Chapter 12
Chapter 12
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 12
Chapter Title: Forum Frenzy and Fox God Reflections
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[Author: Fox Lover]
[Title: Broadcast Day 3 - Wanna Check Out My Tail VTuber?]
(GIF of fox god ears flapping)
The motion is totally different. Eyes are closed, so you can't see them.
But when she smiles, you can see those shark teeth peeking out from the corner of her mouth, right?
Her tail fur is insanely fluffy. Take a good look.
(GIF of tail swishing wildly).
This is VTuber, this is culture, this is hot as hell.
There's a world out there that normies don't know about.
- Dude, this is straight-up creepy pervert shit, you fucking creep.
- Isn't this the guy who used to spam furry GIFs on the gallery?
- If it's not pure furry, it's fursuit, right?
ㄴIf it exists in reality, isn't that the definition?
ㄴFuck lololol speechless af lmao
ㄴIt does exist in reality... (frog staring into the distance GIF).
[Author: Anonymous]
[Title: Let's Check Out Our Room Leader's Growth Story]
Holed up in the fox den clipping and watching VTuber streams.
The done thing? Just think of it as her hoarding stuff for a thousand years or whatever.
(Photo of the real imperial seal, the room leader's prized possession that flustered the grandee)
Living her life like that, wasting away, then the tower accepts this bitch!
Says she'll let her go watch VTubers, drags her along, neuters her, and tosses her in the tower.
(GIF of her cursing and being annoyed during the first stream).
Honestly, I'd curse too lololol. If the room leader's really a thousand-year-old demon, how many wars has she been through, fuck.
-"Subordinate! If this gets found out, the Republic of China will invade!" (It's a fact)
-Yu Bi and Cao Cao both wanted that imperial seal so bad, and it's in the Great Korean Empire.
-10 years ago, the tower disaster was just one of those occasional things, so she holed up.
ㄴWasn't it released when the seal broke then?
ㄴ...? Yeah, you're right?
-The tower can only be climbed by climbers anyway, so even if the room leader's a fox god, she couldn't get in.
-Climbers aren't always good news, but room leader lololol
[Author: Frozen Primitive Man]
[Title: Thinking About It, Isn't This Actually Pretty Impressive?]
Suddenly dropped into the modern world, adapts somehow and hides away living quietly.
When asked if she's eaten people, she says she'd get skewered and shot with matchlocks—hilarious.
Seeing a fox survive this era, call her a survivor of the times~
She even communicates with our generation somehow.
Hunched over the computer pecking away like an eagle, learning tech.
Watched from the queen's tail era, now sweetly talking to viewers as she starts VTubing.
Sure, at first she was ripping into raw meat and it shocked us.
But if the room leader's a fox and not human, isn't that natural?
What's the controversy in eating hunted prey raw? Curious af.
- Fr real lol, as viewers grow she gets all tense and lisps cutely, too adorable.
- Voice sounds like a general but she speaks so softly, brain meltdown intense.
- "Queen cares for viewers, so I must too." Isn't this straight-up training monkeys?
- Gal!! It's the queen's cultural evangelism!!
ㄴDoes inch measurements come with it?
ㄴKinda... yeah.
ㄴDoesn't she use standard measures? Considering her age.
ㄴShe uses meters?
ㄴDamn, adapts to culture super fast.
ㄴThis is the adaptability of a fox who's survived a thousand years???
[Author: Recognition Society Unicorn Lover]
[Title: Believers Can Relax. No Need to Detach Horns]
I, who wandered seeking pure maternal love, felt motherhood.
Anyway, our room leader knows roosters crowing means the country's doomed.
Plus, she's a virgin. Asked if she's seduced guys, she says would she risk getting skewered by a scholar?
Sounds like a metaphor, but it's not a metaphor at all fr.
Scared of ghosts and zombies, probably never even dug a grave.
She's kin living holed up in the den with us.
(Room leader's 5-year viewing history).
Look at our room leader watching 19 VTuber streams simultaneously even on Christmas.
This is the VTuber we've loved and sought so hard.
-(GIF of dude in sunglasses charging)
-(GIF of dude getting punched and falling)
-How do you not know! Wakamo could be the woman to become my mother!
-Latecomers staring at boobs, get out lololol
-Miss the room leader who cursed like a sailor while sharing stocks and bitcoin...
ㄴFr, she shared so we could make money, but we didn't see the big picture.
ㄴShe used clairvoyance to give answers, why didn't you invest, she cursed.
