Chapter 136
Chapter 136
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 136
Chapter Title: The Alliance's Fury
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The 21st century... an era of upheaval brought on by the sudden appearance of the Towers.
In this world where all sorts of mysterious events occurred, an utterly shocking incident erupted.
Including the Six Evils' myriad criminal acts.
The collapse of the Chinese government and the establishment of the New Chinese government.
The near-destruction of Russia by an Apostle who descended upon it.
And then, the formation of an alliance between Russia, China, and Korea—nations that seemed utterly unlikely to ever band together.
Japan, including Kyoto, had the Climbers' Association and the King of Fists, who wielded influence on a level that made the Japanese government practically irrelevant, even if it was limited to individuals.
Including them in the tally meant the birth of the East Asian Federation, something that had never once appeared in history...
In such times, people half-jokingly posted memes on community sites, quipping that our faction had grown too big, so America was starting to keep us in check.
But then it actually happened.
[Author: Teenager]
[Title: Are we just letting this slide???]
Even if Wakamo says, "I need to take a break from VTuber activities for a bit," she could drag Yung Wei and the Russian president (can't remember his name) along on a state visit to America and wreck the place.
Or say, "From now on, it's fine to assassinate American presidents, right? You're all guilty too?"
Or, "We have some business in Hawaii, so we'll drop by," and then roll in with warships for a joint land, sea, and air training exercise.
Impose 200x tariffs on American goods, or quietly support anti-American nations.
Or, "You know what? It's easier to cause an earthquake than to stop one."
There's no evidence Wakamo did it anyway—what are they gonna do??
Just off the top of my head, that's the list, and we're just supposed to take all this lying down??
It's frustrating, sure. Wakamo's a total maniac for VTubers, but she's also incredibly kind to her own team—does it make sense for someone who thinks that way to keep putting her team in danger?
-Info) No relation to the US government.
ㄴWhat does an official know!!!
ㄴI legit didn't know lololol
ㄴFuck lololol
-Why not just conquer America while we're at it?
-Russian president's name is Dmitry... At least memorize the alliances...
-Everyone's overheating right now, but important point: even the US president didn't know.
ㄴWith the courtroom in chaos, you think he didn't see it?
-Looking at the state of the country, it's like eating sweet potatoes and craving soda. But I could list 30 reasons why we shouldn't.
ㄴLike what?
ㄴThe boss likes people.
ㄴAnd next?
ㄴUnless you wanna start World War III, don't do dumb shit like this...
ㄴSo we just sit there and take it?
ㄴYou idiot, it has nothing to do with America, fuck.
ㄴBeliever... the story never ends.
-I get there are lots of crazies out there, but why are they doing this?
ㄴHumans always pull shit that makes you go, "Why tho?"
-They've got that fucking kidnapping scam skill, how's the boss supposed to counter it?
ㄴThe real problem is you can't detect it until it's too late.
ㄴWhat the hell's our president doing?
ㄴI miss him... sob sob...
"The country's in utter chaos."
In the Idol Shrine located in [Wakamo 1st Floor]—the meeting hall of the Asian Federation—the representatives from each nation were gathered, debating how to handle the situation.
"So, what excuse did the US president give?"
Yung Wei was grinding his teeth, furious enough to lead troops into war at any moment.
His most cherished descendant of the emperor, Yu Ying, had been kidnapped by America and nearly murdered.
It was no light crime by any means.
If China were still weak as it had been, Yung Wei suspected America might try to sweep it under the rug with tariffs or trade pressure, and he was reacting hypersensitively.
──Manager Won Da-hye was sighing so deeply it felt like the ground might cave in.
Yeah... Wakamo's fan cafe was flooded with rants like "Why keep those bastards alive?", "Why not just kill them already?", "They kidnapped our precious VTuber—why let them off?"... Truly enraged fans were pouring in, turning the place into pandemonium.
Especially Yu Ying's fandom, the Friends—they were screaming "War!!! Mobilize the troops!!!" waving Chu banners and even assembling before being forcibly dispersed.
"First off!!! Chairman Yung Wei!!! This is the ninth time I'm saying it!! The US government had no idea!! It was an organization set up by the former president, hiding in the shadows of the state!!"
