Chapter 108
Chapter 108
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 108
Chapter Title: Dragon VTuber Debut Chaos
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[Author: Sharkfisher]
[Title: Kraaaak]
(Newly debuted Iosif Khan's character photo)
Aieeeee!! Dragon!? Dragon!? Why!?
Dragon Reality Shock!
To explain, dragons are creatures passed down as fantasy beings like ninjas or fox gods.
When mortals like us confirm they actually exist, it's a massive shock!
Real dragon! Actual chills! In the face of merciless deeds to mortals, I ended up wetting myself!!
Stuff like this... wasn't taught in school!!
Anyway, the red pill that's basically like revealing one's identity is spreading everywhere.
The opponent is a freshly debuted VTuber!! This is an act that has enraged the fox god!!
What kind of despicable deed is this! It's such an incredibly rude offense that I can't even speak!
Foolish believers who leaked the red pill, recite a haiku...!!
-But the believers terrified of voluntary enlistment into Tengu Country focused on red pill panties used triple output on their neurons for denial tactics and forgot everything, so no actual problem!
-Sugoi. It's even in the ancient texts.
-When's the stream... it's late... my patience pouch is about to explode.
-Situation judgment!
-No mercy, sayonara!
-Oo Buddha, are you sleeping!?
-The answer is unknown! Everything could be fake! But regret is for after death! Yeah! Just sub everyone in the end!
ㄴNo! Too annoying!
ㄴAre you insane?
ㄴThis is a template.
ㄴWha..?!
-Darkness Wakamo Corporation has only VTubers! No dragons!
ㄴGot it? Ah, hi!!
[Author: Kaidogun]
[Title: Wakamo-san's VTuber Dragon]
VTubers debut with concepts and settings prepared.
Lower world idols are VTubers, though slightly different since they're idols too.
You can tell from Virtual Live or domestic Stellamis.
In other words, the most basic and obvious VTuber setting feels cringy, otaku-like, and gross.
Guys saying that aren't VTuber fans, so they don't qualify to complain.
Wakamo actually posted an announcement, so welcoming it means I've survived. My victory.
-Still a chance to apologize?
ㄴToo late, gaylololol
-Guy who doesn't know the leader's VTuber love and refuses to learn about VTubers, perish lololol
-Guys who can't even respect a VTuber concept!! Go learn and come back!!
-lololol but seriously lolol doing dragon bishoujo concept lolol
ㄴIt fits the concept though.
ㄴIf there's a dragon behind the cam, it's a VTuber ㅇㅇ...
ㄴWhy is there a real fucking dragon lololololol
-Leader knew the dragon apparently.
-Tower stole power again?
-Yeah, the root of all evil is the tower!
-Origin is the moon. How the hell did it get there and back!
ㄴJapanese gods came from the moon too.
ㄴKoreans don't even know gods live on the moon...?
ㄴAgh, those J-pilled bastards lololol
-Went to check Nazi secret base and met it?
ㄴHow far are you going gay lololol
ㄴHow's the name Iosif? Said it's from Joseph.
ㄴIt actually matches the meaning ㅇㅇ...
ㄴMongol blood so Khan, what happened?
ㄴKnow dragon sex? Then there might be a talkative dragon too!
ㄴYou mad bastard!!!!
[Author: Lauraba]
[Title: This is cheating!]
Red pill is a real dragon girl VTuber.
Isn't this straight-up cheating lolololol
-Harmless.....
-Red pill open at start with super beauty VTuber is webnovel national rule lolol
ㄴDoes the mask performance too lololol?
ㄴAh lolol gotta sing too lolol
ㄴThis one's gonna break genres.
ㄴAh.
-Utsukushii.....
-Duels with Blue-Eyes deck, right? I know.
-I summon myself to the field!!
-Puppet fidgeting is super cute lolol
-White dragon from the moon, fox god who's lived a millennium.
-But if real dragon, scales and blood... material jackpot?
ㄴLeader wins and takes it.
ㄴDon't dragons guard treasures?
ㄴVTuber is the treasure so fox god guards it ㅇㅇ.
