
-Truly ruthless!
-What's [Of Course] anyway?
-Knowing that outs your age!!
-Gramps... is this Tower Park?
-Get outta here, young punk!
A verbal sparring game where you hurl statements at each other that the opponent has to affirm with "Of course!" Failing to respond or snapping back means you lose.
The 0th and 1st gens huddled to decide who goes.
"We'll use Asuka here. She can handle it clean."
"Bringing out granny?"
"You psycho bitch."
Invincible AI VTuber Asuka stepped up again as the 0th gen rep.
When it came to trash talk, she was Wakamo Corporation's strongest! The 1st gen had tried others, but Adolf's rock-bottom mentality and Iosif, who couldn't win a debate to save his life, were no-gos. So Pipkin Mami leaped dramatically onto the stage as their rep.
She glided in smooth, striking poses with telekinesis instead of walking!!
They exchanged heated, longing glares, and Mami boldly lit a cigarette.
Asuka snapped her fingers to light it—a scene screaming "fight me"—but this wasn't that kind of game!!
The two stared down silently, grinning ear to ear, leaving the audience on edge.
"Don't like being a VTuber, huh?"
Asuka went straight for the jugular.
Mami's cute bunny mouth gaped open, her face unchanging.
"Of course!! I'd rather play tennis than stream!!"
"Damn, she actually said it. You nuts, human?"
"Our president's got a massive ego, you think?"
"Of course!"
Thumbs up: Our president is a total low-IQ beast!!
Obsessed with gambling, zero efficient spending, no life plan!! Pilot and Ichigo turned away as she rambled on, assuming Asuka didn't know.
-lololololololol
-lololololol
-Fuck, all lunatics!!
-Otaku-hater super normie vs. cybernet who doesn't get humans.
-Rarest psychos packed in one place.
-Internet's the best. Kick back and see it all?
"Can I crash this?"
"Of course not."
-VTuber hater VS masochist owner-teaser.
-Either way, this stream's doomed.
-This right? lololol
Wakamo, commentating, twitched in irritation till May held her back.
Obviously, Wakamo was soloing a comedy skit for laughs.
"Your reason for being single? No social skills. Fake normie trying too hard."
"Of course!! If Asuka dies, we need tons of friends for the funeral, right?"
"Won't even date till then, let alone marry. Sad."
Crunch!
The drink cans in front of Iosif and Adolf crumpled.
Cold sweat dripped, gulps echoed. The silent 1st gen duo bowed their heads.
Even Wakamo looked uneasy, like "that's not it."
Mami crossed her arms coolly, cig jutting upward, blinking her cute eyes through the taunt.
"You're dumber than Pilot, aren't you?"
"You bitch!!"
-lolololololol
-lolollololololo
-Yo dude lololol
-Couldn't hold it? lolol
-Human mind games win!!
-Machines can't beat pussy!!
-Pilot's random L out of nowhere.
"Grrraaahh...!! I can take anything else, but not that my brain's worse than an alcoholic!!!"
"Can we hit her?"
"Not stopping you, go."
Pilot vaulted the stage mid-air, flying side-kick straight to Asuka's ribs.
Score: 2:2!
"Iosif, how'd you cover my screw-up? Might not see you tomorrow, so bye in advance?"
"Even so, President won't hit us.... She'd hit Pilot first...."
"Eee─♥ Our president's so forgiving! Becoming a VTuber made Mami happy~ Ptoo!"
-Manage that expression when spitting the cig...
-Calls us pests but "cutie" lol
-Looking at us like hamsters?
-Or baby mice.
"Cutie pies, quiet. One of you might be husband material, so image control."
-Image? Control?
-Sorry, we think you're...
-Armpit-cheese westerner, nah.
-Make that onigiri? Cheese onigiri?
-What're you on, fuck lolol
-Ugh, colorful asylum.
"Alright! Next fighter!! Enter!!"