ㄴCan't hear that selling advice anymore?
- Fuck, all the sex-crazed degenerates in this scene must be in our gallery, driving me nuts.
- More importantly, what's with watching 19 Christmas live streams at once, can you even see shit?
- Room leader's focus is insane ㅇㅇ She's done 72-hour streams.
ㄴWhat the fuck is that even
ㄴ3 VTubers overlapping 24-hour streams ㅇㅇ
ㄴOne team had 6 rotating at least fuck.
ㄴRoom leader's a fox god, doesn't even go to bathroom?
ㄴDoesn't breathe either lololol
ㄴㅇㅇ Fr doesn't.
ㄴWhy is this real fuck.
[Author: Gonna Go to Mars]
[Title: I Hate the World]
Our room leader's stock tips, coin info.
Paid off debts, bought a house with that, but tower took it all.
Why...? Where's the room leader who sold us out every day while playing LoL...?
Even behind pansgate she was king shit, why take her stock picks?
Mom didn't give back New Year's money she took, now tower takes room leader too.
Life of getting robbed every day....
Our room leader was originally ours, believers'...
Hate it... Feels like a close friend suddenly became an idol.
We were the only ones who knew....
Loved her fuck...
-This guy's seriously dangerous, right?
-Room leader said stocks, who didn't listen!!
-Orphan vibes hard.
-But people who recommend coins are parental enemies, right? She said on pork belly stream?
ㄴHumans hunt foxes for coats.
ㄴAh lololol yeah parental enemy fuck.
ㄴEven loving that enemy and wanting to give money, slandering a mother's heart?
ㄴEven trash like you, I'll love!!
ㄴ(Era's hero...! crying GIF)
-Why's this guy suddenly flooring it and going nuts?
ㄴCoin room leader recommended turned to toilet paper.
ㄴRoom leader warned to cut losses yesterday.
ㄴThen it's his IQ problem?
ㄴRoom leader's boobs too big, lowered his IQ kek
ㄴAh;; Room leader's fault. Time to stream.
The internet communities were ablaze without end over the fox god Wakamo. Whether she was really a fox god or not was already irrelevant. Everywhere you went, posts like "Her boobs are everywhere..." and the farmers were dying. "From now on, this is furball cult territory!" some rampaged.
"If room leader knows transformation arts, she'll show fox form..." lost souls wandered with golden fox GIFs from Digimon—ponderings on whether fox god means gumiho, weird nonsense like authentic gumiho is domestic-bred.
Posts like "Room leader brought red pill" got replies like "My guess, room leader's identity is hanging" bullshit, or "Then over 4,000 years old?" counterarguments that Wakamo herself added. Even without her saying much, everyone fitting it neatly into the lore was so heartwarming.
Watching other VTubers' streams, talking about their stories, then the moment came to talk about her own—it felt strangely novel.
Uploading 15 VTuber clip videos in a row, believers screamed and wailed, but it was just newbies. Familiar faithful held faith and expectation she'd stream, offering prayers.
Of course, she planned to stream today too.
The previous chit-chat stream was a huge success in every way.
Viewers accepted it gently, and she switched to the pricey 2D live model mid-stream, showing it off a bit to good reception.
Of course, viewers couldn't tell if it changed or not.
It resembled her real self too closely..... She had money to burn anyway, and her VTuber model cost a fortune.
At least ten million won.
Couldn't detail costs, but good models demand that price.
Supply can't meet demand, prices keep rising, even conglomerates make them for in-house VTubers only on conditions—shows how niche the VTuber market is.
Needs countless experts' help. Even grabbing that manpower, the otherworldly idol group VTubers in Korea stand at the pinnacle like ancient eight greats. All thanks to the president's efforts, right?
VTuber talent, effort, luck need pushing factors too.
"Queen... 40 merch items is too few... Wakbat-nim... concert... no canceled tickets.... Tani go president!! More collabs please! Ah, Million Point Girl streamed."
Focusing(?) on VTuber streams to sort her mentality. Calming body and mind, reflecting on herself.
Climbs tower 'cause doesn't wanna die. Questions why she's a VTuber but climbs anyway.
Needs believers to live, knows she can't be ideal VTuber but starts stream.
VTuber must never show complaints, weakness, tears.
Unless感動 tears—never yield biteable parts. Of course, across the sea, cherry blossom shrine maiden turns weaknesses to strengths, everyone teases lovingly. But that maiden's raw VTuber talent gem, incomparable.
