081. Escape from Hell Hotel
081. Escape from Hell Hotel
After receiving the key card from the clown employee, I immediately got on the elevator and pressed the button for the 10th floor.
【Reformed Guburi】─That fucking staff bitch acts so damn stuck up. lol
【Hottie Licker】─fr lol she should just die. Lick.
【Yoho】─Please don't curse at ordinary people...
【Plum Tree】─Se-hun. I searched for Escape from Hell Hotel online but nothing comes up?
【Dick Lover】─Nothing comes up online? Then how did you find it?
"Ah. I booked this place through an ad text. The reason nothing comes up online is probably because it's newly opened and hasn't been registered yet."
【Qkrnfl892】─Hmm.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Mad suspicious.
【Min-ji】─That's right! Suspicious!
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─Isn't this a human trafficking hotel?
【BigGirl】─There are no human trafficking rings in Sinsa-dong.
"You guys worry about everything. Human trafficking, what the..."
【Drift AI】─I will speak. I say there's nothing wrong with being careful about safety.
【Min-ji】─That's right!
【Yoho】─You keep going 'that's right.' Are you a Pokémon or something.
"Even if this place is a human trafficking den, I don't care. I'll win anyway."
【Reformed Guburi】─I'll win. Listen to this shit.
【Qkrnfl892】─lolol what's with the confidence?
【Plum Tree】─It is pretty well-founded confidence though.
【Dick Lover】─No need to worry. The self-defense item I gave you will keep you safe.
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─I'm not worried. I saw you fight earlier.
【Hottie Licker】─But the fact that your first thought is to start a fight is also ridiculous. Lick.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Anyone listening would think he came to wipe out a criminal ring. lol
While I was chatting with my viewers like this,
the elevator had already reached the 10th floor.
<The door opens.>
A long, straight corridor with rooms lined up on both sides came into view.
The room I would be staying in today was 1020.
It was the room at the very end of the corridor.
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After I entered the room,
I inserted the key card into the holder to turn on the power.
And then, my viewers expressed a sudden, random doubt.
【Plum Tree】─What the? You slide the key card in pretty naturally?
【Hottie Licker】─As if this isn't your first or second time here? Lick.
【Yoho】─Gasp.
【Qkrnfl892】─As expected.
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─Whoa, so that's how you turn on the lights.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Who did you go with?
"No, is there really someone who doesn't know you turn on the power by inserting a key card? You're nitpicking over nothing."
【BigGirl】─Maybe they're suspicious because you act so natural about it?
【Dick Lover】─It is a little suspicious.
【Reformed Guburi】─Explain yourself, you fuck!
【Min-ji】─Explain yourself!
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! Explain yourself!
【Gyejipsa】─Warkyarpya! Explain!
"Why on earth do I need to explain this? And Gyejipsa, you fuck, don't you join in too."
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya...
【Reformed Guburi】─Explain yourself, you fuck!
【Reformed Guburi】─Explain yourself, you fuck!
【Reformed Guburi】─Explain yourself, you fuck!
【Hottie Licker】─lolol Guburi's rebellion. Lick.
"Gyejipsa, Chat Mute them all."
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya!
I just quelled the riot with Chat Mutes.
These weren't viewers who would listen to reason.
Afterwards.
I tossed the camera onto the bed and headed straight for the shower to wash up.
***
I finished the shower quickly.
Even if I wanted to take a relaxed wash, I couldn't.
No matter how long I waited with the water running, the hot water never came out.
‘No matter how much of a concept hotel this was... this was too much.’
The wallpaper had turned yellow.
The floor was covered in dust.
It was a room without even a common TV, let alone a computer.
The more I looked, the more the hotel had problems with its facilities.
‘...Fine. As long as the bed was decent.’
Making such a thought pointless.
The moment I sat on the bed, I sensed something was terribly wrong.
"..."
It wasn't soft at all.
It was a bed as hard and cold as a rock.