"Then we grab those bastards and execute them all!! Some point organization?! We should track them down and exterminate every last one!!!"
"It's extreme, but not wrong. Wakamo-nim's status has grown, but—this makes us look weak."
"Even the King of Fists...?"
Yeah, it was the kind of thing that deserved outrage.
Wakamo had been living with Yu Ying in [Wakamo 1st Floor] and using [My Worlds] to protect her VTubers.
Kidnapping her as a potential hostage and threat was a situation where Wakamo might flip out and drop the sun on America—no stopping her.
It was a miracle Wakamo had been in America for a VTuber concert, delaying her grasp of the situation and missing the chance to rage.
"The people's anger is understandable. But this has nothing to do with the US government. Still, we can use it to apply pressure. We're in a favorable position."
Climbers' Association President Yu Kyung-yeon, standing with hands behind his back, wore a meaningful smile.
How many Korean climbers had the previous US government lured away under the pretext of refugee aid, dismissing weak nations with poor climber treatment as allies?
Now those same people were begging to return to Korea, and while the president sympathized, it felt damn good deep down.
He understood their feelings, but recalling those desperate days rolling in the dirt to keep the nation from collapsing—he had no intention of letting them in until he died.
"It would've been perfect if the US government was behind this... What a shame..."
The US president groveling before the Korean president, showing evidence they truly knew nothing, with proofs that held up under scrutiny—no forgeries. How disappointing.
Before returning to Korea, the accompanying "Tactical Wakamo" had crossed her arms, eyes narrowed, openly showing her pissed-off vibe to pressure the president.
"Chairman Yung Wei. Let me correct two things. First, 'image.' You know this well, right? Nothing's more important than justification."
"Tch... True. We can't tarnish Wakamo-nim's image as Asia's noble hero... The Idol who loves and cherishes people is key."
"Second, 'position.' Even so, should the Fox God step in personally?"
"Ugh... Fair point... That's why we're here!!"
Wakamo had been furious to her core that Yu Ying nearly died.
But once it escalated to national scale, she worried about innocent Americans and VTubers, swallowing her rage inwardly, relieved Yu Ying was safe.
If the US government—the president—was involved, Wakamo would've lightning-bolted the White House.
The Korean president, who found that deeply regrettable, muttered he wanted to see the White House burn.
"Manager Won Da-hye... 'If struck, retaliate'... Wise words...
But we're too soft! We retaliate even without being struck. Even against unseen foes. Kill anyone who crosses us!!
"That's just causing trouble!!"
"If violence begets violence!! Crush it before it comes!!"
Light beamed from the Korean president's eyes as he shouted with utter sincerity, and Won Da-hye begged him to hold back on that at least.
This man would absolutely do it!!
"I'm all for it. Our Fox God is too lenient... Turn them all into living ice sculptures and it still wouldn't be enough... Targeting enemies? Make them crawl in fear... Nothing makes people worship a god like terror."
Fox God Inari, sitting with Asuka, smiled seductively, blowing softly—"hoo"—and snowflakes scattered.
President Dmitry, who had just been hit with the snow, waved it off his hands and agreed it was right, supporting the Fox God's view.
"At minimum, shouldn't we handle the perpetrators? No need to dirty the Fox God's hands."
Wakamo replied wearily, half-resigned: "I'm just a humble VTuber..."
Even wanting a quiet life, her fame and uniqueness drew the world to her—Dmitry misinterpreted this as her loving humans too much to destroy nations.
He knew better than anyone(?) the Idol's gentleness and mercy—risking her life to fight for Russia's humans despite assassination plots and nukes.
Should such a kind, soft Idol bear this burden?
"Ah, no worries there. Heh heh... I wanted to plunder Hawaii, claim it for Korea, and plant a Japanese flag to humiliate them—but I brought all the culprits to Korea instead. As an example. Even asked the Fox God."
Q. How should we execute the captured Guardian ringleaders?
A. I'm no judge... Legal stuff is... I'm just a VTuber...? Sigh... What did the US court say? Life imprisonment? And that's it..? On a national scale...
