069. Beneath the Scarlet Ceiling Light, the Kitchen
069. Beneath the Scarlet Ceiling Light, the Kitchen
Silence was flowing through the living room once more when.
"Hey, you know."
This time, Bubblegum broke the stillness.
She rose carefully from her seat and continued.
"I'm still young, so wouldn't it be okay if I washed up with Se-hun?"
"You're a goddamn adult, you crazy bitch. Quit your bullshit and sit your ass down."
"Ah."
Plum Blossom pressed down on Bubblegum's head and sat her on the sofa.
Then she turned her head and called out to Dick Lover.
"Hey! Dick, where the hell are you suddenly going?"
"Thought I'd take a little stroll."
"Stop talking shit and come sit down too. Before I seal you away."
"······."
Dick Lover also sheepishly scratched her head and came back to her seat.
Plum Blossom looked around at them all and let out a deep sigh.
"Haah... This really isn't working."
Plum Blossom, who had naturally risen to her feet, shook her head and continued.
"If I look away for even a second, animals like you lot might sneak a peek at Se-hun, so I'll stand guard in front of the bath..."
"Senior. Sit back down. I'm fully aware you were planning to secretly peek with Plum Blossom petals."
"······."
Plum Blossom was stopped by her junior.
Sharp-eyed bitch.
With that thought in her head, she had no choice but to sit back down.
And so, everyone was seated once again.
"These people are truly going to cause a disaster. Do you all want to see a man's naked body that badly?"
Catgirl began rebuking the other women, looking at each one in turn.
"Well, honestly, I'm a woman too, so I understand the urge to peek. It's a woman's instinct, after all. But you're supposed to suppress those desires inside. We're not animals, are we?"
It was the composure of a woman who had a boyfriend.
"And you haven't forgotten that the broadcast is on right now, have you?"
Catgirl pointed at the camera.
Only then did the other women start checking the chat on their phones.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─We're watching all of this, you crazy bitches.
【Reformed Guburi】─Plum BlossomBubbleDick you motherfucking cunts. Don't you fucking move from that living room. If you don't want to get fucked up.
【BigGirl】─Looks like you forgot we're live right now.
【Semen Thief】─Bunch of pervert sisters.
【Qkrnfl892】─The moment you peek at him washing, I'm telling my mom and coming to arrest you.
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─The camera's right there in front of you, have you lost your minds? lolol
【Min-ji】─If you're gonna peek, at least take the camera with you. -_-
【Yoho】─?
【Drift AI】─I am saying this. I warn you to stay still if you don't want to die a sudden death.
【Hottie Licker】─fr they're perverts. Wanna taste a moral punch?
【Reformed Guburi】─Hottie, welcome back.
【Yoho】─Have you finished your deed?
【Hottie Licker】─Hung up and came back. Seemed like those bitches were about to commit an immoral act.
【Min-ji】─Feels a bit off for someone who masturbates while watching the broadcast to be talking about morals.
【Qkrnfl892】─Now that you mention it, that fucker was a moral education teacher.
【Se-hun Defense Force】─lolol a case of fucking up your career path big time.
【Hottie Licker】─Shut up and everyone moral punch gogo!
【Hottie Licker】─Follow me. Moral Punch!
【Yoho】─Moral Punch!
【Min-ji】─Moral Punch!
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Moral Punch!
【Qkrnfl892】─Moral Punch!
【Reformed Guburi】─Uterus Punch!
【Gyejipsa】─Moral Punch!
【Drift AI】─I Moral Punch! am doing it.
The chat window was blazing fiercely.
Every viewer was united, shouting Moral Punch.
【Plum Tree】─You crazy bitches... I'll stay put, so cut the spam.
【Bubblegum Collector】─Wakyapya...
At that, Plum Blossom and Bubblegum timidly posted in the chat.
They'd been caught trying to sneak a peek at Gye Se-hun washing up, and it was embarrassing to face the camera and speak directly.
But Dick Lover was unashamed.
Dick leaned back against the sofa, crossed her legs, and spoke toward the camera with an arrogant expression.
"Can't we just slap a chat mute on all of them? These leftover women are noisy."
【Reformed Guburi】─?? A Yankee bitch who looks like she reeks of butter's acting real cocky. lol
【Hottie Licker】─Stop crossing your legs.
【Min-ji】─Isn't it you, Dick, who was leftover in your own country and ran off to Korea? Hate to break it to you, but Korea isn't a pushover either. ha
"What are you saying? I've been popular wherever I go. My face has universal appeal."
【Min-ji】─Don't act up. haha
【Yoho】─Seems like it's universally unappealing then.
【Reformed Guburi】─And that fucker's armpits probably reek like crazy. lol
【Se-hun Defense Force】─Guburi's just dropping random personal attacks like crazy. lolol
"Guburi. It's fine to say things about looks, but let's not go after someone's race."
【Reformed Guburi】─Shut the fuck up, dumbass. If you've got a problem, go back to your own country. lol
【Reformed Guburi】─And quit acting all cool when your username is some shit like Dick Lover. lol
【Reformed Guburi】─Don't sit on the sofa either. You're stinking the sofa up with your cunt stench. lol
【Reformed Guburi】─Why aren't you saying anything? Scared? lol
"······."
As Guburi's chat assault continued relentlessly, Dick Lover eventually gave in and decided to apologize first.
She judged there was nothing to gain from fighting a crazy bitch.
"Haah... Fine, I'm sorry. So stop it now."
【Reformed Guburi】─If you're sorry, then bow your head and apologize properly, you cunt. lol
"I might actually kill you..."