In wuxia terms, shrine maiden's heavenly martial body.
She's just a no-talent who lucked into massive fortuitous encounters.
Not all VTubers start equal. Kid VTuber Pekoyama didn't tell aspiring ones "Join a big corp" for nothing.
"In that sense, I'm a one-woman corp rivaling conglomerates."
So she needed to reflect more.
VTubers dissing viewers or being prickly don't cross lines.
VTubers are streamers ultimately. Can't exist without loving, visiting, fanning viewers. So at first she tossed out "watch if you want."
But that's not VTuber attitude.
Some fans love the sharp edges—but to VTubers without even those few, her actions seem selfish, arrogant?
So day 3, researched from many VTubers, stayed as sweet, polite as possible—but kept usual speech style, chitchatting on.
Fox god Wakamo persona... RP accepted? Tickle-taka flowed great, glad. They think "VTuber, obviously not real fox god inside" but...
Extension of VTuber culture respect, so calling her fox god.
Giving such consideration, now receiving it—heart warms...
Countless VTubers exist, each with efforts and directions.
Rocket fan invited to real NASA, crystal ball screen god concept, noble-born Million Point Girl captivating fans solidly. Joseon era VTuber from past to future. Myth-being group concepts etc.
Many push owner character loosely, rebuild self as new char for VTubing—but that's VTuber too.
AI VTubers sans red pills exist, handmade mask VTubers like Zhuge Nuri streaming everywhere diligently.
Many VTubers set own standards, stick to them. Concept RP type like Wakamo, among mask-wearing persona actors, hardest category.
Of course, talent solves it, but she stumbled into fox god VTuber. Needs more effort to avoid slips.
As viewer-turned-VTuber, imagined ideal, treated viewers accordingly as unqualified. But day 3 Wakamo realized: walking VTuber path means always thinking of visitors, studying contents seriously.
And fans need set boundaries, distance control.
Mutual respect via understanding nice, but not all, so always cautious.
Idol VTubers' hardships, she saw plenty as clipper.
"Then today, besides tower climb, viewer co-op [Hell Diver 2]... [Legendary League] too extreme, skip..."
Watching other streams, like them avoid boredom if too long, what fun things? Can't sing but instrument play possible—thought various, plan schedule saying when/how to climb 9th floor.
To keep fox god setting, rewatched own stream for slip-ups.
Yes, VTubers like wuxia experts debuting in jianghu. Polish martial arts for fame, fight self daily to reach top-class. Can't be hero or righteous without cherishing commoners...?
Now first step on VTuber starting line!
Wakamo Inarizushi's VTuber path (道) begins!!
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"Fox god not human—near certainty, right, Chief?"
"Yes. Stock chart money flow mastery winning big. My guess: clairvoyance is precog type."
"Indeed, sees future, knows攻略 too."
Actually, VTubers include pundits, overseas stock/coin talkers. Learned from them to avoid fails. Wakamo computer-glued, luck helped stocks boom... but her strong luck perfect for misunderstanding.
All viewers respecting fox god concept!! Wakamo happily believes firmly.
Most viewers think she's real fox god, so promise to watch silently from screen, not poke to avoid "hanging."
"Plus real National Seal!! China knows, cultural return riot. But personal property? Thousand years held, can't claim ownership really?"
"Legally... even if nation fell, if record as citizen... unfindable anyway. Holder's owner only."
"Slicing bullets, top-notch. Lowest climber doing that? Wars this nation fought, must be skilled."
"Rumor: tower collapse broke seal, hypothesis, Chairman."
"Good either way. Dropped modern, not rampaging monster-like. Adapted civilization, knows messing humans no good, hid. No need cross lines..... So Chief? Plan progressing?"
"Yes, key: not getting caught. I'll naturally be buyer."
"Can't fail."
How many 『Complete攻略 Layers』 ahead to grab unknown.
Human-loving fox god. Fairy tale stuff?
No desire repeat humans' foolishness there. Friendly with human-lover fox god shortage, chase as mystery monster to other country—loss enough.
Clairvoyance sees future—extent unknown, but even stripped all, personal martial power matches upper climbers. President worries attitude change regaining power, but include all risks?
"Legendary idol truly."
Tower emergence near-erased faith era, god return from idol worship days.
Chairman knows era's idols are idols. So her likes...
"Tower picked fave VTuber? Haha!!"
Does happily "concept kept" Wakamo know?
Maybe sneaky cam prank show rolling for ultimate fun.
Just, mutual happy—that's it!