Chapter 101
Chapter 101
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 101
Chapter Title: Take Care of the President
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(Photo of Wakamo suited to the plate)
(Photo of Wakamo suited to the food)
(Photo of Wakamo suited to the ingredients)
(GIF of Wakamo getting smacked and falling)
(Wakamo washing dishes in the corner)
(Wakamo unable to join in while everyone else is hyped and shouting "Fighting!")
Playing a cooking game, but she falls off alone, gets hit by people, glitches and climbs over a wall into the dishwashing area.
Walking down the street, wind blows and she falls, gets trapped in fire and can't do anything, gets hit by a car and dies.
Fucking hell, the president's doing all the chained ankles and sandbag roles by herself in the game.
And since the president sucks so bad at games, the Three Musketeers link arms in solidarity and go all out with insane passion.
-Ichigo: The left hand is just for show.
-Pilot: Say my name... Who am I?
-Ichigo: The president sucks at games. That's just how the world works...
-lolololololololololol
-No, for real, she tanks the team's score so hard lololol
ㄴIf it wasn't the president, she'd be total outcast.
ㄴConsidering she's 1,000 years old, it's impressive she's even fitting in.
-Info) The guild leader was playing FPS, found out the enemy was an Akudama Virtual Live fan, and killed himself.
ㄴJust another fleeting memory passing by...
ㄴ"Palette" echoing in my head...
ㄴGuild leader terrified of friendly fire, seppukus if facing as enemy...
ㄴThis guy's just VTuber simp.
ㄴCalling the Fox God "this guy"?
-Last part where Pilot lines up Wakamo for Ichigo pass was badass lololol
ㄴCrowd went nuts here, ruined the part 2 collab stream.
ㄴWakamo Corporation's buildcraft server fell to alien invasion...
-Democracy's the only way to drop it for real lololol
[Author: Mei's Thigh Licker Wannabe]
[Title: It's Here!!! It's Here!!! It's Here!!!!]
Si-cham notice dropped!! Bring booze and believers!!!
Time for the heroes to save the stream!!!
-Hero~ Savior~ Didn't buy stocks when the guild leader tipped ya?
ㄹㅇlol Didn't buy? You're an idiot (didn't buy).
ㄴ매니저-only success story floating around...
ㄴSurveillance team chief spot wasn't won by rock-paper-scissors...
ㄴBut ya never know when she'll debut as VTuber.
ㄴHodaldal... too scary...
-Believer or kidney? Let's kidnap 'em?
ㄴArmband fuckers hold si-cham tickets.
ㄴ(Main Armband): hehe;
ㄴYou fucking bitchaaaaaa!!!!!
ㄴGraaaaaa!! Gyaaaaak!!
-Shinji, hop on si-cham.
ㄴFuck it, let's do it.
-But there's a winner prize too?
ㄴHuh? 3-line summary?
ㄴDidn't watch? GTFO. Gotta si-cham.
ㄴSo fucking harsh lololol
ㄴEveryone here's a rival, fuck!!!
[Author: Aspiring Climber]
[Title: Si-Cham Summary for the Blind Fools]
Dumbass, if you're not reading, fuck off.
Joking, basically gonna do group attractions.
Debut-waiting Gen 1 [Adolf Lucia] makes pre-debut appearance.
No reason given, but skipping would be rude... Guild leader's a total VTuber lover.
Anyway, Jackson lost big, so taking 100k for si-cham.
Provides virtual bodies, fox chars die = auto si-cham eject.
Believers, don't die while playing.
Also holding events in attractions.
Survival game, prize only for #1.
Climbers get group photo, merch, fan service.
But for normies, Wakamo guild leader...
Turns ya into [Climber].
WTF that means IDK.
Climber Association certified Fox God can make Climbers.
How? Cuz she's the Fox God, duh.
-Korea's a Climber powerhouse now.
-One Wakamo already makes it a powerhouse, no?
ㄴFair point lolololol
ㄴAlready handpicked 20 lololol
-USA's fucked. How to beat this.
ㄴMindset alone mass-produces Climbers, legendary class.
ㄴAssassinate or nuke 'em.