【Reformed Guburi】─Try killing me. lol
【Reformed Guburi】─Go on, kill me. lolol
【Reformed Guburi】─You can't, can you? All talk and no bite, loser. lol
Dick Lover put her phone in her pocket to ignore the chat.
Then she pressed a hand to her forehead and frowned.
It felt like a headache was crashing in, along with dizziness.
"...So broadcasting wasn't as easy as I thought."
【Plum Tree】─Exactly. I thought having fewer viewers would make it easier, but every last one is a dumbass, so it's not easy at all.
【Reformed Guburi】─Oh? Dumbass?
【Plum Tree】─Ah. Except you.
【Reformed Guburi】─K. I'll let it slide.
【Yoho】─Damn, internet bullies are scary...
【Min-ji】─I've learned a thing or two, Guburi.
【Hottie Licker】─No matter how I think about it, Guburi is morally beyond correction.
【Drift AI】─I am saying this. I state that Reformed Guburi is likely a psychopath. I advise that avoiding her is the best course of action.
『'Reformed Guburi' has donated 500 won.』
└And Dick, you fucking bitch. Stop crossing your legs all cocky and uncross them right now.
After hearing the voice message,
Dick Lover let out a sigh and uncrossed her legs.
『'Reformed Guburi' has donated 500 won.』
└That's right. You listen well.
"Guburi. Seriously, knock it off. I've got my limits on how much I'll tolerate this."
Dick Lover lowered her voice and warned her.
She was even starting to think about finding out Guburi's home address through a hacker acquaintance if she crossed the line one more time.
But.
『'Reformed Guburi' has donated 500 won.』
└lol okay. Now that I think about it, I was a bit harsh too. Sorry sorry~ Don't be mad~
"······."
Guburi pulled back at just the right moment and offered an apology.
Seeing Dick Lover's expression twist,
she had sensed that the mood wasn't right for joking around.
"I'll let it slide."
『'Reformed Guburi' has donated 500 won.』
└Sex. Thanks for letting it slide. lol
And so, the two reconciled quickly.
After that,
the women waited quietly in their seats until Gye Se-hun returned.
Under the watchful eyes of the viewers.
***
I finished the bath quickly.
Since there were a lot of people besides me who needed to wash up.
I towel-dried my hair as I came back to the living room, then verbally explained the exact location of the bath to the others.
Guiding them in person was a hassle.
"Plum Blossom. You take charge of Bubblegum and wash her properly. That fucker seems like she'd just splash a bit of water on and call it done."
"Got it."
Behind Plum Blossom as she answered,
Bubblegum was wearing an expression like she'd been caught.
Yeah, that figures.
I didn't need to see it to know—she was a filthy bitch.
"Why are you only asking Plum Blossom? I'm here too."
"I'm here as well!"
Dick Lover and Catgirl asked at the same time.
There was one reason I'd singled out Plum Blossom.
Catgirl was dumb and seemed likely to forget my request, and ever since earlier, Dick's gaze as she looked at Bubblegum had been a little weird.
How should I put it—I felt something like killing intent from it?
Of course, it was probably just my imagination.
But the uneasy feeling wouldn't go away, so I'd decided not to leave Bubblegum with Dick if I could avoid it.
Anyway, among that bunch, you could say Plum Blossom was the most trustworthy.
"I just saw Plum Blossom right in front of me, so I asked. No particular meaning."
I didn't bother revealing the truth.
“Stop asking pointless questions and hurry up and wash.”
If I said Plum Blossom was the most reliable, Dick might get jealous for no reason.
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As soon as I entered the kitchen, I pointed the remote at the ceiling and pressed a button.
Beep.
Along with a small electronic sound,
vermilion light softly dispersed from the ceiling light, warmly illuminating the entire kitchen.
【Qkrnfl892】─I felt it last time too, but the kitchen is seriously huge.
【Reverse-Rape Maniac】─Se-hun's kitchen is bigger than my whole house. lolol
【Se-hun Defense Force】─The dining table is fucking huge too. Why does someone living alone use such a massive table? Did you set it up in advance so you could live with me? lol
【Min-ji】─You're deep in delusion.
I opened the refrigerator door,
then began moving all the ingredients I would need for cooking onto the counter,
according to what Guburi was picking out.
【Reformed Guburi】─Grab the big onion, grab the minced garlic, and grab about seven Cheongyang chili peppers.
【Reformed Guburi】─For the meat, just grab everything there. Grab the frozen seafood mix too.
【Reformed Guburi】─Don't grab the mackerel, you fucker! Only grab the things I tell you. -_-
【Reformed Guburi】─There's enoki mushrooms over in the corner there. Grab those too, and if you want to grab the carrots and napa cabbage,
go ahead.
It was hard to believe, but Guburi claimed to have some expertise in cooking.
She said she had once worked in the food service industry.
I thought it worked out well.
I'd been at a loss about what to cook anyway.
‘It seemed like her claim of being good at cooking in the past wasn't just talk.’
I'd also asked how many years of cooking experience she had, but she didn't answer that question.
Apparently, her experience was short.
Well, the experience didn't really matter.
As long as she picked out suitable ingredients from the fridge and told me the recipes.
【Reformed Guburi】─Shine the camera on the shelves in the kitchen too.
【Reformed Guburi】─Take out the soy sauce, oyster sauce, red pepper powder, MSG, and salt.
【Yoho】─But Reformed, what kind of dish are you planning to make?
【Reformed Guburi】─Sex Jjamppong Rice.
And so, I continued cooking with Guburi's help.