At May's table bang, Pilot and Iosif faced off. White hair, blue eyes... subtle overlap, but total opposites.
Pilot exuded presence that sometimes outshone even Wakamo, while Iosif faded into the background without standout feats.
Their solo debuts? Views differed by zeros... Even other agency VTubers including Wakamo promo'd Pilot, but she hadn't hit 500k—a pitiful state.
Considering Wakamo's 50 million subs...
-"Pilot, you think I'm glasses incarnate with zero presence, just a big freeloader?"
"Of course!"
"Y... guh..."
-Russian curse swallowed lololol
-Why ask that when attacking? lololol
-Pilot's face so innocent.
-Glasses when? lololol
-Left 'em with Mami.
-"Return when you're a great VTuber." Like that?
-Or ditched cos no hope?
-Fr lololol
Sad.
Everyone who could see chat—0th and 1st gens—went somber.
Mami, wearing useless glasses, shook her head: "Tough life for her too."
"Working hard for idol status, but captain wins with dice rolls. Must suck."
"Of course."
-Ugh, that heavy voice.
-Thought it'd curse.
-Captain spooked lololol
-Why's killing intent hitting us thru screen? lolol
-Not teammate, rival to surpass...!
-If not for you!!
-Shouldn't you pass Ichigo first? lololol
"Senior!! Booze over us, right?!?"
"No way. Captain'd ditch pachinko for teammates over booze."
-Image control queen: Captain.
-Turns it around lolol
-Iosif's owned face lolol
-Now who's trash?
-I love jealous kouhais too!!!
-Old man!!!
-Didn't see Japan coming!
-Won't call foul?
-Thought you faced a saint? lolol
"So, for real?"
"A man's word ain't retracted!!"
"You told President you quit booze?"
"Not retracting. Didn't say I quit drinking."
Pilot puffed a cig, pulled vodka, chugged straight—booze victory over Russia.
Iosif glared daggers, pissed.
Score: 2:3, 1st gen leads. Ichigo sensed need to get serious.
"Win the wish!! We can travel!! Just us two!!!"
"It's a team effort. Why's it us two, Ichigo?"
"With President? Booze free pass?"
"Time for filial trips. Our President needs overseas vacay."
"Bring souvenirs."
-Match made in heaven lolol
-Ichigo's a les...
-Polar bear endures!! Don't stop!! Zoo's there!!!
-Yubi? Nah, Cao Cao descendant??
-No one's stopping 'em lololol
"Alright! Next: Same Answer Quiz!! Give topics, match answers with genmates for points! Solo matches score too!"
"Tests our bonds and friendship."
-We're screwed. Our friendship's just old people shit?"
"I'm only 26!! Quiet down!!"
"No order on turns, sis?"
"I'll smoke first if going."
-lolollololo
-Cute Wakuku, mismatched speech.
-Gap moe insane.
-Iosif cig-craving face.
-Adolf tame today.
-Tame's better.
-Mad Adolf's trouble...!!
-Handgun tho fuck lololol
-lololololololol
Adolf gripped his gun, ready to shoot.
Everyone wanted to ask why he had it, but Mami and Iosif stopped him from temple/oral roulette.
For calm, Adolf downed pill bottles.
Feeling the pressure to win?
"Live trauma... ugh..."
""What?!""
-Paparazzi hell days.
-Genius falls = prime bitebait.
-Wait, always pre-records?
-Random lololol
"Gathered 'em all, no peace..."
"They're your VTubers, President."
May's line made Wakamo shed a silent tear.
"First question!! Wakamo's fave VTuber? 6 letters!"
"Easy peasy."
"Asuka hint: Clips everything, scouting Korean VTubers lately, but top fave's Japanese."
"Huh? Not Chinese?"
-0th gen split already lololol
-Ichigo's frozen face lolol
-Zero sync.
-1st gen just writes silently lololol
"Reveal!!"
Ichigo: [Hajime Ichigo].