ㄴBut if they don't die?
ㄴWe're screwed...
ㄴlololololololol
-If I get why those Six Freaks wanna kill her with fire in their eyes, upvote.
ㄴYou're not the first to try killing me.
-Wait, for real? Can become Climber?
ㄴBut #1 only, so restrictions.
ㄴKill all 100k to reach top? Combat spirit passes~
-Warnings hilarious lolololol
ㄴWhat?
ㄴIf Wakamo Inarizushi dies, Tower entry impossible. Penalty.
ㄴPenalty? Die?
ㄴCan kill?
ㄴKorea dies w/o guild leader anyway, all-in life savings?
ㄴDidn't buy Wakamo Corp stock? Idiot, GTFO.
ㄴMore spectacular than Bitcoin lolololol
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The long-awaited Wakamo Corporation massive viewer collab notice finally dropped.
100k participants!! Anyone subscribed, regardless of nationality, so competition was insane.
Wakamo's subs over 10 million now, other agency VTubers easily over 1 mil each.
100k is huge, but viewers wanted more.
Still, 100k is massive.
Even if Jackson scaled the attraction to city-size, 100k would overflow.
Thanks to that, Wakamo opened her wallet, expanded the attraction huge, hired staff.
Profits from Wakamo Floor 1 resources covered it, no big issue, but operations worry lingered.
Gave extra tickets to eager fans.
Sent one to US Robert, already hyped and thankful.
"Normie #1 gets Climber job change as prize. Scale's different. Next collab, more rivals..."
"Eh, beating 100k means luck + fight confidence..."
"Fair equal conditions for all... Just watch personality. Can't reclaim gifted powers?"
"Regrettably no."
Wakamo makes Climbers by giving [Tower Entry] skill to normies. Still normie with skill.
Enter Tower in that state, becomes Climber per theory.
For existing Climbers, only teach [Skills].
Grow Climbers this way, they buy [Skills] to train agency VTubers.
Bad news: [Shrine Maiden] needs to be Wakamo believer...
Can't job change to [Shrine Maiden] w/o normie -> [Climber] first.
Seemed fitting for idol's closest aide worshipper.
Essential constraint: desperate to protect Wakamo's life.
Looks good but demands long game. Wakamo too high in Tower now for chill training; doesn't fit stream schedule.
Manager Won Da-hye pointed safety first, but beast Wakamo only knows viewer streams, didn't register.
Only thinks what to do w/o attack skills. No more words needed.
"Alright! To Wakamo Corp staff: If our VTuber wins... [Wish Ticket] x1! Nothing too much. Within my power."
"Wakamo-nim's existence is Adel's wish itself? Wish to live with Wakamo-nim granted?"
"Hmm, expand house or kick out Aska?"
"AI artist already here, wish to drop artist okay?"
"Joking, Aska. We can live together."
"I'll do my best!! With Mei and Wakamo-nim... uhehehe... ehehehe... Just imagining is luxury happiness!!"
"Kill?"
"Whoa, hold it Yu Ying. Calm. Ally!!"
"Living with President...!! Mine!!"
"No such privilege."
Pow—
Pissed Yu Ying's punch dodged by Sadako turning head to mist, raises hand.
"Then, teach sorcery or martial arts wish?"
"Ah, that. Can do now?"
"Hmm... Then use Wish Ticket for favors?"
"Alcoholic... genius? Why brain cells fire only now?"
"Humans are cunning. AI can't imagine human malice depths."
"Why malice? What favor?"
".......AI booze perfect, right?"
Must win.
Lose, hug Sadako and die together.
AI VTuber & shikigami Asuka, shivering at chills & fear never felt, from Sadako's eyes.
"Y-Yeah! That couples' trip too! Together?! Just us?! Right, Sa-chan?!"
"Hmm......"
Forever woman's body now, no man return plan. Red pill buried, erased existence. Time to grant Yu Ying's daily bath-together pleas...?
Honestly, zero lust.
Real women boring. Even VTuber crush, no dirty thoughts.
...Reflecting, transcended all desires in life.
No interest women, food, sleep.... Only VTubers in life?