ㄴlolololololololololol
ㄴAh lolololol
ㄴWhy is it reversed lololol
-Kidnapping and guarding the pure white white dragon princess.
ㄴIndeed! Stronger than the dragon!!
[Author: Aienman]
[Title: Upvote if you think we're fucked in real time]
You know the leader loves VTubers.
But guys spreading the accidental red pill leak.
Guys saying VTuber concept is gross and cringy.
They're all vanishing now, right? Cybernet's in the company.
If you're dissatisfied with Lady Wakamo's rule, overpower her.
She's the one who seized the armband with brute strength....!!
Anyway, seeing 1st gen Adolf and Iosif, don't you get it?
Even Meizhe Dung's there, so behave if you wanna see the hanging.
-Gathering VTuber members or evil organization?
-Mustache pat and mat arrived lolol
-Red Team Alliance lolol
-Russia's Iosif, Germany's Adolf...!
ㄴMei ain't Mao ah lolol
-Two on same team, this right lololol
-Scared of the punishment for red pill leak.
-Scratching knowing fox god is scary proves humans are fools..
The community had turned into hell.
If there's a horrific hell come to the human world, it's here. The suspicious dragon legion trampled the furries wailing for Wakamo's furry form, invading fan cafes and communities.
Uploading all sorts of dragon memes, claiming it's impossible, but bishoujo dragon memes flooded─Asuka somehow blocked the fan cafe, but it was chaos requiring all managers.
Korean government asked if it's a real dragon, other countries inquired about the dragon's intentions and if there were no plans to sell byproducts.
Amid that, some congressmen criticized Wakamo for harboring such a dangerous thing, but those trying to use Wakamo in politics fell into two categories if unaware of their fates.
Old fogeys oblivious to rumors of how monstrous climber Wakamo Inarizushi is, or young hot-blooded congressmen overbelieving their position's power and rampaging on their faction's strength.
To the president's "Go tell her yourself," they shut up unable to retort, or "Why would a congressman go? The climber should come"...even after 10 years, Korean government's grasp on climbers was a mess.
Previous president was such a superhuman he handled everything alone, so congressmen idly spectating now schemed for scraps seeing the new one as pushover.
Of course, even if current president's mentally weak. His backer was Korea Climber Association President.
He watched Wakamo Inarizushi's inaction alongside Korea's strongest climber, surpassing China government and Japan Climber Association President, now even Russia's president allied.
Congressmen's yaps were chihuahua nonsense, side whines mere mayfly wingbeats.
President wielded absolute power ignoring them like "What're you gonna do about it?"
Just needed people's trust and support.
What's dangerous about a dragon anyway? Sending a dragon whose scales and blood value unknown to another country is crazier?
Demanding to hand over a dragon with human-level intellect that Wakamo Inarizushi personally keeps is absurd.
"Please convey to Wakamo-nim well, Association President. No politics involving that dragon-nim from now on."
US scholars curious about dragon flocked to Korea demanding meetings, but seeing domestic ones camped out, they silently queued.
The 『First Dragon』 revealed to the world.
Precisely, not a monster but a mythical dragon exuding mystery with intellect─world in uproar at its appearance.
VTuber accidents showing menu screen mid-stream common, disasters reveal red pill with cam on.
But? If revealed face is top-tier beauty? Celebrity singer level?
Popularity could explode. Conversely, could pivot to streamer or worse, farther.
Streamers playing piano now stripping for thumbnails to draw crowds.
Anyway─VTubers prioritize recognition above all. How known? Famous positively for promo?
Today, some VTuber's red pill leaked. Maybe blue pill.
Seriously planned concept, settings, name─set big dreams, launched into VTuber red ocean on debut day.
That first day, worst accident: ship sank.
VTuber whose red pill leaks on debut... tragic story?
But if dragon from moon concept behind camera?
No, viewers shocked "Why real dragon streaming behind camera?"
Fan cafe believers lined up wailing "Please spare us once, Wakamo-nim!!"