Asuka and Pilot gawked, disappointed: "Y'all don't know this basic fact?"
Asuka: [Virtual Live], Pilot: [Nether Idol].
1st gen revealed: All [Virtual Live]!!
"Right!! Loves many VTubers... but top? Virtual Live!! Blue ancient elephant's the OG yard-pound drip."
"1st gen takes another point."
Score gap: 2:4 instantly!!
"Telepathy cheat?!? President loves me most!!"
"Face reality...."
"Ichigo les..."
Ichigo sulked hard, face-planted table, then popped up pouting.
Pilot wiped her sniffling tears with a sigh.
Asuka licked them off her hand, cackling.
"Loser's tears are delish! Cry more, black sheep. Want that pricey broth. Buying Wakamo merch like that! Gross!"
Bang bang─!!
"Missed, huh?"
"I hit!!!"
Pissed Ichigo rapid-fired rubber bullets at teasing Asuka, who dodged nimbly.
Iosif, chilling, took the hits and teared up.
"Calm down.... Next quiz!! Wakamo Inarizushi's bday~?"
Flinch.
-...
-...
-...
-Wtf, sudden silence. Spooky...
-No way y'all don't know??
-lol (don't)
~Boss won't tell lol~
Five VTubers' eyes darted. Even Asuka sweated.
Like no fight ever, they dabbed sweat, couldn't write, eyed for cheats.
Heavy silence. Pilot chugged booze.
Iosif shook, spilling tea everywhere, calming desperately.
Adolf silently gun-to-mouth, trigger-pulled but stopped.
"Reveal!!"
"Sorry, friends!!"
"La~lalalala~"
Pilot held [Sorry, friends!!] high as Asuka timed the song.
Desperate mood-fix.
"Pipkin Mami correct!"
"""""?"""""""
"Huh? Y'all don't know President's bday?"
-How tf you know, bitch.
-Fuck lololololol
-Laziest streamer knows?
-Social pro Mami lolol
-lol yeah lolol
-Super normie knows boss deets.
Precisely, peeked from Kang Yeoul's mind.
Wakamo gawked: "She got it?!"
He erased all personal info, never shared bday.
Other five: beyond shocked—"How?!" faces.
"Wait, only I gifted this year?"
Outraged Mami leaned cocky; all slammed heads on table.
Score: unclosable 2:5.
No win in sight, plus shock of knowing less than Mami about Wakamo crushed 0th gen morale.
"Not over!! Not just brains! Bodies too!!"
"Jackson prepped~"
Screen flipped to stage.
Something behind curtain, massive cold-water tank behind spots.
Pilot: "Not Japanese TV, right?"
"This, then human bowling."
"Damn."
Should've researched Japanese VTuber faves!! Pilot clenched fist, regretting.
Pushed as first sacrifice(?), she stood on the line.
"Screw it!! Bring it!!!"
Fwoosh!!
Steam blasted, curtain up: massive wall.
Q. 2+2X2
A 6 8
Problem and two answers below.
TV vet(?) Pilot instinctively knew one thin pass-through.
"You got this, Captain!!"
"Alcoholic pls!!"
"Brain full throttle!!!"
Eyes flashing, Pilot rolled to 8.
Head smacked wall perfect, slid back—splash!
Asuka/Ichigo cold stares, no rescue.
"Iosif! Chance!!"
"I can do it!"
-"Adolf did nothing today?! I'll try hard!!"
When else would Iosif shine?
Posed confident any problem; giant O hole appeared.
Confident low crouch for center hole.
"Different from Pilot-senpai!! From senpai!!!"
Leaped bold—pop!
Horns blocked; impaled, vanished back with wall into dark.
No splash, just horns protruding; she and wall gone.
Asuka clutched gut, howling in pain/laughs.
-lololololololol
-lol dying lololol
-Iosif MVP today lolol
-That's the exit???