Fucking fulfilled, living best. Happy life, Wakamo!!!
"Yeah yeah. All granted."
"Even boob-sucking permitted?!"
"......Yeah, permitted!!!"
Woman life needs all resolve.
Aska gets material for crazy stream lines!
Some creepy perv uncle VTuber in woman's body hating summer & festivals exists, right?
Grope boobs, kiss, hug, bite, suck.... Natsuiro-chan not woman = jail.
[Sish Ticket] infinite potential even boob-sucking; Asuka serious.
"Manager join too...?"
"Manager...?"
"Why not!"
"Then I'll join, debut ya as Manager VTuber!"
"That's why no join!!"
"Too mean!! Wakamo hurt!! Boo-hoo...!!"
"Sigh."
Promised prizes to agency VTubers for win; they accepted, joined with managers.
Jackson as attraction manager with Wakamo ops team.
"Over 100k coming at once.... So nervous, Wakamo-nim."
"Scared?"
"No...!! Just order me...!!"
"Let's go?"
"Uoooooo!!!!"
Accident in his attraction = casualties. Trauma for architect. But amazingly! Wakamo viewer collabs = viewer deaths no issue!!
Safe!!
No, more intense, brutal, merciless...!!
Wakamo ok'd all Jackson wants; hyped Jackson screams "Wakamo-nim forever!" decorates attraction city.
Hired/sorted 1k part-timers for 100k, tossed into Wakamo Floor 1.
Part-timers insufficient, bought Japan vending machines etc., prepped tons.
"Believer troops!! Welcome!! To Wakamo Inarizushi stream. Before start, this is game, but NOT play!"
-Wakamo! Wakamo! Wakamo!!
-Real Climber maker?
-Chat speed insane.
-Say that, trapped in cyber world til clear.
-Better that?
-True lololol.
-VR game finally here!!
-How make Climber?
-Idol class what skill?
-Wow, skill/class askers.
-Crazy bastards lolololol
-Curious but follow stream rules.
-Managers overwhelmed by viewer count lololol
-1 mil concurrent real?
-Only 100k slots.
-lololololololol
Wakamo-summoned cameras scatter attraction city, show buildings.
[Adolf Lucia Gallery], [Mare Pilot's Turtle Ship], [Ichigo's Paintball Arena] incl. [Aska's Amusement Park]!!
Free food restaurants, markets. Even merch shops—
Merch reservation/post-pay, Wakamo calmly explains again; rest free, smiles.
Bicker, chaos, fight ok, cross line = instant viewer swap warning not missed.
VTubers incl. Gen1 Adolf Lucia roam; meet, hang, play.
Special attractions: [Mei Shaolongbao Duel Arena], [Kang Yeo-ul Bird Paradise]. Finally [Wakamo's Fall Believers].
Massive stage. Viewers instantly recall similar game.
Last Man Standing battle royale, cute chars overflow pure human malice!!
Attraction name from that game obvious.
"Mei spot has [Duel Disks] for random deck card games. Yeo-ul spot all birds from Nan-sae eggs. Some adoptable, note. Can't just grab wanna-raise, believers?"
Endless explain: [Fox Spirits] no breath need, so [Mare Pilot's Turtle Ship] free-dive ok, but no rival-kill warnings, smiles at screen.
"Ready?"
-Ready, guild leader!!!
-Let us in NOW!!!
-ah lolol si-chamless galbong here?
-Fuck, armband above me?
-ah lolol praying plz lolol
-This time plz!!!!!
[Job-Exclusive Skill 【Viewer Participation Channel】] cast; [Invites] fly to viewers.
No roadside/outsider Asian viewers. Some foreigners late-realize, tearfully cancel tragedy.
Wakamo locks unsafe presses; missed si-cham ticket viewer screams echo.
Dazzling light, 100k [Fox Spirits] pour city entrance.
Wakamo signals Jackson open gates; dam-break fox flood into city.
Pop pop pop!! Cute patter viewer rush.
Grab maps/pamphlets on entry, ponder starts.
Pro believers remember Wakamo camera tours, straight merch shop charge no hesitate.
"[All these please!!]"