But Wakamo, pissed at denying VTuber concept as cringy, long ago announced no collabs with such viewers.
Aggro spreading red pill claiming real dragon?
Scheduled meetings with Wakamo Corporation's lawyers hired with overflowing cash.
──But only to scare them.
In a way, they were radio towers promoting newly debuted [Iosif Khan] VTuber!!
1st gen [Team Flower Eleven Scarlet Blooms].
Interpretation: Bloom beautifully, wither someday... but VTubers can't forever.
Wakamo knew, respected the name. Adelheit just liked how it looked.
Later lied "Planned it from start" after Wakamo explained.
Already attention from Germany's Adolf, now colleague Russia's Iosif real white dragon rumor drew weird fetishists.
Came expecting real dragon view... regrettably VTuber, couldn't see.
Meanwhile, Wakamo Corp VTubers banned clueless believers asking "You using your real face?" for 3 days.
"This is actually good, Wakamo-nim!"
Promo effect certain. Olga Romanova somehow finished chaotic debut stream babbling.
Post-stream, sobbed thick tears "Sorry for mistake, ruined everything"─Wakamo knew her VTuber dream so big, wound deep, comforted "Don't cry." Doll now finger-sized, couldn't stabilize, fidgeting anxiously.
Adelheit instantly made huge identical doll, hugged tight curling up, stress-exhausted eyes closed sleeping.
Left her to rest big wound, Wakamo listened to manager.
"Push 'red pill caught!' setting? She's real dragon anyway. Fool viewers it's real moon dragon. Perfect VTuber where red pill never truly leaks!!"
"Wah~ Saw that idea somewhere. Must be dumb head. Head VTuber probably."
"Don't get it. Real dragon twist behind dragon concept great viewer hook. Sure, deceptive so slight conscience issue.....but VTuber top priority protect identity? Protects red pill safer."
"Hmm~ Maybe?"
"Olga Romanova's identity unknown, untraced. Russia's president helps. We brought someone unknown, so even in tower unsuspected."
Korea has full clear layers, materials galore, many foreigners switch nationality for climbing. Quite a few Russians.
Affiliated Korean tower, no qualification loss.
Many naturalized, settled Korea.
"Yeah!! Perfect invincible VTuber no red pill damage!!"
"Ah, got it. Me too!!"
"No, Wakamo-nim real fox god. Olga accidentally dragon, so shamelessly insist real moon dragon matching concept. Occasionally show dragon form, viewers mistake real? No identity probe risk, totally safe. Old residence burned in anger at previous president. Colleagues won't recognize!"
"Not secretly candid camera pranking me?"
"Huh? Anyway tower too....job [Zmyu] turns dragon no return means....but crisis to opportunity, glad it worked!!"
"Honestly to manager only, I'm actually male."
"Gender identity male? If real male, marry workaholic Wakamo-nim, make you take life responsibility. Then build bear zoo raising world's bears together."
"Grant that request, skip marriage."
"Really, Wakamo-nim. Understand busy, but stop rambling. Why so dumb when VTubers involved..."
Suspicious... manager suspicious....
Not loved by rich furries but rich furry herself suspicious.....
She knows everything, pranking now? Too busy for love life, but just likes bears can't date men...?
Manager said hiked Jirisan day off, Wakamo no longer wanted to know why.
World has truths better unknown sometimes.
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"So~ Korea better than Germany to live?! Internet age, draw anywhere! I have gallery too, everyone?"
-Leader got her into art school!
-Looks happy, glad.
-Wakamo 1F has gallery ㅇㅇ lots to see.
-Mainly what?
-Two 육세괴 skinned alive for offending leader.
-......Titles?
"Ah, those had no human rights, criminals fine!! Reborn masterpieces warning others of their crimes!!"
-Fuck psycho!!!!!
-This the Adolf we know~
-Not listening turns to soap?
-Fuck so spicy lololol
-No Germany wouldn't fund artist?
"Our lovely cute [Fuchs Kirschstein] everyone!! Nazi Germany poured cash into useless like Haunebu, Antarctica, moon bases even collapsing! Well, made Nazi conspiracy movies diverse fun. Anyway wasted on weird investments."