"She said exactly that. Recorded it too."
"If it's not rude, President... Just from Wakamo-nim's reply, I don't get it?"
"Means don't kill them."
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"Alright, cute little kids on a field trip to Wakamo 1st Floor!! This is teacher Adelheid, the artist? As you can see, she's the owner of this museum~ Nice to meet you~"
""""Yesss~!!""""
"Teacher, teacher! What's this?"
In Adelheid's gallery in [Wakamo 1st Floor].
A student on the tour marveled at a coffin inside, thrashing and leaping fresh as could be.
"Oh~ This is a piece called [Environmental Protection]. Inside is trash not worth breathing~ Make sure you kids don't end up like this~?"
""""Yesss~!!""""
Passing the work meaning even silver-tongued deceivers end up the same in a coffin, Adelheid showed the wall paintings one by one.
She stopped before Lawless, Rain Maker, and Phantom Thief, explaining the pieces.
"And next to it, this is [The Thief's End]. Note the vivid expression? Kidnapping is bad, okay~?"
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"We took custody of all the second-gen Legendary class climbers who joined the flashy 'Guardian' title. They're rotting in prison for life."
"But why prison in a museum...? Hmm... President? What about the others involved?"
"Lately hooked on the fun of bug-rearing."
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"Hey, bug guy. Did you feed 'em? Why are they so huge?"
"Maybe lots of meat?"
The entomologist tilted his head, unsure, at the beekeeper's question.
Users had to breed bugs for hunting, so he tossed them in without care.
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"They thought they were right, so since the world is harsh for good people, I sent them to heaven quick."
"....Harsh to say, but... Was the Korean president always this radical?"
"Guess he mellowed with age."
"Was on the old Russian gov's top-priority hit list."
Yung Wei, who'd been furious, paled at Yu Kyung-yeon's mad vibe and asked the King of Fists and Dmitry.
The King shared Japanese intel: once switched, an unstoppable lunatic. Dmitry added: held crumbling Korea together nearly single-handedly with grit and ferocity.
Originally, that Russian trap targeted the president, not Wakamo Inarizushi.
In hindsight, considering the president's strength, it seemed plausible(?) he'd outrun the nuke before impact.
Impossible to dodge a nuke on foot, but he felt like a monster who'd survive direct hit.
"Anyway, we reviewed the data from the captured Guardian affiliates. ──Creepy how they used paper docs anticipating pursuit like Asuka. And the oddest part... [Second-Gen Man-Eater]. Why not hand her over to us?"
Yung Wei marveled at the president's negotiation skills—full custody of affiliates and all data.
Likely America avoiding war with the Asian alliance.
And cooperating to calm Idol Wakamo Inarizushi's wrath.
Handing over second-gen Legendaries was beyond expectations.
──But they were all chaff anyway.
Fools deluded into thinking they were special, joining Guardians oblivious to the poison.
No different from failing to bring the Second-Gen Man-Eater from America.
"America doesn't want to yield a trump card against the Idol, one maintaining their peace."
Evidence video from police dashcam showed her pursuing Wakamo Corp employees (VTubers) to kill—no denying it.
Thus, the president signed a contract loaded with poison clauses; Yu Kyung-yeon chuckled at how it'd hurt.
"Anyway─ America's pissed. Beyond patriotism, it was rogue action. Even EU involved, so political pressure's mounting."
"With their extremism exposed, Guardians lost justification and power."
"They hunted Six Evils Legendaries too—enemies everywhere."
"Intel from Germany... Adelheid introduced a Six Evils climber. He says the infiltrator was a German secret gov agent. In Guardians to monitor them..."
"Ugh, my head hurts... Can you simplify?"
The president grinned, saying ignorance isn't shameful, and summarized for the scratching King of Fists.
"We made America hand over the Second-Gen Man-Eater, obligating them to fight 'Guardians' for us. Germany prioritizes self amid Six Evils and Guardians mess. Engineers leading. Six Evils just affiliation—free agents, silly to factor."
Per former Six Evil now [Professor] Sebastian, Korea-aligned [Reaper] fetches intel from [Boss]: no worry about Wakamo, plus brought 【Babel Fragment】.