"Yesss, fill address/phone. Post-stream ID call."
Not noob part-timers; Wakamo hired otaku-handling pros past countless deathlines. Post-stream attraction fun contract, all hustling.
Late waddling believers tear up, queue.
No merch space... Wander meet VTubers instead.
No hunger bodies but eat-free; restaurant sit, order all, enjoy Wakamo Corp collab cafe.
Some already attraking.
"Nice to meet ya~ Not debuted yet but happy meet~ Lucia?"
"[Adolf!! Adolf!!]"
"[Zeke Wakamo!!]"
"[This Führer praise spot?]"
[Adolf Lucia Gallery] visitors meet pre-debut Gen1 Adolf Lucia.
Her red pill obvious to all, no dumb mentioners. Dumb sayer balloon-pops, swaps viewer; believers sneer.
Mic-ready? Explains gallery fanarts/works, tour time.
Believers tease-praise dump. Wanted troubled Lucia?
"Right place. Now, faith proof time."
"""[??]"""
Sudden mass sudden sermon on great Wakamo-nim, our Führer; believers sense wrong, try exit. Gallery free-in, out via Lucia backdoor.
"[Gyaaaaak!! Graaaaaak!!]"
"[Wakamo-nim forever!! Forever!! Plz let out!!!]"
"[Not my si-cham dream!!]"
"[This my prank dream!]"
"[What?]"
Gallery chaos screams/joy; [Mare Pilot's Turtle Ship] free wet/no-swim sink ok, many enjoy water.
Shake spray play. Pools + hot springs soak.
Drink ice cream slide up, or board Turtle Ship see waiting Pilot.
Entry booze flood flee some; brave follow, chug with Pilot, drunk flop fox spirits.
Wakamo never said no drunk.
Wakamo sober, but [Fox Spirits] feel senses/painless drunk unfair.
"Having fun?"
[Ichigo Paintball] shoot fun; [Aska Amusement] 5+ coasters scale nuts, no merry-go-round, centrifuges fling bounce believers.
Wakamo [Idol's Illusion] on VTubers image-maintain, mana check, chug potions.
Mana drain heavy.
Worst: [Mei Duel Arena].
[Idol's Image] 3D illusions, VTuber asset [Duel Disks] to believers lively cards. Merch lines insane, skipped.
All illusion-enchant per deck pre-checked hell, Wakamo prepped randoms.
[Kang Yeo-ul Bird Paradise] peaceful norm.
Bird-watch pet feed chill.
Bench bird-song, touch/adopt free; special bird raisers desperate.
40% beg Yeo-ul step though.
Wakamo granted all. Press-pleased giggles.
Think: Wakamo Inarizushi viewer si-cham, but ops-busy no join? Right?
Pre-notice, no Wakamo hunts.
Statues, gallery pics, easter egg figs; self-play fine.
How long wild play?
-Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
-Ah!! Red pill mention, ejected!!!
-Upvote retard lolololol
-Kraaaaak!! Let me in!!!
-Cameras everywhere, jealousy madness.
-No, let me card game!!!
-No merch, no stream.... Why live...?
"Alright, lottery chickens/merch surprise event for non-viewers?"
-Best believer love guild leader.
-No get, real cry.
-100k gone, still 1 mil why?
-Who knows?
-Overseas viewers??
"Uh.... Managers handle."
-Manager face next her lololol
-No president, killed fr lololol
-Can't kill so endure lolol
-How much our managers make.
-Civil servant + manager? lolol
-Fox God close = work ah lolololol
No-forget upset viewers, lavish chickens/merch, overseas pizza splash, bold spend.
Money remakeable, spend big circulate wealth.
~4hrs? Wakamo megaphone all [Fox Spirits] assemble.
"[Wakamo's Fall Believers] starts~"
Attraction shakes— farthest tower sky-pierce rises.
Windmill gusts, spinning bars, moving floors. Slippery oil, punch pops, spring traps.
Real-game gimmicks all: tower nuts, height awe-struck burst.
"Jackson built in one day."
"Sure, one-day tower tough... But fun, good!!"
"Come!! First place!! Tight hug, fighting!!"