I grimaced and lifted the thin blanket.
A completely unprocessed, ash-gray stone was visible.
‘What a fucking mess.’
It was the moment I silently vowed never to book this hotel again if I ever had business in Sinsa-dong again.
‘Ah, right. Was the camera okay?’
It suddenly occurred to me that I had thrown the camera before taking a shower.
I wondered if it might be broken.
Worried, I picked up the camera and examined it here and there.
‘It looked fine.’
Fortunately, not a single scratch had appeared.
I checked the stream on my phone, and the broadcast was being sent out without any issues.
【Reformed Guburi】─Gye Bastard-hun is back! hi hi
【Hottie Licker】─Your wet hair is sexy. Lick. Slurp slurp.
【Yoho】─Haahk.
【BigGirl】─Heuhng.
【Min-ji】─?
【Qkrnfl892】─You came back fast.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! These bastards got real quiet after getting Chat Muted!
【Gyejipsa】─Wakyapya! They got quiet!
The viewers' Chat Mutes had been lifted.
And the atmosphere in the chat window, which had been overheated, had died down significantly.
As expected, there was nothing quite like Chat Mutes to quell a riot.
If there had still been any viewers demanding an explanation, I planned to ban them without warning, but they were quick to catch on.
They were viewers who brilliantly toed the line.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─So what are you going to do now?
"What do you mean what? I washed, so I'm going to sleep."
【Se-hun Defense Force】─?
【Plum Tree】─?
【Reformed Guburi】─You fucker! What time is it and you're sleeping already? -_-
【Dick Lover】─Don't you think you're sleeping too early?
"I need to sleep now if I'm going to wake up early tomorrow. They said if you wake up late, you're automatically disqualified."
It was better to go to sleep early.
Because the escape event started early in the morning.
Was it 5 a.m.?
The clown employee had said it started around then.
"Anyway, I'll see you around 5 a.m. tomorrow. I'm going to sleep."
I said that and moved the camera to a corner of the bed.
Ah. For the record, I decided to leave the stream on.
Because it's a pain to turn the stream on the moment I wake up.
Just as I turned off the lights and lay down on the bed,
『'Reformed Guburi' has donated 1,000 won.』
└Not turning the stream off? Sleep stream is fucking awesome. lol
『'Reformed Guburi' has donated 1,000 won.』
└It's my first time sleeping together with Gye Bastard-hun.
『'Reformed Guburi' has donated 1,000 won.』
└Baby. Are you sleeping? Heuheung-heuheung!
『'Reformed Guburi' has donated 1,000 won.』
└Should I sing you a lullaby? Sex sex.
The crazy bitch Guburi kept sending voice messages.
"Guburi. Send one more and you're banned."
I warned her with a slightly irritable tone of voice.
Because I hated having my sleep disturbed.
If she disobeyed the warning, I seriously intended to blacklist and ban her.
‘...She listens well.’
Fortunately, no more voice donations went off.
And before long, I fell into sleep.
***
Early morning.
A creepy, distorted voice flowed out from the speaker on the ceiling.
<Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.>
"...Fuck."
It was a highly unnerving voice.
To the point where just hearing it put me in a bad mood.
<Wake up. Wake up. Time remaining 1 minute.>
I lifted my body from the bed and first picked up the camera.
And as I was yawning and looking around,
Whoom-!
Suddenly, the floor collapsed.
And the bed plummeted down below.
‘Fuck, that surprised me... What kind of bullshit was this?’
I was dumbfounded.
Even if it was a production for the sake of reality, it was a bit too much.
‘What would they do if an accident happened?’
Well, it was an unnecessary worry.
If the hotel management had any brains, they would have prepared all the necessary safety measures.
Did they place mattresses or something on the floor below?
Thinking that, I looked down into the hole.
‘It was too dark to see anything.’
I turned on my phone's flashlight and shone it down.
But oddly, the light couldn't pierce the darkness and was instead being swallowed up.