-ㄹㅇ lolol more tanks would've lasted weeks lol ㅇㄱㄹㅇlolol
"Then nukes hit Germany too. Would've been good. Not born! But no birth no meet Wakamo Führer, actually lucky! Life unpredictable! Nukes better not fall."
-True ㅇㅇ...
-Not just Germany suffers.
-More than that, calls leader Führer lolol
-Problem?
-Yeah.
"That's cuz Japan only nation hit twice nukes for originality. Once comfy, rare titles stay rare meaningful. So see rare me everyone. Art school dropout but tower recognized German artist. Dream: gather cute Fuchs Kirschsteins for France tour."
-France tour right lololol?
-Danzig or war.
-Mind Anchluss'd...
-Why art rejectees dangerous, all artists miss 1939.
-Tour standard 6 weeks right lolol?
-No why our fandom [SS] fuck lololol fox followers!!!
-This right? This right?
-No, white dragon in party no issue lololol
-Germany finally made devil....
-Did once before, good at it lolol
"Thanks for first stream everyone! Song for cute Fuchs Kirschsteins! 【99 Luftballons】 Germany's national tune, fun pop song~"
-Wow lololol
-German sounds Korean magic lolol
-Real climbers amazed by this.
-So what song?
"Cold War peak East-West split era song. 99 red balloons mistaken nukes spark war? Roughly satirizes Cold War madness teetering nuke war edge via 99 red balloons."
-Why sing that lolololol
-Tune so upbeat funnier lolol
-Thought white dragon overshadows party fuck lololol
-Overwhelming presence, worry if white dragon handles.
-Fuck how to beat this lololol
-Mei stream doomed.
-Really doomed.
Adolf Lucia grabbed electric guitar, mic front, joyfully sang upbeat. Viewers lost minds at German singing German anti-war song, just let go enjoyed.
Song super fun pop indeed.
Mei Shaolongbao stream cleanly flopped.
"Cuz same as Wakamo stream" whined same person how, baa'd crying.
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Body split 3 ways, but stream concepts can't, disaster.
Unlike Wakamo, expressive, childlike excited fun.
Cute so many watched.
Somehow least popular 1st gen VTuber.
Just headcount filler, Wakamo didn't care.
Better flop big, royally ruined stream.
To encourage Iosif Khan red pill(?) reveal not flop since Mei Shaolongbao flopped.
"Consulted manager... So, fool red pill as dragon... keep VTuber concept...?"
"Yeah. More mystique."
"Hehe... good... Someday big stage like Virtual Live... dragon form doll merch?"
"Eh.. dance too? Build stamina!! Exercise from today!!"
Olga Romanova too big, talked outside but cool outdoors good, Adelheit drew pics, Mei brought food.
Gigantic dragon but Wakamo's job desc said climb tower get [skill] turn human, actively use red pill reverse, mentality recovered dreaming big.
Faith-bought points giant computer... human size art piece for gallery.
"But summonable, climb 1F but go 50F?"
"Eh─ yeah?"
Olga question, Mei tilted head wondering.
Clear rewards how...? Calling unclimbed 10F climber problem?
"Why climb tower! We do VTuber hard~"
"But climbing VTuber identity... dragon not tower climb material, no sense hate?"
"Gently factsmacks... Olga...."
Knows VTubers well means knows streams well.
Sat Mei, Olga shared soldier days avid VTuber streams.
"First, most important... song... practice Mei."
"....Yes...."
"Serious. Stream mess... like VTuber, work harder?"
"Yes...."
Every word fact, Wakamo couldn't retort.
Adelheit almost "Mei is Wakamo..." but shut up.
Fun stream material.
Corporate VTubers still use each other material...!!
Careless get bitten weak-eat-strong world!!
Hurt Mei exploded nibbled Olga claw, but cute held rubbed cheeks.
Olga luxuriated holding Adelheit Mei, rubbing cheeks.
Seeing, Wanda Hye recalled bear doll love, fled fast.