"Ichigo, it's wet...."
"Not curious!!"
Shivering, sniffling Pilot pitied; Ichigo yelled "Come at me!"
ㅗ-shaped hole welcomed.
Legs split flexible, passed perfect.
"Boring."
"Chinchia kekketteni kkerakku!!!"
"Sorry...."
Fuming Ichigo chewed out Asuka entering; Pipkin Mami next.
Scratching head—"Where'd Iosif go?"—stubbed cig in portable ashtray: "Ready~"
μ-shaped hole. Insane flexibility needed, but Mami chill.
"Elite here! Did ballet in US?"
"Watch!" Thigh-to-head flex, ballerina pose elegant.
Accelerated wall? Passed easy—but artist Adolf gasped "Ah."
"Guh."
Busty snag: jiggled caught, dragged with wall—splash weakly.
-lolololololololol
-lolollololololo
-Unbeatable....
-Ichigo wins!!!
-Loss?
-Boobs snag lololol
"Asuka's confident!!"
Mocked wet Mami, bounced out—solid wall.
No hole anywhere; Asuka pointed accusingly at Wakamo.
"Bit unfair, isn─ guk"
Smashed clean—diving splash, bobbed up.
Followed human bowling, water balloon wars.
Korean/Japanese TV mashup physical gauntlet.
Fierce end: 4:5? Wait, razor-thin 1st gen win? No, text says 4:58? Wait, physical 4:5? Earlier 2:5, but end 4:58? Wait, total 4:5 1st gen? Text: "4:58" probably 4:5 0th:1st? No: "4:58이라는 근소한 격차로 1기생이 승리했다." 4:5? Perhaps 45:8 or typo, but context 1st gen wins narrow.
Wait, "4:58" likely 45:8 or score, but narrow 1st gen win.
"Urgh... so close!"
"Kabi~ Won but close."
"Nah, got wrecked...."
Wrecked Pilot collapsed, life-flashing eyes, glared at troll duo.
Drained Pilot next to flipped-out KO'd Adolf/Iosif.
Only Mami stood on own legs—ex-pro!!
"Nothing... happened...!!"
Tomato-smeared red.
Face flour/milk mess.
Spicy overload guts.
Won!!
"Don't underestimate adults!!"
-lolololololol
-Social vets' teamwork OP.
-Adolf... did his best...
"President!! Wish grant, right?!?"
"Yes!! What'll it be, Mami?"
Wakamo handed the hard-fought wish.
Mami hoisted like trophy.
All pondered: her wish?
Vacation? Dating OK? Quit VTuber?
"Play President's clipper debut stream."
-lololololololol
-lololololol
-Glares murderous lolol
-Oof, Wakamo one-shot!!
-Hate-that-face what now?
-Ichigo's eyes sparkle lolol
Winner's wish = law.
Wakamo surrendered, uploaded clipper debut.
Kept it, regretted... but curious.
Screen on: Wakamo-like char streams.
"[Made to collab with Shicham! Huh? Girl? Hear voice? Uncle here!]"
"[Bigger tits better. Men love big boobs?]"
"[Kekekek fuck!! Saw me wreck tower? Kids, this is Yas, Yas. Xth!!]"
"[Stocks/coins boom? Just follow me. Got divine sight? Future vision! This moons!]"
"[Whatcha eat? Pork belly. Dona thx. Spend on? Matsuri panties...?]"
"[Fell for VTubing cos our shrine maiden. Armpit/sideboob buries her comedian bits.]"
"[Sub thx. First? Like me? Nah VTuber, I'm clipper~ No debut~ Gotta cut dick first.]"
"[Fan cafe? [Beartank Loves Chest Hair] do you. Got eyes!!]"
"Kill me!!!!"
Tattered joint stream closed with Wakamo writhing in shame, howling.
Viewers/VTubers knew last nick, stayed mum.
Our manager... since when President's fan...?
Deeper true fan than thought.