"No way, Wakamo-nim. You said it'd cause headaches, yet sent to Six Evils boss??"
"Better this way. They'd scout the spot, so Phantom Thief stole it with Yu Ying."
".....Huh? Yeah?"
"Wakamo-nim leaves politics and Guardian handling to us—pass that on, Manager Won."
"....Understood."
"Kids' stuff ends here"—president placed the US pledge on the table.
Discussing US special forces for Guardians, they schemed to send troops to Mystery Tower too—sinister politicians plotting.
King of Fists, stuck listening for Japanese relay, was thrilled.
"Why not snag some museum pieces? Steal the Statue of Liberty?"
"That'd be fun!"
"Sigh..."
Overhearing from the door, Won Da-hye left, dreading the studies if she became president.
Descending the Idol Shrine steps, seeing enraged fans on community and cafe thinking of Wakamo made her glad... but frustrating fans treating VTuber/national climber as strategic weapon—she understood, but hoped they'd consider Wakamo's feelings.
'Still, really lucky...'
If Yu Ying died, no turning back.
Good everyone was in America timely... If Wakamo alone?
She'd fight Man-Eater to the death, sparing lives against military/police—restraint in mercy...
"America's in chaos too..."
Video of Guardian exec in court ranting American freedom/glory, willing to die for all—over 1M views.
Supporters and fan clubs forming. Sadly, for secrecy-obsessed Guardians, bad news.
That exec won't see sun again.
US president, enraged, branded Guardians terrorists for rogue acts, declared war. Hidden members, shocked at terrorist label, started surrendering one by one.
Mercenaries mixed in—not all pure patriots.
Who wants a red mark on their resume?
Muddied water never clears; exposed secret orgs are pointless.
"They're trying hard..."
Only America's Tower engraved "Rankings" on climbers.
Now global "Ratings," cementing Wakamo Inarizushi as strongest worldwide.
Pushing superstar/idol climbers to restore tarnished honor, using every means.
"Wow..."
Reality: protesters stormed White House.
Rioters occupied Capitol; calling America democracy's beacon meaningless—banana republic jabs on airwaves.
eBay listed plundered House podium for $99K.
Tempted, Won Da-hye rubbed chin but passed.
"They'll hunt with fire in eyes."
America's no pushover.
Own military pulling this? Fuming, scouring for Guardians.
Ringleader ex-president vanished—ground or sky?—gnashing more teeth.
"Wakamo-nim too..."
Checking fan cafe descending, saw her notice.
1st anniversary concert, new member debut, plea: she's just Korean climber/VTuber—stop politics.
Just wants quiet VTuber life, please don't touch.
Believers spread as "Touch her and die—crawl."
"Consistent as ever."
Hoping no repeat.
Wakamo Inarizushi wields world-shaking power but zero interest in wielding it.
Unintentional good influence only—Idol striving positively.
Fox God loving humans who saved Korea too much.
Bit rotten VTuber otaku, but that charm draws people?
"Still, time for response..."
Bluntly, this was natural disaster-level.
Who'd guess second-gen Legendary from Wakamo's 100F conquer had kidnapping skill?
No blaming her quitting climbs.
──No need to force Tower anyway.
Japan/Korea have fully conquered layers—why bother?
Just VTuber streaming as desired—no issue.
『Phantom Thief』 sealed no second-gen—same trouble averted.
Won Da-hye eyed [Incheon Tower] visible from Wakamo 1st Floor.
[Korean Tower]—how react if Wakamo quits climbing?
Towers having egos/personalities recent knowledge.
Essential to humanity now, but purpose unknown.
Climbing "needed by them too"—mere guess.
Towers give fitting trials, kill climbers, yet urge ascent.
Climb, overcome, conquer.
As long as humans endure, Towers won't fall easily.
Won't perish unless humans court it.
"Don't touch untouched gods, no calamity..."
Ding ding—♪
"Ghostly timing."
...Stocks good, no precog?
Checked Wakamo message.
Prob anniversary concert...
"【Mystery Tower】?"
Korean Tower maybe.
Better response than thought.
Addicted to handling Wakamo Inarizushi?