Wakamo atop signals [Fox Spirits] start.
City-scattered [Fox Spirits] swarm.
Midst, SD char [Idol's Illusion] agency VTubers join as fox spirits.
Lucia, Aska, Ichigo, Pilot.
Empty attractions sad non-joiners.
Playgrounds/merch/Mei/Yeo-ul remain; disperse enjoy.
Wakamo minded pure-play viewers.
.......
....
"[Uwagyaaa!!!]"
Equal stats [Fox Spirits] desperate waddle Pilot climb.
Full reveal form; crew seize chance, cling harass captain.
"[No!! No!!!! Uwaaaaaak!!!]"
Next floor entrance crowd-blocked Asuka flap-arm resist.
Others pass, Asuka too pop stuck; orderly crowd entry.
Exact count, slam shut; solo Aska wall-cling sky-scream.
Pro!! Knows work-play divide, no oshi mercy!!
"[Wtf?!]"
But Pilot jaw-drop fox spirits piggyback-carry Ichigo.
"[Heave! Heave!]"
"[Carry Emperor!]"
"[Slogan: We're all friends?]"
"[Crew!!! Where my crew!!! Whale hunt there!! Bite tear!!]"
"[Aye aye sir!!]"
"[Captain's order!! Charge!!!]"
"[Protect villageeee!!]"
"[No, different game line!!]"
"[They target our Ichigo!!]"
"[3 mins done]"
"[Bored of long? Friends?... Ichigo only sees path ahead, that guy]"
"[Our job: Clear tower, prep Ichigo return path!]"
Overzealous Ichigo fans [Friends] vs. rival-mind Pilot fans [Crew] clash charge.
Tangle brawl chaos mess.
Midst, sprint Ichigo/Pilot flanked [Fox Spirits].
"[He, help meeee!!]"
"[Lucia!]"
"[Captain Pilot!]"
"[Remember!!!]"
"[Ugek]"
Hop step Adolf Lucia face on log bridge cross Pilot.
Same stats? Run diff? Barely catch absurd-fast Ichigo, short-arm thrust.
No-look instinct dodge, spin counter on shaky spinning log bridge.
Gust sway, side-jump trade limbs fierce bout Ichigo/Pilot.
No-yield heat; endless? Pilot tricks.
"[Ah—!! Manager?!]"
"[What?]"
"[Bliiiff]"
Startle head-turn Ichigo ruthless drop Pilot.
Giggle shrug-touch turn: real manager bear robe.
"[Cute....?]"
Chat float + thank-eye, shoulder-throw drop Pilot manager.
Near-top solo log bridge guard [Fox Spirit].
Grab-drop all foxes gatekeeper aura; manager senses [troll] no assign.
Prefers despair pre-topple over easy win evil...!!
"[Dunno viewer!! No climb, bully viewers!! Manager exterminate!!]"
"[But!! Pure skill fight chance rare!! Can't pass!!]"
.....??
Voice silent but chat deja vu; manager charges.
Smash karate reverse punch.
"[Can't reach here. Daughter needs training!!]"
"[Gyaaaaak]"
Gatekeeper Kwon Wang.
No contest, one-side beatdown plummet manager Won Da-hye out.
Dropped 80k event [Fox Spirits] pre-top log Kwon Wang.
That day, troll war god title added.
"[Daughter! V-smile!! Age, hates dad pics...]"
"Embarrassing, quiet... Think age, old man!!"
"[Uhohut! Chatty loser! More smile!!]"
Win Kwon Wang forced-smile Pilot pic.
Bonus Pilot fig nab.
Dojo display; Pilot flop-sob no.
"[Daughter Kyoto pride!]"
"Wanna die shame──!!!!"
Daughter-fool dad world's most embarrass/admire/shame writhe Pilot roll-plummet top.
.......Silence what now?
"Was summer."
"Aska, no random."
Climber Pilot no hurt.
But heart wound deep, 3-day off-notice.
Whatcha gonna do.
Crew book Kyoto flights.
Fan cafe dojo Pilot fig proof pic up.
Tease off-stream captain crew resolve.
Off stretched week, crew scar only.
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