‘Was the flashlight weak...?’
At that moment, I was questioning the situation.
The distorted voice flowed from the speaker again.
<One elimination. Nineteen survivors.>
<The one sinner who has failed the trial falls into the Abyss of Hell.>
<We extend our congratulations to the nineteen guests who have passed the first trial.>
There were twenty rooms on the 10th floor.
One person per room, so it seemed there were twenty participants in total.
And it appeared that one of them had already been eliminated.
【Reformed Guburi】─What's this? The production is insane?
【Plum Tree】─Is this really a production?
【Min-ji】─It's got to be a production.
【Hottie Licker】─Whoa, the scale is huge. Lick.
【Yoho】─Wow. They seem to have put a lot of effort into the production.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! It's beyond expectations!
【Qkrnfl892】─fr, I didn't expect much after seeing the shabby hotel facilities. lol
The viewers had also witnessed the scene just now.
Since I'd left the broadcast on.
"You all woke up early?"
【Hottie Licker】─I set an alarm. Lick.
【Min-ji】─Me too.
【Reformed Guburi】─I didn't sleep.
【Yoho】─But you're really calm about this.
【Qkrnfl892】─fr lol the floor collapsed and he's nonchalant.
"I was surprised at first, too. Now that I know it's a production, that's why I'm calm."
I rubbed my sleepy eyes with the back of my hand.
As I was interacting with the viewers, the speaker went off again.
<The second trial begins.>
<Escape from the room within the time limit. The means of escape is free.>
【Reformed Guburi】─Ah jeez, that voice is so fucking creepy.
【Hottie Licker】─I know, right. It's creepy. Ptui ptui.
【Yoho】─It's scary.
【Min-ji】─More than scary, it just feels nasty.
【Plum Tree】─Se-hun. Just escape fast. The time limit is only 10 minutes.
【Qkrnfl892】─How do you know the time limit is 10 minutes?
【Dick Lover】─Se-hun, there's a timer on the wall behind you.
【Qkrnfl892】─Oh I see, you're observant.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! But how do you escape?
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─Can't you just open the door and leave?
【Bubblegum Collector】─Warkyarpya! It's an escape game, would the door just open? Are you a blockhead?
【Gyejipsa】─Blockhead!
"If I go up to the door, there's probably a manual on how to escape."
I said that and moved toward the door.
As expected.
There was a door lock in the center of the iron door.
And above it, a hint was written that could be used to deduce the password.
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─Whoa, it's really there. When you look at it, Se-hun seems mad smart.
【Drift AI】─I will speak. I say that you, Reverse-Rape Maniac, are just stupid.
【Plum Tree】─I can't see the hint well. Bring the camera closer.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya! The hint is hard!
【Reformed Guburi】─Gye Bastard-hun brainstorming at full power!
【Yoho】─Would you like me to help solve it?
【Min-ji】─Yoho, the best way to help is to stay still. heh
I just glanced at the hint once.
It was clear my brain couldn't solve it.
But it was okay even without the hint.
"...Guys. Didn't they clearly say the means of escape was free earlier?"
There's an old saying.
When the body failed, the brain suffered.
Since my body wasn't weak, I didn't need to make my brain suffer.
"So that means I can just break the door and leave, right?"
When I asked that,
it wasn't the viewers, but a hotel employee who answered over the speaker.
It seemed they were listening to everything.
<The means of escape is free.>
"So that's a yes."
<However, breaking the door with human strength is impossible...>
I ignored the words that followed.
I took a step back and settled into a stance.
I took a deep breath.
I focused all my strength into my leg, charged at the iron door, and kicked it with full force.
Kwaang-!
The iron door, receiving the powerful impact, shattered with a loud noise, sending fragments flying and kicking up a cloud of dust.
<...Huh?>
<...>
<...Ah. Room 1020, escape successful. Second trial passed.>
<The guest in Room 1020, please move to the location of the third trial.>
I easily succeeded in escaping.